Winnie the Pooh is macho.

[Wei Wu Wei]

OK, if you can go to your friend's house, eat all his food, and can;t get out again that is macho. Enough said.

[Zeke]

:lol I remember this argument. Can't remember the outcome though.

[Korik Bannor]

:: whistles for the Can of WTF ::








>D

[Maia Tharrinn]

Any man who can be that huggly and cuddely is Macho :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

I guess that makes me macho too.

WINNIE THE POOH IS THE MOST MACHO MAN ALIVE!

[Salemn Lysce]

Winnie the Pooh isn't a man. =P It's a stuffed animal that's ALIVE !

And he isn't macho .. I mean, seriously ... It's TIGGER!

Who else can spring around on their tail, always be hyper 24/7 without the aid of Speed, and still be a great friend to the other storybook friends ?

[Zeke]

But Winnie the Pooh didn't get stuck in a tree, nor did he bounce people annoyingly.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Tigget bounced Eeyore into the river. Pooh made up the game Poohsticks, eats Hunny. Not honey mind you , but HUNNY. Pooh disses Rabbit ultimately. And here it is.

"Rabbit is Clever," said Pooh.
"Yes," said Piglet. "Rabbit's Clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes, he has Brain."
There was a pause.
"I think that is why he never understands anything," said Pooh.

OK, that was just awesome. Tigger got himself stuck in a tree. Tigger can bite me. It is all about Pooh.

[Zeke]

Preach it!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ummm...

WTF?

[ReaperFett]

I think you miss the power of the eeyore :)

[Zeke]

WTF count:2

Also, Winnie the Pooh found Small, found a house for Eeyore, and brought him a Useful Pot for his birthday.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Pooh owns Eeyore's scrawny @$$. Pooh just owns. How can you not see it?

[Sejah Haversh]

Winnie the Pooh is not macho. He may do things of accomplishment, but he does not do them with cocky swagger or brag of previous accoplishments.

His exploits hve been greatly exadderated, I believe. He is but a normal simple person. We all have our days, and his book was written around the days that were his. I would imagine Rabbit to have had a fair amount of days of his own, and that Tigger is far more Macho than Winnie.

[Zeke]

It's because he does these things without cocky swagger and bragging that he is macho.

[Sedate]

Seriously. While Eeyore frets, and Piglet hesitates, and Owl pontificates, Pooh just IS. When you just are, you can;t get aby better than that.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Ok sorry, but Tigger is homosexual. :D Ever notice that he's always jumping Pooh and Piglet? So Tigger can be macho in a "macho macho man" sort of way, but I don't think the Village People have an opening. :)

[Gabran Darkysa]

You know... you are right LD! Tigger is always jumping their bones. Especially little piglet. Poor piglet. And what's up with Pooh's soft voice, I think he fancies piglet too as they are nearly inseperable. :-)=

[Garmollo Apostate]

Whoa, Let's not get into sexual ethics here. The question is whether or not Pooh is Macho, not whether or not he is Homosexual. Let's keep this thread PG please.

[ReaperFett]

He may do things of accomplishment, but he does not do them with cocky swagger or brag of previous accoplishments.
This isnt Winnie the Pooh Vs the Army of Darkness ;)

[Wei Wu Wei]

Nope. HE ATE RABBIT'S HUNNY AND GOT STUCK ON HIS WAY OUT! THAT IS MACHO! CAN'T YOU SEE THE GLORY?

[Cherice St_Hilare]

Ouch, LD. That was mean. >__<

So you say Tigger's sexual preference is "males" ? Well, are there any Storybook GIRLS ? And don't say the Kangaroo family, they hardly exist.

Pooh is just an overstuffed, poorly stitched bear who likes honey. Now, if this was a real person, we'd all be fairly disgusted. Sure, it'd be funny, but who'd want to see a fat man with stitches eat everyone else's food and get stuck in doors/windows ? I sure wouldn't. I'd rather see the spazzbal Tigger, who's always high in spirit no matter what and always tries to help his friends .. in a demented way.


My next choice of who's the Macho Storybook Character would be Eeyore. :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

Eeyore is a depressed, negative person. You can;t be Macho when you are always complaining. And Eeyore's tail was used as a doorbell ringer for Owl's house, which shows us all just how lame Eeyore and Owl are.

[ReaperFett]

Eeyore is a depressed, negative person
Got a problem with negative people? :)

[Giran]

I like Roo the little Kid kangaroo......


Just cos he liked tigger!

[Wei Wu Wei]

Not really, but Eeyore's depressed state is contagious.

"But supposing you hit him by mistake?" Asked Piglet.

"Or supposing you missed him by mistake," said Eeyore.

Sorry, that is just not a cool way to think of yourself.

[Marcus Telcontar]

.............

