If you happen to be a lady....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

<a href=http://meras.org/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=50>The Ladies Lounge</a> is here for you!

There are separate forums for Jedi and Sith Ladies...so you can rant, without Jedi men, or Sith Lords interfering! Introduce yourself in the Cocktail Lounge and make YOURSELF AT HOME!

*breaks out the oreos and mud masks*

Its like a slumber party. :crack

[Lady Vader]

Yes, yes! All ladies welcome! And if you don't have access into the Club House, then just post your arrival in the Cat's Meow and we'll let ya in. :)

And bring your pillows! :crack

[Lord Gue]

And stay away from my jukebox!

[Zatania Duvall]

*clicky clicky* I'm bringing a baseball bat for Gue's jukebox. It's not supposed to be there unless it's a woman's. :p

[Lord Gue]

You seen the previews for knockaround Guys? Where the guy wont give Vin the money from his machines, "take'm out if you dont like it", so Vin leaves, and comes back a min later and bashes all the machines in?


that was kool....


*Chris Farely impression*

[Leeloo Mina]

What if you're not a Jedi or a Sith.. Or ANYTHING for that matter? :cry

I'M NOTHING!! :cry :cry

*goes to bug them to let her in, anyway*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*hug* That's ok Leeloo, your last known affiliation was Jedi, so that works. ;)

*nails up a "NO BOYS ALLOWED" sign*

First rule of the Ladies Lounge...You do NOT talk about the Ladies Lounge..

Second rule is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE LADIES LOUNGE!

Feel free to vent about the Jedi and Dark Jedi and Sith guys! Everything in our forums, STAYS within our forums. >D

[Morgan Evanar]

She's not kidding. I never got my favorite pair of jeans back. =/

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Gouyen Chee]

*goes to look*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

We tied those jeans to a stake just outside the door, as a warning to any other men who might try to get in.

And before you ask, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE FEMALE, not just a female CHARACTER. ;)

For instance, Eluna Thals will never have access. Either will Taataani Meorrrei, and a few other gals here on the boards. :D

[Taylor Millard]

Damn...doesn't even try to make a female character :p

[Severen Morkonis]

Is there a chance i can sneak in?...any chance atall? :D

[Leeloo Mina]

No I don't think so :mneh

Hm, Morg's jeans are tied to a stake outside there? :lol You should burn a hole in the crotch >D

[Severen Morkonis]

O_o

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

Originally posted by Lady Vader
Yes, yes! All ladies welcome! And if you don't have access into the Club House, then just post your arrival in the Cat's Meow and we'll let ya in. :)

And bring your pillows! :crack

Pillows!? Aw, man... Is it that thing where all the girls get in their underwear and start a pillow fight? :(

I can escort you ladies. I can be like your guy slave that you can torture and 'play' with ;)









Think about it. You know you want this. ;)

[Dakota Gue]

A Ladies Lounge! Me and Sis will defintely come by!

Thankyou Lilaena!

[Denali Gue]

*nods enthusiastically in agreement with her Sis*

Sounds like great fun! Thanks, Lilaena :)

[Cherice St_Hilare]

--Decides to drop by ... someday ....-- ^_^;

[Lilaena De'Ville]

O_o

[Lochabre]

Lochabre stomps in and eats any male pretending to be female - It also has a piece f paper it hands to small Fleshed one called Deville...

I can be a door keep for you. I do goo work and I can get references.

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

Originally posted by Xenodoros Stormrider
Think about it. You know you want this. ;)

K, LD?

[Lady Vader]

*Leans over LD's shoulder and reads note.*

Ah, most excellent. So then we'd have a Monster guard outside the door... Lochabre, Tucta, and Shenraun. :lol

Oh, and I love the idea of burning a hole in the crotch of those jeans. Definitely a warning. >D

[James Prent]

:lol:lol I want in too! Don't mind the name, I'm really a girl. :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*whaps James with a pillow* PROVE IT!

j/k

[imported_Blade Ice]

Yeah prove your a girl to everyone here.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Without nudity.

[Zatania Duvall]

That probably just dashed the hopes of every guy that was waiting with drool down their chins... Muwahahaha! I love it!

[imported_Blade Ice]

oh you ruined it marcus

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

Good job. o_O

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*cough* *cough*

:mischief I was bored last night, so I was talking to myself. James is my newest character. She's ushering in the beginning of...well, something interesting will happen when she/if she makes it to Jedi Knight.

I hope she gets a tough master :)

[Wik Tayl Doon]

I need a master. :(

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:) I've never had a Jedi character before.

So..anyway, ladies, back on topic, please stop by! I'll do my best to make sure everyone gets correct access to our myriad of hidden forums that the men can't get into. >D

[imported_Blade Ice]

Just ignore the camera's in the ladies lounge there there for securitie purposes not so us guys can spy on you or anything not that any o us would that um.....yeah thats all from me. :mischief

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:mad

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

:Poke Blade

[imported_Blade Ice]

Oh yeah and um please don't use any high frequence devices in there it kinda ruins the bugs we have placed in various places.....I probably should not have mentioned the Bugs. :mischief

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*grabs the Raid*

[Wik Tayl Doon]

mmm raid...|I :smokin

[imported_Eve]

::sings ::

I know all there is to know... about the crying game...

