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Dae Jinn
Dec 12th, 2002, 04:29:14 PM
been away to long, I'm lost in all these OOC threads...the ones I was in anyways :cry

Hunk
Dec 12th, 2002, 05:15:55 PM
*hands Dae a map*

Dae Jinn
Dec 12th, 2002, 05:21:07 PM
Gee thanks :)

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 12th, 2002, 05:28:15 PM
*makes several x's for buried treasure on Dae's map while she's not looking*

Dae Jinn
Dec 12th, 2002, 06:16:17 PM
:lol

That reminds me of Terrance and Phillip

"Let's search for treasure!" lol!

Kelt Simoson
Dec 12th, 2002, 08:42:05 PM
O_o..nutters

Dae Jinn
Dec 12th, 2002, 08:48:01 PM
You know Kelt, I saw a clip on tv with Faramir. Damn, he's gonna give Aragorn a run for his money in TTT ;) :lol

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 12th, 2002, 10:08:20 PM
*bops Kelt for using her phrase* actually the map thing comes from the list of 95 ways to annoy ppl.....

Dae Jinn
Dec 12th, 2002, 10:10:34 PM
yay


Bored now! Entertain me! :D

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 12th, 2002, 10:21:26 PM
read this, Dae, tis said list:


Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Remove every line of someone's . newsrc file except the entry for alt.sex.fetish.hamster.duct-tape.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for random times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip. . . "
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
Rouse your roommate from slumber each morning with the song "Baby beluga".
Leave someone’s printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
only type in lowercase.
don’t use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now. "
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
Sing the "This is the song that never ends. . . " song.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin.
When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.
Drive half a block.
Name your dog "Dog".
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Ask people what gender they are.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Wear a LOT of cologne.
Ask to "interface" with someone.
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy".
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket".
Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture".
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.

Rognan Dar
Dec 13th, 2002, 12:33:16 AM
:lol Where did you get all that from?

Oriadin
Dec 13th, 2002, 03:11:52 AM
**Begins to tick off list as he goes**

Leeloo Mina
Dec 13th, 2002, 05:23:32 AM
:lol:lol!

I've done a few of those things, :uhoh

And like to do a few of them >D


:lol "interface"

Dae Jinn
Dec 13th, 2002, 08:24:45 AM
:lol

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 13th, 2002, 02:07:40 PM
don't remember where I got that honestly, had it forever.....

Rognan Dar
Dec 13th, 2002, 02:17:56 PM
Really? Its funny though :)

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 13th, 2002, 02:32:56 PM
yeah, I don't remember where.....I love it even though I have yet to try them yet.....

Jaassuuvi Ageerrodarr
Dec 13th, 2002, 08:01:46 PM
:lol you should try them all

Wei Wu Wei
Dec 13th, 2002, 08:26:29 PM
I've done a couple of them. But only on accident.

Dae Jinn
Dec 13th, 2002, 09:04:50 PM
I've probably done some of them...out of boredom :lol

The Batman song one for sure! :lol

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 14th, 2002, 01:42:25 AM
done a few but not on purpose.......

Rognan Dar
Dec 14th, 2002, 06:28:24 PM
I might have done some but not on purpose, and I wont try to do any either :)

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 14th, 2002, 10:41:47 PM
hmm, no fun are you....

Rognan Dar
Dec 15th, 2002, 12:22:45 AM
Well, I can be but only in the right crowd and the right people. And I dont know if you are one of them. :D j/k

Videl
Dec 15th, 2002, 12:35:35 AM
:mneh

Dae Jinn
Dec 15th, 2002, 12:38:09 AM
EW VANILLA ICE IS ON TV!!! KILL ME QUICK! :x

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 15th, 2002, 12:49:56 AM
*kills VI* he showed up at our local burger place, In and Out once.....was funny, we all had the hardest time not laughing at him......

Dae Jinn
Dec 15th, 2002, 12:51:14 AM
he's like, one of my brothers "heroes" along with george foreman and Mr T :lol

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 15th, 2002, 12:55:59 AM
:lol looking at some Mr.T sites right now myself http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~kljense3/MrTvs.html
they're quite funny.....

Dae Jinn
Dec 15th, 2002, 01:00:56 AM
Mr T vs Hitler is the best! :lol That I've seen I mean :mischief

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 15th, 2002, 01:11:51 AM
haven't looked at that one yet...*goes to look*

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 15th, 2002, 01:51:38 AM
http://www.geocities.com/nealdmiller/burns/mrtvburns1.html this one is a good one....

Dae Jinn
Dec 15th, 2002, 08:51:04 AM
:lol

That one was good, The Mr T ones I saw were flash ones on Newgrounds. With George W. Bush and the Fonz. :lol

Rognan Dar
Dec 15th, 2002, 09:34:59 PM
:lol There are so many of them, thats what I think is funny.

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 17th, 2002, 03:05:50 PM
yep, many bored ppl.....