Final Update of Death

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Well, My Hard Drive died again, so I went on a spending spree.

Replaced my 30 gig Maxtor (CURSE ITS NAME) with a Western Digital 80 gig Harddrive with 8 MB Buffer of... DEATH.
Then I tore out my Geforce 2, and replaced it with a
"All In Wonder" Radeon 8500 DV. It came with a remote! Which Works on the Desktop!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I don't even have to be NEAR my computer to surf the web... Typing is another matter.

And Last but not least, I replaced my 44X CD Drive with a 16X DVD/ 46X CD-Rom... But... My CD's seem to be heating up unnaturally... So I might take it back and get another one.

[Riley Chambers]

Wow. Am I the only one that never has problems with a computer or hard drive?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

ITS A REMOTE!!!! A REMOTE!!! Now I can be the MASTER of LAZY!!!

I can SIT on my Couch, with the TV Remote in my left hand. Then IN my RIGHT HAND, I have the Computer Remote and... O MY GOSH!!! IT IS AMAZING!!! The Mouse is scrolling across the screen and clicking buttons FROM 8ft AWAY!!! BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

I hate you. :mad

I want a remote :cry

[Lord Que]

if your such an expert at being a lesbian, then why are you turning me on? -the daily show

[Gia Van Derveld]

QTF!?!?!?

[Lord Que]

and q becomes the most popular letter in the alphabet - Lord Que

[Riley Chambers]

I had a remote once... with webtv... I hated it. LOL

[Lord Que]

OMG! The webtv remote was so gay, with the pop up keyboard, yeah, try that in a chat room i dare ya....

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

And WTF was that lesbian comment?!

[Lord Que]

cream filling?

[Leeloo Mina]

>_<

No thanks

[Lord Que]

hehe, thats the stuff

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

So Que... if that is truely a name which you do use and go bye...
errr... yes....

You will now suffer a fate far worse then death, for I now will Breaka ya face!

[Moltar]

No, I'm sorry, but Gue needs the Gerbil in his head changed... again.

[Lord Que]

its a roach darn it, a roach in my head...

[Moltar]

No, the Gerbil's been dead for three months. The roach runs everything else. Ok, let me do the thinking.

Now I need a good Ciz..er Nurse to help me with this operation.

[Lord Que]

Im only letting 3 people in my head, and thats me

[Moltar]

o_O


Look, We have to get that Gerbil out of there or you will just stop working one day. No more funny stuff, or anything else, just the sound of a dead gerbil.

And besides a dead gerbil is not that much fun to converse with anyways, so let us do this and get it over with, the more time we waste here, the less time I have to watch CHIPS.

[Leeloo Mina]

LMAO!!!

:lol:lol

Come on gue, let him take out the gerbil :mneh

[Lord Que]

its the gerbils man, the gerbils and the little white mice...

they know the meaning of the universe

the universe, life, EVERYTHING MAN......

[Leeloo Mina]

No!!

YOU LIE!!!

CHICKENS KNOW EVERYTHING. BOW TO THE HOLY CHICKEN GODS!

[Lord Que]

NEVER!

lets just get to the end of this arguement...

MY DAD CAN TAKE YOUR DAD!

[Leeloo Mina]

My dad would hack into your dad's PC and make it explode, killing your dad :D

:lol

I was a sad kid.

[Lord Que]

my dads in jail, but when he gets out he'd break ur dad in half!

:p

[Leeloo Mina]

Your dad's head smells like a baby!

[Lord Que]

your dad eats toe cheese!

[Leeloo Mina]

Veno Da, Mechteba??

Deno Eto Hoppi-Hoppa Deno Dad >D

:p

[Lord Que]

Teno himmÄs chinou achan deno bayaterol
:p

[Leeloo Mina]

:p

Deno Bana Mina HimmÄs Choncha!

:D

[Lord Que]

DO! Deno fänko

[Leeloo Mina]

hehehe

>D

[Lord Que]

Danko-demon!

[Leeloo Mina]

Deno Mycket? >D

[Lord Que]

ena

[Leeloo Mina]

Too Ferji!! >D

[Lord Que]

Ankanach....

[Leeloo Mina]

>D

[Lord Que]

:p

[Leeloo Mina]

Chicka!

[Lord Que]

Chicka Chicka

[Leeloo Mina]

Boom Boom!

[Lord Que]

*Que porn music*

[Leeloo Mina]

Que?

[Lord Que]

yes'm?

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

[Lord Que]

:p

[Moltar]

:huh

I go away and watch nightline and immedatly fall asleep thinking Gue could hold it for one night. But no, I see you two talking in gibberish. What the heck is up with that?

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

It's not gibberish.. it's DIVINE. :)

[Lord Que]

SSSSHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, dont tell!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

peh, yousa making that all up.....

[Blaine]

*plays the original Mario Bros. song... in a porn style kind of way*

o_O

[Lord Que]

Teno tokemata tay tay kita....

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew? o_O

[Moltar]

I don't know, but I don't think it's divine. It's more like your trying to speak another laguage. Me thinks that it may be time to get Gue a new Gerbil, or maybe he already has one which is a sickening thought...

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

It IS DIVINE!

:)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Yet another one of My Fine Threads destroyed by Short People...

DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU TO IOWA!!!

And the Gerbil Thing... IT was replaced with a Kangaroo Rat, they look exactly the same, but the Kangaroo Rats hop more often.

[Leeloo Mina]

I'm not short :cry

Just not tall!

[Lord Gue]

vertically challenged

[Leeloo Mina]

.......>_<

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

You are SHORT!!! ALL OF YOU!!!

I am surrounded by short people!!!

If you aint 6'5, you ARE SHORT!!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

Zasz is 6'10...

wait..

isn't it 6'10?

[Lord Gue]

bah, im 6' and proud of it!

[Leeloo Mina]

I'm around 5'9.. or.. something or another..

I dunno :huh

[imported_Firebird1]

I think that a final update means that it is dead....

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

A Final Chapter to a book does not mean the book is done, it is just on its last stages. I will proberly no longer update this machine. It has enough power to run games released this year flawlessly, next year's at average, the year after that, with only a slight drop in FPS, and after that, slowing down. So It will last me 3 years. (Not including mini updates like more RAM, or better video card.)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*isn't real short, 5'8 1/2*

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

5'8 eh? Niiiiiiiiice

[Leeloo Mina]

*is probaly about as tall as Seer*

[Lord Gue]

bah 5' 4" is short, while still "nnnnniiiiccceeee"

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I go for short short girls, or girls which are close to my height. Sadly, there was a lack of both at my school.

[Leeloo Mina]

I like chickens.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

You see my Avator
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I tried growing my hair long like that... but it is to thick, and sticks up until it is so long it starts to twist into curls. It is no fair, I want long hippie/viking hair but when it gets to a certain length, I grow to hate it, for it is twisting around and around.

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol!

Poor thing

Some guys with long hair are sexAHY ^_^

[Sanis Prent]

I tried long hair once. I was going for Antonio Banderas. What I got was Jack Black >_<

[Lord Gue]

I tried long hair... then I took off the wig

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Originally posted by Dark Lord Dyzm
5'8 eh? Niiiiiiiiice

*hides behind Vinny again*

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

Only certian guys look good with long hair.. like.. brad pitt.. Mmm.. ^_^ Interview

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

People Said my uncle looked good with long hair, and I have the same type of face, just not the same type of hair.

No Need to Hide, I do not look for online relationships, I find them just a waste of time. I do look for friends online, and thats about it.

[Leeloo Mina]

I look for chickens online.. but I can't find any :cry

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*hugs Vinny anyway*