The Funniest Counter Strike Cartoon... EVER

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=59679

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=59679

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=59679

CLICK ON IT!!!

It is flash, but so funny. And I have seen some pretty bad crap made but never at Newgrounds.

[Morgan Evanar]

Wow... that was not funny at all. Between the bad spelling, the overall lack of animation skill presented, and the real lack of cohesion, I'm underwhelmed.

[Jehova Eaven]

and its on newgrounds, so you know what that means fellow broadband users... SLOWNESS! Argh! its not even worth looking it when you have to deal with that speed.

[Robi]

I just get this:


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[Leeloo Mina]

I'm too lazy to watch it right now, maybe later :)

[Nupraptor]

Don't bother. The first two posters summed it up nicely.

The spelling and grammar were painful, and the animation was atrocious. There's one stick figure who's head is a different shade of blue than the rest of its body.

[Coco Blake]

I've seen better :\

[Diego Van Derveld]

The suckiest suck to ever suck!

[Kregain Richtien]

its funny

[Coco Blake]

Originally posted by Diego Van Derveld
The suckiest suck to ever suck!


LMFAO :crack

[Marcus Telcontar]

Okay, so I dont get it.

[Coco Blake]

Don't worry. Not overly funny anyways :p

[Diego Van Derveld]

Now that I've actually seen it...


...WTF, that was the absolute crappiest waste of bandwidth in the history of mankind! I'd rather watch Justin Timberlake wax his bikini line than that POS!

[Marcus Telcontar]

So its a WOMBAT link?

[Coco Blake]

A who??? O_o

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

You guys must not be TRUE counter-strike fans... shame on you... SHAME ON YOU ALL!!! Anyone who plays CS often will understand. And the bad spelling is something to make fun of also.

[Diego Van Derveld]

Morgan plays about 1000 times more CS than you, and he also found it about as funny as testicular cancer. Therefore, I have to call shenanigans!

[Marcus Telcontar]

WOMBAT - Waste Of Money, Bandwidth And Time

[Coco Blake]

AH. Okay. Yep, I guess it is...

[Nupraptor]

I was praying that the poor spelling was intentional. But it reared it's ugly head even in the "narrated" parts.

[Dae Jinn]

Some people just have bad spelling....:x It's Le Ick though, I mean, we have SPELL CHECK NOW!!!!

[Morgan Evanar]

Its possible he plays more CS than I do. I play an average of an hour a day, but I've been doing so since Beta 1.


TRUE counter-strike fans

Um. Ok. I guess my and my clan's year plus tenure in STA's CS leauge means next to nothing.

Tell me, short of us quitting our jobs and playing CS full time, how much more do you want us to do?

[Kregain Richtien]

lol, I play it as often as I have time for

[Kelt Simoson]

I only part i found was the sniper parts as i can relate to it, they call me a camping be-atch all the time and im only sniping...thats what a sniper rifle is for right?

[Diego Van Derveld]

It works unless you have people against you who know what angles and trajectory are, and can divine your position fairly quickly. There's more to sniping than hiding and shooting. For one, I never shoot at first sight. Thats the easiest way to die. To snipe, you get people comfortable in what they're doing. That means sometimes letting some folks move around in your line of fire. What happens is that you can actually find yourself in the midst of an area they control, and one in which they now assume is sovereign ground. They often will be more concerned about getting to the action than to notice there's a sniper now in their midst. Their guard's down, and when you finally cut loose, you can catch everyone with their pants down. By the time they recover....you've moved on. Once your massacre is finished, you were never there.

[Kelt Simoson]

When i snipe i try to find a position where i have a good view on the action, a place to run to for protection if they spot me from the ground or lob a few pinapples (genaes) up to me, IE behind a wall. Quite often this means i try to get quite high up, for instance in Medal Of Honor theres a map that had a building with half a wall in but has two floors only accesible via two ladders. i go to the top floor and look out over the street bearing in mind theres only one way up to this floor and thats up a ladder which is more than easy to gaurd.

Now charley i dunno how you play it but i shoot and kill every ti, i dont playgames so to speak im there to kill not watch unless im on recon,somtimes i may watch like youdo but not often.If there moving i kill em, if there standing still attacking somone else, all the better, but im good at at shooting moving targets. If they see me ive seen them first seeing me and i fire,more often than not they die and forget im there cause theres more action somewere else, if they come back for more and evade my fire then i sit and wait for them to come up the ladder from my protection spot.If they fire at me while im fireing them then i shoot, hide, reload, shoot, hide, reload (sniper rifles you need to reload after everyshot) if they disapear durig which time, i climb into my protection spot again and wait....

All in all i look for a place where i have a wide open view, a place where i can run to if theres more than one guy firing at me or grenades start flying, and where there is only onc door/ladder/entrance to come find meTHUS where its pretty simple to gaurd. If im beaing chased and i only have a sniper rifle, i run in through a door close it behind me and wait for them to come on through.....:)

Ive played sniper for anbout 3 years now charley under a variety of games...i know what im doin':)

[Sene Unty]

Damn that cartoonwas bad.....I couldn't even watch it all....

