USF V. The Mean Green

[Jedieb]

Two of the most underated defenses in college football square off. Sigs are on the line! Pride is on the line! Bragging rights are on the line! Only one will walk away a winner! One will be ridiculed until my fingers are so weak I can no longer type cruel barbs!

GO BULLS!!!

Less than 30 minutes until kickoff.

[JMK]

Qué? :huh

Who's betting?

[CMJ]

LOL...Kyle...Jedieb is a South Florida graduate and I'm a North Texas graduate. We've been talking trash for a week. ;)

[Jedieb]

The Bulls Defense forces a 3 and out, and now the offense has grounded out a couple of first downs. CMJ, would you like me to start preparing your sig already?

[CMJ]

Let's wait till at least the second quarter. :p

[Jedieb]

We tore through that Eagle defense like a "hot knife through butter!" Actually, that's an insult to sticks of butter everywhere.
USF 7
North Texas 0, Nada, Zip, 7 less than the other team, you get the idea.

[CMJ]

Uhhh it's still early. Damn you're celebrating like it's the 4th quarter. :p

[JMK]

*channel surfing for game.*

No vested interest, but I'd like to be able to see where this leads for you too, and which one I get to make fun of for being a fan of a sucky team!

On the other hand, I listened to the shrine bowl today, which is an annual game between Montreal's 2 english University teams. Talk about some terrible football. I think both team's RB's rushed for 80 yards combined. Just abyssmal football.

*channel surfing ends in defeat. settles for D-Backs vs Cards game 3 in french instead*

[Jedieb]

AHHHHH! We ALMOST recovered a fumble at the Eagle 24. The Mean Green are reeling! >D

[Jedieb]

The defenses are starting to settle in. Each side has forced a few punts. The Eagles do seem to be making more penalties though. USF has the ball at the Mean Green 40, 1st and 10

[Jedieb]

Crap, a turnover! :grumble

[CMJ]

We USUALLY fair well in field position battles...BUT we're at a decided disadvantage so far in this one.

AND AS I POST we get the ball.

Now that's the 'D' I know and love.

[Jedieb]

And the D' I'm learning to love is forcing you guys to punt again. You guys are in rough shape with a red shirt freshman at QB. This game is going to have a lot of D. We may not get into the 20's tonight.

[CMJ]

Jedieb, I told you it would be a defensive affair. Our 'D' ALWAYS keeps us in games. Andrew Smith is gonna be real good in a few years but he's still really wet behind the ears. Scott Hall(or real #1 QB) going down against Texas has set our offense back ALL season. We'd probably have beaten TCU AND Arizona if Scott had been playing.:\

[Jedieb]

The Bulls have a lot of speed on defense. Our O just had a costly holding penalty that cost us a big play inside the 30. I smell another punt.

[CMJ]

We need to run with some power. Kevin or Cobb need to have a big night.

I want SCOTT!

:(

[Jedieb]

Our defensive line is having a monster game. The 9 yards you guys have just gained on 1st and 2nd has brought your total up to around 20 for the night. Wait, we've forced yet ANOTHER punt. The kickers are going to be exhausted by the end of the night. Our rushing D is ranked 22nd I just heard.

[CMJ]

First team to double digits in scoring. ;)

[Jedieb]

We've just gotten our 11th first down and we're in Eagle territory again. You know, USF's colors are green and gold, that green will make your sig look really sharp!

[CMJ]

Well..at least I'd stay green. ;)

I BLEED Green and White. :)

I'm not yet prepared to give up....hold...on...till...halftime.

[Jedieb]

We keep killing ourselves with penalties! A holding penalty moved us out of FG range. We've got one of the Gramatica brothers. This one manages to celebrate without hurting himself.

[Jedieb]

And the Bulls force a turnover deep in Mean Green territory! :darkangel

[Jedieb]

3rd and 2 from the 5!!!!

[Jedieb]

Bulls 10
Mean Green 0, Nada, Zip, Zilch, 10 less than jedieb's team, several points away from the double digit plateau we all know will be the threshold for victory for one, SHAME for the other :wings

[Jedieb]

Stupid kickoff!!!!! :grumble

[Jedieb]

Another stupid penalty!!!! The Green are knocking at the door.

[Jedieb]

USF 10
Mean Green 7
The hate is swelling in me....

[JMK]

Damn I wish I could see this. What station is carrying it?

[Jedieb]

I'm listening on the net. Here's a link to the North Texas site:

http://www.kntu.fm/kntulive.ram

I think that's the radio station's site.

[Jedieb]

Halftime. 2 quarters away from:

http://sptimes.com/Collegefootball/graphics/bulls.logo.gif

[Jedieb]

The game, and the stupid USF penalties, resume.

[Jedieb]

A Bulls interception gives the Mean Green great field position. :grumble

[Jedieb]

USF 10
Mean Green 10

A brand new game. :grumble

[Jedieb]

The Bulls stall in Mean Green territory. Time to punt.

[Jedieb]

The punt gets downed inside the 1!!!!!!!!!!!>D

[Jedieb]

Some tough running and the Mean Green get out of from their goal post. USF finally forces a punt and now have the ball back.

[Jedieb]

USF gets into Mean Green territory, but no further. Another punt. :grumble

[Jedieb]

USF 300+ yards of offense
UNT 85
DAMN!!!! And now we're driving and shooting ourselves in the foot with ANOTHER penalty! :grumble

[Jedieb]

TOUCHDOWN BULLS!!!!! :crack
Bulls 17
Mean Green 10

Only 13 minutes away from sig humiliation. :evil

[Jedi Master Carr]

Man that is sure a heck of a game, I guess CMJ must have ordered it on Pay per view because he has been very quite.

