Whee ! (666)

[Salemn Lysce]

Okay, so it's probably stupid of me to post this. But .. I got 666 posts. Not like any of you care, of course, but it's a great hijack thread. :rollin

[Jade Terra]

THE DEVIL!

*points*

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

EVVIIIIIIIL

[Zeke]

Get the Preacha!

[Leeloo Mina]

*rolls around on the floor* :rollin

[Jibrielle Abunai]

-- Sticks pins in Leeloo's eyes -- :crack

[Leeloo Mina]

YouR HaiR Is FROZEN

[Jibrielle Abunai]

No, it's just blue. :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

o_O

[Leeloo Mina]

IT'S FROZEN BLUE!

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Its a new GEL? Where did you buy that!?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

ebil.....>D

[Jibrielle Abunai]

What do you know, Leeloo ? You've got pins in your eyes ! PINS IN YOUR EYES ! Which means your sight is disorientated !

Go eat a chicken or something.

[Leeloo Mina]

FROZEN BLUE!!!!

[Salemn Lysce]

-- Shoves a piece of chicken into Leeloo's mouth to shut her up -- :rolleyes

[Oriadin]

You could shove 10 WHOLE chickens in Leeloos mouth and I dont think it would shut her up! :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

That would be somethign to see.

With or without feathers?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol!

*eats chicken*

It's frozen.. like a penquin in ice!

http://www.swforums.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=405370

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

X_x

[Alpha]

:lol

This thread started out odd and is just going uphill from there...:D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Uphill?

[Jared Mriad]

Aka: It's gotten odder and odder and odderer!

*Huzzahs for Salemn*

[Marcus Telcontar]

That's uphill???

[Xazor Elessar]

*pokes Salemn with a stick*

She is of the devil!!!!!! :lol :mneh

[Marcus Telcontar]

:Poke

[Kelt Simoson]

O_o

[Alpha]

Yes, that constitues as uphil. If it was going downhill it would be getting more normal. :)

[Sene Unty]

No I think uphill would constitute normality...while downhill would be flowing into the River of Oddity.......of which Leeloo is the master! :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:Poke

[Alpha]

No! To normal people the stranger it gets, the more downhill it goes. But to us, since downhill is normal, and normal is bad, it goes uphill, where the strangeness lies.:D :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

o_O riiiiiiight :lol

[Dae Jinn]

I think Alpha need to go back to his nice padded room ;)

:Pokes everyone and runs.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*gets poked* meouch! :Poke more ppl

[Dae Jinn]

lmao

[Alpha]

Dae~I'm in there right now...but I'm also typing on a computer. :) Amazing how I can be in two places at once, huh? :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

he's ebil...*gathers the witch hunt*

[Alpha]

I assume you're talking about me? :)

[Dae Jinn]

But don't you have a twin? that makes you the....EBIL TWIN!!!! :lol

[Hunk]

No, his scar is on the left, which makes him the right twin. The left twin is always the evil one.

:Poke 's Dae

[Lilya Goldberry]

*:cries even though she's in a different account*

No poking me! :mneh

:Pokes Hunk

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Alpha]

Dae~Of course I'm evil!!! :) :D :lol

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

[Sene Unty]

Nah your not that evil...and what is evil really....is it just the ability to stretch the goodness of yourself into something different....then wouldn't it just be an extension of good in a way.......really people, who decides what is evil.....how can one know evil if all they have ever been is good, and one cannot be good and turn evil...you must always be evil.....

[Alpha]

Then what the frell am I?!

*thinks back to his switching sides*

[Dae Jinn]

You're in betweeny? O_o

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Alpha]

Probably. :lol

[Salemn Lysce]

Oh, spirited. Oh good, oh very good. Oh I'll enjoy making you bleed and I'll enjoy making you endure it.

- "Pin Head," from Hellraiser

:)

- Realizes she's in her Jedi account -- ... -- Scratches back of neck -- ... -- Looks around -- .... -- Starts to creep towards the exit door --

[Alpha]

Don' worry Salemn. :) Happens to all of us. :D

[Dae Jinn]

I always knew she was evil...the quiet ones always are....;)

kidding!!! :lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Alpha]

:lol

[Kirrto McKavity]

:D

[Jibrielle Abunai]

If that's true, then I guess Leeloo must be the most nicest person ever. O_o

Now, we ALL know know that can't be true. :lol So I guess Dea's wrong.

[Alpha]

:lol

[Sene Unty]

I am a quiet person right?!?!?!?! RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!? ANSWER ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Alpha]

*crickets* :D

[Sene Unty]

*Cries*

Alpha you are so mean to me!!!!





