Mutant Cockroach is MINE!

[imported_Taja Loraan]

:: covets her newest property :: :love

[Oriadin]

Lovely

[Sene Unty]

I guess I should be happy for you........

[imported_Taja Loraan]

What, you guys don't find him sexeh?! All those adorable puppy-dog eyes .. those wiggly antenna ... :: swoon :: ^_^

[Oriadin]

Ok, your weird.

:lol

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Dunno what Zeke will think of this

[Kelt Simoson]

he will prolly throwup.

[Sene Unty]

Since when did roaches have puppy dog eyes.....I thought that was only for puppy dogs O_o

[Zeke]

::Zeke arrives in a flash of blazing Force and lightsabers::

Taja Loraan, you have defiled m'buddy, the Mutant Cockroach! This shall not pass!

[Mutant Cockroach]

HUZZAH!!

:: Snuggles with Taja, wiggling antenna's all cute-buggy like ::

http://monchere.clanpages.com/elven/puppy_dog_eyes.gif Don't let go!

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

:lol wtf is that smiley

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Pulls out a FORCE SHOE and stomps on insect ::

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

poor little bug..... >_<

[Zeke]

::gives Mutant Cockroach a proper burial::

Not like he posted much anyways...

[Leeloo Mina]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

HE;S MINE!! *picks up the dead roach and cuddles him* :cry

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Aww the roach is dead =(

[Leeloo Mina]

:cry

[Angelica Shin]

*dances on roach's grave*

[Wei Wu Wei]

Disrespect in the highest. ow. oh well. Most bugs only live about a week or two anyways.

[Tomak Ohara]

*lays flower on grave*
Poor little guy.
*gets an idea*
I CAN MAKE HIM A VAMPIRE COCKRAOACH!
*digs him up and bites him and he slowly returns as a vampiric mutant cockroach*
LIVE MY CREATION....LIVE!!!!!!!!!

[Wei Wu Wei]

That is just sick. Tomak, brush your teeth real good, ok pal??

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol!

*leaves the roach alone in favor of the Vampire* >D

[Wei Wu Wei]

Run Tomak. Run far far away. Leeloo will dress you up like a chicken and then make you do...things...to her....

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

Nah I only do that to you, Wei >D


:mneh


I'll be nice ^_^;

[Lochabre]

Comes in and sees Undead Cockrach

"LLLIIIFFFEEEETTTHHHIIIEEEFFFF!!!!"

The huge minster jumps up and down on the cockroach, smashing it to bits, then spitting acid snot onto it for good measure

"DDEEEAAADDDD LIIIFFEEESTTTEEAAALLLERRRR!!!!"

And then opens the window so the nice sunny day shines in and turns what remains into dust

[Leeloo Mina]

Well GEEZ.. you dont have to be so mean about it!! :cry



:p

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Wei Wu Wei]

What kinds of things are you going to do?

:gets scared:: Where is Ange to bap me and take me away when I need her to?

[Cherice St_Hilare]

... o_O

[Mutant Cockroach]

:: Is first stomped by Marcus, buried by Zeke, huggled by Leelo, has grave danced on by Angelica (DAMN YOU ANGE), gets turned into a Vampyre, is smashed to bits by Lochare then has acid snot spit on it then gets turned to dust, but yet... still lives, because roaches are pests and it seems like no matter what you do, they survive! ::

I WILL SURVIVE (nananana) I WILL SURVIVE (nananana) ...

[Oriadin]

:lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Zeke]

::pokes 'im:: M'buddy's alive!

[Severen Morkonis]

Bloody nutters...:)

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol!

Oh like you're Sane! :p



Originally posted by Wei Wu Wei
What kinds of things are you going to do?

:gets scared:: Where is Ange to bap me and take me away when I need her to?


Come here and I'll tell you >D

[Wei Wu Wei]

No! Go away! ::Gets teary eyed:: leave me alone!

[Aki]

*Thwaps Wei and drags him off*

Heheheheheh......

*comes back and gives Leeloo a chicken*

SHOO!

*goes off to be w/Wei*

[Leeloo Mina]

Okay ^_^

*huggles the chicken*

[Mutant Cockroach]

:: Attacks Ange furiously, beating at her with tiny buggy insect legs ::

AHA! Take that, you human! I shall infest your morning biscuits and cereal, and your afternoon tea and your dinner meatloaf!! Then ... Um... I VILL KEEEEELL YOU.

By grossing you out by laying egg sacks in your hair. :)

[Buchi]

*grabs Roach off of Ange, sniffs it, then promtply consumes it*

Yummy!

[Leeloo Mina]

*sniffs Buchi, the cooks her and feeds her to the dogs*

[Buchi]

*cooks dog, and then consumes them*


Now where's that chicken???

