&#@!... I hate cooking!

[Jason Utylln]

...ARGH! Last night, I got this hot sauce, 'da bomb', and I had to get ID'd to buy it right? So I'm cooking chicken on my nifty-do grill and a pour it on the meat and everything is great.

Fast forward two hours...

I finally get around to cleaning up and I put the hot sauce away in the fridge and then I wipe my eye.

Total chaos ensued.

I had one of those, Tom Cruise- Jerry Maguire spaz attacks and nearly knocked myself out hitting the counter as I fell onto the linoleum. I'm yelling and swearing and my dad is laughing so hard he can't move. Well I finally get situated underneath the water faucet and I'm flushin the eye out over and over and over... and it's not heping. I had to stand there for almost a half hour, just flushing it out (swearing the whole time). I put visine in it too but it's al red and puffy still.

On the upside, the chicken was great :)

[Ro McCloud]

:lol

Poor dude, at least the food was good.

[Sanis Prent]

Try milk next time...or lettuce juice. Both counteract the capsaicin chemical that is found in spicy things such as hot sauce, peppers, etc. Once the burn subsides, flush with water.

[Jason Utylln]

Lettuce juice? Is this something I can buy or do I actually have to go back into the kitchen again and do it myself?

[Zasz Grimm]

Charley's right. I've used milk before cause I was cutting some jalapeno peppers and was moving seeds to side...and wiped my eye....

Yar, it hurt much. I was freaking out and mom said get milk and put on it. Did and was all better. Washed it out and was like...

phew.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Allow me to mimic your father and laugh like Crazy.

BLAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHA!!!!!!!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol *bops Dyzm* shush! hehe, haven't done that myself but milk is always the best for things like that.......

[Live Wire]

okay Im sorry I have to do this!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now thats out of my system. Sorry dude I think a lot of us have done that. But on the up side you only do it once before you learn never to do it again!

And yeah milk works a lot better then water.

[Miryan no Trunks]

Indeed, all Water does is move the stuff around. Which is why it's hardly suggested to drink water when eating spicy food.

But then, why burn a small part of the tongue, when you can get the whole thing? ^_^