:D

[Alpha]

:lol

Funny, not many other people think so. :D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Salemn Lysce]

-- Stabs Sene --

:rolleyes

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Alpha]

:lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*watches Salem warily* O_o o_O :lol

[Sene Unty]

Why the hell was I stabbed?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY ME!! DO I LOOK LIKE A GOOD STABBING POST OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Alpha]

Welll....:)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

um, yeah, well....

[Alpha]

You wanna answer it? :)

[Salemn Lysce]

More like a SCRATCHING POST !!

DUN DUN DUN !!!!!!!

>D

[Alpha]

But...you stabbed him...Stabbing don't = scratching...

[Dae Jinn]

she mean la ciz would scratch him....

*rolls Sene up in a carpet and throws him off a bridge*

[Salemn Lysce]

She's right, Alpha. :mneh

But, we all know that you'd like to join the fun, eh ? -- Puts on brass knuckles -- I hope this substitutes for claws. :D

[Leeloo Mina]

IRL I'm kind of quiet.. unless I'm around people I know pretty well.. then SOMETIMES I can get crazy.. If you knew me/met me irl.. I'm actually pretty normal.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*scratches the hell outta Sene* meowr!

[Alpha]

Do I sense a cat fight? :) :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

nah, just killing for now....;)

[Sene Unty]

Wait a second, I leave for a minute and come back to find I have not only been stabbed but rolled in a carpet, thrown off a bridge and scratched?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

You guys are EVIL!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

And I won't get into a cat fight with Seer......she's dangerous!!!!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

that jI am.... >D

[Sene Unty]

Your not Seer, your Sorr......I ain't scared of you!!! :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

both are me so you still should be....

[Sene Unty]

*hides*

Don't hurt me!!!!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Alpha]

:lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

wussy..... >D

[Alpha]

Ah, don't be TOO hard on him...:D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

meh, wussy is not much of an insult......

[Sene Unty]

:( it is when you have been called one all your life.......




























Which I haven't >D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Mutant Cockroach]

"Alright, put up yer dukes and git at 'em! Don't ya show any fear in da face of danger, or de'd keeell ya, chump."

I crawled up on the ground behind Sene, dragging a white towel.

"You hear meh, boy? Good! Now, don't pay any attention to those huge, sharp claws and razor teeth. I'm a roach and they're my natural enemy, but you don't see me cowering in da face o' danger!"

It was now that I struggled to try and lift the towel over my head for him to wipe the sweat off of his brow and then kick some furball's butt.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*growls* oh shush you......

[Sene Unty]

*Hates Cockroaches so runs back into closet and cowers in fear*

I would rather be mauled to death by twenty Seer's then touch a roach!!!! :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Alpha]

Wow...that's pretty bad...:D

[Sene Unty]

What having twenty Seer's or being mauled? :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Alpha]

:lol

[Chance]

:lol!

[Alpha]

:lol!!!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

Wow, a laughing war..

[Alpha]

:lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, a laughing war...

[Leeloo Mina]

I lose.

[Salemn Lysce]

:cry

There, I break the pattern. >=D

[Leeloo Mina]

I will rip out your heart.

[Alpha]

:lol


Sorry, I like that smiley...:D

[Leeloo Mina]

:Poke

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

my fav is to use this one...o_O tis funny and cute......

[Leeloo Mina]

I like that one too.. and I like some of the Meras smileys, like the dancing elephant.. but they're not here :cry

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:cry too

[Salemn Lysce]

LEELOO IS A MIDGET

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Alpha]

:lol That came out of nowhere...:D

[Leeloo Mina]

.......WTF o_O


I'm not THAT short.

[Alpha]

Just how short are you? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

:huh

[Leeloo Mina]

I don't know.. think I'm like 5'8 or something... But I'm still growing!!! :\

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Plants Leeloo in a tub of Gro-fast ::

[Leeloo Mina]

*grows to be 50 feet*

ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN!!!!!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol 5'8 isn't short, hell I'm only half an inch taller....

[Alpha]

I'm not even that tall yet...:( Only 5'6" or so...

[Leeloo Mina]

HA HA HA!!!!

I mean, that's okay, you'll grow. :)

I think I might be getting closer to 5'9.. my mom's 5'9 and I'm almost as tall as her.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

at 21, I'm gonna stay this height since that's pretty much done growing for females.....

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*edits* oppsy....

[Alpha]

Don'tcha hate those double posts? :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

yep...hate it when I'm logged in with the wrong name too....:mad

[Leeloo Mina]

It's worse if you don't notice that you posted twice ^_^;

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

yep.... :lol

[Sene Unty]

I'm 6 foot.......I am taller than you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

[Leeloo Mina]

Yeah well..

...:cry

Mommy!

[Sene Unty]

*Towers over the midget Leeloo*

Its okay little one.....I will not step on you!

[Leeloo Mina]

I'm not THAT little :(

[Sene Unty]

Jez you are but its okay.....little people dont scare me....too much

[Leeloo Mina]

>D

[Sene Unty]

Ahhhhhhhhh! Dont scare me like that Leeloo.....its not Halloween anymore you know!

[Leeloo Mina]

<img src=http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/images/smilies/grin.gif width=400 height=400>

[Sene Unty]

Take the mask off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

It's not a mask, I really am that ugly ^_^;

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

o_O :lol

[Alpha]

Little people are dangerous...They bite the kneecaps...

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

;)

[Alpha]

:D

[Dae Jinn]

Just ask Zasz to squish Sene, cos Zasz is a giant! 6'5"!!! :D

*loves tall men* Yum yum.

[Salemn Lysce]

Alright, it's 4:05 in the morning and I'm sitting here with a mug of hot coffee. My laptop is sitting on my lap, all nice and warm, and I'm scrolling down the screen when suddenly I get this HUGE BLUE THING !!! x.x;;

Thanks for putting that maximized, blue evil face up, Leeloo. Thanks.

Oh, and I'm shorter than all of you ... So ... Elevators smell different to midgets. :)

[Leeloo Mina]

<img src=http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif width=400 height=400>

[Dae Jinn]

hehehe.

How short are you, Salem? I'm only 5'3" :(

[Sene Unty]

jeez. is everyone a midget around here?!?!?!?!

[Dae Jinn]

*kicks sene in the shins* Hush you!!!! :mneh

[Crystal]

Nope..I'm a midget in training :)

*gives Dae a big brick to throw at Sene* :crack

[Dae Jinn]

*tackles Sene and hits him with the brick* :mneh :lol

[Leeloo Mina]

Good job! :D

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

[Sene Unty]

Owww. That hurt.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

It was a well deserved brick!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Salemn Lysce]

>_< Curse you with infinite curses, Leeloo !

And I'm only 5'0, might be 5'1 within another month or so. ^^;;

[Leeloo Mina]

curse you with unlimited chickens!! You can bite people's knee caps!!

:angel

[Alpha]

Salemn~ :D Even I'm taler then you! :D :)

[Salemn Lysce]

:( I'm the smallest person on the boards.

-- Bashes Leeloo with a cow -- Heffer ! :)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Alpha]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



My friend wants to go to the build a bear workshop and make a cow that says "**** you!" and wears a kung-fu outfit.

:D

[Alpha]

:lol

That would be awsome! :D

[Sene Unty]

no it wouldn't....think about it for a sec.....that's scary

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

I think I'll buy him one for christmas.. but I dunno if they'd LET me record "**** you!" with kids around :uhoh

[Alpha]

Get mne one too! :) :D

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol But.. but.. it would be weird to buy a present for a guy that looks like my ex boyfriend from like two or three years ago :lol

[Sene Unty]

........errrrrr..........i am so lost.

[Alpha]

Yeah, that would be wierd...:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

Well.. you seem a bit crazier and a little nicer than him.. so.. :)

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

<FONT style="FILTER: FlipV; VERTICAL-ALIGN: top; HEIGHT: 20pt">Everybody was kung fu fighting!*</FONT>




*copied from Nup's "hey there" thread

[Judas Escariot]

Huh?!

[Sene Unty]

hey there?????

[Leeloo Mina]

The upside down thread in OOC?

[Alpha]

Uh...

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

tired to read that but it bugged me too much....

[Alpha]

The second page is normal....

[Judas Escariot]

And your point is Leeloo?

[Alpha]

Why do we need a point?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

"Yeah!"- crowd

:crack

[Alpha]

:D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Point? Where we are posting, we dont need a point :D

[Lion El' Jonson]

Since when did anything here really need a point?!?!?!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Good point

[Lion El' Jonson]

I always come up with them...:D

[Judas Escariot]

:lol

[Alpha]

though mostly they're at the top of your head...:D :) ;) j/k

[Lion El' Jonson]

True...I kind of have to stick my hand through my ear to pull the good ones out...and sometimes my arm gets stuck, :lol......

[Alpha]

:lol!

[Lion El' Jonson]

Gah...don't you hate those posts where you almost fit everything onto one line, but not quite, and it ends up looking really ugly?

[Alpha]

Not really...

[Lion El' Jonson]

Never thought about, eh? That's why I'm the brains of this operation, see?

...Marcus better not catch me saying that, or I'm in for a force wedgie...:lol

[Alpha]

At the very least...:lol

[Lion El' Jonson]

Force Frying Pan...Force Wedgie...Force Enema...the list goes on..and on...and on...and on...and on...:lol

[Sene Unty]

ehhhhh a force enema would be different to say the least

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol you don't want that trust me but that one is a LL attack not Marcus'

[Zeke]

I want to see everyone with a FORCE attack duel. Just to see who would win.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

would be fun.....there'd be bashed in heads and waffle iron burn marks galore.....

[Lion El' Jonson]

...Marcus would just gas the place..:lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

nah, that's what matches are for.....

[Alpha]

And my rafters would kick some serious <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>. :D

[Pilot Akito]

GRAVITY BLAST CANNON!!!!

[Kwiet Ideya]

NADESICO! :D That rocks the house.

[Lion El' Jonson]

Lion would be killed in the first round, since it seems like Leeloo and SWFans.Net has it out for him...:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Lets see... I have the Force Wedgy (First one of the whacked Force Powers I might add), Force Frying Pan (the most famed), Force Titanic Theme (Banned cause it's horrific), Force Vindaloo (With added video of effects), Force Kittens, Force Acme Labs to name the main ones of the top of my head.

Others I can think of is the Force Enema of LL, The Waffle Iron of Videl, Force Bad TV of Shay Kaylon, Force Teletubbies of Fire Hazzard, Helenias hias Force Boot to the Nuts, I think AB has Force PMS. Nup used to have Force Frozen Trout.

[Alpha]

You forgot my rafters!!! :( :)

and I just realized, I know/have known most everyone you listed there...

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*thwacks a random person with FWI*

[Alpha]

*thwacks Sorr with FR*

[Videl]

*thwacks Alpha with FWI*

[Alpha]

*Dumps FORCE PUDDING on Videl*

[Videl]

*dumps Force Jello on Alpha*

[Pilot Akito]

*Drops Force Anvils on everyone.*

Mine isn't listed??

Thats it I'm going to get one of Defcons Nukes...

[Leeloo Mina]

FORCE STEAK!!!

*wacks people with a raw, bloody steak*

[Alpha]

*eats his way out of the Jello, which protects him from the steak abnd anvil. :) Then whacks everyone with a rafter*

[Leeloo Mina]

*gets knocked out* x_x

[Alpha]

:D Behold my power! :)

[Leeloo Mina]

*just stays knocked out*

[Alpha]

*pokes Leeloo with the rafter*

[Videl]

*rubs back of head before sicing ebil kitties with frickin laser beams on their forehead on Alpha*

[Alpha]

*sics his armies of ebil squirrels on the ebil cats. A big Squirrel Monster comes in, and stomps on the kitties with frickin laser beams on their foreheads*

Squirrels vs Kitties, huh? :) :lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*brings in the big kittes ie lions, tigers, etc and sics them on evil squirrel and they kill and eat it*

[Lion El' Jonson]

FORCE BLOATED COW!!!!

:::A bloated cow falls on everyone and explodes:::

[Alpha]

*sics his army of dragons on the cow*

[Sene Unty]

Has no force power to speak of.

[Alpha]

I've had mine for a looong time...and, as I recall...Mark gave me the title of Mastre of the Force Rafters. :)

there's some old stories about why I'm always associated w/ rafters...At least, why I used to be...:)

[Sene Unty]

Mastre of the Force Rafters?!?!?! How does that work exactly????

[Alpha]

Easy...I smack people with very big rafters....

[Sene Unty]

But why rafters?!?! Why not huge balancing beams.

[Alpha]

Because, early on I used to use the rafters as my signature form of transportation, and, on occassion ripped them from the cielings to beat people with IC...A common one for the transportation is:

::Jumps out of the rafters, onto a large, grassy plain...::

:D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

he also hung out in them all the time...

[Alpha]

Yuppers. :D :)

[Lion El' Jonson]

...So, there are asyums in rafters now, too? My, how the world changes.

:lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:mneh

[Alpha]

There's ALWAYS been an asylum in the rafters...:D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*nods* hey wait, I used to hang out in there....ack!

[Lion El' Jonson]

wtg, Soor...:lol

[Alpha]

Now, soor, does that tell you somethin? :lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Soor? who arrre we talking about? :lol

[Alpha]

Whoops...Damn typo...:lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Lion El' Jonson]

...damn keyboard....


*bashes it against a wall*

*Breaks the Wall....*

"ARGGGHHHHHH!"

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

o_O :lol

[Alpha]

:lol

[Sene Unty]

:lol ...........................keyboards suck....................

[Alpha]

I like the old style ones that give that loud clicking sound when you type. :)