Hell will freeze over if...

[Diego Van Derveld]

I thought this would be a funny thread to do, to poke fun at ourselves/others by showing things that either we as posters or our characters do so frequently that maybe we never realize it.

So, as an example, I make myself the sacrificial lamb:

"Hell will freeze over if Sanis stops running a hand through his hair"

[Nupraptor]

Or if people stop wearing big, heavy cloaks that billow in the wind.

... *cough* :)

[Taylor Millard]

...if Millard stops wearing the, "I love the Empire" Undeshirt of his.

[Zeke]

...if Zeke stops grinning.

[Master Yoghurt]

"Hell will freeze over if Yog limps around in some old worn out robes using a walking cane for support"

:)

[Diego Van Derveld]

To make it even more fun, try and do it for the person that posts prior to you :)

Hell will freeze over if Millard ever starts liking his liquor like he likes his women.

[Inu]

Hell will freeze over if Inu stops counting idly on his claws and calling people "wench".

Hell will freeze over if Diego stops chasing random RPers.

[Xazor Elessar]

Hell will freeze over if Xazor actually tells the Council half the stuff she does...... :mischief

Hell will freeze over if Inu actually admits that someone else is right besides himself......:mneh

[Diego Van Derveld]

Hell will freeze over if Xazor doesn't speak softly or expose her elongated canines while doing so.

[Xazor Elessar]

Oooooo..............good one Diego.

Hell will freeze over if Diego doesn't stare at Xazor!! Hell will freeze over if Diego doesn't sit down upon his haunces and sigh to himself...... ;) :mneh

[Lilya Goldberry]

No no. Hell will freeze over if Diego doesn't take his napkin, dip it in his water glass and clean his finger nails. :lol

[Diego Van Derveld]

Hell will freeze over if Dae ever gets a reduction.

[Xazor Elessar]

Hell will freeze over if Diego ever likes the name "Lupine" or.....should I dare say it......"Van Derveld"!! :lol

Hell will freeze over if he ever goes looking for his long lost daughter..... *sighs with a longing look upon her face....* :lol

[Zatania Duvall]

Hell will freeze over if anyone on this board actually has a human character that isn't good looking at all! :p

[Kirrto McKavity]

Originally posted by Zatania Duvall
Hell will freeze over if anyone on this board actually has a human character that isn't good looking at all! :p

[Kirrto arrives. Hell freezes]

Hell will freeze when the Van Der Velds stop breeding :smokin

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Hell will freeze over when half the guys on the board stop looking like women.

[Xazor Elessar]

Hell will freeze over when Vega stops trying to kill all of Xazor's men.....

Hell will freeze over when Xazor settles with one man.....

:lol

[Diego Van Derveld]

Hell will freeze over when Vega decides on an avatar :)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Hell will freeze over when Xazor settles with one man.....

beat me to that one >=P

Hmm.. Hell will freeze over when Diego regains control of the Van-Dervelds! MUAH!

[Zatania Duvall]

Originally posted by Kirrto McKavity
[Kirrto arrives. Hell freezes]

Hell will freeze when the Van Der Velds stop breeding :smokin

O.o Zell with blue hair... That ain't bad. Looks better than the blonde. And I'm a girl that can't resist unnaturally colored hair. :p

Hell will freeze over when jawas fly. *watches a jawa get flung across the room* Nevermind.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hell will freeze over when Zeke stops doing raps. I can;t think of one for Wei

[Lilya Goldberry]

hell will freeze over when fett stops using "the" smiley :)

[Xazor Elessar]

Hell will freeze over when Lilya learns how to speak some Elvish without the help of a website! ;) :lol :mneh @ you chick! ;)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Hell will freeze over when I actually start saying Eowyn instead of Xazor.

[Lilya Goldberry]

One day Xazzy ;) :mneh

hell will freeze over when Marcus sits in the sun with-out his cloak or his pipe.

[Xazor Elessar]

Hell will freeze over when Marcus somehow avoids a ring of smoke from encircling his head as he puffs on his pipe! ;)

[Sejah Haversh]

Hell will freeze over when Xazor takes out those clinky rings from her hair.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Hell will freeze over when the Cizerack stopping hitting on every male in sight....

o_O can't think of one for Sejah.....

