I, am a genius!

[Mia Dillon]

I finally figured out how to make coffee with my new coffee machine!

It has to be turned on to work. Hoo-hah, only took me a few hours too :rolleyes

I'm going places baby!

[Sanis Prent]

I have a more efficient coffee machine. I walk to the ferguson center, give them my student charge card, and tell the starbucks lady I want a grande caramel macchiato, with skim froth. Takes the work out of it for me :smokin

[Jeran Conrad]

WARNING: DISGUSTING MENTAL IMAGE MAY FOLLOW THIS DESCRIPTION. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

I got one more like Sanis'--I don't have to operate it.

I wake up in the morning and walk down the hall to the community bathroom. Opening the door usually lets loose either a smell bad enough to wake me up or one of the toilets has been unholily defiled enough that my eyes spring open in disgust.

Works every time.

:D

[AmazonBabe]

O_o Ick... what an image. :x

:lol

[Jeran Conrad]

Yeah, that post was not for the feint of stomach.

:lol

I should have written a warning! :D

...in fact...

[AmazonBabe]

:lol:lol:lol

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Disgusting... Thank GOD I go to Community College for now, and when I do transfer to a real college, I'll be living off campus.

[Jeran Conrad]

Ahhh, panzie!! :P

Just playin, Dyzm. Residence Hall life is not for everyone. I am an RA, so I like it here. But I do wish I had my own bathroom at many times.

[Dae Jinn]

Jeran, you are so gross, marcus must be rubbing off on you :p

[Sanis Prent]

So you noticed the brown stain too?

[Dae Jinn]

LMAO....EWwwwwwwwwww. SO wrong. >_<

[Sanis Prent]

Marcus gave Jeran a Hitler! :lol

[Dae Jinn]

EW! If that's what I think it is.......NAST! BAD CHICKIE! :cry

[Live Wire]

O_o


Every time I read this thread title I hear sid the sloth from ice age in my head.....

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent
Marcus gave Jeran a Hitler! :lol

A... what?????

[Dae Jinn]

My guess is....a Hitler moustach of crap? Maybe? Dunno for sure.

[Moltar]

A Hitler??? WTF????


I SUMMON THE CAN OF WTF! TO PUT AN EXPLINATION HERE!

[Sanis Prent]

A Hitler is when you stick your finger in your butt, and then rub it under the nose of somebody who's sleeping...thus leaving a brown patch, in the general shape of Hitler's moustache.

[Jeran Conrad]

Sanis--I knew what you meant...

;)

And yeah, it was me...:lol!

[Marcus Telcontar]

I am goign to be violently ill.

[Sanis Prent]

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The evil!

[Jeran Conrad]

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[James Prent]

o_O

:x

Too much its too much! *staggers off to vomit*

:)

[Figrin D'an]

I think I remember that episode of South Park....

[Sanis Prent]

Its the Aspen episode :)

[Azhure Darkstone]

Hitler seem fairly popular today.

[Dae Jinn]

I guess.....

That new movie "Max" looks good, it has Hitler in it >_<

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

:lol @ Sanis

I saw that ep. it was funny.....

"Max"? Haven't seen anything for it......

[Mia Dillon]

I will never be able to make coffee again without thinking of this.

I'll never make it through Integral Calculas now!

[Sanis Prent]

Integrals???

Easy!

[Jeran Conrad]

Don't listen to Sanis, Mia. :p Any math is hard in my book!

[Mia Dillon]

Heeeeelp me!

I get lost between definite and indefinite integrals and integration by substitution and by parts.

I would rather eat my own liver than take this dumb course!

[Moltar]

Don't make me crack open my Calc book!!!

[Sanis Prent]

Calculus isn't math. Calculus is easy!

[Mia Dillon]

Oh be quiet.


Hey, if I had to integrate /(pretend that's the sign because the keyboard doesn't have it), / cos 3xdx

I have to let u=x and dv= cos 3x dx so that du=(1)dx=dx and v=_1/3) sin 3x

which would mean / x cos 3xdx=x (1/3) sin 3x- /(1/3) sin 3xdx
= (1/3) xsin 3x- (i/3) /sin 3xdx
= (1/3) x sin 3x- (1/3) - cos3x over 3 +C
= (1/3) x sin 3x + (1/9) cos 3x = C

Right? Right?

I have an exam on Monday:(

[Sanis Prent]

I forgot the rules of trigonometric antiderivatives. I'd have to get back to you. It's been about 3 years since I've had calculus, and been about 5 since I've had any calculus with wave integrals.

[imported_Grev Drasen]

...


A Hitler is when you stick your finger in your butt, and then rub it under the nose of somebody who's sleeping...thus leaving a brown patch, in the general shape of Hitler's moustache.Reminds me of a Dirty Sanchez.

[Vampyre Dalamar]

Hey you can program a coffee maker? Can you help me with the all powerful VCR? It's timer setting function is the root of all evil. :smokin

Sanis the only wave's you know are the part in your hair. But I'll act like you know what your talking about if you will:x

American History for 400 dollars please Alex? But I will take advance algarythm's for 1000. o_O

All joking aside if you really know what she's talking about Kudo's to you.

[Denali Gue]

'Im like, angrry at numbers. Theres too many of them'

Either Beavis or Butthead. Dont like them but how right they were on that! :)

[Sanis Prent]

I really do know what she's talking about :) Thanks

[Vega Van-Derveld]

you deserve some sort of award for understanding that

[Sanis Prent]

I already got it. Its called a high school diploma :)

[imported_Grev Drasen]

Luckily for me Calculus isn't a required class to graduate.

[Sanis Prent]

It was required for an advanced academic diploma.

After that...the only other time I've had to use calculus was in a business calculus course...and some in statistics. Its really not that bad :)

[imported_Grev Drasen]

Maybe so, I just have a difficult time keeping myself awake in any math course. Which is one of the main reasons I don't do so hot in most of them.

[Sanis Prent]

I did very poorly in Algebra 2 and Precalculus...but was able to make A's and B's in Calculus, while slacking off heavily. I just don't see it as the same kind of stuff. Calculus is far easier than Algebra 2 and Precal, IMO.

[imported_Grev Drasen]

I didn't take Algebra 2 this semester because I had to make up Geometry for failing it my Sophomore year. Should be taking it next year (my final year) along with English 4, then I'm out of dodge as far as required classes go.

English is a breeze for me, just kind of dread Algebra 2.

[Mia Dillon]

I had the worst teacher for Algebra II, Wes Fitz. Just obsessed with the SETI program and the japanese version of 'Barbie Girl'. Absolutely horrid.

Well, I think I failed my exam which means I'm not going to meet the entrance requirements for APEA which means that I won't be eligible for my courses at Carnegie.

I need a cookie.

[Sanis Prent]

Unfortunately, the only things I have are a cold Roma Chicken wrap, a diet vanilla coke, and half a bottle of whiskey. Its one of those days again.

[Hart]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent
A Hitler is when you stick your finger in your butt, and then rub it under the nose of somebody who's sleeping...thus leaving a brown patch, in the general shape of Hitler's moustache.

I thought that was called a dirty sanchez. Ah well, I guess it depends on how you wipe it.

[Vampyre Dalamar]

Yes but what about my VCR? Waits patiently....