Mistress Tatiana
Aug 7th, 2002, 09:43:44 PM
Did you check if your horn works?
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Have a nice day... somewhere else.
Honk if you like peace and quiet.
CAUTION! I drive like you do!
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
I brake for…wait…AAAH!…NO BRAKES!!!!!
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
I swerve for cats.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
Hang up and drive.
If you can read this, please flip me back over.
Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!
My other car is a broom.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Don't follow me, I'm lost.
Boldy going nowhere.
Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
Never drive faster than your angel can fly.
I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Caution! I brake for tailgaters.
This truck belongs to me. Everything else belongs to her.
Don't laugh .. It's paid for!
On the advice of my lawyer, my bumper has no comment at this time.
Beam me to work Scotty - this traffic stinks!
How's my driving? Call 1-800-GET-LOST.
My other car is a "beater" too!
My other car is a Harley.
This is my other car!
My other car is also a piece of junk.
Hey jerk, you are driving a car, not a phone booth.
Like what you see? Dial: 1-800-YOU-WISH.
Friends don't let friends drive Fords.
Ohh not so close, I hardly know you.
FORD's...Found On Road Dead.
I accelerate for attorneys.
This car will explode upon impact.
Nazi staff car.
Ssssh The driver is sleeping.
What rear-view mirror?
Caution! Driver applying make-up.
Go ahead and hit me I need the money.
Evacuate the road - student driving!
Don't take my signals literally.
Drive defensively-buy a tank.
Don't honk - I'm pedalling as fast as I can.
Beat the five o'clock rush - leave work at noon.
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.
Honk if you don't give a darn.
CAUTION: driver singing.
If you can read this, you're in phaser range.
I'm not tail-gaiting I'm drafting!
Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
I drive at the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
It was only a lane change!
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
Honk if parts fall off!
My other car is Christine, and she's right behind you!
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
I'd rather be pushed in a Chevy than driven in a Ford.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Just try and get around me.
Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.
Car sickness: It's the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
Four wheel drive means getting stuck in inaccessible places.
Lookout! Behind you!
Objects in the mirror are dumber than they appear.
This truck has been in 15 accidents, and hasn't lost one yet.
This car is constipated. It hasn't passed a thing all day.
Stop reading my bumper stickers and DRIVE!
You're driving too close. I can see your bald spot.
0-60 in 15 minutes.
Deep down, drivers care.
This lane ends in 500 feet.
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Have a nice day... somewhere else.
Honk if you like peace and quiet.
CAUTION! I drive like you do!
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
I brake for…wait…AAAH!…NO BRAKES!!!!!
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
I swerve for cats.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
Hang up and drive.
If you can read this, please flip me back over.
Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!
My other car is a broom.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Don't follow me, I'm lost.
Boldy going nowhere.
Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
Never drive faster than your angel can fly.
I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Caution! I brake for tailgaters.
This truck belongs to me. Everything else belongs to her.
Don't laugh .. It's paid for!
On the advice of my lawyer, my bumper has no comment at this time.
Beam me to work Scotty - this traffic stinks!
How's my driving? Call 1-800-GET-LOST.
My other car is a "beater" too!
My other car is a Harley.
This is my other car!
My other car is also a piece of junk.
Hey jerk, you are driving a car, not a phone booth.
Like what you see? Dial: 1-800-YOU-WISH.
Friends don't let friends drive Fords.
Ohh not so close, I hardly know you.
FORD's...Found On Road Dead.
I accelerate for attorneys.
This car will explode upon impact.
Nazi staff car.
Ssssh The driver is sleeping.
What rear-view mirror?
Caution! Driver applying make-up.
Go ahead and hit me I need the money.
Evacuate the road - student driving!
Don't take my signals literally.
Drive defensively-buy a tank.
Don't honk - I'm pedalling as fast as I can.
Beat the five o'clock rush - leave work at noon.
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.
Honk if you don't give a darn.
CAUTION: driver singing.
If you can read this, you're in phaser range.
I'm not tail-gaiting I'm drafting!
Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
I drive at the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
It was only a lane change!
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
Honk if parts fall off!
My other car is Christine, and she's right behind you!
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
I'd rather be pushed in a Chevy than driven in a Ford.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Just try and get around me.
Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.
Car sickness: It's the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
Four wheel drive means getting stuck in inaccessible places.
Lookout! Behind you!
Objects in the mirror are dumber than they appear.
This truck has been in 15 accidents, and hasn't lost one yet.
This car is constipated. It hasn't passed a thing all day.
Stop reading my bumper stickers and DRIVE!
You're driving too close. I can see your bald spot.
0-60 in 15 minutes.
Deep down, drivers care.
This lane ends in 500 feet.
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.