There's beer in my tummy and sushi in my fridge

[Commander Zemil Vymes]

And we won our football game, so I'm thinking good thoughts. ^_^;

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

nutter....:mneh

[Zeke]

I used to live next door to a family called the Nutters.

[Commander Zemil Vymes]

I had a friend whos last name was Bonner. Not suprisingly, we all called him Boner. I hear he now has a stuttering problem ;)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol there's some pretty funny names that come through BB, the hardest one is to not laugh at is the little chinese lady who is Miss. Tampon.....:lol

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

:eek :lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

it's so damn hard to not laugh and I'm always the one who ends up helping her...it's as hard not to laugh as when old ladies ask for the porno.....

[Crystal]

:lol:lol!!!!!

Miss Tampon?? No wonder she's not s Mrs :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

old ladies asking for PORNO!? o_O :eek

[Commander Zemil Vymes]

One time, I bought a 50+ porno mag as a gag gift for a friend on Christmas. Walked into this little mom and pop gas station and with a smile on my face, asked for it, and a jar of vasoline. The look I got was priceless.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:x

[Motssumi Rosskaarru]

:lol actually we get asked about pornos around father's day and such, I've had 3 old ladies ask me for pornos, they come and whisper it to ya, except the last one, she said it real loud......

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol:lol

[Commander Zemil Vymes]

I love porn names when they're parodies of real titles.

My favorite is "A Sale of two Titties"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

now that's odd, I used to live next door to a family called the Nutters too, Zeke O_o

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Our schools head teacher is called Mr Cuntwell :D

[Admiral Lebron]

Theres a kid in my Spanish class named John Semens.

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol!!

I dont know anyone with weird last names like that.

[ReaperFett]

I believe one of my old teachers was called Richard Knott. Think about it :)

[Zeke]

Hey s'Il, did the Nutters you know live in Iowa at any point in time?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol damn I used to know another kid with a funny last name but I can't think of it right now....

[Sene Unty]

Richard Knotts....LOL priceless.

my math teacher in 10th grade's first name was Oreon. It wasn't funny except when it was written on the report cards. Since only the first four letters of his name could fit, we all thought his name was Oreo for like a year. It was even more funny because we hated him........I guess you had to be there.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol kinda like waiting for the teacher to try to pronounce Micah's name...he was Mi-kah, Mic-Kah....it was fun at the start of a new year or when we got a sub....

[Sene Unty]

Subs are always a good laugh. They always screw up everyones name. :D

I dont know why people screw up mine though. Sean is not that difficult. They always say Scene. I don't get it.

[Leeloo Mina]

Yeah, I've seen subs call guys with a name as simple as "Chris" something else... and they're actually TEACHING KIDS?!

My name doesn't get screwed up that often.. Usally it just gets spelt with a K instead of a C. I used to havea teacher who kept calling me "kiss-tal" I dont think she could pronounce "Crystal".. I told her how to say it but she never got it.

[Sene Unty]

I say we start calling Leeloo Kiss-Tal:

Hey Kiss-Tal.... What you doin' Kiss-Tal..... How you been Kiss-Tal....

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

meh, all Crystals get called that....

[Wei Wu Wei]

there is a rumbly in my tumbly.

[Leeloo Mina]

I say we kill all the people at board that refer to me as kisstal

[Sene Unty]

Whats a matter Kiss-Tal.....don't like it :lol