This is weirding me out

[Blaine]

Pooh's just Pooh because it's his show/story. If it were named Eeyore, then Eeyore would be the sh¡t.

[Wei Wu Wei]

OH, come on MArcus, you know deep down that Pooh is Macho. Just come right out and say it. you know I wouldn;t have posted this thread if the subject matter was not important to every human being on the planet.

[Cherice St_Hilare]

Shut up, Wei. >__<

Tigger owns Winnie the Pooh - so there.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Pooh owns Tigger. Pooh helped him out of the tree. If Tigger owns anyone, then Tigger owns Rabbit cause Tigger helped Rabbit out of the Forest.

THEREFORE POOH OWNS BOTH TIGGER AND RABBIT! HA!

[Blaine]

<center>http://www.kapowgifts.com/acatalog/winnie-the-pooh-skate.jpg</center>

[Wei Wu Wei]

And notice in that pic that Pooh is the only one out of him Eeyore, and Tigger that is still on his feet. The other two fell over. Pooh rocks. thanks for supporting my argument, Blaine.

[Zeke]

Neato. Go find the macho one of him stuck in Rabbit's door.

[Blaine]

Roo is still standing...

[Korik Bannor]

My apologies if I offended anyone. Anyways this is bizarre subject matter. Not to mention bringing back nostalgic memories I had forgotten. Cheers! :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

ROO does not count. The argument right now is Tigger vs Eeyore vs the Almighty Pooh.

[Blaine]

<center>http://www.mcjannet.freeserve.co.uk/pooh/pooh&crobin&rabbit.gif</center>

[Jehova Eaven]

Piglet is on his bottom, not really on his face.

[Verse Dawnstrider]

Look at the size of Roo's feet. I think it is not possible for him to fall over.

[Zeke]

ITS THE MACHO POOH! Hell yes!

[Blaine]

<center>http://www.2momluvme.com/kardz/eeyore.gif</center>

[Wei Wu Wei]

MAcho Pooh! Huwah! And Piglet does not count either. Piglet is Pooh's bi tch.

[Verse Dawnstrider]

How did this argument even start?

[Zeke]

Wei said "Winnie the Pooh is macho" and others disagreed. How ELSE do arguments start?

[Wei Wu Wei]

POOH IS MACHO! He says things like, "There is a rumbly in my tumbly"

That's poetry man! Deep stuff, there.

[Verse Dawnstrider]

lol, well I can't argue with that.

[Blaine]

I think they're all the sh¡t.

[ReaperFett]

http://www.thestephenator.com/austin/Austin%20Pix/Eeyore/EEYORE.jpg


Can I just say btw, this is one of the most genuinely funny threads I have read :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

Thanks Fett. Nice pic of Eeyore. Eeyore can have the US. Pooh owns the world in the palm of his hand!

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Tigger.

Is.

The.

Tiger.




You all scare me.

http://www.swroleplay.com/forum/images/smilies/hidecomp.gif

[Wei Wu Wei]

You are just jealous cause Pooh is the most Macho beast alive. Dry it up. And the thing about tiggers: there is only one. So, ha! He's endangered. hemight as welll give up the ghost.

[Cherice St_Hilare]

If you look closely at the ice-skating picture, Tigger had "dived" onto the ice. Talk about courage ! :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I would just like to clear up a few points:

1. I did not mean to bring sexual ethics/orientation into this disscussion, but whenever people bring up Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too, that is the comment that I always make. Sorry if I offended anyone, and this forum IS PG-13 not PG! THanks!

2. Piglet is my favorite. Nope, not very macho, but its had to be macho when one is an Animal of Very Little Size.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Ok, Tigger is a stuck up little snot. He fell and made it look like he took a dive just so he would not look stupid and show the world how Macho Pooh really is.

If I had to give a second place, it would be Piglet.

[Zeke]

Plus, there are books of Chinese philosophy called The Tao of Pooh and the Te of Piglet. Ya gotta give props for that.

[ReaperFett]

But who wants to worship pooh? :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

Not worshipping Pooh. Pooh is just a role model. Be macho, like Pooh. Fett, you need a role model. Do the Pooh. Ok?

[ReaperFett]

I follow the Eeyore!

[Jehova Eaven]

Fonzie is my role model.

[Zeke]

Heeeeey! Fonzie can sit on it! Pooh is the master! Fett, those books used Pooh and Piglet to explain the principles of Te and Taoism. Good reads, both of them.

[Marcus Telcontar]

If Fonzie is your role model, your not doing a good job following said role.

[Wei Wu Wei]

It's easy ot be like Pooh. DO THE POOH!

[Dwayne Hicks]

Bathroom is thataway dude

[Wei Wu Wei]

Well, It's about time. I sadi Do the Pooh two posts in a row. It's about time somebody said that. I just knew it was gonna happen. But I digress

Winnie the Pooh is the ultimate in macho.

[Leeloo Mina]

I cant belive you guys are talking about this :lol

Eeyore is AWSOME but Tigger has a cool song >D

The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things
their tops are made out of rubber their bottoms are made out of springs they're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one.

^_^

http://www.oh-no.com/tig.gif



and I think Christopher Robin Hood had them ALL beat in the macho department :lol

[Inu]

Flouncy is an insulting term used upon those who are airheaded. You do realise this, right?

[Leeloo Mina]

I didnt say TIGGER was cool, I said his theme song was. =P

[Inu]

Pooh doesn't need a theme to be cool. That's why he has a show, and Tigger has a theme song that insults him.

[Garmollo Apostate]

Yeah. Remember the TV theme song for the old Winnie the Pooh

Pooh bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear. It's me and it's you. Silly old Winnie the Pooh.

Oh yeah. Me and Pooh were tight. Like brothers or something.

[Dwayne Hicks]

I'm more cool than Pooh Bear. You see, I have Guns. Big Guns. Guns are Uber-cool. Guns are good for shooting stuff.

Thence, I'm much coolness

[Wei Wu Wei]

Yeah, but can you make a Heffalump trap? Can you? Do you even know what a Heffalump is or what it looks like? How do you know what heffalumps like to eat?

You don;t. but Pooh does. So ha.

[Inu]

And Pooh could catch a Heffalump without big guns, or even the Heffalump trap.

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

Marrrcusss, sssummon the can orrr the pan. One of them, pleassse!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

How about I summon a FORCE WATERMELON LAUNCHER and splatter em all agains the walls?

[Inu]

Go ahead.

[Korik Bannor]

"Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!"





Muahahah >D

[Inu]

::readies his defense::

[Wei Wu Wei]

NOT THE WATERMELON LAUNCHER!

:: shudders::

That thing gave me nightmares. Even though it was on the boards, I took a bath 2 times just to get rid of that gross feeling.

[Bette Davis]

:lol:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol!!!

That's pretty funny..

and Inu-

He look like a woman.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Poor Leeloo knows nothing about anime. Poor thing. He's a demon. Bug bushy long hair. Hair cuts were non-existent pretty much in Feudal Japan.

[Leeloo Mina]

His face looks like a woman. I've seen women anime characters that looked just like him :p

[Graham Holfast]

I thought he was a woman at first, as he resembles Ryoko.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew? he doesn't look like Ryoko at all...I rped with her so I should know.....*won't post the pic again because of all the nosebleeds it caused before*

[Inu]

After this there should be no doubt about Inu-Yasha's gender.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

"he look like a man"-Mad TV lady

[Leeloo Mina]

that lady was cool ^_^

He look like a woman with a man's chest :lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Inu]

OMFG! How did Leeloo get in Inu-Yasha?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew?

[Inu]

Not accurate enough? Here's a good one!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

O_o my eyes!!!!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

You could at least pick out a character that has orange hair if you're going to try to insult me :p

[Inu]

Nah, b'cuz your hair ain't orange and you aren't as young as you were.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Leeloo. Just stop right now. You obviously do not know how to tell the difference between anime men and women. You will only make things worse by continuing this. PLease stop before a mod has to come and put a stop to the wonderful Macho Pooh thread.

[Leeloo Mina]

Is it not okay for me to say what I think? :( I wasn't trying to insult him or anything.. I was mostly joking around and I guess you and Inu took it wrong.

But please, continue with your Macho Winne the Pooh thread

[Lord Gue]

pooh bear winnie the pooh bear....

[Zatania Duvall]

Oh bah! Inu-Yasha looks like a man. I've seen worse. Like in the game A Thousand Arms, one of the characters looks so much like a woman that the main character mindlessly hits on HIM. Thats what happened when you have long hair, a pretty face, and pink clothing... I'll have to find a picture.

[Zatania Duvall]

Found a pic, but it's not very good. There aren't very many fan sites for the character that have good pics. >.<

He's in the back.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Soushi Mahoroba! He does look like a woman, don;t he? and in the game he was just as much a player as The main character was.

[Zatania Duvall]

I never got a chance to beat the game. My game always got erased on it so I gave up.

I seriously thought he was a woman before I even played the game cuz I saw him pic somewhere and thought "Kick ass! Another girl that I'll be able to have Meis date and get more magic and a stronger sword." You could imagine my shock to find that it was a man. :x

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Fushigi Yugi has one of those too but the funnier part about that is in the omake when the men are all forced to dress up like women, one of them looks so bad that they blur his face.....

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol okay, I admit after seeing that Inu looks like a man.