I feel insulted. [Leeloo rant]

[imported_Taja Loraan]

I feel insulted. [ranting about Leeloo]

Leeloo gets a CT suggesting she's insane. Leeloo has everyone thinking she's insane. Leeloo supposedly acts and talks insane.

But the truth of the matter is ... Leeloo is NOT insane.

Tis true.

I, however, am. I've been meaning to post something along these lines for over like a year now, but never got around to it. People here never acknowledge my insanity. It's very degrading. However, as nobody seems to believe me, I think I'll settle for a truce before I really do head over to the States just to :shootin Crystal and claim the title that is rightfully mine.

I shall satisfy myself with being The Mental One, whereas Crystal can retain the whole Insanity thing.

That is all.

Thank-you.


P.S. Not really.

P.S.2. Or ... really?

P.S.3. Mwahahahaahahah*cough*ha - !

P.S.4. This really isn't intended to be spam. :)

[Sene Unty]

I had no idea how insane you really were.....thanks for telling me:D

[Leeloo Mina]

O_o o_O.....Uh, sorry?

[Sene Unty]

AN INSANITY CHALLENGE!!!!! COME ONE COME ALL TO SEE THESE TWO DUKE IT OUT FOR THE TITLE OF MOST INSANE!!!!!!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

-_- I hate you Sene.

She can have the title of most insane. I dont care if someone's nuttier than me. I'm just being myself.. not trying to win some kind of title. Unless it comes with a prize?! :)

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

I PUT $20 ON LEELOO!!

[Sene Unty]

$75 dollars on leeloo

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

$100 ON TAJA THEN

[Sene Unty]

*steals the chickens money*

no more betting

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

*pulls out more money*

$200 dollars on me!...even though I'm not insane...Just fun

[Sene Unty]

Uhoh now the chickens in the race.......this could get ugly

[Leeloo Mina]

Geez. *steals all their money and goes to get some new orange rubber suspenders*

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

Orange rubber chicken suspenders


mmm rubber chicken

*takes a bit from wing*

[Sene Unty]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Wei Wu Wei]

Oh, wow. This look sto be inspired by an acid trip.

[Sene Unty]

A baddddd acid trip

[Leeloo Mina]

Nah, A very good one :lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

Multipass

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

*eats a chicken wing*

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*bops chicken for being a cannibal again*

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

=p

*keeps eating the chicken wing*

[Leeloo Mina]

hehe

*holds up a multipass*


Leeloo Mina Multipass.

Multipass!!

MUL-TI-PASS!!!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol nutter.....

[Leeloo Mina]

Never seen the 5th element?!?!!?!

A CURSE ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!!

Unless they've seen the 5th element.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

seen it, just don't remember what you're talking about.....

[Leeloo Mina]

:mad

Well.. SEE IT AGAIN!!!

RIGHT NOW!!

How could ANYONE forget multipass!? :p

What about "A-a-auto-o wa-a-sh"?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

autowash, I remember that but not multipass...*makes note to borrow it from her sister*

[Leeloo Mina]

:D

good..

*moves somewhere else before Taja can kill her o_O*

[Vinny Red]

Yes Leeloo, she knows it's a Multi Pass ;)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

o_O what now? *is confused*

[Leeloo Mina]

MULTIPASS!

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

*has no clue what Mutipass is*

[Leeloo Mina]

O_O

HOW COULD YOU NOT?!!

HAVENT I MADE YOU WATCH THAT MOVIE?!!

I'll make you watch it next time you're here...

[Leeloo Mina]

http://leeloosdomain.clanhappy.com/multipass.jpg

Multipass.

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

Yeah you've made me watch it..like 2 weeks ago...and I still couldn't of told you what it was.

[Leeloo Mina]

Blah.

[Marcus Telcontar]

baaaaaaa!

TWANG!

:: Fires a sheep at Chimp's butt! ::

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Leeloo Mina
http://leeloosdomain.clanhappy.com/multipass.jpg

Multipass.