[Ryla Relvinian]

I do goo work and I can get references.


Eww. That's all I gotta say. *prances over to the forums*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Goo work...

MUST BE MALE! :x

*transports to another dimension*

[Blaine]

Ogre is an admin at Meras... then he can sneak me in o_O; Haha JK

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

;) @ her Evie

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:crack

[Marcus Telcontar]

I can think of one Jedi Master who would be extremely hard on poor James.

[James Prent]

uh huh suuure :rolleyes

[ReaperFett]

Nice idea Blaine :)



I say we do it Great Escape style, and tunnel our way in :)


*pulls string in pocket, lets dirt slip out, before evening it out on the floor*

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*sticks nozzle of firehose into the tunnel and turns on the water*

:mischief

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

*Grabs dress, wig, and water ballons. Quickly puts them behind his back when noticed.*
What plan to invade the ladies lounge!?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol:lol Fett!

[Helenias Evenstar]

How about All males caught trying to get in will be delimbed and said limbs inserted into their own orifaces in ways The Maker did not intend

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol!

And a hole burned in the crotch of their pants? :D

*really likes that idea for some reason*

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Blaine]

I knew I shouldn't have mentioned the plan in front of all these ladies. Thanks a lot Fett! LOL :lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Silus Xilarian]

Status report....

Operation Sally failed miserably :(

[Lilaena De'Ville]

It was a valiant try. *giggles*


:lol:lol You didn't even make a new account! :lol:lol

[Silus Xilarian]

I was totally incognito :D

[Taylor Millard]

What was Silus trying to be a male bimbo? Silus I told you...wear flats not heels!!

Peter Fox learned that too late. You can learn now!!!

;) :lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

If you're a woman and you fall down wearing heels, no big deal. If you're a man and you fall down in heels...end of your life! You might as well kill yourself!

:lol:lol

[Blaine]

I have an idea! Huddle!

*inaudible whispers*

-Yes that's a great idea!
-Shut up!

*inaudible whispers*
*great big manly laugh*

-Great job, guys. I'm sure that viagra will work. No wait, that wasn't the plan.




o_O???

[Lilaena De'Ville]

o_O


hmmmm....

[Leeloo Mina]

.....I'm thinking viagra would make it PRETTY clear that you aren't female...

try duck tape! :D

[Silus Xilarian]

duct Tape???? o_O

ummmmm ouch......

[Leeloo Mina]

Heh heh heh.. >D

[Blaine]

o_O

[Lilaena De'Ville]

What's "duck" tape? O_o

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

Now, I'm confused.
Did you think that I made this character just to post about invading the ladies Lounge?
Whatever.
And, for your information, I can walk in heels and a dress.
I played Floot in A Midsummer's Night Dream.

[Marcus Telcontar]

God get that mental image out of my head!

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

:lol

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

Originally posted by BladeIce
Yeah prove your a girl to everyone here.


Originally posted by BladeIce
Just ignore the camera's in the ladies lounge there there for securitie purposes not so us guys can spy on you or anything not that any o us would that um.....yeah thats all from me. :mischief


Originally posted by BladeIce
Oh yeah and um please don't use any high frequence devices in there it kinda ruins the bugs we have placed in various places.....I probably should not have mentioned the Bugs. :mischief

I am totally offended by what comes from the mouth of this character Blade Ice. I feel he needs to grow up and get a life. I mean look he thinks of women as sex objects instead of the beautiful people they are. I say something should be done about this blade ice.

[The Deliverator]

Hey, what happens if you guys order pizza? I can deliver to Ladies Lounge in 30 minutes, but gettin in so I can give you the pies is gonna be pain in the rear.

[Tyreal Dalarsco]

I think he was trying to be funny.
Wait, isn't he also a poster on battle.net. . .
KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

OOh Jackson McGraves...you're such a gentleman...come on over, you can join us....


*blinks*


WAAAAAAIIT a minute...your ruse won't fool us! You're just another male trying to get inside!! :p

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol

Ya almost had her fooled :p

[Gurney Devries]

I can put on a kilt... would that get me in?

[Leeloo Mina]

<insert Meras yum smile>

No, I don't think so.. but it would get me out to greet you.. :mischief

:lol

[Dante]

battle.net? as in diablo?

wow, i thought that place went offline years ago...

[Leeloo Mina]

:huh

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
OOh Jackson McGraves...you're such a gentleman...come on over, you can join us....


*blinks*


WAAAAAAIIT a minute...your ruse won't fool us! You're just another male trying to get inside!! :p


Dam I was so close i even made fun of myself and still nothing.

[Katina Van-Derveld]

Try to be a little less transparent next time. :p

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

another dang van derveld vega needs to be clipped.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

She isn't even alive yet, so stop complaining :)

;; thwaps Kat ;;

[Katina Van-Derveld]

Owie! He's so mean to meh. :cry

Child abuse!

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:rolleyes

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

I can complain about it if I want to Vega I think you should abstain from sex for at least a day it wouldn't kill you. Also I would like to see you have to pay child support man that has to be expensive.

Oh yes and please don't abuse your children in front of everybody.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

LMAO

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

:eek!! Go without sex for a day!?!!

I feel for you Vega, I really do :lol

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

:lol