Pointless Facts

[TheHolo.Net]

The Role Playing section of these forums is currently responsible for 305,000 (approximate) posts out of 379,000(approximate) total posts at the SWFans.Net Forums.

YAY us! :D

[Zeke]

Swizzle. We rule ultimately. And who thought they'd see the day when the Forum Lord posted a topic with the "spam" tag?

[Moltar]

*Raises Hand*

[ReaperFett]

Great Britain entered WOrld War I on my birthday,




More pointless ;)

[Moltar]

*Is still raising his hand.*

[Zeke]

::puts Moltar's hand down::

[Jamel Croko'yn]

I like your avatar Master

I like dogs and my master has a dog house on his avatar, meaning he's fathering me!

I dont know if thats a fact, but it's pointless

[Moltar]

*Puts his other hand in the air.*

Bad Zeke! No dounut..

[TheHolo.Net]

Pointless Fact: This thread was hijacked before 10 replies could be made.

[Silus Xilarian]

Proud?

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Silus Xilarian
Proud? More or less, yes.

[ReaperFett]

He had a tear in his eye :)

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Jamel Croko'yn
I like your avatar Master

I like dogs and my master has a dog house on his avatar, meaning he's fathering me!

I dont know if thats a fact, but it's pointless

Um...no....I'm wearing this b'cuz my IC gf is mad at me...or was...I can remove it now, but I dun wanna! :crack It's funny.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Pointless Fact: This thread was hijacked before 10 replies could be made.

DAMNIT!!! THAT IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH!! YOU ALL SUCK!!





It should have been hijacked with three posts! When I was a child, hijacking was an art! We hijacked before the thread was started even! You tell kids that these days and they wont believe you! Nuuuuuuuu.......

And not bad GJO is resposible for 1/3 of those posts. Ahhh, those people who said GJO was dead a year ago, I have a wet fish to slap you upside of head with!

[TheHolo.Net]

Technically, it was the third post that began the hijacking. :p

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Technically, it was the third post that began the hijacking. :p

Oh be quiet and dont ruin a perfectly riduculous rant :p :D

[TheHolo.Net]

Pins hijack award on Moltar's raised sleeve

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*steals pin* yoink!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Pins hijack award on Moltar's raised sleeve

You could have used somethign else other than a 2 foot rusted nail. Ouch

^_^

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Oh be quiet and dont ruin a perfectly riduculous rant :p :D One old man knocking another old man off his soapbox, now thats a funny and still pointless fact. :D

[Zeke]

Old man? Hey old man! These hijacks are dangerous, stop writing them!

[Jamel Croko'yn]

**Takes the pin from the nice lady and licks her for no paticular reason, and runs away**

Who has it now, it's my birthday, it's my birthday and I can cry if I want to, I can cry if I want toooooooooo!!!!!

**Hides in the bushes**

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
One old man knocking another old man off his soapbox, now thats a funny and still pointless fact. :D

Oi! No knocking me of my soapbox!


* Thinks about it, then decided to go for it, knowing the consequences will be hilarious and embarrassing for himself *

FORCE FRYING PAN!

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/panning.gif> @ SW-Fans

* Runs like hell *

[Zeke]

Marcus=Dead.

Now hiring an Admin for GJO...please apply within...

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Zeke
Old man? Hey old man! These hijacks are amusing.Fixed that for you Zeke.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*beats the hell outta Jamel* no licking me!

[Zeke]

Thanks, Ogre. But so many impressionable young minds about...you could ruin them! Look at THIS guy for example!

::holds up Jamel's lifeless form and shakes it::

This poor kid was beat to death b'cuz of this hijack! Well...he kinda had it coming to him...but oh well. :)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

well that's what happens when ppl lick me! well Inu can but nobody else!:crack

[TheHolo.Net]

Watches as all of Marcus' posts in all threads start to suddenly vanish

How can you hit me with something that has ceased to exist by my will? :D

[Jamel Croko'yn]

Pointless Fact: I keep having thread post the exact same time as "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" does or at least in the same minute.

EDIT!:**Wakes up in Hell and runs away from Hitler**

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

:uhoh

[TheHolo.Net]

Pointless fact: hmmm, I need a forum deity smiley.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Hilter? I think I broke him.....

[Zeke]

That'd be neat to see.

[Jamel Croko'yn]

::Turns and eats Hitler in one bite and runs away::

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Zeke
That'd be neat to see. Inu broken? o_O

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

must not make dirty comment...must not make dirty comment....