*stalks Leeloo*

[Leeloo Mina]

*pulls out Bunchi's tooth*

[imported_Taja Loraan]

.. does nobody appreciate true love anymore? :cry

:: uses Force GM powers to somehow recover her lovey from the hungry intestines of Buchi, then drags MC off into the back room while nobody else is looking :: :mischief :love

:angel

[Marcus Telcontar]

AHEM

In this place I am the weider of GM Powers!

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/panning.gif> @ Taja

[Skyler McCloud]

News Flash!

Recent research has shown that the empty headed, happy people are now the MOST LIKELY to snap and go on a rampage of death and destruction. On the other hand, everyone else is clearly coo-coo.

Thank you for your time. :D

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Wow. I got panned. Geez, Marcus, took you long enough. :mneh And it seems as though you've got a new contender for the Force GM powers copyright! :D :: drops Mighty Anvil on his foot ::

And Skyler ... uhm. :: stuffs a pineapple in his mouth, then goes back to Roachy-poo ::

:love

[Leeloo Mina]

Originally posted by Taja Loraan
.. does nobody appreciate true love anymore? :cry


I hate love... :grumble

[Zeke]

Taja, it truly you love the roach, you will be able to withstand the following:


http://www.gwnews.com/gwnews/new/images/cockroach.jpg

http://www.fmnh.org/research_collec...y/cockroach.jpg

http://www.cva.unp.ac.za/Walter%20O...20Cockroach.JPG

http://apartments.uchicago.edu/trou...g/cockroach.gif

http://www.pco.ca/images/cockroach.jpg

http://www.synstelien.com/portfolio...s/cockroach.jpg

No one has been able to withstand these pics...except for me.

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

They're icky.. the one in his title isn't that bad.

[imported_Taja Loraan]

If you hate love ... then that means you haven't found TRUE love. :mneh

:: covets Roachy-poo some more ::

Yus, Zekey, I still love him ... :love

[Zeke]

Ah, but does he love you?

[Leeloo Mina]

Probaly not.. he's a roach!! :lol



If you hate love ... then that means you haven't found TRUE love. :p


Okay, I don't hate love it's self.. I just hate the pain it's caused me.. :p

[Lion El' Jonson]

...I LET HIM SIT IN MY PILOT SEAT AND PLAY WITH THE COUNTERMEASURES!!!!!!!!!!!

:::Pokes Mutant Cockroach onto a stick and cooks him over an engine:::

"Here ya go, Buchi!"

[Mutant Cockroach]

:: Cuddles with Taja :: :love

And yes - Lion is my second to best friend ... 'cause he let me press flashing buttons and use the intercom! :D

:: Is suddenly whisked away, being held onto the stick by a piece of gum - :mneh - and squirms away :: Aha!

:: Goes back to Taja ::

[Lion El' Jonson]

Damn straight, I am!

...one day I should let you play with the guns...:lol

[Sene Unty]

Only one of those links worked for me (the top one) but that is all I need to see.....I hate Cockroaches!!!! That little boy with the roach was....disturbing to say the least......

[Lion El' Jonson]

SergeantAM I RIGHT MARINES?!?!

Troops:SIR YES SIR!

Sergeant: UH-HUH. DAMN RIGHT I AM!

...just my little way of agreeing with Sene...that picture scares me...

[Sene Unty]

So why can't you just say: "Hey Sene has made a valid point I think I will agree with him on this, a point most valid!"

:D

...or is that too easy???

[Mutant Cockroach]

Warning: The following will only make sense to those who saw the movie

:: Kicks door open and steps out, carrying a gun and shoots :: :shootin Say hello to my little friend!

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::Winces as tiny little BBs hit him:::

"Watch it, lil' dude!"

[Surpanakha]

I've been fond of cockroaches ever since watching "Joe's Apartment". I love that movie! ^_^

Also ... I doubt you can gross me out any with pictures. My cat never chases roaches on the floor .. she carries them onto the bed, sets them loose, and does the hunting there. So it isn't uncommon for me to wake up and find that I'd been sleeping next to a cockroach, either live or :: covers Roachy-poo's ears :: disembodied.

The other day was freakin scary. Usually roaches run off if you come near them. This really big one .. it was frelling stalking me, I swear! It chased me all around my bedroom until I screamed and it ran off ... >_<

:: :shootin Lion for stealing her lovey's attention :: :verymad

[Lion El' Jonson]

...Riiiiiight..........

[imported_Taja Loraan]

:cry

Nobody loves me.

^_^ :: huggles Lion ::

[Marcus Telcontar]

My cats eat cockroahes on sight.

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::gets huggled:::

"Mmmm...."

*cough*

[Mutant Cockroach]

:: Suddenly leaps onto Lion and beats him furiously ::

You moron! She said she loved ME, not YOU!!

:: Decides to kindly ignore Marcus' comment :: :(

[Sene Unty]

I wish my cats would do something to roaches, but they are too stupid....they just watch them :(

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

luckly no cockraches around my house but I bet my cats would eat them since they eat everything that moves.....

[Lion El' Jonson]

...so you have no body left, then...

[Leeloo Mina]

My new kitten eats the roaches >_<

And my cat kills them.. :D

[Lion El' Jonson]

...So, your old cat is killing your little cat's poo?

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol...No.. I meant that the new kitten will kill then eat a roach.. and my old cat just kills them and leaves them.

[Sene Unty]

At Lions response> :lol

[Lion El' Jonson]

yay! For once, I wasn't answered with a WTF! Woohoo!

[Sene Unty]

Only because it made perfect sense (and to keep with my suggestion about putting these o_O after your posts. o_O)

[Leeloo Mina]

Er.. I mean o_O

[Sene Unty]

Forgot huh?!?!?! o_O to you too! :D

[Leeloo Mina]

Yeah.. well...


<img src=http://sw-fans.net/forum/images/smilies/arch2.gif height=200 width=200>

[Sene Unty]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn that's scary!

[Leeloo Mina]

....How is a smiley scary? :p

[Sene Unty]

Its so BIG!!!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol:lol



...:mischief

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Originally posted by Sene Unty
Its so BIG!!!!!

:crack must not say it...must not say it.......

[Leeloo Mina]

Ditto :crack

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*twitches* don't say it, don't say it.....

[Judas Escariot]

The cockroach Sorreessa?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

no, I meant Sene saying it's so big.....I meant I must not say dirty thought that came to mind with that......

[Judas Escariot]

No i knew you meant that, i was just being funny..ya know.... hahaha

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

well twasn't so :mneh

[Judas Escariot]

BITE ME!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

nope, you're not either one of my in char mates so no......

[Judas Escariot]

:mad

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*growls* shoo!

[Judas Escariot]

.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:grumble * :headbash Judas till his head is smashed in*

[Judas Escariot]

.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*crushes Judas' spine* stop it dammit!

[Judas Escariot]

*decrepid

[Lion El' Jonson]

Judas reminds me of...Reaper...the unrestrained ooc fury...:lol

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

ROFL@It's so big


Wtf!? o_O Is it SO BIG!?

[Judas Escariot]

The cockroach is very BIG!

[Leeloo Mina]

......... >_<

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

>_< :x

[Lion El' Jonson]

...riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.......:lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*siddles out of thread*

[Lion El' Jonson]

...what is it with people always rolling or siddling or jumping out of threads? Can't you just LEAVE like normal people?!?!?!

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

I don't siddile or roll

[Judas Escariot]

Ok i'll scream out..............*screams out of thread

[Lion El' Jonson]

*Drops a nuke on Judas*

Judas has been disintegrated out of the thread...:D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

yey! I mean awww....

[Lion El' Jonson]

:lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:mneh

[Lion El' Jonson]

I think he's going to be banned...:lol

SPAMMING GUY'S BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

What about the chicken god? :|

I was banned once.. a long, long, time ago, on an ezboard far way.. for a week ^_^;

Scared me to death. :crack

[Judas Escariot]

No worries, chicken will live on in our minds forever..........in our hearts.............AND IN A PAN ROASTED AND BBQ SAUCE DRIPPING OFF THE BONE BWAHAHAHAHHA!>D

[Lion El' Jonson]

Leeloo? Banned? Oh, that'd NEVER ahppen...*snigger, snigger*...

Mmmmm.......Yummy.....THE CHICKEN GOD IN BARBAQUE SAUCE!!!

[Mutant Cockroach]

:: Ego inflates ::

Yes ... I AM big, aren't I? Check out these muscles!!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Lion El' Jonson]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

Don't make me go killer-bunny on you guys.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Pilot Akito]

Uh, guys you might not want to be here when Leeloo goes into killer bunny mode.... We're out of holy handgrenades...

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol *hides*

[Lion El' Jonson]

THE HOLY CHEESE WHEEL!!!!

[Sene Unty]

BAH! Your holy cheese wheels and mutated cockroaches are no match for the overpowering smell of my crazy Chinese midgets with webbed feet!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:x

[Lion El' Jonson]

...Hey, man...I live in China, and I could rally a peasant militia like Mao and have them swim over to the US and attack you with their livestock!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

meh.....

[Leeloo Mina]

KILLER BUNNY!!

*starts to chew on random people's ears*

http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=427289






Buwhahahaha.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

a gorilla bunny? o_O

[Lion El' Jonson]

wow...that's scary as hell....:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

It's frank the bunny.


He's hot without the mask http://www.meras.org/forum/images/smilies/rowr.gif

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Lmao!!!!!! :lol wtf is that

[Leeloo Mina]

I'm guessing none of you have seen Donnie Darko.