--*2000th post*---

[Oriadin]

Two thousand posts!

Its been a while comming but here I am. The amount of words ive typed in here doesnt bare thinking about really. Well, ive had a barrell of laughs and fun all the way. Thanks to everyone for giving me such a wonderful place to waste my time :D

**Still plots to catch up witn Marcus**

for a bit of a celebration, shall we have a no rules RP? One person writes a bit of the story, then someone carries it on. Nothing offensive please, just have fun :)

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Oriadin was walking through the order one day when he came across...

[Sene Unty]

Congrats Oriadin! :D

[Dae Jinn]

Oriadin was walking through the order one day when he came across...

Dae Jinn! In skimpy clothes! With a paddle!


*:spanks Ori silly!*

[Dasquian Belargic]

:) Congrats

[Sejah Haversh]

And a most respectable double-grand it has been! But, I'm going to catch up with you someday, just you wait and see!


...But Oriadin, being one of impecable good taste and boy-scout manners, only held up a hand and said, "Miss Jinn, I am sorry, and much as I would love the thought of my bum being battered by your painful paddle, I must not, for a Jedi must not know love like that."

He discreetly added, "How was that? Was I convincing?" Then handed her a business card with a location and time of day written on it.

[Oriadin]

Originally posted by Dae Jinn
Dae Jinn! In skimpy clothes! With a paddle!


*:spanks Ori silly!*

--Well hello there! ;)

I was just on my way to the Bar and Grill if youd like to join me?--

Just then, a large crash came from around the corner. When Dae and Oriadin got there they found to their amazment...

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Thanks everyone :)
Sej - In your dream mate! :lol

[Sejah Haversh]

--NINJA MIME KITTENS--

They were swarming the Order, pretending to be trapped in glass boxes and throwing stars at everybody.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

"ATTACK MY KITTENS! OVERWHELM ALL!"

*** 2000? Is that all?

:p

Congratulations anyway ^_^ ******

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

[Alpha]

But then, the kittens are overwhelmed by a cascade of squirrels. Satine stands in the background, laughing.

"Dance, dance, my little minions!"

*Congrats Ori!*

[Marcus Telcontar]

* Kittens get hungry and then massacre squirrels and have enourmous feast *

[Alpha]

Suddenly ten foot squirrels stomp the ground, roaring their little squeaks.

[James Prent]

(congrats Ori!)

Oriadin screams like a little girl at the chaos, and hides under a table in fear.

[Sejah Haversh]

--But, to his dismay, it's not really a table, but a construct of Ninja Mime Kittens that only looks like a table! So, panic-stric ken, Oriadin whips out his lightsaber and does the "I'm-afraid-of-kittens-wheels-of-lighting-strike-lightsaber-death" maneuver, which chops the Ninja Mime Kittens into many many small, bite-size pieces.

[Oriadin]

Marcus just stops and stares. the anger can be seen building on his face. Oriadin swallows hard and lets out an uncomfortable smile.

--heh, BBQ anyone?--

[James Prent]

Marcus turns around. "FORCE FART!" With all of his might he tries to unleash unholy hell on the massacre of Mime Kittens, but only succeeds in a tiny toot.

The Force, apparently, is not with the beans today.

[Marcus Telcontar]

He wanders away to an Indian restaruant and in 10 minutes comes back...

FORCE RING OF FIRE!!!!" He yells

BBFFFFTTTTTT!!! !FWOOM!!

A massive <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont> of flame erupts and sets everythign alight!

[Oriadin]

Sejah's fur goes up in seconds to which he runs around like a furry thing on fire for a few moments. The alarm bells ring throughout the Jedi halls and everyone runs in with buckets of water to help put out the flames.

[Sejah Haversh]

It turns out that Sejah had actually shampooed with asbestos, though, that morning, and the fire soon went out without harming him at all, though all his clothes had been burned away, except his asbestos shorts.

[Sene Unty]

*Sene uses an unknown, but very ancient "Unty" ability to suck all the fire into his hand. He then proceeds to eat it.*

"By the power of Unty I declare this fire to be delicious."

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

Hoshi happens to be walking by, and notices the, insanity, of these Jedi and simple mutters...

"Nuts....All of them, are Nuts."

*punts and burning Ninja Mime Kitten*

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Sene Unty]

Insanity?????? US????????

You have got to be joking. We dont have an insane bone in our bodies. :D

[Alpha]

Wait...or is it the opposite?

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

*grabs Sene and swings him like a whiffle bat fending off an crazies*

Maybe you are, and maybe you ain't.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol