PDA

View Full Version : I'm calling you out Happy!


Ansatsu
Dec 9th, 2002, 09:15:02 PM
You and me right now. It's time for you to go down. *smiles* I challenge you to an insane contest. Who can be the most insane? Lets find out shall we? *psychotic laughter*
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 09:19:41 PM
Insane? There's a fine line between genius and insanity, and an even finer line between insanity and nonsense!

That's what my old lady used to say, at least...until I washed her mouth out with soap. Well...lye. She didn't say much after that, unfortunately. But it sure did wonders for the halitosis!
Moltar
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:00:46 PM
YOUR FIRED!!!!

YOUR FIRED!!!!

YOUR FIRED!!!!
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:03:21 PM
Case in point...here, we have nonsense. In your case, we could pass it up to analysis, ink blot tests, and shock therapy!

Like Freud said...if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, its probably your inner duck, wanting to have sex with an outer duck.
Ansatsu
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:06:37 PM
Dude your psycho. You scare me!
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:12:03 PM
We all need a laugh, sometimes. Maybe a chuckle, or a chortle, or a guffaw?

I'd say I'm just 'joshing' you, but that sounds too Canadian.
Moltar
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:13:58 PM
Case in point...here, we have nonsense. In your case, we could pass it up to analysis, ink blot tests, and shock therapy!

Like Freud said...if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, its probably your inner duck, wanting to have sex with an outer duck.

Very well then, were going duck hunting. Listen kids, it's very simple to point out someones problems, but dressing up as a clown really causes people not to take you seriously!

Oh and Shock Therapy won't help me, since I'm a Moltan Lava Man. In fact it tickles...
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:17:34 PM
Dressing up as a clown? How insensitive.

I didn't wake up one day, angst-ridden and rebellious, and decide to become a clown. I was born a clown, but shamed in a society that demeans my lifestyle. Well, for all you young clowns out there, don't be afraid to let your little clown run free!

Just don't do it in public...that's indecent.
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:19:22 PM
peh...nutters the lot of you.....|I
Moltar
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:24:16 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Happy
Dressing up as a clown? How insensitive.

I didn't wake up one day, angst-ridden and rebellious, and decide to become a clown. I was born a clown, but shamed in a society that demeans my lifestyle. Well, for all you young clowns out there, don't be afraid to let your little clown run free!

Just don't do it in public...that's indecent.

I would hope so. But in the end how ever I think your inner Clown has some mental problems.
You don't sound like the classic clown, or even the IT Style clown, but you do sound like a Super Villian. And I should know.. I'm Moltar.. a retired Villian from the 1950's and producer for SGC2C.
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:28:25 PM
Oh give me more credit than that! I won't be typecast into some rationalization of cold war values demonized into popular culture!

Oh its so very boring...all about ruling the world.

"I will steal nuclear weapons...and rule the world"

"I will take leaders hostage...and rule the world"

"I will start a software company...and rule the world"

Spare me!

Oh, I'm much simpler to please than those dullards! A laugh, a wink, and a nice cup of joe...suits me just fine!

Just make sure its a part of Joe he won't miss!
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:29:13 PM
baka.....
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:30:10 PM
First, british jargon...now, japanese. I know, lets try SWAHILI!
Zatania Duvall
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:31:51 PM
Originally posted by Ansatsu
Dude your psycho. You scare me!

I barely understand his punchlines so he doesn't scare me at all.
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:32:02 PM
zakkenayo.....
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:34:00 PM
You forgot to make clicking noises!
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:34:56 PM
peh...kuso yaro....
Moltar
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:35:42 PM
Naa, I don't think that anyone around here knows SWAHILI (but I have been suprised before...)

But if It does help I'll break it down this way...


Look, I know you like being a Clown, but your not a Clown. Your a crazy guy whos drunk too much Wiskey. Now, we have a 12 step program for you, but it would cost too much, so we will basicaly take you out back and send you to Wyoming. Theres nothing out there, and you'll have fun. Plus if your good enough, we'll let you have a cow.
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:37:23 PM
Ah, you're a one-trick kitty, I see.

Well, should I ever feel the need to impale a small japanese family, I'll be sure to keep your number on speed dial.
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:39:50 PM
peh....totto deke ike!
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:40:24 PM
I like Ike, too! Why, he's just swell!
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:42:11 PM
yaro.....Happysan no baka!
Ishan Shade
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:44:20 PM
O_o
Moltar
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:45:09 PM
Yep, Mr. Happy will feel much better when we ship him out.

And think of the Children...
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:45:12 PM
First I'm baka...now I'm no baka, I think you're problem is indecisiveness!
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:45:42 PM
peh....
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:46:44 PM
Ah, the Swahili!
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:47:20 PM
*thwacks Mr. Happy flat with FWI*
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:48:59 PM
(Counters with Wok of Doom)

Aha! Bested by your own culture's culinary instrument! Irony is beautiful!
Moltar
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:50:02 PM
I was going pull a Casino on him with a Cattle Prod and a hammer to the hand, but a FWI works to!
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 9th, 2002, 10:55:26 PM
*borrows DT's force frying pan and beats Mr. Happy senseless*
Mr. Happy
Dec 9th, 2002, 11:05:00 PM
That's quite a paradox, unless you've now just made me sane.
Moltar
Dec 9th, 2002, 11:07:09 PM
Then we need to get you to a Doctor and make sure that your sane... Otherwise there is no HFIL like a womans scorn...
Lady Vader
Dec 9th, 2002, 11:14:34 PM
:lol

I think I burst a lung laughing!! :lol:lol:lol
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 9th, 2002, 11:17:23 PM
meh, tis same person it always is....
Wei Wu Wei
Dec 9th, 2002, 11:30:18 PM
Sorr, really? Insulting Mr. Happy in Japanese? How cliche! You should have done it in Pigeon.
Marcus Telcontar
Dec 10th, 2002, 12:30:55 AM
I think that something needs a summoning.

Yeah, it does.

I SUMMON THE CAN!!!
Can of WTF
Dec 10th, 2002, 12:31:50 AM
j00 c4773d d00d?
Mr. Happy
Dec 10th, 2002, 03:05:31 AM
This can has gone flat a long time ago, I'm afraid.

Ah, and that's why I stick to bottles.
Emily Rochette
Dec 10th, 2002, 04:43:10 AM
:D This is why I love SWFans.. It's uniquely cliche.
Marcus Telcontar
Dec 10th, 2002, 05:09:40 AM
I'm not sure if Cliche describes this place properly.

A nut house run by the inmates would be I think a better description
Sene Unty
Dec 10th, 2002, 09:27:11 AM
Man this thread is making me laugh out loud......:lol
Wei Wu Wei
Dec 10th, 2002, 10:53:12 AM
This is fun. I remember the time when Kelt drank from the Can of WTF. That was funny.
Moltar
Dec 10th, 2002, 03:04:02 PM
Originally posted by Emily Rochette
:D This is why I love SWFans.. It's uniquely cliche.

Waht?
Mr. Happy
Dec 10th, 2002, 03:04:56 PM
You seem to have a hearing problem, my tin can friend.
Leeloo Mina
Dec 10th, 2002, 03:08:28 PM
I'm surprised that we all haven't been commited.
Moltar
Dec 10th, 2002, 03:27:15 PM
o_O

No I'm just wondering whats so Cliche about this place....
Mr. Happy
Dec 10th, 2002, 03:30:31 PM
I'd say our adherence to other pop culture references would do the trick.
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Dec 10th, 2002, 03:42:13 PM
Originally posted by Leeloo Mina
I'm surprised that we all haven't been commited.

:lol