Personal Ads

[Diego Van Derveld]

Single, white Lupine male seeking single female of reasonable human-compatible species. Must be very maternal, have wide hips or not mind developing them, and be interested in large families. Must enjoy cuddling. Must be clean, healthy, and enjoy the great outdoors. Cooking skills are optional, but knowledge of anatomy is a definite perk. Non-smokers, Non-Jedi, Non-Sith, and non-force of any persuasion. Also, it is best to not be allergic to dog hair.

All interested applicants apply here ^_^;

[Gia Van Derveld]

*pokes head into thread* Hey baby. ;)

[Brielle Acaana]

*nudges Gia out of the way* All of the above and my Daddy is rich! ;)

[Raven Callador]

Pushs em both aside."I can cook and I'm rich in my own right." Waggels eyebrows up and down...:)

[Lord Gue]

wow, i never had this kinda luck IC

[Gia Van Derveld]

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[Verse Dawnstrider]

no freakin' lie. I sould make one. We need a 'Personal Ads' Thread were all us single men can try and 'get the hook-up"

[Lord Gue]

kinda married bub, no use to me now

[Diego Van Derveld]

yes but the difference is that I have discriminating taste, and you're just looking for something warm with a pulse.

[Lord Gue]

Im not looking at all....

[Verse Dawnstrider]

The sad thing is that is excaly right....and I am still havin' no luck IC. So, if I get picky I will get the girl?

[Gia Van Derveld]

*cough*

[Zatania Duvall]

Looks like I'm out for several reasons. :P

[Ilyarna]

Is it too late to apply? I can cook too.

but be prepared - Snack may fight for me!

[Diego Van Derveld]

Bachelorettes...tell me your idea of the perfect date :)

[Gia Van Derveld]

A perfect date is when the guy doesn't get high on glit, doesn't beat me, and doesn't pass out before its "my turn" if you know what I mean. ;) And...I think you know what I mean... :mischief

[Vega Van-Derveld]

You forgot to mention your baggage :D

[Korik Bannor]

IC relationships can be great fun. I am sooo scatterbrained these days combined with my short attention span. Bah, one is fine, two is overwhelming! :)

[Diego Van Derveld]

(eases Vega out of the thread)

Out of sight, out of mind! ^_^; ^_^; :uhoh

Very good, Gia. You won't have to worry, I'm pretty nocturnal, and know how to share :)

[Severen Morkonis]

Dirty git....but the ladies man huh?

[Zatania Duvall]

My character doesn't think about relationships. She's too dull in the brain.. for now. ;)

[Diego Van Derveld]

I'm not a dirty git :mad, I'm a family man. Albeit I'm trying to atone for the sins of sons now past ;).

[Verse Dawnstrider]

Where is all the kids at? They need to show up. Everyone knows Vega is a man-whore. That only makes you look that much better. We need all the lil' buggers.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:hat hmmm?

[Diego Van Derveld]

I have no children ^_^; they are dead...

[Vega Van-Derveld]

A few of them are, yes. Not that I had any hand in that :angel

[Diego Van Derveld]

Damn preachers daughter/son/thing :grumble

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Waitwait.. what about your daughter? Have you just forgotten about her? :mad

[imported_Callista]

:lol

[Gia Van Derveld]

You mean...you have some children already? ^_^; So I'm applying to be a step mom? :eek

[Vega Van-Derveld]

YAY I gotsa a new mommy ... >D

[Diego Van Derveld]

Clones are so difficult to explain. (sigh) Broken homes...:(

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Oh well. At least we aren't hillbillies.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol But...I thought Diego liked to live in the forests and the hills??

[Christopher Gue]

This is a story bout a man named Jed, a poor country man who barely kept his family fed...

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Ok, let me rephrase that - At least I'm not a hillbilly :)

[Diego Van Derveld]

Rural life can be invigorating :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol can't apply with this nic.....

[Sene Unty]

I love rural life :D

[Korik Bannor]

:lol Shoo, t'ere is a helluvalot of Van Derveld's arun 'ere but t'ere's nevah any mommys. Makes one wonder I reck'n! ;)

[Ryla Relvinian]

Hmm... personal ad... now there's an idea. ;)

[Dante]

they seem to die off pretty fast, as do the little brothers and sisters... [bows head for a second in rememberance]
Vega probably ate his twin whilst still in the womb:mischief

[Severen Morkonis]

No no no....i will not have you saying that about Vega...............he stabed his twin :D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

oh much better....:rolleyes

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Eat? Stab? NO WAY.

... Choking em is more my style! :D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol must not say other thought came to mind.......

[Diego Van Derveld]

Between me and Vega, what family needs ENEMIES?

Patricide, Fratricide...its a big happy family deathtrap!

[Strider]

Personal Ad's. um... like, isn't that what we are doing right now?