The trouble with Bantha. (open)

[The Preacha]

(I s'pose dar is a first time fer ever'thin'. Yes sirre. Fer da first time I wuz actually just sittin in da bar and grill. Dat's right just sittin'. I had gots me my cup o' coffee, founds me a place at a table, and commenced ta readin' da newspaper. Dat's when I saws 'em.

I happined ta glance trew one o' da windas when I seen a critter I ain't never layed eyes on afore. Da sucker wuz 'bout big as a house and had great big ol' hornz commin' out da tops of his head. Thar wuz a little feller in a cloak who wuz eggin' da beasties onta some kinda big flyin' boat. I wuz so stundafied I just sat dar wit my mouth hangin' open. I finally spit out one little werd under my breath.)

"demonz....."

(I gots up from my chair.)

[Judas Escariot]

Judas stared at this character.

"Hmm this guy is easily amused."

[The Preacha]

(I steps outside, inta da small clearing where dey wuz aloadin' dem big hairy demonz inta some kinda gigantic bath tub. It wuz now up ta me ta do my preachin' dooty an' stops dem demonz from going to other worlds and messin' dem up too.

I had ta sneak past a cuple o' guardz, but I gots aboard da ship and right up next ta of da eeeeevils. I soon realized, demonz smell worse den dey act, but I woodent let dat stop me now. I prepared ta cast dem out!)