That picture is so sexy. Oh my lord she looked amazing in that film.

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

*runs around trying to put his butt out*

HOT BUT!! HOT BUT!!

[Kelt Simoson]

Multipass.......

yeah yeah...its a Multipass......ITS A MULTIPASS *Drags her away*

were in love:D

good movie

[Leeloo Mina]

hehehe ^_^

Yeah it's a great movie.. And I thnk if I had RPed Leeloo correctly she would fit in the sw universe pretty well.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

o_O *still is confused somewhat*

[Sene Unty]

I get it.......but I dont at the same time.....weird

[Leeloo Mina]

get what?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

dunno, I don't completely get it myself but I need to watch the movie again.....

[Leeloo Mina]

Yes. YOU MUST WATCH THE 5TH ELEMENT!


YOU MUST WATCH IT NOW! THEN COME HERE AND WORSHIP LEELOO!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

I'll watch it but I don't worship anybody....

[Leeloo Mina]

Except me

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

I don't worship Leeloo :mneh

[Leeloo Mina]

Yes you do.

I have right here on tape.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*eats tape* now ya don't...

[Dis Katon]

Don't worship Leeloo..worship the chicken like me :D

[Leeloo Mina]

*pulls out another copy of the tape and sticks it down her pants then hands it to Seer* wanna eat this one? =P

[Hunk]

O_o


ANYWAY...

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

[Gia Van Derveld]

o_O

I'd call you all weirdos, but I think you'd like it.

And Leeloo, sorry for using Milla! but I don't use 5th Element piccies, so can we share??? :( :D

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol yeah that's the sad thing.. we would

and oh. I don't care.. I was just commenting that it frightened me at first seeing another milla :lol :) It doesn't bother me that you use her :)

[Gia Van Derveld]

hehe ok!! :D

[Kregain Richtien]

5th Element was good, but not something one would worship, Triple xXx, now thats a good movie :p

[Gia Van Derveld]

*:shootin xXx* 5th Element pwns xXx!!

[Leeloo Mina]

I agree with Gia :p

5TH ELEMENT=GOOD

XXX=BAD

:mneh

[Hunk]

*thwacks Kregain with the rubber chicken*

No! Bad monkey!

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol!

[Sene Unty]

you don't need to put triple before xXx.....its the same thing.

[imported_Taja Loraan]

I've seen The Fifth Element. Just yesterday, actually. Nothing very great about it. Ending too predictable. And I can't understand why they'd choose Milla to represent a perfect being ... she's flat-chested. o_O Angelina Jolie would've made a better Leeloo.

One of my all-time favorite movies has to be Saving Private Ryan. Amazing, that. And I haven't seen xXx, because action-esque flicks really don't appeal to me at all.

[Sene Unty]

xXx didn't look like it would tickle my pickle either......

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Glad someone else feels that way. :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

XXX is only rent worthy imo....didn't really look interesting enough to see in the theater....

[Lord Gue]

A BOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo*weeze gasp gasp*ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

xXx was a great movie!
3 international superstars cant go wrong, awesome soundtrack, GREAT THEARTER MOVIE!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

meh....can too, take the Royal Tenenbalms....very bad movie.....

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

So an I like the GJO baseball bat now?

[Leeloo Mina]

Yes you are..


And I think Milla made a good Leeloo :p

She might not have big breasts but she did I good job in that movie. Luc Besson probaly didnt want someone that people reconize. And just because she's "perfect" doesn't mean she has to be OUR vision of perfect.. :mneh

And I dont like action flicks either.. Not going to see xXx unless I'm paid for it :)

[Sene Unty]

mmmmmmm big breasts ahhhhhhhhh

[Alpha]

:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

Well, Chicken

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*watched Fifth element again finally* ah, I understand now...multipass.....

[Hunk]

Yes, yes, she knows it's a multipass.




take the Royal Tenenbalms....very bad movie.....

I cannot believe you just said that.

[Leeloo Mina]

I've never seen that movie..

And YAY!!

Multipass ^_^

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*flaunts multipass* :mneh

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

I liked the Royal Tenenbaums! *skritches Seerrasseei* >D

[Lord Que]

skritches...
hehe

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

*sidles up to Que* Why, hello therrre. Want to warrrm my bed tonjight...and clean my house tomorrrrrrow and forrr the rrrest of yourrr ljife? jI need a new boy toy. Sanjis' hearrrt sjimply jisn't jin jit anymorrre. jIt's so sad when thejirrr spjirrrjits get brrroken.. >D

[Lord Que]

lol, I think youd want a challenge, cat and mouse as it were, id do your bidding much to quickly :p

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*scratches Daa since she's too lazy to switch nics*

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

*backhands Sorreessa and gets her fired by planting non Cizerack porn on her KAR work computer* >D

[Lord Que]

*takes screenshots off Sorrs comp*

[Leeloo Mina]

*makes Cirr Porn*

:angel

[Lord Que]

*Gives his right nut to see Leeloo and ciz porn*

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

:x *gets grossed out by Que's right nut and runs away screaming* :eek

[Lord Que]

dont like Cashews?

*Eats somemore planters*

[Leeloo Mina]

o_O

:lol

WTF

WHY would you want to see Leeloo and Cirr porn anyway? :mneh

[Lord Que]

hehe, two of the boards objects of affection together, why not?

personal choice I guess hehe

[Leeloo Mina]

Greatest sexual objects? o_O

[Lord Que]

ummm, objects of affection?

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

Either way

Wtf?

How am I one? o_O

[Lord Que]

;) :D

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

Umm.. okay then

o_O

[Lord Que]

*not good with hints*
:lol

[imported_Imp]

Look out Cirr!!!!

Gue/Que has the hots for you.

[imported_Imp]

Gue/Que = GooKeh

:x

Someone needs to wash up after they do that. :x!!!!!!

[Lord Que]

Cirr?

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by Leeloo Mina
o_O

:lol

WTF

WHY would you want to see Leeloo and Cirr porn anyway? :mneh Replied to with......
Originally posted by Lord Que
hehe, two of the boards objects of affection together, why not?

personal choice I guess hehe .....

[Lord Que]

Originally posted by Lord Que
*Gives his right nut to see Leeloo and ciz porn*

my bad, didnt see she said Cirr, thought she said Ciz

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol *Sorr shakes fist at Sass*

[Lord Gue]

LOL

no, not at you

Watchin the ridin scene in Lightning Jack

[Lord Gue]

Originally posted by Sasseeri Reeouurra
*sidles up to Que* Why, hello therrre. Want to warrrm my bed tonjight...and clean my house tomorrrrrrow and forrr the rrrest of yourrr ljife? jI need a new boy toy. Sanjis' hearrrt sjimply jisn't jin jit anymorrre. jIt's so sad when thejirrr spjirrrjits get brrroken.. >D

oh, and BTW, if theres actually an offer in there, Im all for it lol

[imported_Taja Loraan]

:eek

My thread has been tainted. :cry

[Alpha]

Of course. :D

[Number 62]

THE CHICKEN IS GOD!!!!BOW TO HIM!!!

[Hunk]

:: thwacks Number 62 with the rubber chicken::

Not the mamma!

[Lord Gue]

FRAN!

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol!!!!!

Thank you for making me remember that show, Hunk :lol


*bows to the chicken gods*

And of course your thread is tainted... And hijacked... hehe

[Alpha]

Everything gets hijacked. :D

[Leeloo Mina]

>D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Alpha]

:lol

[Number 62]

[cow laughing]Not yet made[/cow laughing]

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew? *bops #62/cow*

[Number 62]

don't bop my cow...Bessy doesn't like to be boped

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*bops cow again* >D

[Number 62]

:mad *bops cat for boping my cow*:mad

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

*uses the chicken to bop the cat*

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*bops cow and chicken then starts laughing* :lol >D

[Number 62]

*jumps on the cows back as he screams "DON"T CRY BESSY SHE WON"T HURT YOU ANYMORE"

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*laughs harder* :lol :lol

[Number 62]

*hugs the cow*

Its all going to be okay Bessy

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol :lol :lol >D

[Number 62]

*Rides Bessy off into the sun set*

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

I scared a cow! >D

[Number 62]

You scary....me o_O confused

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

>D

[Number 62]

:zzz



:mneh

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*bops #62* wake up! :lol

[Number 62]

:lol NNNNEEEEVVVVEEEERRRR.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*bops repeatedly :headbash *

[Number 62]

:lol Pulls out light saber "I challenge you to a duel"

:duel

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

peh...*bops him with FWI* jI wjin! >D

[Number 62]

:( "I lose" :(

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

yep.....:evil

[Leeloo Mina]

.......WTF???

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*points to #62* he started it :angel

[Leeloo Mina]

Well.. I'm finishing it!!!

WITH THIS!!

Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon

She will never turn her back on a friend
She is always there to defend
She is the one on whom we depend
She is the one named Sailor Moon


>D >D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

wtf?

[Number 62]

....Now that is scary...*Runs out of the thread for a second then runs back in wearing a salior moon outfit* NOW THIS IS SCARY!!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*bops #62* don't do that!

[Number 62]

Does this make me look fat?

[Leeloo Mina]

Yes.

[Leeloo Mina]

Better let me wear it *rips the suit off of 62*

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

O_o *points and laughs*

[Leeloo Mina]

*goes to change into the ripped salior outfit*

....




*comes back into the thread*

MOON...SOMETHING OR ANOTHER!

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

Gives 62 a gaint rubber chicken suit to wear.."Wear this"


ooc-my 62 account..just died :(

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol poor chicken/62

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

*face truns bright red before his head blows up*

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

mew? :lol

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol WTF?

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

*head pulls back together*

Anyone else here that ringing?

[Alpha]

*picks up his phone*

Sorry, that was my phone. :)

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

*Runs over and grabs Alphas' phone*

"Sorry this phone is no longer working...BEEP!!"

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

Isn't that supposed to be something about the line being disconnected..or...that number being disconnted... or.. something?

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

;) Maybe *confused*

[Alpha]

"We're sorry, the line you dialed is no longer in existance. Please hang up and run away." :D

[Chimp the Rubber chicken]

*phone blows up*

"sorry"

[Alpha]

:lol

[Lord Gue]

*Talks into his shoe*

Whats that cheif? Ok cheif, im on it....

[Leeloo Mina]

... O_o

uh huh.

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

[Alpha]

EAT ME!!!

[Lord Gue]

rather not

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Alpha]

:lol. I wasn't talking to you! :) I was talking to one of our female posters in here...Aside form Gue. ;) :lol j/k!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

*isn't a poster* :D

[Alpha]

no, you're someone who posts. :)

[Leeloo Mina]

I never post, what are you talking about? :huh

:crack

[Sene Unty]

Nah you never do miss 1641 in two hours........

[Leeloo Mina]

:mneh

I've been slowing down a little..

[Sene Unty]

Riiiiiiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttt ttttttttttt!



I believe you *obviously doesn't*

[Leeloo Mina]

*stab stab stab*

GAH!! Die already.

[Sene Unty]

*Gets stabbed for third time*

Owwww. Stop that :(

[Leeloo Mina]

No. It's fun.

[Sene Unty]

alright than you can keep doing it

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Alpha]

stabbing fetish at work again...:)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

yep..... :lol

[Alpha]

:)

[Leeloo Mina]

*bites random... cute guys*

>D

[Alpha]

*watches as he doesn't get bit.*

:(

[Leeloo Mina]

(makes sure to bite him this time* >D

[Alpha]

Ah, but now you're not biting cute guys anymore...:S