[Sejah Haversh]

Hell will freeze over when Seer forgets how to say the letter 'J'.

[Xazor Elessar]

Hell will freeze over when Sejah stops having his weird spaz-seizures when people talk in his head.. ;)

[Sejah Haversh]

Hell will freeze over when Marcus stops liking kittens.

[Admiral Lebron]

Hell will freeze over when I stop making jew jokes...

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Hell will freeze over when Marcus stops using force frying pan and the like.

umm, can't think of one for Leb either....

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hell will freeze over when Nav no longer gets sick every 2 weeks. Hell had better hurry up and turn to ice.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Hell will freeze over when I stop buggin Wei on aim when Inu's not on. hehe.....

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

Hell will freeze over when I become a mod.
Hell will freeze over when peopel stop calling me Forda
Hell will freeze over when Cizzerack get the speech impediment fixed.

[Wei Wu Wei]

/how true. Hell will freeze over when Armail quits writing sadistic threads.

hell will freeze over when Fiend quits thinking screams are music and blood is paint.

hell will freeze over when Dios and Maia quit implying that they are gonna make whoopee at the end of alll their threads.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Hell will freeze over when any Cizerack respects magic boy......

*looks innocent* my thrrreads don't jimply that ejitherrr..... :angel >D

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

Originally posted by Wei Wu Wei
/hell will freeze over when Dios and Maia quit implying that they are gonna make whoopee at the end of alll their threads.
Thats the best one.

[Jared Mriad]

Hell will freeze when Jared can actually not eat your arm ^_^

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

once agajin, jI don't do that ejitherrrr rrreally....oh wajit we don't jimply...hehe, my bad......

Hell will freeze over when Jared finds arms as tasting bad....

[Lady Vader]

Hell will freeze over when LV stops liking cats...


(And this one's for Clanpages, cause right now, I am really REALLY PO by them...

Hell will freeze over when Clanpages doesn't have problems ever again.)

[Oishii Sakana]

Well now.

Hell will freeze over when the girl does not choose me over Yasashii.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hell freezes over when Marcus adopts a dog

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

hell will freeze over when helen doesn't scold us for calling on the naked ranger

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hell will freeze over when Dae does not mention the naked Ranger whenever she and Marcus are in a silly OOC thread.

[The Deliverator]

The best yet: Hell will freeze over when the Deliverator gets some orders.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hell froze over. The Deliverator got his first order. :lol

[Inu]

Hell will freeze over when Wei doesn't flop out on the floor.

[Zatania Duvall]

Hell will freeze over when I stop making new accounts.

[Severen Morkonis]

Hell will freeze over when Inu cuts that hair....

[Inu]

Hell will freeze over when Sieken correctly cites his pictures of K', who is from King of Fighters, not Street Fighter.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol hell will freeze over when Inu stops fighting forever.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Hell will freeze over when Inu stops trying to rough up the Preacha.

Hell will freeze over when Sally finally makes it into the Ladies Lounge.

[Silus Xilarian]

Hell will freeze over when Daiq finally gets a leesh on Vega....

[Sean Troy]

Hell will freeze over when the Van-Dervelds stop multplying (directed to a pregnant Daq)

Hell will freeze over when Inu stops looking like a girl...

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*bops Sean* oh, he does not....

Hell will freeze over when Sean admits he's a lamer....j/k....

[Morgan Evanar]

Hell will frezee over if someone figures one out for me.

(seriously, I could use some frost on the streets here in Miami)

[Silus Xilarian]

Hell will freeze over when Morg finds a song he likes more than 46 & 2?

bah....you win :mad

[Sean Troy]

Hell will freeze over by the time Sorreessa Tarrineezi finds out green hair aint' a fasion staitment these days...

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Hell will freeze over when Sean realizes he looks very ugly...
*checks out Sean's pic* eww.....

[Sean Troy]

Hell will freeze over when Sorreessa Tarrineezi realizes hes supposed to be ugly..and thatnot everyone in the universe looks like Dasquian Balargic

[Riley Chambers]

Originally posted by Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Hell will freeze over when Sean realizes he looks very ugly...
*checks out Sean's pic* eww.....

You're right. Bald men.... >.<

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Zatania Duvall
Hell will freeze over if anyone on this board actually has a human character that isn't good looking at all! :p

Well, with the creation of Sean, hell has frozen over! One for Morg?

Hell will freeze over when he stops proving why he got that custom title of his that says "Meanie-head".

[Nash Stolar]

Hell will freeze over when all of the sw.fans members get along. :D

[Sean Troy]

On a side note: Sean is supposed to be ugly..thats the whole point...that pic of a bald man comes from a PC Game called "Hitman"which is exsactly what Sean is....I also have Kelt who is less ugly but very hairy..lol

[Inu]

:lol Hell will freeze over when the forums get more characters as hairy as Kelt...j/k. Hell will freeze over when Kwiet Ideya speaks more than 5 words in a sentence.

[Dae Jinn]

We have Diego. He's damn hairy! :lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Hell will freeze over when Diego sticks to one character and never makes a new one.

[Kelt Simoson]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope im hairier me thinks.

[Inu]

I'm reminded of a story of a camping trip...but hell will freeze over before I post it here!

[Pilot Akito]

Hell will freeze over when people accutally like me....or when I get a girl friend, which ever comes first...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hell will freeze over if I have a bath

[AmazonBabe]

>_<

Hell will freeze over if I ever find out what that means.

[Diego Van Derveld]

Hell will freeze over when AB wears a fur coat :eek

[Kwiet Ideya]

It means Marcus is currently foul smelling and requires a good cleansing. Hell will freeze over if AB removes her randomsig in favor of the new one she's making everyone hunt for down at Arcan.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hell will freeze over if LD ever stops raising one eyebrow. Or if Arya stops. Or Gia. Or Serena. Or Sass..or Saa....

Hell with freeze over is Daani ever stops hopping. SO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, LET THE GIRL HOP! :mad

[imported_Jack]

Hell will freeze over over when LD has a bath to wipe off those Gothic marks on her face...:p

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

*hop

hop

hop

hop

hop

hop

hop*

:D

Hell wjill frrreeze overrr jif Sssanjisss hasss a good dajy.

[Sanis Prent]

Hell will freeze over if Sass ever understands the word 'no'.

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

Hell will freeze over if Sanis ever crashes the Layla. >D

[AmazonBabe]

Diego: Oops. I guess hell (http://www.casalecustomsbroker.com/lv/ABsig15.jpg) froze over then. :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hell will freeze over if I dotn watch LOTR : TTT on the opening day

[Shabu-Shabu]

Hell will freeze over if I ever go on an RPing killing spree and kill all my characters except one.

And Hell will freeze over if Marcus ever put on some clothes!

[Helenias Evenstar]

You have no idea how true that is right now

Hell would freeze over if I didnt appreciate that fact

[Xazor Elessar]

Hell would freeze over if Helenias would share her naked ranger with me....... :mischief

Hell would freeze over if Marcus actually allowed that! Hell would freeze over if Marcus learned how to block out all of those evil things I don't want to know...but find out anyway through our IC Life Bond. (ahem.....what a man and his wife do are for them to know alone!)

Hehehehehhe......... ;) ;) ;)

:mischief

[Kelt Simoson]

Hell would freeze over his Xazor....hab!...forget it :)

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol

Hell would freeze over if Kelt and Xaz ended up being together.... :mischief

That would never ever happen...... :lol Hehehehe...

[Kelt Simoson]

Hell would also freeze over if Kelt gave Xazor a 2nd look ever again :D

[Xazor Elessar]

:(

Hell would freeze over if Xazor ever concidered speaking to Kelt again!

Hmph! ;) Hehehehehe.....

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hell will freeze over when Marcus quits setting the bar a notch higher EVERY FRIKKIN TIME HE MAKES A SIG! :lol

[Severen Morkonis]

Hell would freeze over if Wei didnt fart 24/7,...and thats a fact

[Zeke]

Hell will freeze over.

[Pilot Akito]

Hell will freeze over when Kelt and Xazor make up....