[Jedieb]

Sack!!!! 3rd and 11!:evil

[Jedieb]

INTERCEPTION!!!! Bulls are getting ready to put a nail in the coffin!

CMJ would never shy away from a thread like this. He's probably having some computer problems or he's got some people over to watch the game. Now, let me work on his sig....

[Jedieb]

First and Goal!

[Jedieb]

TOUCDOWN USF!!!!!
Let the dancing begin! Watch me revel in victory while those who oppose me cower in the light of my awe inspiring greatness!!!!! :crack

[Jedieb]

CRAAAAAAPPPP!!!
USF 24
UNT 17

These damn penalties (over 100yds worth) are killing us!!!! The Mean Green now have some life with around 9 minutes left in the 4th.
:grumble
:grumble

[Jedi Master Carr]

You guys have a heck of game going there.

[Jedieb]

Thanks to UNT penalty and a good run, USF is at the Mean Green 40 with an apparent 1st down, maybe a 3rd and inches. It's 3rd down..... Damn, the Bulls nailed for a loss on 3rd and short. Time to punt. :grumble
6:13 left

[Jedieb]

FUMBLE USF RECOVERS!!!!!
It sounds like it was a close call. I sure hope it was legit. I'd hate for the game to end like with a bad call.

[Jedieb]

Why are we passing?! Run the clock out! I guess they're content to let Gramatica kick a 32 yarder...
Here comes the attempt....
WIDE RIGHT! SON OF A BI............................... :grumble

[Jedieb]

INTERCEPTION!!!!! The Bulls Defense comes through!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crack

[Jedieb]

We had a 2nd and 1 and we commited another stupid penalty. Good grief. A first down could have taken another minute off the game. Oh wait, ANOTHER penalty that might take us out of FG range.... yep, 10 yards for holding. Son of a ......

[Jedieb]

They threw on 3rd and long instead of running the ball and forcing UNT to take a time out. USF punts and UNT will have over 2 minutes to tie the game. USF has pinned them inside of the 5 with a great punt. Good god this is a great game...

[Jedieb]

around 1:30 left
UNT is on their 21

[Jedieb]

Damnit!!!
UNT almost scored a TD! Big completion, but the receiver stepped out at the 43. If he hadn't of stepped out he would have scored easily. CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jedieb]

3rd and 10 from the USF 44

[Jedieb]

INTERCEPTION!!!!!!!!
VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEVER DOUBTED IT FOR A MOMENT!!!!!!!! ;)

[Jedieb]

I will return in a few moments with CMJ's new sig. :evil

[Jedi Master Carr]

The game turned out better than it looked have to say that, from your reactions in the early going I expected the game to end 13-10 or something like that.

[Jedieb]

It's not as slick and professional as JMK's award winning work, but it'll do. :evil

http://ourworld.cs.com/Eltmore/New+SW+Room/bullsgreen.jpg

[CMJ]

Congrats on the great victory Eb. Yes I did have computer trouble...I ended up keeping up with the score by watching the flashing scoreboard on ESPN and by calling friends at the game. Man alive, another game we had a real shot at winning gets away.

Nice signature Jedieb....I'll put it on ASAP. I am a man of my word.

If there's one thing I hope you gain from this...it's follow your alma mater. :) I know you really didn't before now...

[Diego Van Derveld]

Please add a UA graphic to that sig...since them Eagles went down to the Tide, too :)

[Jedieb]

Great game CMJ! I'm going to try to follow them more, but we're just babies really and we don't have a long tradition to fall back on. There's no student radio I can depend on to follow games. Hopefully I'll be able to catch a few games from their opponents radio stations. Anyway, I know how painful losses can be, so I'm amending our bet. Just keep the sig up there for the next 2 weeks. That's my traditional hazing period. I hope we meet up again next year!
:angel

[CMJ]

Hey...Jedieb...PM me the sig so I can put it up.

Diego, no such luck. I never expected to beat Alabama...and we didn't bet. :p

By the way, nice loss yesterday. ;)

[Darth23]

USF? That's that team in Orlando, right?

:p :p :p


[Actually USF is FSU spelled sideways] :D

[Sanis Prent]

Bah, our losses are to two top ten teams

[CMJ]

Damn, I'm having a helluva time getting this.....:(

[Jedieb]

D'Oh

[Jedieb]

Try this in your sig field:
< center > http://ourworld.cs.com/Eltmore/New+SW+Room/bullsgreen.jpg < /center >[ center ]

Remove the spaces around the word center and make sure quotation marks surround the http address.

[CMJ]

Got it working big guy.... :p

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*he'ped him* :angel

[CMJ]

Yes...Miss De'Ville is the coolest lady around. :D

When it's MY turn to level out torture sentences perhaps she'll help you. ;)

[Jedieb]

Hot damn that's a good loooking sig!! :evil
Lilaena you beautiful thing, you have my most sincere .... Damn that sig looks AMAZING! SEXY! POWERFUL! UNBEATABLE! Much like my Bulls did last night. Ooooooh, these next two weeks are going to be fun... :wings

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Aw, shucks, it was nothing Jedieb. ;) *scuffs toe in dirt*

[Jedieb]

WIDE RIGHT 4!! Ooops, I'm sorry, they found a new way to CHOKE; WIDE LEFT I!!!!:lol

[Taylor Millard]

Originally posted by CMJ
Yes...Miss De'Ville is the coolest lady around. :D

When it's MY turn to level out torture sentences perhaps she'll help you. ;)

Can I help too? I have to deal with UNT losing too.