Corniest Movie Lines!!!!?

[Ki-Adi Kindo]

I had to post this thread. Just had to. Been meaning to do it for quite awhile, but now here it.

Corniest Movie Lines?

I have so many its not even funny, and most of them come from Independence Day.

Will Smith- " I got to get me one of these! "

More to come from me...

[Ki-Adi Kindo]

Will Smith (Independence Day)- " Welcome to Earth! "

[ReaperFett]

"Whoa" - Pick a film, he'll have said it ;)

[imported_Grev Drasen]

Steven Seagal.

That sums it up for me.

[Sanis Prent]

Changes "Korniest" to "Corniest" :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

pretty much anything from Space Truckers



yes, I own that movie :) I = lame

[ReaperFett]

It had its moments :)

[Jamel Croko'yn]

"I'll be back"- Swkarzwitisngzaa I dont know how to spell his name, what an old ugly man, lol

[Dae Jinn]

Really bad horror films, ie Friday the 13th, NOES, anything made in the 1980's >_< I remember an old one I saw with Brad Pitt called "Cutting Class" -- so horrible, :lol

[Sejah Haversh]

Though it's not a movie line, it is corny and bad as all get-out.

From the end of Devil My Cry,

"I wanted to be the one to fill you dark soul with LIIIGHT!"

Oh, and the classic, "I'm Batman."

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Speak no Ill of Devil may Cry, or Capcom won't let you get the sequal.

"It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, heh... I'm sorry. Mr. President." Guess what Movie THAT is from!!!

[Zasz Grimm]

Awesome, but it was corny none - the - less.

"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the force, but with the skills of our lightsabers."

Count Dooku - AoTC

[Wei Wu Wei]

Corny movie line? Let's think of a few Anakin said in AoTC...

"If Master Obi Wan saw me doing this he would be very grumpy"

I swear, Anakin throughout that entire movie sounded whiny.

[Zeke]

Corny...It's not movies, it's cartoons, but take any instance where a DBZ character started talkin' about how strong he/she is (I am a Saiyan warrior and I am undefeatable!) or any instance where one DBZ character would taunt another (You're just a big bully!) Plenty of corny material there.

[Jichi-Rin Shabu]

"Recoome, if you don't beat him, you won't get to watch baseball later."

Horrid horrid line..........

[Sejah Haversh]

DBZ does not classify as a cartoon, movie, show, or anything viable for any intent or purpose. If something that is supposed to be a cartoon spends more time in still frames, or repetitively animated still frames, it is not a cartoon, it is a waste of airtime.

And, let's not forget the classic, "Newsflash: Nills is dead! Nills is dead!" by Bruce Willis in Die Hard.

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
DBZ does not classify as a cartoon, movie, show, or anything viable for any intent or purpose. If something that is supposed to be a cartoon spends more time in still frames, or repetitively animated still frames, it is not a cartoon, it is a waste of airtime.

True.

[Jichi-Rin Shabu]

.......

Hrm....

"I am your nitemare in pink! I am Sailor Mini Moon!"

From the last ep. in Sailor S, Rini/Mini Moon, NA version.

[Jedieb]

"You can kiss your trade franchise goodbye."

[ReaperFett]

No Arnie or Bond films. They are all classics :)

[Sejah Haversh]

From National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, "It's a bit nipply, er, nippy."

[Dae Jinn]

It's chi-nippy Sejah ;)

And Kindergarten Cop has some bad bad lines...:lol

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I would believe DBZ looses something in the translation. If you ever watched the movies which where dubbed by a skilled fan, they put in all the curses that the American show misses.

[Sejah Haversh]

Who CARES about the dialouge, the animation still blows goat chunks.

[Jedieb]

Me likes the animation... :)

Half the dialogue in Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

[Sejah Haversh]

Aye, but those lines were intentional.

[Sanis Prent]

I like DBZ, because it doesn't take itself seriously and its a bit like animated pro wrestling :)

Its when anime tries to take itself seriously and fails (Gundam anything, and 90% of other anime), that I get ill.

[Sejah Haversh]

Well, I'll give you that, Sanis. But when it takes two weeks to cover what should ahve been done in half an hour, it gets pretty sad.

[Telan Desaria]

" We changed it the ninth century."

" You changed it to Latirne?"

" Of course. It used to be shitt-er."

" Its a good change!!!"




" Call the locksmith!!!"

"That's a wild pig. That's!!! a wild bore."



" He deared to kill a King's dare."



" Schultz!!!"

[Live Wire]

corniest movie line *hee hee*


"I've got a bad feeling about this"




sorry I had to mention it. yes its one of the best ones but its ooohhh so corny. but thats what makes it work I guess.

[Admiral Lebron]

DBZ uncut and in subs is godly. Except for movie #4 (Lord Slug) and GT.

[Emily Rochette]

"It can't rain all the time"

BAD! Bad bad bad bad bad! --Beats the quote into a bloody pulp--

Oooh.. And Dae is right, ANYTHING from the 80's.

Just about anything shown on Comedy Central is gonna have a corny line in it, too.

[imported_Grev Drasen]

DBZ's dialogue is only corny to you because you've probably only experienced the Cartoon Network episodes. I remember back in seventh and eighth grade DBZ was godly to me, and yeah, I was watching the uncut versions at age 12. Now I can't really get into it like I used to. =\

[Ki-Adi Kindo]

" Lets hunt some Orc. "

Its corny, but the movie makes it cool.

[Wei Wu Wei]

There was one line Vegeta said that I loved. "If there is anything that I've learned from this whole ordeal is that I'm a frikkin genius!"

Cartoon Network has to water down everything so they can air it in the afternoons.

[Ishiva Ruell]

When Anakin Skywalker attempts any pick-up lines!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Sanis, one Anime you should check out: Hellsing
That guy is freaking crazy! he gets shot up and laughs... Damn Vampire insanity.

Thumb Wars:
"I'm Naked!!!"
"O My God! They've been clipped!"


And DAMN, Why is the 13th Warrior SO AWESOME??? 500th Time watching it, and it still good. Moves at a steady pace, and the lines are short and to the point.

[Emily Rochette]

..BWAHA! Thought of another one

"Even smiling makes my face ache"

Rocky Horror Picture Show.. :D

[DarthDarkCloak]

"Ohhh Thats gotta hurt"~Home Alone

"We'll say he tried to catch a cab"~Rush Hour 2

[Kitty McQuade]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent
I like DBZ, because it doesn't take itself seriously and its a bit like animated pro wrestling :)

Its when anime tries to take itself seriously and fails (Gundam anything, and 90% of other anime), that I get ill.

90%????????? Oh come on, Charley!!! :rolleyes

[Dae Jinn]

You tell him Kitty! :lol

[Kitty McQuade]

Yeah, he's lucky if I don't sic Anthy Rose on him for this one. :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol