The Introduction To Terror

[Lex Blaine]

ey~ guess what!>? im new, ohhh~ ahhh~! so say something:x

[Blaine]

LOL, at last, you did it. It was about time :) Welcome to SWFans.

(This is Erick, btw)

[Zeke]

Welcome aboard. Hope you have fun.

[Marcus Telcontar]

NEWBIE!!!!!

Can I give him a SWFans welcome?

[Nathanial K'cansce]

o_O


:idea


:wings


Howdy =)

[Salemn Lysce]

Welcome to the boards, Lex. :) Just don't pay attention to Marcus - he's an old man with insomnia who has a fetish with Force Frying Pans.

[Dae Jinn]

Do it marcus! he must be hazed to the full ex- I mean, hello :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/panning.gif> @ Salemn

Dont tell you didnt see that possibly wasnt coming :p

[Dae Jinn]

:lol
*steals Marcus' avatar and flees the thread* mwhaha!

[Navaria Tarkin]

HI there and welcome. If you have any question regarding the place, post them here in this thread or Private message myself or another mod

^_^

be happy to help ya out as well as all the other posters here

[Salemn Lysce]

-- Is turned into air and chokes Marcus somehow -- :)

Look ? See ?! There !!

[Blaine]

Originally posted by Marcus Q'Dunn
NEWBIE!!!!!

Can I give him a SWFans welcome?

It's a HER playing a HE. Hmm.. We've seen that before ;)

[Riley Chambers]

FRESH MEAT! *quiets down* ... Hi. :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

FORT FART!!!


You think that's air your breathing?

Oh yeah... welocome to insanity, otherwise known as SFans. The exits are located here and here and in the quite likely event of an emergency, place you head between your knees and kiss you butt goodbye :D

And I'm the chief loony. See? I have the badge to prove it too

[Armaiil Kryatir]

Can I experiment on it? ::brandishes scalpel:: It will only hurt for the first couple of hours...

[Zachariah Darmok]

Actually we all wear wigs...mostly Taylor Millard :)


WELCOME TO SWFANS!

[Lillian Snow]

W...welcome...::coughs blood and faints::

[Lex Blaine]

thanx for writing guyz... feel rite @ home... >_< hehe watch me get as crazy as you guyz.... oh wait... TOO LATE!!! (cold blaine... you should know that)....hehe

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hey! Welcome! And why go to a mod with all your questions when you could ask me??? I am a martial arts freak with glasses!

(flips over people and kicks them in the hiney)

[Blaine]

Hehe, yup, this is good ol' SWFans.

[Ishan Shade]

Welcome to insanity. :)

[imported_Firebird1]

*Sets down a lit Candle in thread and backs out.*

Welcome to SWFans.. Oh and Incomming!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Firebird jumps into the nearest trench...

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Welcome aboard! ;)

Need a flirt?

Need to get really insane?

Just contact me :mneh

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

o_O

[Belial MadHatter]

I think Lance wants to lick Lex ... o_O

Oh, and if you have a question about the tomatoes origin - just ask me! They're berries, I tell you ... BERRIES!!!

[Wei Wu Wei]

A candle? Firebird, what the frell are you thinking? (jumps into the trench with Firebird)

This is going to be cool! :rollin :crack

Wish I had thought of it.

[Dasquian Belargic]

:wave Welcome aboard :)

[Anbira Hicchoru]

Hiiiii :)

<img src=http://www.bama.ua.edu/~hicks020/pics/anbira.gif>

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*bops Anbira* no exploding the newbies! :headbash

[Zoi Coer]

*looks at the 'candle'*


Oh crap!

*hops into the trench with Wei and FB*

Welcome n00b, and always remember this!

DUCK AND COVER!

[Evil Hobgoblin]

Three guys all huddling into a trench together. Well, well, well... it seems they've finally revealed themselves!

That being said, hello, and welcome. :)

[Yuu-huu]

Flings himself at the computer screen and oogles the noob out of the corner of his bloodshot eye

FEAR ME!

[imported_Firebird1]

:huh

I think that Hob needs a Vacation...


