Please delete.

[Azhure Darkstone]

finito, danke peoples. Image has been delivered to homebase.

[Azhure Darkstone]

try again...grr...

edit: better :)

[Leeloo Mina]

I'm sorry.. I CAN'T IGNORE IT! :cry

[Azhure Darkstone]

aww...poor leeloo. The pain will be over soon when it's deleted. <hugz>

[Oriadin]

**Wonders how long it will take.

[Azhure Darkstone]

shoosh you ;)

Im not trying to torture her....not really.

[Marcus Telcontar]

* Refuses to delete *

HA!

:D

[Oriadin]

Evil

[Rasputin]

No......

EBIL.

[Marcus Telcontar]

No....

Ebil is an electronic bill, programmed to imitate Bill Gates. This program can be found in many places, but is easily removed by the installation of something else other than Windows.

[Alpha]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

:cry

HELEN! MARCUS IS TORMENTING ME!!! :cry

[Oriadin]

Awwww

[Leeloo Mina]

ALL of the admins/mods are tormenting me!! THEY AREN'T DELETING THIS!!! THEY ALL HATE ME!! :cry

:mneh

[Alpha]

Or they just want to see you completely lose it...And then go postal and kill them all...:)

[Leeloo Mina]

In the post office?



THAT MUST BE IT!

They'll be sorry... they'll be sorry... >D

[Hunk]

I think I will adopt this topic as my own

[Alpha]

did ya fill out the proper paperwork? :)

[Dae Jinn]

Don't let Hunk adopt it! He parties every night and is an alcoholic! :eek

[Hunk]

In triplicate. I'm keeping one copy for my records.

Where do I drop off the other two copies?

[Alpha]

You put those two, with the third one, in a fireplace, and light them on fire. :)

[Dae Jinn]

Don't ignore me! *holds protest against Hunk and Alpha's facist regime in this thread* :lol

[Kirrto McKavity]

<center>http://members.lycos.co.uk/flowergryphon/hijackers.jpg</center>

[Dae Jinn]

:eek a red x! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Alpha]

Oh the horror! An X!!!

[Hunk]

*brutally puts down the rebellion*

[Dae Jinn]

:cry

meanie, making girls cry :(

[Angelica Shin]

*aids the rebellion by giving Hunk a Melvin*

[Hunk]

*creates secret police, instilling terror in the residents of the thread*

[Zeke]

To hell with democracy! Long live the dictatorial regime of HUNK!

[Angelica Shin]

*joins the Secret police so she can beat up people*

:D

[Hunk]

You can't beat them up unless they're badmouthing me.

Or if they don't have their id papers.

[Alpha]

*sics his ebil squirrels on hunk*

[Hunk]

Your ebil squirrels have already been on my case. Yesterday I had one leap out and crash into my chest. He hit the ground then started chattering at me like it was *my* fault.

And the week before one stood in my pth and wouldn't move. I almost stepped on the little guy

[Angelica Shin]

*beats up Alpha in the most horrid way*

Like that Sir?

[Hunk]

Good job recruit.

No go bring in some of the nobles. We can use their fortunes to rebuild the infrastructure and build some more smileys to use in here.

[Dae Jinn]

:lol
*scribbles a little moustache on Hunk while he's sleeping* :mischief

[Videl]

*makes hunk "Pretty" with some makeup*

[Hunk]

Thank you, the blush really helps define my cheekbones

[Videl]

:lol first thank you I've gotten for that....

[Hunk]

I'm a dictator who's secure enough in his sexuality to wear makeup

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Comes into thread waving Fying Pan onimously ::

Only dictactor around here is me matey

:p :D

[Dae Jinn]

He's the sock puppet master! No one bend over! :uhoh :lol Cos you know what he'll do...............;)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Hunk]

Don't try to frighten us with your frying pan weilding ways, Turbogeek. Your sad devotion to that ancient weapon has not helped you stop spam attacks, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Sith group's next moves.

This...*feels around*...this piece of beef jerky is now the ultimate power in the universe.

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!

[Alpha]

I got my money on the frying pan!!! :) :lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Hunk is going down.....:lol

[Hunk]

If we were anywhere but this thread I'd be betting same as you, Alpha, but not here. In this thread, I rule!

Now where are those darn body guards....

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*burps then looks innocent* jI djidn't eat them jI swearrr....

[Marcus Telcontar]

Do not annoy admins for they have EDIT powers and you go well well with a slam dunking

:D

Which is why I Graciously allow you to have your graduer thoughtsfor this thread only ;)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Dae Jinn]

lmao!

*wonders when Marcus will find his avatar again* :(

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

hmm...*thinks she knows the hiding place* :lol

[Zeke]

I've still got mine, even though Dae stole it in Pic Request

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*looks over at avator* good hiding place right there....

[Ebon Dir]

Which is why I Graciously allow you to have your graduer thoughtsfor this thread only

Tis all I ask.

*has Secret Police round everyone up for questioning*

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*yawns*

[Hunk]

Hey, no yawning without a permit!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Found my Avatar again :D

[Dae Jinn]

Goody :D *promptly steals it*

[Hunk]

*checks Marcus's id papers*....*looks at him*

Alright, you can carry on with your buisness.

(I've decided to eliminate the secret police. I'm going to be a more hands on dictator)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

and hiding place is used again no doubt.....

[Alpha]

*looks over the body of a kileld Secret Police*

You mean, this was pointless? :( :) :D

[Hunk]

*arrests Alpha for spreading "anti-government propoganda"*

[Kelt Simoson]

O_o

[Alpha]

*bribes the people arresting him with candy, and runs away* :D

[Sene Unty]

*Creates his own government called "La Resistance to the damn evil dictator known simply as Hunk" and plans a coup of the horrendous dictatorship that Hunk has created.*

So who's in????

[Oriadin]

Begun, these Hunk wars, have.

[Alpha]

I'm in. :D

[Sene Unty]

Okay Alpha....we must coordinate an all out attack on Hunk's fortress utilizing our Ebil Ferret hordes and those Chinese midgets that I have stolen from China.....then we will throw the little people from Cannons, kicking and screaming as they collide with the walls of Hunk's compound. Then we will order an attack using our Rabid bannana peels on the front gates while the Drunken grasshoppers storm the back wall. Sound good??? :D

[Alpha]

You forgot the squirrels...They could jump down from the trees, or we could throw them out the cannons...:D

[Sene Unty]

Ahh yes the squirrels........mmmmmm I think if we were to attach them to the midgets and have them jump over the walls as the midgets are shot from the cannons, we can use them to their greatest potential.

[Alpha]

oooh....Good idea...:) :evil

[Sene Unty]

Commence with the bombardment!!!!

[Alpha]

*brings in row after row of cannon*

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

o_O :lol

[Hunk]

*appears atop the walls*

People, stop this nonsense at once! I've reinvigorated this thread with my tireless efforts.

When you were all floundering, looking for direction, who gave you that direction? Me

When the evil tyrant Marcus tried to take control, who stood toe to toe with them and protected our freedoms? Me

When crime was running rampant, who organized a police force to put criminals in jail? Me.

When the bridges were falling apart, who fixed them? Okay, it was the contractors, but who hired them? That's right, the Secretary of Infrastructure, also known as me.

I implore you, my loyal subjects, don't plunge this thread into a civil war, which can only end in pain and suffering for many.

[Rast]

::joins the Hunk side of the thread::

[Sejah Haversh]

*Finds a basket of rotting tomatoes and cabbages and takes a few before passing the basket down the line....*

*Finds Hunk is an excellent target...*

[Silus Xilarian]

This is an evil no one can combat alone! The succession of Hunk's tyrannical rule will only lead us into the wages of sin and eternal damnation!!!

I volunteer (you dont have to pay me) my support to the Restistance!!!!!!

*begins moving in Balmorran Assault fleets*
*leads in an overwhelming army of Stormtroopers*
*Gives resistance a glimpse of Hunk's secret weapon of mass destruction....just enough for them to want to see more*

Do you accept my offer for alliance? !



:cool

[Hunk]

Uh-oh, they're getting restless.

*sneaks out of the thread with several loayal leautenants and his chief of police, Ange*

[Silus Xilarian]

Now im bored...

*Double Crosses the Resistance (hey, Im imperial :)) and claims this thread as a governed body of the Balmorran Empire*

SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alpha]

*brings out his Ewok Launcher and a truckfull of ammunition.*

Try this...

*loads a screaming Ewok, and fires it into the stormtrooper ranks, the horrible screaming sound demopralizing all of them.*

[Silus Xilarian]

RETURN FIRE!!!!!

*Stormtroopers begin throwing Ninja Squirrels of Death into the ranks of the Resistance*

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

*dashes out from her hiding place and drives a Balmorrean flag into the ground*

I claim this for Balmorra!!!

only because Fascinataru gets a 50/50 cut :D

(oops! Lets just say Daiq was controling my fingers ;))

[Alpha]

*fires a few high explosive ewoks from his launcher (ewoks persuaded to hold a thermal detonatorbefore launch), taking out most of the troops*

[Silus Xilarian]

*launches an aerial toilet paper assualt on the Restistance's neighbor's yard. The Neighbor (who happens to lead a large team of homosexual wookies) runs out and sees The Resistance and immediately sicks his Wookies on them..........