[Riley Chambers]

Hell will freeze over when None is found. :p *is being lame...* >.<

[Xazor Elessar]

Guess hell will never freeze over, None.....hehehe. ;)

[Wei Wu Wei]

Who told you I fart 24/7? lol. Did Zeke tell you that? j/k.

[Dae Jinn]

Nah, we can smell you from here! :lol j/k

Hell will freeze over when I change my avatar ;)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Hrolthar Benatoer]

Hell will freeze over if pigs fl- *sees pigs flying*.....anyone got any dry ice?

[Sejah Haversh]

Hell will freeze over when Hrolthar asks somebody to toss him.

[Hrolthar Benatoer]

Just you try it mate...

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*tosses dwarf around again*

Hell will freeze over if Sejah ever stops drawing mongooses.

[Sejah Haversh]

If that's true, it's gonna be roasty toasty for a while.

Hell will freeze over when Cirrsseeto doesn't need to stand on a chair to raise his IQ.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol Hell will freeze over if upon seeing anything Cirrsseeto doesn't think ::Can I eat that?::

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hell wiill freeze over when Helenias doesnt rip someone's arms off.

[Xazor Elessar]

Hell will freeze over when Marcus approves of Helenias ripping people's arms off. ;) :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Who said I didnt already? Hours of fun watching the Lady beat someone to death with their own leg :D

[Severen Morkonis]

Weired family there....O_o

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Thats a leg, not an arm, sorry, thanks for playing. *pushed the button on Marcus' seat that tips him back into the pit of firey torment* >D

Hell will freeze over when De'Ville actually wears what her piccies show her as wearing....

[Admiral Lebron]

Hell will freeze over if people used rational thought.

[Severen Morkonis]

Bah!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Hell will freeze over when Leb doesn't insult someone....j/k....

[imported_Firebird1]

Hell will freeze over when I finally start RPing again....


Or

Hell will freeze over when we all have 1 RP that we aren't arguing about.

[Severen Morkonis]

Hell will freeze over if Firebird ever changed his avatar.

[Gitane Blesse]

Nope... It's frozen, then. It's a different avvie at Meras. ^_^;

Hell will freeze over when Morri loves a non-Van-Derveld. >.>;;

[Elena Van Derveld]

Hell will freeze over when Diego doesn't shudder at the word 'bath'.

Hell will freeze over when the names Dawnstrider and Van-Derveld dissapear from the universe.

[Gitane Blesse]

Hell will freeze over when the name "Marzullo" is one of respect and honor.

(I feel unclean just saying it..)

[Kirrto McKavity]

Marzullo?

[Riley Chambers]

Marzullo is an RPG sith family that was banned from here a long time ago. I'm a Marzullo, but on another board. I'd say hell froze over because I haven't done anything to tick anyone off here.

[Kirrto McKavity]

banned? for?
sorry, im an irritating noobie, arent i?

[Riley Chambers]

I dunno why they were banned here. Maybe it was just my bf Itala that got banned. But I understand why he gets banned from places. He has different views than others, doesn't really get along with others, and has a big ego.

Anyways!

Hell will freeze over when you're irritating. :p A few questions don't annoy me. LOL I'm usually very patient.

[Admiral Lebron]

I was a Marzullo. No shame in it.

[Sanis Prent]

I was one as well :x

[Admiral Lebron]

I left at Italas request because I was do evil for him.

[Riley Chambers]

I think a lot of people have been a Marzullo from one point or another. I've been around for a year and a half so far.

[Kirrto McKavity]

heh

[Riley Chambers]

Not to sound like a pushy person of authority(which I most certainly am not LOL), but I don't want to be the reason this thread got hijacked! So back on track please? lmao Back to throwing snowballs with Lucifer 'n stuff.

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

I was an honorary Marzullo.
I'm not sure, but I think Itala was the leader of the original Sith Council, but he was an idiot and ripped it apart, and thats why the Sith tend to not give idiots another chance.
I apologise to Sith who believe in second chance for this rant.
I MADE A NEW CHARACTER TO BECOME A PRODUCTIVE PART OF THE EMPIRE, AND THEY DENY ME THAT CHANCE BECAUSE OF PAST ACTIONS WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER!!!!
:verymad :verymad :verymad :verymad :verymad
There, I feel much better.
And, back on topic, Hell will freeze over when I stop despising Sith as much as they despise me, and vise versa.