[Zeke]

I meant a deity smiley would be cool to see.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Zeke
I meant a deity smiley would be cool to see. I know, but I had to raz you because of the posting order and how it looked. :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:angel *whistles*

[Zeke]

Can't blame ya, Ogre...I saw it, but refused to edit or double post. :D God I love sarcastic wit and circumstantial humor.

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Gets ouy video camera to film licking ::

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
:: Gets ouy video camera to film licking :: Blackmail matrerial is so handy

[Zeke]

Yes...mothers have it in abundance...it's called "Baby pictures"...>_<

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*bops Marcus* dirty ol' man!

[Jamel Croko'yn]

::Licks camera screen and runs away::

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Sorreessa Tarrineezi
*bops Marcus* Films that and auctions it at ebay

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

gawd! you guys are gross....I mean hit bop not that!

[Zeke]

:lol Sorr! YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME!:mad

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Sorreessa Tarrineezi
*bops Marcus* dirty ol' man!

:eek

Dont let Helenias see that, she'll rearrange limbs in all sorts of interesting pretzel configs!

[Jamel Croko'yn]

::Licks Sorreessa again and disappears and reappears on Mars::

Haha, she wont get me now

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

have not! the boys arrrre takjing jit wrong! *hugs Inu to be safe from pervy ol' men, throws Force Waffle Iron at Jamel and it thwacks him in the back of the head*

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Zeke
:lol Sorr! YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME!:mad I love it when a plan comes together! >D

[Jamel Croko'yn]

::Stands up and screams for no paticular reason and gets ran over like the end of the Original Scary Movie::

[Lillian Snow]

PERVERT! FORCE FRYING PAN!

'Lillian, in an amazing return from the IC thread Prophecies, where she has been stuck for well over a month, swings her pan in a downward arc, flattening the perverted Jamel into a pancake. Scooping him into the pan, she flips him into the air and blasts him into far horizon.

That'll teach you. :mneh

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Lillian Snow
PERVERT! FORCE FRYING PAN!

'Lillian, in an amazing return from the IC thread Prophecies, where she has been stuck for well over a month, swings her pan in a downward arc, flattening the perverted Jamel into a pancake. Scooping him into the pan, she flips him into the air and blasts him into far horizon.

That'll teach you. :mneh The crowd cheers along with scattered oooooos and ahhhhs :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

....and the crowds rejoice!"-Home Improvement

[Zeke]

Marcus made her the Apprentice of Panning in Arcan when she jacksmacked Kyle Krogen with a pan...it was sheer brilliance.

[Marcus Telcontar]

YAY!!! Lillian, one whom is approved to use the almighty pan, because she does it soo well :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*is lazy with her weapon these days* :(

[Jamel Croko'yn]

How do you guys manage that kind of speed of posting you guys just jumped from the "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" thread and then here in like a matter of seconds, you guys are fast

[Marcus Telcontar]

Because we are 1337. Truly 1337.


Noqw, where is Millard, my other apprentice? We need the Steel Chair!

[Zeke]

Lillian's 1st panning:


FORCE FRYING PAN!

Lillian smashes the pan over Kyle's head, driving him into a Kyle-shaped crater. The offending male bursts from the ground on the other side of the world, where the natives beat him viciously for desecrating their country with his avatar-stealing ways.

Her 2nd Panning:

FORCE FRYING PAN!

Lillian, showing better form than most professional tennis players, swings her frying pan in a broad horizontal arc, catching Kyle across the face. The offending poster is blasted high into the atmosphere where NR radar mistakes him for an unidentified craft. He is promptly shot, and falls in a blackened heap in yet another Kyle shaped crater.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Jamel Croko'yn
How do you guys manage that kind of speed of posting you guys just jumped from the "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" thread and then here in like a matter of seconds, you guys are fast Skill comes in time grasshopper.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[TheHolo.Net]

*shrug*

Makes steel chair appear from thin air and waits to see who takes and uses it and on whom.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*would but too tired right now to be creative*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Waffle Irons, Pans, Chairs... what's next? Wedgys...?

* Thinks *

Hey not a bad idea. Wonder whom I can get.....?

[Zeke]

Dunno. But unless Millard uses it, that chair is MINE TO JACKSMACK WHOMEVER I CHOOSE! >D

[Jamel Croko'yn]

::Sits down on the chair::

creative 'eh?

[TheHolo.Net]

The chair still awaits a weilder

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*folds chair with Jamel still in it* squidgie!

[Zeke]

Zeke opens the chair to release his Padawan.

