Garrett Blade
Oct 2nd, 2002, 02:49:27 AM
Before Garrett lay the Cosmos. Space and Time combined into one and all things. Existence stretched out before him. It was big and reminded him of an obese woman's backside. It made him laugh since he thought he'd forgotten about Live Wire and Lady Vader. It was so long ago. They were all dead now. Dead for so long that he'd even forgotten how they died. Did he kill them? Did someone else? Or did they just pass away? He burst out laughing at the thought of them committing suicide. His roars of amusement could be heard right across the Cosmos, hopefully disturbing all manner of divine and omnipotent beings. When the laughter had died down, he approached the Council. And they spoke unto Him.
GARRETT! YOU ARE LATE!
"Oh come on! It's not like you guys are in a rush!"
WHAT HAVE YOU TO REPORT?
This is where it gets interesting. It appears Garrett IS, or rather WAS, a God in "human" form. He'd been sent to Reality to experience first-hand what it was like to be alive and even to die. Over the time of his existence he'd met many interesting, annoying, beautiful and oddball characters. He even met himself once!
"Well...where do I begin?......."
GARRETT! YOU ARE LATE!
"Oh come on! It's not like you guys are in a rush!"
WHAT HAVE YOU TO REPORT?
This is where it gets interesting. It appears Garrett IS, or rather WAS, a God in "human" form. He'd been sent to Reality to experience first-hand what it was like to be alive and even to die. Over the time of his existence he'd met many interesting, annoying, beautiful and oddball characters. He even met himself once!
"Well...where do I begin?......."