A warning!

[Admiral Lebron]

You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

O MY GOD!!! THE HORROR!!!!

[Ishan Shade]

:lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

:uhoh

;; does as instructed ;;

[Kirrto McKavity]

eek! [deletes everything]

[Leeloo Mina]

Oh no! I'll start deleting files right now!!


**Leeloo Mina has signed off

[Dae Jinn]

I hate amish people.................

[imported_Firebird1]

Not me I've got the Computer Amish Regulator.. Or CAR..

Something the Amish will never have...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Good thing I have AmishGuard 1.5

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

[AmazonBabe]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

Today, a bit after I read this thread I saw an ad on tv for the "amish country store" ... why would amish advertise on TV? Something tells me they aren't really amish people running the store!!!

Amish don't like me much.. they stare ^_^;

[xsmokingmanx]

Its only because they want you leeloo




















for dinner

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Well the Hell did that Come From?

Have you been watching Silence of the Lambs Again?

Ah, the Amish, we can kill them all and no one would know or care. And they have no Telephones to call for Help...

Hmmmm,

Scream 4... Amish Horrors

Amish Man1: Sure looks like John Johnny Smith is Dead...

Amish Women: Yes, Husband

Amish Man1: Go Turn the Butter Wife, finding the Killer is Mans Work

Amish Women: Yes, Husband

Amish Man2: From the looks of these cuts... he must of been attacked by the Bull.

Amish Man1: Yep

Amish Man2: Will you be at the Barn Raising tomarrow Smith Johnson Smithy?

Amish Man1: I reackon So John Smithy Johnson.

(Note: This will continue until everyone is Dead, even the Cows)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

>_<

:lol at the virus. I got that once before, luckily I'd made backup disks... ^_^;

[Sanis Prent]

I want to see a movie about some Amish guy, who knows kung fu. That would be rad.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Who would he fight? o_O Besides, long beards aren't good for fighting, because the other guy can grab it. >_<

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

In Shangi Hi Noon Jackie Chan had long hair... Same Principles apply

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I think I'd die if I was Amish. I need my electronics like I need my jalapeno chips.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

If you grew up as Amish, you would never know about computer's so you would never need to die from lack of Computers. SO HA!!! You must live and Stay AMISH!!! FOREVER!!!

Your New Nickname is A.G. for Amish Girl, I will forever more call you AG.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*gasp*

Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!![/over-dramatic actress]

[Severen Morkonis]

I hate those bloody Trojan Horses...bloodythings ride on anything they want to...ive had about 7 on my comp in the 68 years ive had the comp....bloody things.

[Leeloo Mina]

Eh, I never listen to my parents much anyway.. so when I was first tempted by talk of things like TV and computers.. I'd have left :crack



I dont even want to think about what my childhood would have been like without my PC O_o No DOOM!? No Commander Keen?! :cry:cry

I would have had to play outside.. OMG!!! >_<

[Leeloo Mina]

ive had about 7 on my comp in the 68 years ive had the comp....bloody things.

You've had a computer for 68 years? ...How old ARE you? o_O

[Ishan Shade]

ew, Trojans are the worst!

I hate getting them, but usually I just back up what I want and format er'

[Sene Unty]

I am so insulted right now......I am Amish and I don't appreciate these snide comments about my people. First Weird Al writes that horrid song none of my family could listen to because we have no radios nor CD players and then this. LET MY PEOPLE BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*signs off his computer before his pa see's him with that "damn devil machine".*

[Leeloo Mina]

....o_O

:lol

:Poke Sene

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

What if we make a Large Wooden Badger?

Hey AG, nice acting skills, where you gain those?