FORCE STEEL CHAIR!

With strength born of the Force he brings it down upon his Padawan's noggin. The hard headed li'l bugger bursts through the chair, which remains stuck on his shoulders.

Odd.o_O

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*pokes with a stick* quite....

[TheHolo.Net]

Pointless Fact: Jamel now resembles a rather large and rather broken can opener.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Sitting on the chair.....?

OUTRAGE!!!!


Suddenly the slience of the forum is shattered like the slience of an escalator is shattered with a huge fart, a noise erupts with all the violence of a poo after an enema, a noise that reverbs liek an echo, a noise that throbs liek a Harley Dvidson, a noise that blows out glass and sends kittens fleeing, a noise that makes George Bush declare the noise maker n breach of UN weapons treaties, a noise that makes clouds flee and dogs howl, a noise that bounces off walls and peels paint (oh wait, that's the bad breath) a noise like an outraged mother catching her daughter smoking her boyfriend... a noise that is so fantastically beyonfd description I should shut up and write out......

"WWWWWEEEEEDDDDDDDGGGGGGGYYYYY!!!!!!"

FORCE WEDGY!!!!!

SPLOING!!!

(Sploing? Oh well, best I could think of fast)

Jamel is hoisted off the ground by his undies and then with the sheer force of stretched elastic, is hurled high, high, high, high in the sky, so high it is above an Elephant's eye, which in this case is a 747 full of Chili burgers and he is injested into one of the motors, exploding out the back in a Rolls Royce turbojet spray!!!

And the crowd goes... ooooooohhh...... ahhh.... red rain!

[TheHolo.Net]

Opens umbrella

[Zeke]

Poor guy...he's catching hell from everywhere...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Could have been worse. I could have done the thing banned n 95% of the Galaxy... that...

Thinking about it, almost noone has seen for a year

[TheHolo.Net]

uh oh.

Inserts uber ear plugs

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

not that! anything but the 95% banned thing! too horrible it is! *hides*

[Zeke]

I'm afraid to ask.

Pointless fact: I have a monster in my pocket! It's really BIG monster. Wanna SEE? :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*shakes head* seen jit....

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Zeke
I'm afraid to ask.

Pointless fact: I have a monster in my pocket! It's really BIG monster. Wanna SEE? :D A fact with a point: No!!!

[imported_Taja Loraan]

FORCE TITANIC THEME SONG!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

gah! she said it's name! *hides*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Zeke, you show us that monster, I'll unleash the thing that's banned in 95% of the Galaxy on you

[Zeke]

A fact with a point? The thread may turn sane on us...I had planned a bit of collaborative comedy...but no. I will not be attacked with...this...FORCE TITANIC THEME. In spoiler tags, for the weak of heart.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Taja Loraan
FORCE TITANIC THEME SONG! Thankfully you are incapable. :p

[imported_Taja Loraan]

That monster is me. I go BLEARGH!

[Zeke]

She is my BlearghyMonster. :D I luvs her! :love

[Dae Jinn]

o_O

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Thankfully you are incapable.

Eeevery night in my dreams.. I seee you, I feeeeeel you...

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

she that which must not be named! *hides in fear of lightning bolts of wrath*

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Taja Loraan
Eeevery night in my dreams.. I seee you, I feeeeeel you... :o ^_^;

[Zeke]

I don't wanna go to bed! I'll miss the hilarity...but I've got a ton of homework to do tomorrow! Oh, the moral dilemmas...

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Arms Frying Pans and waves it threatenignly in Taja's direction ::

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

dirty! *puts censored sticker on Taja*

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Sorreessa Tarrineezi
dirty! *puts censored sticker on Taja* Makes sticker vanish

[Zeke]

::puts a censored sticker on EVERYBODY!::

"Garages are for CARS, Ed!"

"Why, thank you."

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*would growl but tis board deity so won't*

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Sorreessa Tarrineezi
*would growl but tis board deity so won't* :lol They learn well. :D

[imported_Taja Loraan]

:: blares song directly in Marcus' ear, rendering his pan-wielding arms paralyzed out of Celin Dion-induced horror :: ^_^

And YEAH! SWFans.Net is in MY posse. :cool

[Zeke]

Should I go to bed? It's 2:45 AM, and I have to spend all day tomorrow doing Color Theory, so I won't be able to post at all...should I stay up and sleep late and work late again...or not? Dilemmas...

[Jamel Croko'yn]

::remains in orbit::

[Zeke]

You have signed the warrant of death, pal...