[Riley Chambers]

but I think Itala was the leader of the original Sith Council, but he was an idiot and ripped it apart,

He's not an idiot. I think the reason he trashed that was cuz it was dying anyways. Something along those lines, or maybe he thought the RPers were bad(I'm not saying they were, I just know how he thinks).

Being mean and all around a jack *** doesn't make an idiot. Low IQ with spelling and what not does. And believe me, he's no idiot for someone who's first language isn't English.

[Kirrto McKavity]

k. sure.

[starts snowballing people at random]

[Azure Regalia]

>_<

Hell will freeze over if this thread doesn't get hijacked again.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hell will freeze over if...my car suddenly runs fine!

[Riley Chambers]

Hell will freeze over if my brother actually comes home with the car before the movie we wanna go to starts. *sigh* I'll kill him.

[Severen Morkonis]

Hell will freeze over if i feel better again :(

[DarthDarkCloak]

Hell will freeze over if, an epic RP idea actually gets rolling.........

Hell will freeze over if, the sith stop falling in love.......

[Riley Chambers]

Hell didn't freeze over. *isn't going to the movies tonight and her brother is going to DIE* Because I'll kill him.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh, the stories I could tell of Itala.... :x

Hell would freeze over if he was ever unbanned

Hell would also freeze over if my brother doesnt destroy many flags at today's motorkhana... which reminds me.... * Gets the hell outta here *

[Lilya Goldberry]

the who?

Hell will freeze over when i tire of seeing marcus' hot Viggo avatar ;)

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

Hell will freeze over if I take my foot out of my mouth RL.:cry

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Hell will freeze over if I ever stop having fun in rping Cizerack.....

[imported_Firebird1]

Yess Hell will freeze over if I change my Avitar...

[Admiral Lebron]

Hell will definatly freeze over when I become nice.

[Riley Chambers]

Hell will freeze over when I don't take my bad moods out on others unintentionally.

[Silus Xilarian]

hell will freeze over when Silus dresses up like a woman, just to get into the Ladies Lounge....

:rolleyes

[Taylor Millard]

hell will freeze over if Silus stops telling untruths about Millard.

Hell will freeze over if Millard ever learns to 'loosen up'

[Vampyre Dalamar]

Well, well here I sit in a cold corner of hell. Thanks a lot guys.
Hell will freeze over when Dalamar doesn't need blood.
Hell heart will freeze over when Marcus likes Vampyre's. :rollin

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hell will freeze over when Wei actually figures out what is going on before it is too late.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hell will freeze over when...

*freezes* :eek

[Admiral Lebron]

Hell will freeze over when I shut my mouth. (Gossiping wise)

[Jared Mriad]

Hell will freeze over when you actually dont click on this (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?jaredmriad)


:lol :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

HELL FROZE! :D

[Admiral Lebron]

Twice. :D

[imported_Firebird1]

Right, don't make me make hell really freeze over...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Froze over again!!

[Kirrto McKavity]

aaaand again.

hell will freeze over when Marcus quits RPing and throws his cats out on the streets.

hell will definitely freeze over when Kirrto ditches his speederboard, and Dante stops liking flame.

[Lord Gue]

Hell will freeze over if Gue stops breeding

[Silus Xilarian]

*pulls out a Disruptor Rifle*

Theres a cold front movin in >D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Riley Chambers]

Originally posted by Lord Gue
Hell will freeze over if Gue stops breeding

I can arrange that. *gets hedgeclippers*

[Reason]

Hell will freeze over if Reason says "Glock glock" before firing its many guns.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Originally posted by Riley Chambers
I can arrange that. *gets hedgeclippers*

:lol

[imported_Firebird1]

Hell will freeze over when Gue leaves this thread and doesn't get hurt...

[James Prent]

Hell will freeze over if my headache goes away. *runs to fight it with Tylenol*

[Taylor Millard]

Hell will freeze over if Taylor's back ever stops hurting.

[Severen Morkonis]

Hell will freeze over if Sieken ever turns into a werewolf again...

[Leeloo Mina]

Hell will freeze over if I read the other pages of this thread ^_^;

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hijacks are created in nuance.

Hell will freeze over if Leeloo ever hijacks this thread within her next 2 posts.

What am I saying?

Hell will freeze over if Leeloo never hijacks an OOC thread ever again.

[Leeloo Mina]

Hell will freeze over is Wei ever proves that is a glare on his glasses. :p

[Salemn Lysce]

1.) Hell will freeze over if Charley stops like his football.
2.) Hell will freeze over when Silus finally rejects his alter-ego, Sally
3.) Hell will freeze over when Leeloo chooses a cow over a chicken
4.) Hell will freeze over if Marcus stops flirting
5.) Hell will freeze over if Jared tries to grab Cherice's jaw again

:angel

[Kirrto McKavity]

hell will freeze over if you dont LOVE this link

http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?1534813583

[Sene Unty]

Hell will freeze over when I grow up.

[Leeloo Mina]

Hell will freeze over when someone else besides nup drinks my blood... I'm a vampire already!! :p

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Marilyn Bellucci]

Hell will freeze over when Marcus retires the Force Frying Pan

Hell will freeze over when I have a character that's fully clothed. ^_^;

[Sene Unty]

Hell will Freeze over when I tear my eyes from that Avatar....

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

Hell will freeze over when that guy blade ICe gets a life and relizes he ain't God.

[Aevenon Cloak]

Hell will freeze over when I have a character that's fully clothed.

Thank GOD.


Hell will freeze over when that guy blade ICe gets a life and relizes he ain't God.

Hell will freeze over when Blade is better/stronger than Vega :p

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

hell will freeze over when we don't laugh at these.

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

Hell will freeze over when Blade is better/stronger than Vega :p

Hell will soon freeze over then I garentee it. :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

peh......

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hell will freeze over when they turn off the filters for a day so we can all vent without having to think up euphamisms.

[Gitane Blesse]

Hell will freeze over when I stop enjoying the non-censorness of Meras. :D

[Leeloo Mina]

I agree :D

Hell will freeze over when I chose something other than Bawls(the drink, STUPID) over Dr Pepper :crack

The taste of originality! Be you! Do what you you! ^_^

:D

[Sith Ahnk]

Hell will freeze over if Leeloo wears clothes that cover over 50% of her body.

[Kirrto McKavity]

hell will freeze when the filters allow people to say "-DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR-" without being censored.

[Lion El' Jonson]

And, just to give this thread a kick:

Hell will freeze over when Gue is unbanned...guess hell will always be hot...:lol

[Robi]

Hell will freeze over if Gouyen is refered to as anything other than "obsidian eyed."

Hell will freeze over when Mori Blades stops smoking.

[Ansatsu]

Hell will freeze over if one of these three happen:

I get liked IC.
I get liked OOC.
Or I find a woman before I am frickin forty!

LOL!!!!!

Besides that,

Hell will freeze over if Valiron or all his characters stop talking about hell. Jeez, get over it. Yes we all know its a fiery abyss. Whoopdeedo!

[Lion El' Jonson]

Yup...Ansatsu...you're definitely gonna croak...:lol

Hell will freeze over when Ansatsu realizes he looks like he's wearing a Virtual Boy and removes that damn red scarf!

[Evil Hobgoblin]

The irony of this thread is that hell has always been frozen over. :)

[Michael Cline]

Hell will freeze over if I can RP for more than three months without vanishing.

[Tomak Ohara]

Hell will freeze over when Lion quits using that huge guy for an av.

Come on Lion we all know your really short and scared.:lol

[Lion El' Jonson]

Hush, you...and that huge guy is also Dark Lord Dyzm's avatar, and I can't get rid of it!!! :cry

[Aeris Thriner]

*pats Lion's back* Poor guy. Your mean Tomak!!! Leave him alone!j/k

[Sean Piett]

Hell will freeze over when I sleep without a goatse man nightmare.