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Mistress Tatiana
Apr 22nd, 2002, 05:54:21 PM
One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violentriver. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea ofhow to do it.The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give
me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms andstrong legs,and he was able to swim across the river in about twohours. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God,
give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gavehim a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about threehours. The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two,
so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength,ability, and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turnedhim into woman. She looked at the map, and then walked across the bridge.
Death Knight Soth
Apr 23rd, 2002, 03:03:29 PM
Walk's up to her and feel's her fore head...A concerned look crosses his face as he studies her for a moment... "Babe, your running a fever!...Are you having delusion's of grandeur again?" She notice Sothie looking at her lip's and wonder's why this is so...He then take's a wet wash cloth and begins to softly wipe her mouth were a reddish pink ring is...

"Baby, have you been drinking Kool Aid again...?" :P [Look at your side picy] He then kisses her on the fore head and look's into her eye's.

"Well, one thing is for sure, I'll be waiting for you on the other side of the bridge in my helicopter with plenty of Kool Aid." hehehe...;)
Mistress Tatiana
Apr 24th, 2002, 11:25:14 PM
:: knocks him on the head ::

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You don't want these red lips? You don't have to have them.

:: puckers them in his face to make her point ::


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Death Knight Soth
Apr 25th, 2002, 01:35:48 AM
O.O But, but,...Baby, I love those juicy red lip's of yours...Candy they are Mmmm aahhhh!...
Mistress Tatiana
Apr 25th, 2002, 01:40:58 AM
Yeah? http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/love/luvlove.gif Awwww... then come get them my love!

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