*Firebird pushes Hob behind Marcus and lights Hob on fire.*

Incomming!!

*Firebird jumps back down into the trench.*

[Leeloo Mina]

Originally posted by Salemn Lysce
Welcome to the boards, Lex. :) Just don't pay attention to Marcus - he's an old man with insomnia who has a fetish with Force Frying Pans.

Frying pans... oooohhh... yeah... ;)




Originally posted by Lillian Snow
W...welcome...::coughs blood and faints::

Thankfully, I now know what your avatar is from ^_^;



Welcome newbie! *does vulcan hand thingy* :mischief


I'ma Leeloo! :D :crack:rollin:crack

Now. Say chicka chicka or I'll beat you with a rubber chicken.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

and she means it......

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:wave Hello Lex! Welcome to Sw-fans.net!

*o_O @ the candle being put into a room full of explosive Force Fart* :eek

*dives into trench as well as the room is engulfed in FLAMES!!!*

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Lick her!? Wtf where the hell do you get those idea :lol

[Leeloo Mina]

:mneh

[Robi]

*jumps up on newbie and licks his/her face*

Hello and welcome to SWFans, where we regularly exceed the recommended daily requirement for wierdness -- What? You mean there's no recommended daily requirement of wierdness?

*shakes her head and scratches behind her ear*

Wierd.

[Leeloo Mina]

Aww... puppy.

*pets the puppy*

Now.. Turn into a chicken! :D

[Robi]

*suddenly gets an attack of the chickens and runs away*

B-B-BAWK!

[Leeloo Mina]

YES!!!

CHICKA!

:D

[Judas Escariot]

uuuuuuuh??????????:huh Hello I guess?

[Rose Von Himmel]

*points at Judas*


NOOO! NOT THE SEXY NINJA OF SUIKODEN III!

*cries self to sleep*

[xsmokingmanx]

Hello and welcome. I need to give you a warning try to avoid the door to door sales man named blade ice because once you bring him into your home your going to have a hell of a time getting him out.

[Jamel Croko'yn]

Originally posted by Yuu-huu
Flings himself at the computer screen and oogles the noob out of the corner of his bloodshot eye

FEAR ME!


hahah, you are so funny!! :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*hic*

[Silus Xilarian]

*pounces s'Il*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

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oh way to go

[Silus Xilarian]

*offers Corona* :)

[Telan Desaria]

***Waves to newbie and removes Imperial pocketwatch...




You will join the Empire...

[Silus Xilarian]

***Waves to newbie and removes lightsaber...

You will get me a beer...

[Vampyre Dalamar]

Dalamar fade's in from the dark mist the force etched around him in red tendrils of electrical energy. He move's closer toward the new initiate. The drum of music is heard in the background. Dalamar silently pulls his silver worked katana from his midnight black sheath. A razor blade smile appears on his lips as he approaches the fresh blood.

Just then Samantha's little head pokes out from behind Dalamar "What you doin Mr. Dalamar." The Vampyre hesitate's he trips he falls down flat. Lex turns around, The Warlord looks at the little girl and the new arrival. Pulls out a black and crimson card with gold raised letters on it that say the "SHRINE". He answers the little girl and coughs into his hand, "I was just giving him an invite see Samantha." She smiles like an innocent angel "Oh ok Mr Dalamar. The Vampyre Lord wipe's his forehead. "Whoo that was a close one."

Welcome Lex enter of your own free will :smokin

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ooh ooh!!!

get me a beer too!

... I'm already done with the Corona Silus gave me :|

[Sarin Vorrann]

<<<Throws bottle at Sil.

Balmorran Brandy. The New Beer.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no no, just give Sarin an apple juice. ya'll don't wanna know what happened the last time he got drunk

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

This was posted back in November and you guys are still replying to it? x_X;;;

[Telan Desaria]

Yes

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

seems that way..... :crack

[Marcus Telcontar]

No, you will get ME a Chicken Pizza

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*gives Marcus a deadleg cause she's bored*

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Farts in the general direction of S'il, then lights gaseous mix ::

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ew, I got Marcus cooties!!!!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol :x