Need food?

[The Deliverator]

Blasterfire Pizza Inc. guarantees prompt delivery and hot pizza in thirty minutes or less. We deliver to any thread, on any planet, in any forum, except the ones that require special permission to access. Just PM me with the forum and thread names, the size and kind of pizza, and who's paying for it. I'll deliver! Enjoy your pizza!

[Ninjai]

No Daniel san, Ninja Burger is the way to go...

[The Deliverator]

But does Ninja Burger have every topping pizza's ever known in every conceivable form and combination? It stands no chance.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Pizza gives me wind

[Ninjai]

No, but does Blasterfire Pizza have every form of hamburger ever made? It stands no chance

[The Deliverator]

What do you think we put on the sausage pizzas? Tofu? Yes, we have all forms of hamburger. Bigger question: Did I come here to argue with a ninja? No. I came to advertise for thread ideas. So go RP an order or something. Sheesh.

[Zatania Duvall]

EEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ninjai! *huggles the little dude*

[Sejah Haversh]

Hmph, but you don't have Nehi.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you got hot wings?






... I likes hotwings

[The Deliverator]

We have hotwings. Mild, Hot, Blasterfire. Take your pick, though no one's been able to eat more than one at Blasterfire level!

[Zatania Duvall]

..... Now I'm hungry. >.< *goes out to kitchen to make pizza* Deep dish digiorno's. It's not delivery... it's Digiorno... Or however thats spelled. *could have very well said it's "french"* :p

[The Deliverator]

We blow DiGiorno off the face of the planet! Nothing beats Blasterfire Pizza Inc.!

[Diego Van Derveld]

How quickly do you deliver? I do enjoy fast food

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[The Deliverator]

30 minutes or less, fastest time was 10: 58.

[Diego Van Derveld]

Good to hear >D

[The Deliverator]

Another satisfied customer! And while I'm replying, check the sig! Speical thanks to LD for makin' it!

[Diego Van Derveld]

Looks good enough to eat...

So you say if my delivery takes longer than 30 minutes then its free?

I like the sound of that. So how much would you say you're worth, delivery boy?

[The Deliverator]

Me? I'm priceless! No value describes my worth!

[Bette Davis]

I hope your bike goes faster than a Lupine can run. ^_^;

[Ninjai]

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Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit Seppuku!
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[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by Ninjai
Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit Seppuku!


OMG.....I was totally going for the pizza dude....not now the ninja's winning me over!!!!

SEP-PU-KU!!!!! SEP-PU-KU!!!!!!!!!

[Zeke]

But you see, the Ninja cannot deliver if his entrails are hanging from his body. I'd stick with the pizza.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ninja Entrail Pizza?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:) forrda pjizza, jyummjy..... :cat

[The Deliverator]

We have both! Not that anyone's ever ordered either one...and for our cizerack friend, Sajoi pizza! Can't top that!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol cool.....

[Zatania Duvall]

I bet the ninja is using the little bird as meat. (anyone who has seen the Ninjai animation would understand the joke here :p)

[Abel Kannan]

Welcome to Angel Burger! Anything else tastes like hell.

[The Deliverator]

Burgers? To hell with burgers! Pizza's the way to go! And I promise that nothing born of heaven, hell, or oriental assassins delivers as fast as me!

[Wei Wu Wei]

Well could you deliver to a small 2 wheeled cart that is being pulled by a lone draft animal?

[The Deliverator]

Hell yes! Didn't you read the first post? We deliver to any location, so long as its in a forum I can access!

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Unless you can deliver to the Mod/Admin forum, I'm not impressed :mneh

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

jIf jyou deljiverrr <a href=http://www.swforums.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&forumid=86>herrre</a>, jI'll be jimprrressssssed :cat

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[The Deliverator]

The Mod/Admin forum? All I need is access to it, but I don't see that happening, so the Mods and Admins will have to do without pizza, I guess. And I'll deliver to anywhere in the Pride, even the Holding pen!

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Suicidal pizza boy :)

[The Deliverator]

The pie in 30 minutes or less or else you can shoot me, take my bike, file a class-action suit. And even if you don't do any of that, the boss'll have my hide anyways.

[Zatania Duvall]

Sounds like fun. I just might make things harder for you to deliver on time. >D >D >D

[The Deliverator]

Then go post to "Kamikaze Delivery Boy"! Sheesh.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol poorrr forrda......

[The Deliverator]

Poor forrda is right! But I wouldn't have it any other way!

[Riley Chambers]

I'll post *is Zatania* but under this nick. The character Zatania is kinda on hault for any RPs taking place after the one I have going. O.o

But this character will be good with preventing you from delivering the pizza. She'll try stealing it. :D:D:D

[The Deliverator]

You can try your darndest, but no one can match the Deliverator!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*steals a pizza* :angel

[The Deliverator]

That's cool. Millard paid for 'em already. Have at 'em.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

cool *steals more* >D

[Zatania Duvall]

LMAO *steals some too*

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*steals a few more since the character is eating for two now*

[Inu]

::takes a few boxes on the Training Mission::

[The Deliverator]

Looks like I'm in high demand.

[Ninjai]

I'd never hurt my little friend

-reply to heaz-

[Zatania Duvall]

Even after he made ya get caught and sink faster? :p

O.o And do I know you? lol

[The Deliverator]

SPOILERS! AAAHHH!

[Zatania Duvall]

:p LOL You haven't watched 'em all?

[The Deliverator]

No time to watch 'em all. I'll watch one every night if I can.

[Ninjai]

I talked, it was my fualt
He tried to help
No

[Zatania Duvall]

Then how did ya know I'm Heaz? I thought not too many people around here knew I was Heaz unless they knew me a little. :p

[Ninjai]

All one has to do is pay attention

[Leeloo Mina]

I'd like a large mushroom pizza. light sauce, thin crust.. and could you deliver it to Springfield, MO?

I don't care which of you get it here.. I'm hungry :cry

[Inu]

Is Springfield MO a forum or thread? No. Neither of them can deliver. STARVE, FOOL! ::evil laugh::

[Leeloo Mina]

I'm so hungry, I'd start a thread :lol

[The Deliverator]

Go for it! PM me with the following info and I'll deliver!
I need to know:
Name of forum
Name of thread
Kind of pizza and size of pizza
Who's ordering it.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I prefer a decent Sate

[The Deliverator]

To each his own.

[Leeloo Mina]

A sate?

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

You can't deliver to the Temple of Light, at least not in 30 minutes or less.
And, I have a recommendation.
Make a specilty Pizza with all toppings that Cizzerack would love, and call it the Ron.

[The Deliverator]

Temple of Light? Whatever.

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

So deep in Corruscant, not a single soul other than myself ever goes there.
Were're talking a CAVE on the actual TERRA FIRMA!
Oh well, I can make hotter hotwings and better pizza.

[Sanis Prent]

Ok, stop the presses....

No. Bad Dalarsco. Bad.

:headbash

You are claiming to be the inhabitant of some lightside mecca that is beyond the Jedi Order temple? Um. No.

[The Deliverator]

Sure ya can. Stupid drunks, always ordering from fake addresses...

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

Not soem ancient mecca, and not even jedi.
Same side of the force though.
Realy long story, not for this thread.
Suffice to say that there was something around long before the old republic was even thought of.

[Marcus Telcontar]

WTF?

[Sanis Prent]

I echo Marcus's sentiments. That is definitely WTF-worthy

[Morgan Evanar]

Not soem ancient mecca, and not even jedi.
Same side of the force though.
Realy long story, not for this thread.
Suffice to say that there was something around long before the old republic was even thought of.


Yeah... I guess the CIA is selling drugs on the streets again.

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Spits coffee in keyboard ::

you bastage. You owe me a new keyboard for making me laugh while consuming liquids.

[The Deliverator]

Coffee? No coffee, but if you order 2 large pizzas you get a 2 liter soda for a credit!

[Zatania Duvall]

All kinds of toppings and no coffee. What kind of shop are you running?! :p

[Leeloo Mina]

Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
Yeah... I guess the CIA is selling drugs on the streets again.

:lol:lol:lol!!!!


Originally posted by Marcus Q'Dunn
:: Spits coffee in keyboard ::

you bastage. You owe me a new keyboard for making me laugh while consuming liquids.

Yeah me too.. only it wasn't coffee, it was Dr Pepper.. at least most of it hit the desk behind the keyboard.

[The Deliverator]

Come on guys, I'm serious! Order a pizza! What can it hurt?

[Sanis Prent]

Here, have a free pizza.

WOOHOO!

The pizza is cursed.

Doh!

But...you get your choice of free toppings!

WOOHOO!

The toppings are also cursed.

Doh!

[The Deliverator]

:lol Not quite.

[Leeloo Mina]

YEAH SURE!! you say that now.. :p

[The Deliverator]

Place an order and find out the truth!

[Leeloo Mina]

You wont deliver it here.. :p

[The Deliverator]

I'll deliver to this thread! Try me!

[Teenage Mutant Ninja Ewoks]

PIZZA!!! WE WANT PIZZA!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

SEND US PIZZA NOW!

[The Deliverator]

PM the order! Name the thread, forum, size and kind of pizza, and I'll deliver!

[Sejah Haversh]

Add pizza to the list of stuff spit on keyboards at that joke, Morg.

Nice, tasty store-bought FROZEN pizza....

[The Deliverator]

Hey, we deliver that too.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hey Deliverator, there is a guy called Dex who wants you to deliver his pizzas.

[Leeloo Mina]

Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
Add pizza to the list of stuff spit on keyboards at that joke, Morg.

Nice, tasty store-bought FROZEN pizza....

Pizza
Dr Pepper
Coffee

Thanks for the laugh morg ^_^

[The Deliverator]

I'm there, Marcus. The Deliverator now delivers for Dex and Blasterfire. Both pizzas reach you in 30 minutes or less!

[Katina Van-Derveld]

Do you think you could deliver a pizza over to Alabama? I'm really hungry right now. :(

[The Deliverator]

Nope, but I can deliver to anywhere in Meras or SWFans.

[Katina Van-Derveld]

Well that's not very helpful! :mneh

[The Deliverator]

It's also not a RL pizza delivery service, either.

[Sanis Prent]

WTF? Alabama? Where?

[Katina Van-Derveld]

Lineville. Why? You from around here?

[Sanis Prent]

Uh...Lineville Clay County??? Small world, most of my relatives live down there. I'm originally from B'ham, but I'm in Tuscaloosa now.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

What a small world it is.

[Katina Van-Derveld]

:smokin

Maybe I should try to drop in on you sometime.

[Sanis Prent]

Well I usually make my way to Lineville every other month, so maybe I'll let you know next time I'm in.

[Silus Xilarian]

*nudges Charley and whispers* theres FOUR of us now....

*insane giggles*

[Diego Van Derveld]

Sweet :) We've got an Alabama crew :)

Lets recruit even more :D

[Silus Xilarian]

YUS!!!!!!

*forces random Alabamians to begin RPing at fans* :D

[Leeloo Mina]

*packs up and plans to go live right outside Charley's house*


>D

*screams of "CHICKA CHICKA!!!!" will keep him awake all the time*

[imported_Firebird1]

What?

Hay Pizza Guy, I'd be careful around Ninjas, they flip out and kill people...

[Katina Van-Derveld]

:lol

You people are crazy. :)

[Azhure Darkstone]

I don't like the pizza base. Could I please have the toppings off the hawaiin pizza and not the base. Also I want the garlic bread without the garlic paste and a coke.

I pay in credits. :p

[Leeloo Mina]

Originally posted by Katina Van-Derveld
:lol

You people are crazy. :)

No we're not...



CLEAR!!! *shocks her*

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[The Deliverator]

Hay Pizza Guy, I'd be careful around Ninjas, they flip out and kill people...

They're not quite fast enough to catch me, so no worries there.


I don't like the pizza base. Could I please have the toppings off the hawaiin pizza and not the base. Also I want the garlic bread without the garlic paste and a coke.

I pay in credits.

Topping alone? You got it. Will that be enough topping to cover a large, medium, or small pizza?