The Insomniacs Club

[Figrin D'an]

Okay... it's early in the morning, and I can't sleep. I don't feel like sleeping. I know there are others out there in the same boat. And since a certain semi-drunk someone just claimed to be bored, I figured I'd give her an outlet by which to solve that little predicament.


So, post random thoughts, people... it's something to do, and you never know when hilarity might ensue...



My alma mater finally played a decent football game today. About frickin' time...


I think the song "Bartender" by Dave Matthews Band (which I'm listening to right now) is very powerful.


I like Dots... you know, those little gummy candy things... addicting they are...



I think I dropped another spot on the Top 25 poster list... crap...

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

I THINK I AM DRUNK! *streaks through the thread half nakey* ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

ME TOO! *does NOT streak through the thread* :angel

[Inu]

I am the creator of all things large and mechanical. I am an omnipotent and omniscient demi-god bent on bringing the Destruction of Ages upon mankind. I have half a cake in my refridgerator.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I am the One who eats half your cake. :cat

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Daanarri Raurrssaatta
I THINK I AM DRUNK! *streaks through the thread half nakey* ;)


What's the point of streaking half-naked? Kind of counterproductive, if you ask me....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

She's only 8 you'll have to forgive her, and avert your eyes! :eek

:)

*curls up in the corner*

[DarthHERA]

he has a point..

[DarthHERA]

ya know lately, im a beat behind :(

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I bet he does. YOU SICKO! >_<

:lol:lol

[Diego Van Derveld]

I am ashamed, for I am not drunk...(plots)

But, my team played great today! We can pass!

And I have barbecue sauce all over my shirt, cause I am a messy carnivore.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*snuggles him* ^_^

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Diego Van Derveld
But, my team played great today! We can pass!



Passing is so cool...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I love the song Clubbed to Death by Rob D. :D

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
I love the song Clubbed to Death by Rob D. :D


Wow... that sounds... pleasent...


maybe not....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Figrin I don't know what else you want me to say... I am the white rhino. :)

[Inu]

You may be wondering who I am...then again, you may not care at all. But either way, I am your GOD, so you must obey me!

[Morgan Evanar]

I was drunk. We ran out of booze. That sucks.

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Figrin I don't know what else you want me to say... I am the white rhino. :)


That's why you need to keep those shots going... ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

hee hee

Poor Morgan..*huggles him* I have more booze, c'mere!! >D

[Lord Gue]

Originally posted by Figrin D'an
That's why you need to keep those shots going... ;)

[Robot]

Robots do not sleep. 4 am when all is closed is a boring time for a robot however.

[Estelle Russard]

robots get bored?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I get bored! Thats why I must strip on my web cam.

;)

:D

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
I get bored! Thats why I must strip on my web cam.

;)

:D


Okay... um... maybe back off on those shots a little... ;)

[Lord Gue]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee DDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*hits the record button*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

wedogy? what does that mean??

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Lord Gue
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee DDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*hits the record button*



My Force Danger Sense tells me that I really don't want to know...

[Lord Gue]

Dont mind me, get some of dat cowboy in me sometimes...


Means:
I could sure go for some of that, yes in deed

[Figrin D'an]

Scary...


O_o

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:cry *hides*

[Lord Gue]

hey now, you offered, not me
:p

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I'm not letting you LOOK! HA! :mad

[Lord Gue]

*feels rejected and mopes off*

Tease!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

yus ^_^;

[Lord Gue]

*lick*

[Figrin D'an]

Random Thought Update:


You know... life is so much easier when people just accept that you are smarter than they are.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Random thought: Have you ever noticed how........*loses train of thought* DAMN!





:lol

[Lord Gue]

yes, so.... <font color=black><table style=filter:glow(color=red strength=#+2)>Worship Me!</table></font>

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Gue licked me!! *runs off to take a shower in bleach* :lol ;)

[Lord Gue]

*follows her to the shower*

Ooohhhhh! hehe

[Figrin D'an]

Fun Oxymoron of the Day:


"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure...."

[Lord Gue]

I used to have multiple personality disorder, but we're all ok now...

[Morgan Evanar]

Well, you'll be smelling spring fresh if you believe what some of those comericails say.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*slams door in Gue's face* :mad

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

I have secret pictures :D

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta
I have secret pictures :D


Worthy blackmail material?

[Lord Gue]

not the last thing thats gonna be slaming my face

This post has been rated 'R' and is not intended to be read by minors, thank you

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

Morg, I always smell spring fresh. :)

And I don't know what your'e talking about CHarley... ^_^;

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Neither do I...therefore, I must look again to figure out what I am talking about :D

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

:o

*does a little dance to distract him*

Damn, wrong strategy... ^_^;

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Saarrreeaa Meorrrei
:o

*does a little dance to distract him*

Damn, wrong strategy... ^_^;


Cat on a hot tin roof?

[Lord Gue]

*Presses record on the tracking cam and downs some sleep inducers*

Ah, sweet sleep, I embrace thee

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

(dreams about the Mons)

[Lord Gue]

(dreams of a different Mons)

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

*slaps them both* >D

[Lord Gue]

:cry

You woke me up!

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

you are the suckiest suck that ever sucked!!


:D


:lol




:zzz

[Lord Gue]

that reminds me of that %$*@ line cartmen said on Southpark....


:zzz >_< :x

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

:headbash

[Figrin D'an]

Actually, that line is from "The Simpsons."

[Figrin D'an]

slightly modified, of course...

[Lord Gue]

if I could curse id tell you

[Figrin D'an]

I think I know the line to which you are refering...

[Lord Gue]

http://yippee.i4free.co.nz/html/win/entertainment/title10029.htm

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

o_O

goobley goo!

[Lord Gue]

oh you flater me so

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

*:headbash* that is me flatering you. YOU R FLATTER!

[Lord Gue]

No flatter than...

*passes out from sleep*

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

*stomps on him* :D

[Inu]

Hey, Gue's a cool guy! They even made a song of him! Look:

Ging gang gooly gooly wash wash ging gang GUE ging gan GUE....

Or not...that's just one of his CTs...

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

Is it? o_O

[Inu]

In the TSO forum it is. Go check it out if you dont believe me.

[Lord Gue]

No dont, he lying!

I mean...

:zzz

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

*:shootin Gue* I'll go check it out.... o_O

[Ryla Relvinian]

Hmm, the time is (PST) 1:19 AM. I just wasted about 6 hours of my life playing Neverwinter Nights. DMB rocks the house. I am very tired. I want a Taco Bell Quesadilla.

That is all. :D

[Lord Gue]

*Saar http://www.emo.spacespider.net/doa14.gif*

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

My NAME IS SAARRREEAA!!

:duel

I want one TOO now, Ryla! :cry

[Lord Gue]

I KNOW, I SHORTENED IT!!!!
http://www.emo.spacespider.net/sw6.gif

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

I want more honey barbecue chicken wings. I will order them tomorrow, for they are rad.

[Lord Gue]

Totally rad dude!

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

EXCELLENT! (air guitar)

[Lord Gue]

Party on dude!

[Diego Van Derveld]

I....


....OMG....


:)....

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

*slaps*

[Lord Gue]

I want my baby back baby back baby back






ribs

[Figrin D'an]

Damn you all... I'm hungry now...


It's raining... fair amount of thunder and lightning...

[Diego Van Derveld]

I know nutzzing!!! :o

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

*hides behind Figrin* :o

[Diego Van Derveld]

:o:o:o

I should just go to bed now ^_^;^_^;^_^;

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

ROTFLMAO

[Syren Lysandor]

...

Erk ?

[Urrranni Frreeerrai]

Cookjie?

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

cookjie!!

[Urrranni Frreeerrai]

Cookjie!

*eats a cookie and makes a crumbly mess*

Whoopsss!

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

:mad Mjy cookjie!! :cry

[Urrranni Frreeerrai]

jYourrr cookjie?!?!?!?!

*has an extra one and gives it too Saarr*

Herrre, crjybabjy.

[Leeloo Mina]

OMG!!! I CAN'T BELIVE I WAS ASLEEP AND MISSED THIS THREAD!!!!!!


:cry:cry:cry

:(

Thats what happens when you gety sick :(

[Nathanial K'cansce]

My parents have just deemed me not to be a threat to other cars on the highway at night. ^_^

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Shoots Gue in the head for doing a perfectly pathetic Wedgy some number of posts up ::

Honestly, if your going to do a wanna-be panning or Wedgy / trying to be as cool as me, then at least make it funny / plausible / stylish. Honesty.......

Hints for doing a wedgy -

1) Sneak up on intended victim

* Sneaks up on Leeloo *

2) Set a scene

* Lots of trees and a lollipop factory *

3) The scream

* Bloodchilling, echoes, sounds like something from the depths of hell, does weird things to the enviroment, like turn trees into kittens

4) "WWWWWWEEEEEDDDDDGGGGGYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

* Now execute Wedgy on victim *

5) Humourous sound effect

* TWANG! *

6) results of said wedgy

* Leeloo ends up with undies over head, blinding her so she falls into lolloipop vat, *

But then again, you do that and I sue you for copyright infringement with a FORCE LAWYER.

[Inu]

So long as there is no FORCE WATERMELON LAUNCHER...

[Lord Gue]

Did I wedge someone?

[Leeloo Mina]

WOOO!!

I THINK that's my first force Wedgy ^_^ at least the only one I remember..

*dances around with her plaid undies pulled up to her head*

WEEE!

[Lord Gue]

o-kay

[imported_Firebird1]

TESTING! CAN YOU READ THIS?

[Robot]

Robot affirms test is positive

[imported_Firebird1]

*Turns Robot off.*
*Removes Robot CPU.*
*Replaces CPU with a Hamster.*

*Reboots Robot.*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

o_O

Cool! A robot with a hamster for a brain!! :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Please dont let the Robot do a Hampster Dance....

[Leeloo Mina]

*tries to teach the robot the chicken dance*

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

DANCE!!!! DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED!!! ......before..

[Lilaena De'Ville]

DANCE FOR ME! DANCE!!

:shootin :crack

[Lord Gue]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
DANCE FOR ME! DANCE!!

:shootin :crack

"Jimmy always knew mastrubation messed with your aim"

[Marcus Telcontar]

Not funny Jan

[imported_Firebird1]

Uh, no I just wanted to see if this could work...

It was that of replace his head with a gecko....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Who is Jan?

[Leeloo Mina]

The first month of the year?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew?