The new name generator

[Jared Mriad]

http://title.flywheel.org/


You shall henceforth be known as:

Constable of Kicking Oprah's <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>, Jared Mriad

The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's farther away:D

[Zatania Duvall]

Ambassador Emeritus of The Ridiculous Army of Kicking Oprah's <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>, Heather Brianne Holeman

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I rather like that last bit there... LOL

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Ambassador of The Bad Pun Coalition, Vega Clark Van-Derveld

Internet Monkey, I have underestimated you.

OR

Associate Representative of The Duct-Taped Gerbil Rehabilitation Association of North America (DTGRANA), Jenny Amber Graham-Jones

You are nothing but a goddamned communist.


:D

[Jeseth Cloak]

Acting Emperor of Sleeping In, Carlos Fundora.

OR

Prince of Your Mom, Jeseth Cloak.

[Alpha]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Minor Cleric of NATO, Satine Capashen, The Diseased

Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

OR

You shall henceforth be known as:

Cleric of Ironing Boards, Tony Lee Zecco XVII

ALL YOUR TITLE ARE BELONG TO US.

[Admiral Lebron]

Minor Padishah of Women's Prison Movies


:(

[Alpha]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Crown Tsar of Evil Leapers, Jedi Master Tony Lee Zecco

Swell.


It fits. :)

[Zatania Duvall]

Sheriff of The Rapscallion Society, Darth Zatania Duvall

Abandon all hope, all ye who press Enter.

Kick <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>!

Alderman of The Institute for Promotion of Christopher Walken, Ms. Ceres Deezl Duvall

You want fries with that?

o.O Thats weird cuz I was looking for pics of him the other day...

Thighmaster Agent-In-Training of The Haberdasher Coalition, Riley Louise Chambers

You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

[Ansatsu]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Co-Duke of Meat In A Cone, Master Ansatsu

You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means.

What the hell is meat in a cone? And who would eat that?

[Severen Morkonis]

Lesser Warden of Beef Jerky, Darth Mikeal P. Gage

Those lesions are herpetic.

The Hell?..lol

[Darius Van-Derveld]

Sheikh of Jupiter, Darius G. Van Derveld XIII

The former was a lulu, but you're a cake.

[Hadrian Invicta]

Gardener of The Meritorious Order of Porno Web Sites, Hadrian Invicta, the Ninth

Too bad your cellmate is still going to call you "Honey".

[William Neir]

The Guy In Charge of The Inept Navy of Dictionaries, Charles Jackson Hicks

Great shades of Elvis!

[Dae Jinn]

Teenage Mutant Ninja President of The Alliance of Your Dad, Amanda Lynn Marie Ilyes

A platypus by any other name would be just as <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>ed up.

...lmao @ the platypus thing. And...

Alderman of Wee Ceramic Kittens, Daetana Jinn

You're probably one of those <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>ing people who pluralize everything with apostrophes.

O_o That just reminds me of Marcus :lol

[Emily Rochette]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Mistress of Model Railroads and Other Silly Model-Type Habits, Emily K. Rochette, The Ubiquitous

Don't mess with Texas.


Aaaand...

Marquise of Procrastination, Elizabeth Marie Gist

That lump is cancer.


:lol That title is perfect for me.

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

Godfather of Golf Ball Washers, Xenodoros Stormrider :)

[Silus Xilarian]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Fuhrer of The Left Side of Nipples, Snoop Doggy Silus Xilarian

Now you just have to stop turning around whenever somebody yells, "Hey, freak!"




You shall henceforth be known as:

The McNugget of Panties, James Toastmaster Brasher I

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood



:cool

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

You shall henceforth be known as:

The Great Winged Goat Person of Deviant Sexual Practices and Film-like Things, Loklorien s'Ilancy

Mister, I think I'm going to be able to save you ten thousand dollars.



o_O ummm.....

[Angelica Shin]

Master Mage Maximus of The Division For Investigating Ramen Flava' Packets, Ashley Elizabeth Anne Ilyes

You know, it's not going to make the pain go away....

OR.......

Sub Empress of The Left Side of Britney Spears Look-Alikes, Angelica Shin

Help! I'm trapped in a random title and name generator!

*shudders*
Britney Spears....

[Estelle Russard]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Bailiff of Don Pardo, Estelle Russard, Pooky Butt

Oh wait, that's not very funny.



You shall henceforth be known as:

Justice of The Ivy League Beer-Funnel Team, Jedi Master Hera Zuul DrenKast

You are nothing but a goddamned communist. (wha?)



You shall henceforth be known as:

Under Sultan of Silly Boys and Their Bad Musical Taste, Kajeela Tarruurri III

Make it so.



This is so messed up...it even gave Hera a middle name o_O


You shall henceforth be known as:

Accountant of Bitch Slaps, Geeda The Hutt

Do you feel better about yourself now?



rofl!

[Eve Siren]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Founder of Seal Clubbing, Eve Siren

Vibratron™ Mining & Heavy Industries: Several Steps Behind The New Economy

or

You shall henceforth be known as:

Founder of Telepathic Snow Dolphins, Teresa Tuong-Vi Ha

Warning: Not a substitute for the Federal Witness Protection Program

[Navaria Tarkin]

Über-Funkmistress of The Ancient Order of Donuts, Dalethria Silly Frumpets Mal Pannis

or

Centurion of Man-Ramen Flava' Packet Love, Navaria Alicia Tarkin

o_O

figured I do my kid ....

Mecha-Poobah of The... Slow... Talkers... of... America..., Sister Aliandra Christina Mal Pannis

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Grand Chairwoman of Jupiter, Daiquiri Fel Van Derveld

ALL YOUR TITLE ARE BELONG TO US.

or

Baroness of Plywood, Sheetrock and Other Panel-Like Building Materials, Rebecca Heyheyits Noneofyourbusiness

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt.


:D

[Azhure Darkstone]

Admiral of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Media, Azhure Darkstone, Oppressor o' the Masses

Put that in your Palm V and smoke it.



Czarina of All Things Not Pertaining to The Sun, Azhure Darkstone

I hope you're happy now.



Sub Ombudswoman of Silly People Who Don't Like Kissing <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>, Azhure A. Darkstone

Here's the plan: First we show up. Then we see what happens.
(i like that one)


Secretary of The Mauve Army of Condoms, Azhure Darkstone

The avalanche has started; it's too late for the pebbles to vote.
(0.o)


Co-Chamberlain of Penii, Azhure Darkstone XVII

You smug bastard, you.
(this thing is insulting!)


Moff of Paychecks, Perky-L'il Azhure Darkstone

The avalanche has started; it's too late for the pebbles to vote.
(isnt going to pretend she understands that)

[imported_Kanji]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Footsoldier of Songs About Trains, Kanji Mark Barrett IX

Now that's what I call a sticky situation
(O_o)

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Special Agent-In-Training of The Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, Cirrsseeto D. Raurrssatta

Put that in your Palm V and smoke it.

D? O_o

[Sanis Prent]

Tertiary Lord of Boxer Briefs, Sanis Prent

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

That one sounds about right.


Khan of Silly People Who Don't Like The Thames, Anbira Hicchoru, The Insatiable

Maybe now your mom will stop calling you "bitch".

Holy Hell, that's a mouthfull.


Founder of Kissing <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>, Diego Van Derveld

Warning: Not a substitute for the Federal Witness Protection Program

Thats nicely degrading.

[Sejah Haversh]

For Me:

Cleric of The Semicolon, Mitch Alan de la Guardia VI

Strangely appropriate...

For Sejah:

Padishah of That Taste In Your Mouth, Sejah Earl Haversh

And it's hummus, too...

Uhhh... okay....

For Tevit:

Sub Fuhrer of The World Anti-Beverage Coalition, Tevit Ramastan

Dang it, there goes Nehi...

For J'ktal:

Grand Pasha of Black Helicopters, Jedi Master J'ktal "Lighthouse" Anajii

Dang, if that isn't dead on...

For Bhen:

Speaker of Talking Loudly In Movie Theaters, Bhen F'sharr XVII

And smoker, too...

For Anauri:

Ambassador-In-Training of Paychecks, Anauri Rabeak

Well, not quite...

[Helenias Evenstar]

Chairwoman of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, Helenias W. Evenstar

Kiss cookies goodbye, boring title freak! ARRRRR UMMM NUMMM NUMMMM...

[Ryla Relvinian]

Duchess of Calculators, Ryla Unisia Relvinian

You want fries with that?



Gee, I was looking for a middle name for her...

[Taylor Millard]

Royal Prince of The Black Army of Eugenics, Taylor Millard

Maybe now your mom will stop calling you "bitch".

I KNEW my mom never loved me! :cry ;)

[Cherice St_Hilare]

Maharani of Buskirk, Cherice St Hilare

You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means.

XD

Regent of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Salemn I. Lysce VII

cats$ chown -R us:us yourbase/

LMAO

Admiral of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, Syren Aun Lysandor XII

I hope you're happy now.

Okie ... o.<;;

Founder of Condoms, Jibrielle Abunai

We'll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we've got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie.

Oiy .. And here I thought she was innocent.

Great Director of Various Silly Practices, Jackie Wandler

Vibratron™ Mining & Heavy Industries: Several Steps Behind The New Economy

No comment.

[Leeloo Mina]

Chief of The Spork Appreciation Society, Crystal

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

YAY!!! :D

[Live Wire]

Sovereign of Quantum Mechanics, Audra Lynne Atkins

You're probably one of those <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>ing people who pluralize everything with apostrophes.


Governess of Procrastination, Catherine Abryn Dalamar

Satisfied? Friggin' SATISFIED?!?


Constable of Triangle Theorems, Live Wire

I hope you're happy now.


lol I like the first one. I always knew my physics class would pay off

[Sean Piett]

Ranger of Procrastination, Sean Piett

Internet Monkey, I have underestimated you.



^^

[Gouyen Chee]

Baroness of All Things Not Pertaining to Subwoofers, Gouyen Chee

I'm not really impressed.


Umpire of Lifetime: Television For Women, Mori Blades IV

Put that in your Palm V and smoke it.


Paladin of Deviant Sexual Practices, Robi Cybernian Wolf-Dog

Put that in your Palm V and smoke it.

What's this thing with Palm Vs? :huh