*Censored for content*

*Groups of homosexual wookies chase after the Resistance*

*Censored for content, though much screaming is heard*

Reporter:

"In todays news, the Resistance was attacked by a raging army of homosexual wookies. Though the wookies were ultimately all destroyed, the resistance will never be the same....Wait..this just in...Im told we now have a camera at the scene with a correspondant"

Correspondant:

"It is a truly a horrible site down here, as no resistance Soldier was left untouched by the raging homosexual wookies. One of the soldiers has agreed to describe his ordeal"

Soldier:

"IT WAS HORRIBLE....IT..IT....GRABBED ME, THEN THREW ME ON THE GROUND...THEN -censored for content-...THEN IT PICKED ME BACK UP AND...-censored for content-..AND...AND....OMG ITS TOO HORRIBLE

*The camera pans back over to the correspondant, who is vomiting in the corner, the screen then goes back to the reporter, who is also vomiting....the news goes off the air*

[Alpha]

*had disappeared before the Wookies got there*


HAHAHA!!!

*fires more high explosive ewoks at the enemies* :D

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*toddles into the thread* Da?

[Alpha]

I would run...:D

[Silus Xilarian]

run from what? :)

[Rast]

Jax is gonna cap every last one of you.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Silus Xilarian]

but theres one thing you forgot.....>D

OMG THE RESISTANCE KIDNAPPED JAX!!!!

there :)

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*points a finger at the Resistance* Ban' bang! Banng! You'sa ded!

:D

[Rast]

You've been capped. Jax, say "GLOCK GLOCK!"

[Silus Xilarian]

HA!

*hides his army from Jax's wrath*
*points and laughs at the Resistance*

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*crawls between Silus' legs to find the hiding army* Gwoc' gwock! *points finger again to 'shoot' the army to death!*

:lol

[Rast]

I'd teach you further, if you weren't small and easily corrupted.

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*points finger at Rast* Gwock?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol bad baby!

[Rast]

That's right, li'l guy. I rest my case.

[Alpha]

:lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Sene Unty]

What has happened to my resistance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALPHA WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kalia]

mew? :cat

[Alpha]

Uh...?:)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

I winned! :D

[Rast]

That's my li'l gangsta!

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*tries to strike a pose, overbalances, and falls on his diapered butt* :eek

:(

:cry

[Kalia]

*giggles then cuddles with her fav blanket*

[Sene Unty]

*The resistance is in shambles.....but a new hero emerges from the ashes. His name?*

KITTY SQUISHING MAN!

"I have come to squish all kitties!"

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*claws Sene in the groin* you wjill not hurrrt my baby!

[Hunk]

*returns in secret with his loyal troops, gains the support of the commoners, reveals himself and takes back power*

A defensive perimeter around the baby make.

You see, folks, a vote for Hunk is a vote for infant protection

[Kalia]

*pokes soldiers then cuddles with her mommy*

[Alpha]

:lol

[Silus Xilarian]

*whistles*

*Incoming Air Strike* :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/panning.gif> @ Airstrikes

[Silus Xilarian]

You know whats really neat about this airstrike......

To save losses of trained Pilots.....we now have IMPERIALS! flying our TIEs :)

Wow....look at that pan go :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Aint I a stinker?

:evil

[Silus Xilarian]

http://www.meras.org/forum/images/smilies/iamwithstupid.gif

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

DOWN WITH THE DICTATOR!!!

I'm not sure which one, so I'm against them all! Democracy! :shakefist

[Alpha]

:lol

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

I mean..er...


ba' dict'a'ors! Bad!!! :mad

[Hunk]

That little runt is far too smart for his own good

[Alpha]

Really...he must be eleminated...:D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*yawns and takes her baby to another area* nutterrrs.....

[Alpha]

Thank you. :D

[Sene Unty]

What is this fascination with Jax?!?!?!?!??!?!

If he is a baby then how...oh how.....does he know how to type!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alpha]

I could type when I was really little...now, granted, it was all gibberish, but that doesn't count!!! :D

[Makoto Neo]

*gug gug gug gug*

(hicup)

*shrug*

*gug gug gug gug*

[Sene Unty]

Is this who I think it is?????????????

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

depends on who you think it is.....:lol

[Alpha]

Uh...*is lost*

[Sene Unty]

I thought it was that guy was spamming this place up..........what the hell was his name!!!!!!!!!!! Bah, my infernal brain with its inability to remember names!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

nah, Mak is from another board.....

[Makoto Neo]

Originally posted by Sorreessa Tarrineezi
nah, Mak is from another board.....

Yep

I'm rather quiet around here though, dont mind me >D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

yep.....never go to the old board anymore...too many pop-ups....

[Makoto Neo]

Ungodly amount it was...

Last time I checked, 6 or 7 on my comp -__-

[Sene Unty]

JUDAS! That was the infernal name! JUDAS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I feel better! :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

honestly the name was quite fitting.....and yeah, twas like 6-7 pop-ups so I stopped checking there.....