Quack Experimental RP #1 (OPEN)

[Wei Wu Wei]

OOC OK! I, Wei Wu Wei, do hear by give my permision for the members of SWFans to turn this thread into a parody of an episode of the Crocodile Hunter! (Inspired by the Quack Experimental Anime Excel Saga)

Wei had been following the animal for sometime now. "Look at it. Ain't she a beauty?" He marvelled to himself as he peeked at the animal through a bush.

[Kwiet Ideya]

Kwiet came up behind Wei and pointed with a happy smile.

"Big lizard!"

[Dae Jinn]

Dae was sitting in a lawn chair, sun tanning in a skimpy bikini. She looked over her red-lensed glasses at Wei, who was hiding in the bushes nearby.

"What the frell are you doing, Jedi?"


ooc. couldn't resist :lol

[Wei Wu Wei]

Wei looked at her, then without missing a beat said, "Aint she a beauty?" Wei chuckled and pointed at the lizard that he and Kwiet were following.

"That thing."

[Dae Jinn]

"Ummmmmmmm, alright." She shrugged and leaned back in her chair, going back to her sunbathing.

[Kwiet Ideya]

Kwiet toddled over to Dae and climbed up on her chair, lying next to her and hugging her as best he could.

"Mommy! We're chasin' a lizard!"

[Wei Wu Wei]

Wei slunk up behind the lizard. He grabbed it by the tail and held it so its hind feet were off the ground. "look at al the patterns on him," Wei said as he dodged a bite at his ankle.

[Zeke]

Zeke held its mouth open and stuck his hand inside, searching for something.

"Hey, its kinda lukewarm."

He withdrew from within it a lightsaber.

"Check it. He ate someone."

[Wei Wu Wei]

"You're a hungry little devil, aren;t you? Little bugger!" Wei said in a voice he might have used when talking to a baby.

[Kwiet Ideya]

Kwiet giggled.

"Silly bananas."

[Wei Wu Wei]

"Hey! That's my line! Did Aiden teach you that?" Wei didn;t know where else the boy could have heard it from.

[Gouyen Chee]

Gouyen Chee enters, bearing a large, highly venomous snake by the tail.

"It's alright mate, it's alright," she mumurs as she gently strokes the reptile's body. "She's settlin' down right enough."

The snake attempts to slither away. Gouyen chases it down. "Oh, oh, not yet. Take a look at her head -- isn't she gorgeous?"

[Zeke]

Zeke pokes Gouyen's snake with the end of his Force Pike.

"Swizzle."

[Wei Wu Wei]

"This is one highly dangerous, highly venomous snake you have here," Wei said, admiring the snake's head.

[Belial MadHatter]

"If you look just beyond this gorgeous potted petunia, you'll see a fine specimen indeed !"

Belial stepped out from behind the flower, giving a skip, a hop and a twirl.

"Ta-da !"

She reached up and took off her black hat, waving it dramatically.

[Zeke]

Zeke looked at Belial.

"A fine specimen indeed!"

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

"look jit's a puchuu, ajin't jit cute?"

[Wei Wu Wei]

Wei smiled. "Look at all these gorgeous creatures we have here today, mate!"

[Robi]

Robi comes tearing in, in hot pursuit of a feral pig.

[voiceover narration]
Go get 'em, Robi! She's got her hands full with this one.

I'm passionate about pigs, but they don't belong here in the bush. They're an introduced species that has wrecked havoc on the native wildlife.
[/voiceover narration]

[Inu]

http://www.liquid2k.com/logicalfallacy/snoozin.jpg

[Gouyen Chee]

Gouyen continues stroking the snake. "This is a highly venomous species and I don't recommend you trying this. I'm a trained professional with years of experience," and the snake doubles back on her length and tries to tag Gouyen.

"Whoa! Hey, you're a naughty little snake," she says, narrowly missing being bitten. "And she's got a belly full of eggs. No wonder she's such a naughty little sheila."

[Zeke]

Zeke holds out his Force pike and pokes Robi's pig as it goes screaming by, slowing it, but not by much. He's careful to pull it back so the dog won't be hindered, then looks at Inu.

"Well now, 'ere's one o' the critters snoozin'!"

[Wei Wu Wei]

Wei climbed up the tree and put his face close to Inu's.

"What have we got here? Look at his claws. They can get you ripped up pretty bad, I wager."

Wei made a scratching motion at the others.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Lifts her head from sleeping on Inu to see Wei and growls.

[Wei Wu Wei]

"And he's got his mate with him! Wow, this is a lucky deal today. She's growlin, I better back off. No worries, luv, i'm not gonna hurt him...."

[Inu]

::wakes up::

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[Abel Kannan]

"He's awake, he's looking around. Whoa, bugger! This is exciting, ain;t it?"

Abel watched with an amount of enthusiasm that some might call unhealthy.

"Let's see what happens next."

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Sorr growled a bit louder as her ears went back, her tail swishing back and forth.

[Wei Wu Wei]

"Oh, she's getting mad. She's saying, 'You're in my territory. Leave me and my husband alone and get out of my territry. Calm girl, steady...."

Wei backed away and grinned. "She's a good wife, taking care of her husband like that."

[Inu]

http://www.liquid2k.com/logicalfallacy/snoozin.jpg

[Darruussa Ajakeerro]

::appearrrsss sssuddenljy frrrom nowherrre and looksss at the camerrra::

"jI am Darrrrrruussssssa."

::looksss about hjimssself asss people starrre::

"Um...excussse me..."

::ssstepsss out::

[Wei Wu Wei]

Wei smiled. "And another one! Crikey! We are surrounded today, eh mate?"

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Sorr growled and made a face.

"Lousy forrda!"

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[Gouyen Chee]

"It's time to let her go back into the bush, where she can lay her eggs like a good mummy snake. Off you go," and the snake slithers into some bushes

"I'd better go and find Robi -- she could get hurt pretty bad from that feral pig. Pigs -- ah, I love 'em, but they can be really dangerous. The boars especially -- those sharp tusks they have can just rip you in two!"

She narrowly misses stepping on a freshwater crocodile that had just climbed out of the water to sun itself on the bank.

"By crikey, look at the jaws on this one! She's just a little freshie though -- those jaws are used to catch fish. But she'll bite if she feels threatened," and the croc makes a flying snap at Gouyen's hand. "My, she's a naughty little girl, but she's so cute. I think I'll just leave her here and go and look for Robi."

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

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"Wejirrrd forrda."

[Wei Wu Wei]

"Listen to it make sounds. 'Forrrda." I bet that;s some sort of strange speech, or maybe a mating call. Let's try it out."

Wei cupped his hands aorund his mouth and shouted, "Forrrda!"

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Sorr growls and throws a tree branch at him.

Baka!

[Wei Wu Wei]

Wei dodged and grinned wildly. "Baka must must be some sort of warning. Whne she says that she's saying Get out of my territory, or I'll brain you with this big stick. She almost got me! Hooo-weeee!"

Wei was caught up in the excitement of being out in the wild.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Sorr yawned and tried to fall back to sleep. Her ears going back as her tail swished back and forth.