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
:lol They learn well. :D

*been here three years so would be sad if she hadn't*

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Jamel Croko'yn
::remains in orbit:: As well you should. >D

[Zeke]

He edited...he growled originally...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Screw it, ...




FORCE TITANIC THEME!!!

As the moe enlightened memebers of the forum scream and run for their lives, an errie sound comes over Zeke, freezing him to the spot. A voice, high pitched sounds and strange music starts. At first it sounds nice, but as the voice goes higher, his ears begin to bleed... and then the song repeats... and repeats... and repeats... and to save the vesitages of sanity, Zeke's brain begins to melt, drippign out his ears like runny snot. But the song repeats again and the final terrible effect of the Titanic Theme takes control, just before Zeke's head and body explode/..... he spreads his arms out and leans forward....

"LOOK JACK, I'M FLYING!!!!!!"




There isnt much left of the poor victim, except a smolderign crater and gooey leaky brains.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Zeke
He edited...he growled originally... He didn't edit. >D

[Sejah Haversh]

*steps into the thread in a Hawaiian shirt and holding a coconut with an umbrella and straw stickign out of it for no apparent reason.*

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Screw it, ...




FORCE TITANIC THEME!!!

As the moe enlightened memebers of the forum scream and run for their lives, an errie sound comes over Zeke, freezing him to the spot. A voice, high pitched sounds and strange music starts. At first it sounds nice, but as the voice goes higher, his ears begin to bleed... and then the song repeats... and repeats... and repeats... and to save the vesitages of sanity, Zeke's brain begins to melt, drippign out his ears like runny snot. But the song repeats again and the final terrible effect of the Titanic Theme takes control, just before Zeke's head and body explode/..... he spreads his arms out and leans forward....

"LOOK JACK, I'M FLYING!!!!!!"




There isnt much left of the poor victim, except a smolderign crater and gooey leaky brains. Good uber ear plugs, now I need new ones, these are now ruined.

[Jamel Croko'yn]

Yes I did..

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

ewww.....*glad it isn't Inu*

[Zeke]

:eek OMFG...that should be added to the swear filter...what a disgusting attack...Guess I'll have something fun to read when I get back day after tomorrow...stupid color theory. Have fun. And don't kill me again, for the love of god...

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Jamel Croko'yn
Yes I did.. I edited it. sheesh

[Sejah Haversh]

*Accidentally steps in Puddle-O-Zeke*

Aww, man, that's just nasty, Marcus. I am NOT cleaning that up!

[Zeke]

Ah...you're a sneaky one, SWFans...And someone clean me up! I can't RP as a puddle...

[Jamel Croko'yn]

I know

[Marcus Telcontar]

How can I kill you again....

* Plays quick burst of FORCE TITANIC THEME and Zeke's ghost screams horribly and disappears *

Aint done a Titanic Themeing on anyone in a long, long time :)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

and that's why it's 95% banned folks.....

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
*steps into the thread in a Hawaiian shirt and holding a coconut with an umbrella and straw stickign out of it for no apparent reason.* Sejah has yet to notice his drink has become....

[Sejah Haversh]

...turned into gold!

*finds that the theme strangely has no effect on him.*

Hmm, that's a catchy tune if I ever heard one. Anybody know where I can buy a copy and play it endlessly in the LQ?

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
...turned into gold!

*finds that the theme strangely has no effect on him.*

Hmm, that's a catchy tune if I ever heard one. Anybody know where I can buy a copy and play it endlessly in the LQ? Which due to its weight, falls from his hand and lands on his uncovered furry foot.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
...turned into gold!

*finds that the theme strangely has no effect on him.*

Hmm, that's a catchy tune if I ever heard one. Anybody know where I can buy a copy and play it endlessly in the LQ?

* Rifles through Sor's record collection for soemthign that will affect Sejah. And comes up with... Britney Spears :evil

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

mew? why would I have that?

[Sejah Haversh]

*hops about on one footpaw while clutching his aching other one.*


Ouch! Stupid friggin-meffle-schneffle-murgisbrurgel-mumble-grumble...

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
*hops about on one footpaw while clutching his aching other one.*


Ouch! Stupid friggin-meffle-schneffle-murgisbrurgel-mumble-grumble... Proceeds to slip in Zeke goo...

[Marcus Telcontar]

* Races over and sets Mongooses tail on fire *

[Sejah Haversh]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
* Rifles through Sor's record collection for soemthign that will affect Sejah. And comes up with... Britney Spears :evil

*sees pretty girl on album cover, then realizes that she has no fur, and returns to drinking from his gold coconut*

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol can't...stay...awake....any....longer....*waves* good night everybody!

