A fun little game...

[Ishan Shade]

OK, I've got an idea...

The idea is someone asks a question about Star Wars, and another person answers with the wrong, and usually funny, answer. Then the one that answered the question, gets to write a new one.

For example:

What was the first thing Padme' thought when she saw Obi-Wan for the first time?
Break me off a piece of that!

Why did Leia kiss Luke on Hoth?
Because they are both from Alabama.


I know, it sounds stupid, but this can actually be pretty entertaining, so the only question is.....


Q: Why did Luke agree to go with Ben Kenobi?

[Yasashii Mikan]

To find where the dirty old man kept his harem.

Why is Anakin able to fly podracers?

[Wei Wu Wei]

Because he is a pea. (Pea, pod, peapod??? I tried)

Why was Jar Jar banned from his community?

[Zeke]

He spammed and posted obscenities and circumvented the swear filter.

Why does Vader wear his black armor?

[Wei Wu Wei]

Because black makes you look thinner!

Why does Darthmaul wear all that face paint?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

He was too upset after the clown audition to take it off again.

Why was Obi Wan Anakin's master?

[Zeke]

He owns a whip.

Why did Anakin stay in that cockpit?

[Wei Wu Wei]

Because he swings that way.


Why did Padme want to discuss a new treaty with the viceroy?

[Silus Xilarian]

Cause the Viceroy's demands for her in erotic pictures just got too weird......

Why was luke better suited to fire that shot on the death star without his targetting computer?

[Sanis Prent]

Because he's been in some "films" before, if you know what I mean...

Why does Lando betray Han at Cloud City.

Btw, Ishan...

Because they are both from Alabama.
Start packing now. You = endangered.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Lando thought Han wasn't in the groove of things. **Cue Disco Lights**

How did the Ewoks Defeat Stormtroopers?

[AmazonBabe]

With their highly evolved death ray and bad jokes.

What was the probe droid on Hoth looking for?

[Ishan Shade]

Some ski bunnies!

Why did Han get frozen in carbonite?


Originally posted by Sanis Prent
Btw, Ishan...

Start packing now. You = endangered.

:p Just jokin!

[Leeloo Mina]

Jabba wanted a new toy

Why was Luke so whiny?

[Wei Wu Wei]

No! It's not true!!!

Why is it that only Han Solo can understand Chewbacca?

[Leeloo Mina]

He's had lots of practice ;)

Why did Leia have buns on the side of her head?

[Oriadin]

Because R2 was played by Kenny **Baker**

Why is Master Windu's saber purple?

[Oishii Sakana]

Because gay people can be Jedi too.


Why does Yoda talk funny?

[Kwiet Ideya]

For the sake of humor.

Why does Sebulba attack Jar Jar?

[Oishii Sakana]

Because Jar Jar stole his crack pipe.

Why does Anakin kill all the Tuskan Raiders?

[Sanis Prent]

Because even OJ can get away with murder.

Why does Darth Vader wear a mask?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Bad acne... :x

Why did Lando keep hitting on Leia?

[Zeke]

Ya mean ya didn't see her? That chick's hot.

What did Chewie smell on the Death Star before Han kicked him down the chute?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Somebody fluffied!

Why didn't Luke know Darth Vader was his father?

[The Deliverator]

Because of that damned mask.

How does Cloud City fly?

[Ishan Shade]

Frequent flyer miles.


Why is Jabba the Hutt so dang chubby?

[Kirrto McKavity]

he ate Blasterfire Pizzas.

how can everyone understand R2D2? are his lines just censored out on the films?

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol No, everyone has some sort of chip, like the kind they put in cookies.. in their heads. so they know what R2 is saying.. Yeah! Microchip cookies!

What is up with 3P0? o_O

[Kirrto McKavity]

its really best not to ask.

why do all jedi [despite being wise] still think Beige looks good?

[ps, its the R2D2 thing. ----->

[Ishan Shade]

Didn't you know? They're all color blind!



Why was Alderaan destroyed?

[Leeloo Mina]

Vader was mad at Leia for leaving him for his son. ;)

How come they never drink Dr Pepper in SW? :cry

[Wei Wu Wei]

Becuase the Doctor is out.


Why does Anakin not want to leave his mother?

[Kas Katta]

Because he would miss those Peanut butter sandwhiches.

Why did Luke see Obi-Wan in that blizzard?

[Inu]

He was high.

Why are B wings called B wings if they don't look like B's?

[Jeseth Cloak]

Because they wanted TIE-Fighter pilots to think about that and loose their concentration.

Why did the Emperor want Luke to take Darth Vader's place?

[Leeloo Mina]

He wanted to replace Vader with a newer, faster model ;)

How did the Wampa on Hoth stick Luke to the ice?

[Inu]

The Wampa is a mutant, like Iceman from X men.

How does the Millenium Falcon fly so fast?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

On concentrated swarts.

How come Han can understand Chewie?

[Oriadin]

Ignore this. Someone got there first!

[Wei Wu Wei]

Han does not speak Wookie very well, and Chewie does not speak Basic very well, but they both speak the language of loooove. Mui bueno!

Why doesn;t the mind trick work on Watto?

[Inu]

No mind to trick.

How does Anakin know Qui Gonn is a Jedi?

[Wei Wu Wei]

He saw the man;s "saber"


Why does Vader cut off Luke's hand?

[Leeloo Mina]

I think we ALL know why.

Why doesn't Han belive in the Force?

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

He couldn't get girls to sleep with him by using mind tricks.

[Zeke]

No question? Blasphemy!

How does Qui Gonn die?

[Wei Wu Wei]

Maul stabbed him with his "Saber"

Why does Watto leave the fate to the chance cube?

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

Oops, forgot to post a new q last time.:(
His chance balls got ripped off by angry Tusken Raiders!

Why are Jawas so short?

[Wei Wu Wei]

I'm not answering that. I'd get banned.

Why is Jabba so fat?

[DarthDarkCloak]

Because he hasn't heard of Jerrod yet.

Why is Jango Fett able to fight a Jedi Knight?

[Jeseth Cloak]

The personals: "Short bearded Jedi seeks strong armor-clad man who's willing to take long walks on landing pads."

Why did Yoda act annoying when he first met Luke?

[Judas Escariot]

Why is everyone asking so many questions?! argh!

[Leeloo Mina]

I kill you now!

What kind of fuel do they use in SW?

[Severen Morkonis]

Vin "Diesal"?

Why is Yoda Green?

[Leeloo Mina]

He's a very sick little....Yoda thing.

Why is the death star shaped like a giant round, ball thingy?

[Oriadin]

Because the borg already had the cube shape?

Why do storm troopers keep banging their heads?

[Crystal]

To see if their brain is still working.

How come Jabba feeds his slave girl to the rancor?

[Oriadin]

He thought she was a little sweety.

Why did Qui Gon think Anakin was the choosen one?

[DarthDarkCloak]

Because Jeb Bush took a metachlorean recount

Who is anakins father?

[Leeloo Mina]

Qui-gon.. I mean, you saw the way shimi was looking at him.. that stuff about not knowing who the father was just for the cameras.

Why doesn't Vader know Leia is his daughter before hand?

[Ishan Shade]

He's too busy checking out her backside :)




Why is Jabba's palace out in the middle of the desert?

[Zeke]

Its just as hot as his harem.

What is that thing they try to feed Luke to called?