Virus Warning!

[Zatania Duvall]

My brother just told me theres a virus going around. So don't open any emails with "Shakira pics" as the subject. Just warning everyone. It crashes your comp and everyone on your list. O.o.

[Sejah Haversh]

Oh man, tough decisions...

Gah! *wonders if Shakira pics are worth a toasted Computer...*

A hard decision this will be.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'd rather rip my eyes out than see pics of her willingly.

BLECH!

[Sejah Haversh]

WHAT?

*Smacks his master upside the head with a 2"x4" to clear his blindness*

She is like, screaming hotness!

[Zatania Duvall]

lmao Well, anyways, dont open them if you're like me and unsubscribe to junk mail. :\ Thatd suck royally.

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

Marcus.

Shakira is hot.

o_o;

Irresistable.

[Wei Wu Wei]

I have never seen nor heard of this woman until just now.Thanks for the warning.

[Morgan Evanar]

If you use Mozilla i doubt you'd get affected. Almost all viruses are written for outlook/outlook express.

[Taylor Millard]

Wei, she's a singer. She likes superheroes too apparently. Or her last music vid had them in it.

[Zatania Duvall]

Kewl, then I'm in luck. *huggles Mozilla*

[Leeloo Mina]

I have use Yahoo.. I don't like to look at pictures of women and I just delete junk mail. *shrugs* :)

but thanks for the warning :)

[Zatania Duvall]

Yw

Thought it'd be wise to warn everyone just in case they're dumb like I am with junk mail. LOL I should stop opening them just to unsubscribe... Cuz I'm no computer wiz. If I get a virus I won't know it. If one person opens it, others on their IMs are likely to suffer because of it. O.o

[Cherice St_Hilare]

This proves that Shakira is evil. =)

[Ishan Shade]

Originally posted by Wei Wu Wei
I have never seen nor heard of this woman until just now.Thanks for the warning.


:eek
:huh
o_O


How in the world have you not heard of Shakira??

[Leeloo Mina]

I don't know who she is either ^_^;

Think I've heard the name, though.

[Sanis Prent]

She's the evil latino yodeling menace.

[Ishan Shade]

With a mean rump shake! :D

[Zasz Grimm]

Indeed.

:evil

[Zatania Duvall]

I only like one of her songs. The others suck. AND she's a hell of a lot better than Britney AND Cristina.

[Videl]

:lol ebil....

[Sejah Haversh]

Ebil perhaps, but she's ebil hotness on a plate of hotness with some hotness to the side with hotness sauce poured all over and served with a glass of hotness juice.

[Videl]

:lol

[Sejah Haversh]

I speak naught but the truth.

[Videl]

surrre ya do.... :rolleyes

[Marcus Telcontar]

HOT???? Yeah right. I do my level best to change channels when audio / visual of her comes on. She is about a pretty as a bucket of vomit, and her singing to me has all the melody of a ten way cat fight. Which, despite my liking of cats, is a truly ugly ound. What was that Objection song of hers? Oh man, that hurt my head and my ears. Screechy, screechy voice, like nails down a blackboard, awful song....

You want rump shake? Fine, if you like that sort o thing go to a water aerobobics class. More rump shakign there than anywhere else. Of course, most of it is involuntary..... there are some... errr.... big rumps there.

I usually choose to swim in another pool about that time.

[Zeke]

Looks? She doesn't look good, but she doesn't look particularly bad. As far as her music? Never heard her sing, so no comment there.

[Zatania Duvall]

Marcus.. you're frigging crazy. There are singers that are a hell of a lot worse than she is. HEre are some examples. Britney(sounds like a mousey three year old brat), Macy Grey(sounds like a 90 year old chain smoker), and N*SYNC(they sound like little boys not men!).

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Zatania Duvall]

And another thing. She's prettier than a lot of these actresses/singers... Britney for example.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I certainly never said Britney was better. Cause somehow, Britney Spithead is worse. I've got a very, very low opinion of "pop" music.

And dont worry, Austrlaia has some woeful Pop puke too. Holly Valance.

Erk. My lower intestine tried to strangle me at the thought of her.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Zatania Duvall]

You must have some very high standards... If Shakira's ugly, then I must be a freak. O_o

[Marcus Telcontar]

No, I am admittedly always pretty harsh on so called models. I dont find what the media preport as beauty attractive at all.

[Sanis Prent]

Beauty is cliche now. We've reached the age where perfection isn't genetic...and you can fill in the gaps with sunscreen, silicone, and cash, if you're so determined to do so. Blonde hair, blue eyed 36-24-36 girls are a dime a dozen, and the whole attempt to fit the mold is unappealing in my eyes.

What I appreciate in a woman is beauty, amplified by small imperfections. Sounds odd, but I think there are little imperfections that make some women more beautiful than others who are more "physically perfect" perhaps.

[Gurney Devries]

^ Amen. I have to agree with every word of Sanis' post.

Honestly, I'm sick of women who look like the new line of Barbie dolls (now with extra plastic!).

[Zatania Duvall]

I always hear guys say this but I don't see many my age actually living up to what they preach.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I always hear guys say this but I don't see many my age actually living up to what they preach.

Some do.

And another Amen to what Sanis said.

[Gurney Devries]

When we say "your age", what are we talking about here? Highschool? Because, from what I've seen, women like Mariah Carrey and Britney Spears are popular among highschool boys. Personally, I think women like Poe and Jewel are much, much more attractive. But it's all a matter of personal preferance.

[Sanis Prent]

Well...I can be picky. Especially now. I'm running a zero tolerance policy with women, and even if I get the "Do these jeans make me look fat" question...I'm outta here.

I'm tired of issues, and I can save my money on dates.

But...I do have a soft spot for a big, round, space-station sized derrier :D

[Lady Vader]

...big, round, space-station sized derrier.

Don't got one. Don't really want one. Though when sitting on hard benches, I'm sure it makes for better cushioning.

[Jehova Eaven]

Shakira is the busted. Her hair is bigger than her body and her face is a little strange.

[Gurney Devries]

Ok... so I don't quite agree with Sanis' last post. Like I said: to each his own. O_o

I like proportion. If everything looks proportionate to the rest of her body (to a certain degree, mind), I'm sold.

[Morgan Evanar]

I prefer slimmer women with long legs, but I think most of the models these days are sticks.

Women are supposed to have curves! I like curves. I like em on my roads, in some of my graphics. But women are supposed to be a bit curvy.

[Zatania Duvall]

I'm almost 19(December 27th). I think my "derrier" is big. O.o But at least my waist is somewhat small.

[Jehova Eaven]

I like curvy mountainous roads.... women too I suppose. Driving the roads in a high powered car is funner though.

[Gurney Devries]

"Mountainous" women? :lol

[Zatania Duvall]

So that would be double d, toothpick waist, large trunk area?

[Jehova Eaven]

Why not? But seriously I meant curvy women... not mountainous...

[Lady Vader]

:lol

The image that came to mind... :lol:lol

[Ishan Shade]

:lol

[Sanis Prent]

I like my women like I like my coffee...

...in a paper cup, with a spoon stuck in em!

[Zatania Duvall]

Oh God... I just thought of another version of "mountainous"... MY BRAIN! AGH! *shrivels*

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10042000/10042871.jpg

[Belial MadHatter]

O_o Man, why is it that every time I go to school and browse the boards, I always get these freaky pictures filling up the screen ? Nearly made me have a heart attack trying to cover up the image so no one thought I looked up pictures of that burley, "mountainous" woman.

[Zatania Duvall]

Muwahahahhaha. God I love making people cringe. :D