[Sejah Haversh]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
* Races over and sets Mongooses tail on fire *

Ha! I am FIRETAIL!

*chases others about, threatening to ignite them with his flaming tail, then pauses to roast a marshmallow or twelve.*

[TheHolo.Net]

A gooey flaming mongoose, not a pretty sight folks, though I wouldn't mind a marsmellow.

[Jamel Croko'yn]

((Doesn't know what you guys are doing, what are you guys doing?))

[Sejah Haversh]

*hands SWF a toasty marshmallow.....





















OF DOOOM!!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Just dont fart

[TheHolo.Net]

Eats it...............













dooming Sejah to be shaved bald from head to toe

[Sejah Haversh]

*uses cellular manipulation to alter the structure of Marcus' hair, giving him an uber-afro, then farts, sending a jet of flame across the room and toasting Jamel while he is in outer space.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Eats it...............













dooming Sejah to be shaved bald from head to toe

MY EYES!!! THEY BURNSES!!!

[Sejah Haversh]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Eats it...............


dooming Sejah to be shaved bald from head to toe

Even my webboes? Not my webboes!

[TheHolo.Net]

Yes Doom has manifested itself severely.

[Jamel Croko'yn]

Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
*uses cellular manipulation to alter the structure of Marcus' hair, giving him an uber-afro, then farts, sending a jet of flame across the room and toasting Jamel while he is in outer space.

-_- thats all I gotta say to that

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ranger with an Afro???????

[Sejah Haversh]

*also uses cellular reconstruction to alter Macus' speech patter and stance, making him pimp-walk and say, "Lop me some boogie, soul brother Legolas*

Hmm, wow, I never knew I was so sexy! *poses in muscleman ways to show off his shorn sexiness*

[TheHolo.Net]

Afro-pimp Ranger = comedy gold!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hey yo, dont be dissing the bro's!

* SNeezes onto Sejah *

There, cut ya a boogie :p

[Sejah Haversh]

*pulls out any Harry Potter book and points out it should be "bogie" not "boogie".*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Well, we're not at Howarts right now and if I say boogie, I mean I snotted all over you when I sneezed. Ewwwww

[TheHolo.Net]

Proceedes to make all kleenex vanish

[Sejah Haversh]

*just washes boogers off his sensuously soft shaved skin with ease.*

[Marcus Telcontar]

That's a horrible mental image

[TheHolo.Net]

Good thing my mentality is not simply confined to a mortal mind. whew

[Sejah Haversh]

I aim to displease. Even more horrible image coming soon...

[Marcus Telcontar]

What, sejah in bondage.....?


I wish I didnt say that now

[TheHolo.Net]

Hopes it doesn't end up drawn

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Sejah in spandex.

Hrm.

[Marcus Telcontar]

>_<

And on that horrid note, I bid thee all a good nght and a much bug thanks for a much big laugh for what has been up to then a very depressing day.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Taja Loraan
Sejah in spandex.

Hrm. With Wolverine stripes. >_<

[Sejah Haversh]

I do NOT do furryporn!

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Heheh.. yelloooow... ^_^ And hanging from the ceiling in chains, on a bondage swing!

...>_<

[Marcus Telcontar]

* Decides he should not have had one last look at thread before logging off *

[TheHolo.Net]

Pointless fact: Sejah does not do furry porn.

As you were.

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Pointless fact: My toes are stinky.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Taja Loraan
Pointless fact: My toes are stinky. Applies previously removed censored sticker to toes

[imported_Taja Loraan]

That might help disguise the fungus, but won't do much about the smell. :)

Mongoose on a leash... mmm...

[Sejah Haversh]

Why would you want to walk me? I'm good at so many other things...

[Sejah Haversh]

Blackmail Photo....

<img src=http://www.boomspeed.com/nehantish/Marcus-Pimp.jpg>

Was trying to get that done faster...

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Oddly becoming, that is. O_o

Now do one of Sejah in a yellow spandex suit with Wolverine markings, hanging from the ceiling in chains and on a bondage swing. :D

..doing some of these "other things".

[TheHolo.Net]

[IMG - Afro-Pimp Marcus]

LMFAO!!!!!

[Sejah Haversh]

I hardly imagine I could make waffles when I'm in spandex and a bondage swing. Or do a complere engine overhaul, for that matter.

Heck, I couldn't even sumo wrestle like that...

And, see above: I don't do furryporn.

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Who said anything about porn? You sick rabid thing, you. I was referring to the waffles.

And why not? Spandex is stretchy and flexible. :)

[Sejah Haversh]

*suit suddenly poofs out as all his fur grows back*

Heh, that was unnexpected. And, I'm not exactly an exhibitionist, you know.

[Bette Davis]

AUGH!

its like Little Orphan Annie meets the Backstreet Boys!!

:lol:lol

[imported_Taja Loraan]

You're a mongoose. All mongoose-type people are exhibitionists. It's what they do. :)

:: spray-paints fur fluorescent yellow with Wolverine markings :: :D

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Originally posted by Bette Davis
AUGH!

its like Little Orphan Annie meets the Backstreet Boys!!

:lol:lol

Su?? o_O

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Taja Loraan
Su?? o_O
Sejah posted:
<img src=http://www.boomspeed.com/nehantish/Marcus-Pimp.jpg>

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Ah. Ta. :)

Ya knoo.. Nekkid Ranger dude does bear a striking resemblance to one or more of the Backstreet Boys...

[Sejah Haversh]

Think she was talking about afro-marcus

[Sejah Haversh]

Bah, you could have at least given me the cool brown Wolverine costume from tahe late 80's/early 90's.

The yellow one just screams 1970.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I like the one in X-Men the movie. Yum!

[Oriadin]

Na, too cool. Gotta go with the yellow one me thinks.

[Ro McCloud]

Pointless fact- I got my hair cut.

[Zeke]

Pointless fact: I am online when I should not be.

Pointless fact: I am still a puddle of good 4 or 5 pages back.

Pointless OPINION(for change of pace: Color aid paper sucks.

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

Pointless fact- Never Draw witha primary pencil on lined paper.

Pointless Fact- I'm gonna start playing Hoshino again.

Pointless Fact- I have no social Life.

Helpful action- Mops Zeke up into a bucket an tosses him out into the harsh Canadian cold.

[Pierce Tondry]

Pointless quotation: "I should not walk, so a child may live!"

"That's what it does!"

[TheHolo.Net]

Pointless fact: I have a new avatar, and I'm still watching you all! :D

[Pierce Tondry]

Pointless observation: SWFans really likes precious stones.

Pointless observation 2: I'm holding a gun, ready to kill the next person who says "Mine. My own. My precious."

Pointless observation 3: I still haven't seen that movie...

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Pointless fact: This thread is far too long, and I'm far too lazy.

[Sejah Haversh]

Pointless Fact: I think the Afro-Pimp Marcus pic should be Marcus' new CT.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Pointless fact: didn't miss anything by going to sleep.....

[Marcus Telcontar]

Pointless Fact : Sejah is goign to get beaten up in our spar

[TheHolo.Net]

Pointless query: Will this thread get over 200 replies in less than 24 hours?

[Sejah Haversh]

Heh, no he won't...

[Dasquian Belargic]

Fact: Yes!

[Pierce Tondry]

Fact: Monkeys!

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
Heh, no he won't... Sejah is doing all he can to believe this is a fact.

[Sejah Haversh]

Hey, if I can give Marcus a 'fro, who knows what else I might be able to do....

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yea, I can assure you Sejah will be made to pay IC for Afro-Marcus

I think the old punishment I used to dole out to errant Padawans should come back. Kitty Litter cleaning duty!

[Sejah Haversh]

You try that and I'll give all your kitties afros too.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh, I have an Afro-Kitty already. Ever seen a cat with a gold chain for a collar?

[Sejah Haversh]

Yeah, but does he wear gold-tab collar shirts and have a mink-lined vest and sunglasses shaped like stars?

[Marcus Telcontar]

He's swapped the glasses for a moment for some shaped like a moon.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

Pointless Idea- SWFans should use The Eye of Saurron next.

[Zeke]

Pointless fact: If he does, I will go absolutely frikkin nuts.

[Wei Wu Wei]

SWFans should use The Eye of Saurron next.

Dang skippy he should! That would be so cool! Especially when he's all in his admin mode. That would scare me out of breaking the rules, let me tell you. The eye of Saurron is just flat out creepy looking. But also very cool.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Pointless Fact: Ooooooooooklahoma is where the wind goes rushing down the plains..... or something to that affect.

Question with a point: How do I survive 7 days in a podunk town?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

pointless question: how does one avoid some guy who hits on ya 10 times in one day?

[Zeke]

To survive 7 days in Podunk Town, simply gather your wits about you and make sure to have internet access. To prevent constant macking, slap the guy.