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Sene Unty
Sep 19th, 2002, 12:41:05 PM
http://www.theonion.com/onion3829/yodas_penis.html
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I think its funny as hell. I thought some of you would get a kick out of it! :D
Wei Wu Wei
Sep 19th, 2002, 12:47:51 PM
Ok...that guy is messed up...that is wrong. lol
Nasseeri Haalleerraa
Sep 19th, 2002, 12:50:48 PM
Djidnt sssomeone elssse possst thjisss about thrrree weeksss ago?
Sene Unty
Sep 19th, 2002, 12:50:55 PM
LOL I think its a joke......okay I know its a joke. Its in the Onion so it has to be.
Vega Van-Derveld
Sep 19th, 2002, 12:51:13 PM
Even now, just looking at you, I can tell your very being trembles with curiosity about Yoda's penis
Nono, infact I'm quite happy not knowing anything about it :x
Diego Van Derveld
Sep 19th, 2002, 12:52:18 PM
<img src=http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3829/yodas_penis.jpg>
Well, here's the face of the gayest man alive.
Sene Unty
Sep 19th, 2002, 12:53:54 PM
ROFLMAO!!!
Jedi Neo
Sep 19th, 2002, 01:00:04 PM
LOL!
Leeloo Mina
Sep 19th, 2002, 01:06:20 PM
LOL!!! WTF????
That guy scares me. Please get him away from me.
He's REALLY obsessed with yoda's crotch. :lol
Vega Van-Derveld
Sep 19th, 2002, 01:10:28 PM
I was about to say, the face of the writer says it all ;) :lol
Leeloo Mina
Sep 19th, 2002, 01:12:24 PM
Yeah, we can tell what he dreams about.
That never even crossed my mind before now. >_< And.. what kind of weirdo thinks of yoda laying there naked and invisible?!!
I wonder if he hopes invisible yoda will vist him in the middle of the night.
Kregain Richtien
Sep 19th, 2002, 01:13:12 PM
Nope, I can honestly say Ive never wondered, and Im still not
Korik Bannor
Sep 19th, 2002, 02:37:39 PM
Disturbing... very disturbing... :lol
:x
Wei Wu Wei
Sep 19th, 2002, 03:08:09 PM
::Falls to the floor, shaking violently:: AAHHH!! SCARY!
::Siezes::
Sene Unty
Sep 19th, 2002, 03:29:34 PM
what you guys didn't think it was funny?????
Nupraptor
Sep 19th, 2002, 04:15:31 PM
Sene: This reminds me of the conversation we had with Robert about Obi Wan... "getting lucky" with Amidala in Episode 2. >_<
Leeloo Mina
Sep 19th, 2002, 04:22:54 PM
>_<
Thanks for sharing that, nup.. We need that image in our heads just like we need the image of some guy thinking about yoda's penis
:lol
Diego Van Derveld
Sep 19th, 2002, 04:29:06 PM
Why not go for broke and ponder "Jabba's penis" >_<
Aeris Jin Kerr
Sep 19th, 2002, 04:31:05 PM
You know, he was getting pretty descriptive with those questions about Yoda's member. >_<
Zeke
Sep 19th, 2002, 04:31:58 PM
::walks in then turns and walks away...::
Kaytor Surna
Sep 19th, 2002, 04:44:51 PM
*horrified blinking*
That was the most disturbing thing in the world.
Actualy I am lieing. Ive heard worse on band tours.
Seerrasseei Tsseerra
Sep 19th, 2002, 04:46:27 PM
never thought about and didn't want to.... >_< :x
Sene Unty
Sep 19th, 2002, 05:14:37 PM
Hey nup......I forgot about that. LOL. Robert was crazy. Obi Wan and Amidala.......crazy. Funny but insane.
But come on guys......no one has really wondered what it looks like???????
:D LOL
Sarah Kross
Sep 19th, 2002, 06:01:31 PM
No one except him ... and you, Sene. :D
Wow, you're two peas in a pod. Are YOU going to write an article on what Yoda's butt looks like ?
Xenodoros Stormrider
Sep 19th, 2002, 06:55:46 PM
And are you actually claiming that back in 1999, you sat through all of Phantom Menace, not once wishing that the gusty winds of Coruscant would give Yoda a little skirt-blow?
Err... yeah, this guy's got a weird fetish. :lol But it is funny. Honestly, I've never thought about Yoda's noodle... Or I would have been joking about it ages ago.
I don't think Yoda has that kind of thing...... o_O
Sanis Prent
Sep 19th, 2002, 07:00:03 PM
Makes you wonder if its like Mini-me and his "tripod" >_<
Jibrielle Abunai
Sep 19th, 2002, 07:13:10 PM
ARGH !!!
Thanks for bringing that to mind, Sanis. -_-;
Leeloo Mina
Sep 19th, 2002, 09:54:13 PM
>_< I don't want to think about jabba and his slave girls anymore than I want to think about Yoda's member.
Though I have to admit, thanks to a friend.. the jabba thing has crossed my mind. O_o o_O
Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 19th, 2002, 11:41:57 PM
:x read that before so don't need to read that again. Someone posted that about a month ago.
>_< >_<
Sene Unty
Sep 20th, 2002, 07:46:16 AM
I really hope that no one has taken this guys article as a serious need to see his penis. It's an article in the Onion for god sakes. They ridicule everything and anything that needs to be ridiculed. I really think its funny as hell. I doubt that picture is even of the guy who wrote it. I read an article today in the Onion by a dog who isn't proud of the things he has done. Its all supposed to be funny. :D
Leeloo Mina
Sep 20th, 2002, 03:49:35 PM
Yes, yes I know.. =P
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