[Morgan Evanar]

You'd be dead in most of the matches I've played in, Charley. Most snipers in leauges have fairly obscene reflexes. I'll have to show you demos of Ash, Renegade or Kaptain Krunch. They're 50% accurate with a sniper rifle. Of course, Counter-Strike has little reflection on reality. In Infiltration, MoH or RTCW, that might be a valid tactic. The maps tend to be larger and more open, presenting a sniper with better angles and hiding places.

[Diego Van Derveld]

I'm not talking about this computer game nonsense. I'm talking about paint.

[Severen Morkonis]

Paint ball you mean..well RL is totaly diffrent...

[Diego Van Derveld]

Of course it is. Because in your games, you respawn and don't have a nagging sense of subcutaneous hemhorrage that you get from being shot in a paintball range. People react differently when pain is involved.

[Severen Morkonis]

In a way however i would use diffent tactics, but i would proboly try and find the same sort of place.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

couldn't even get the damn thing to load....peh....

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Hmmm, Must be a Washington Thing to think it was funny then. Maybe in a month or so when you catch up to the video gaming industry you might find it funny.

I showed it to all my friends, and they thought it was freaking hilarious. So, all you primitive video game fans, give me a yell next month. And I'll give ya the link.

Sigh, what I do for my backward cousins in the rest of the States...

[Diego Van Derveld]

were you chewing on an ingot of solid lead while watching that digital horse manure?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Honestly, you will find it funny someday... You might even get a new Playstation... ok, say it with me... Play-Station. 2 words, combined into one! It now uses CD's.
You just don't get the beauty of it, its a master piece! And plus, it was made awhile ago. The second one is already out, and its already number 5 at Newgrounds. You here, are the minority! A small group of people who decided to hate something they didn't understand!!! HA! I know what it is!!! You all racist against blue stick people!!! THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

[Diego Van Derveld]

Never breed. Ever. In fact, take this butter knife and give yourself a vasectomy, to protect the future of mankind.

[Morgan Evanar]

THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

Yes. The sole reason they have feelings is so that they whimper properly when I crush them underfoot.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Protect the Future of Mankind???

I AM THE FUTURE!!!

I am going into the media bussiness. Learning how to make movies, comercials... I am learning to direct! I will then place hidden messages in every movie, making people even more mindless then they are now! I will control them! YOU WILL ALL BE MY SLAVES!!! MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

First off, as Ruler of the Planet Earth, I will have a George Lucus Clone edit TPM with the technologies of the day. We will have Jar Jar Binks Killed at his first 5 minutes. And then in honor of his killing, Boss Nass will invite them down and then speed them on there way after Obi-Wan finds out Gungan's taste really good with ketchup. Anakin will be edited to someone a bit older... older then Amadala. He will be a slave still, but a slave which is beaten etc. Almost like in Connan the Barbarian. He steals the Pod Racer from Jabba the Hutts Rival. Jabba, who finds it amusing. Offers to buy Anakin and free him if he wins. But then goes back on his deal when he does win. Anakin then in anger, helps the jedi steal the parts from Jabba if they in turn free him and remove the explosive device. Now this all takes skill and they manage to get the slave controller from Jabba's slave master. In his rage. Jabba kills the man after everyone escapes and replaces it with the Droid we see in ROTJ. From there, everything is about the same, except with a older Anakin and no Jar Jar.

[Kelt Simoson]

Primitive Game Player?:\...been playing games since i was 4 years old buddy..sonot a good staitment there from you...just cause you find it funny dont mean everyone else has to...:\

[Vega Van-Derveld]

I gave up after it refused to allow me to click "Play" |I

[Zatania Duvall]

It won't work for me. :p

[Leeloo Mina]

I've been too lazy to try to watch it. *shrugs* :p

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Yep Primitive, you get all your games after us in Washington do.
So you are at least... 5 days behind us in Video Games... It takes that long to ship the games to the rest of the states. They hold them until the release date. But I have a friend on the inside! I get the games earlier!!! So you are all Primitive!!!

[Vega Van-Derveld]

The fact that the games reach us later doesn't mean we're primitive, it just means we have a bit more patience.

[Jared Mriad]

Yep Primitive, you get all your games after us in Washington do.
So you are at least... 5 days behind us in Video Games... It takes that long to ship the games to the rest of the states. They hold them until the release date. But I have a friend on the inside! I get the games earlier!!! So you are all Primitive!!!


I love my insider ^_^

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

damn, you all taking this so serious...

Washington is just home to Nintendo of America, Sony of America, and Microsoft, but then you gotta go and bad-mouth Washington.

You think we are trash, you think just because we have Valcanos, we must be losers! SHUT UP!!! I can read your thoughts! Just Shut-up!!! You think that having the only Rainforest in the United States that we should be beaten black and blue!!! Why do you hate Washington so much? WHY???

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Someone has been eating too much sugar :|

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

You say that as if its a bad thing...

[Crystal]

o_O

Uhhhhhh.

*backs away*

You've scared ME.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

WHOO!!! Its a Record!!! Save this thread!!!

Commander Keen will be so pleased!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol :lol

YAY FOR COMMANDER KEEN!!

*makes the Keen sound effects* :)

[Ryla Relvinian]

*watches it*

Fneh. Gives blue people a bad name. :p

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Blue people are just people who haven't breathed in a bit.

[Diego Van Derveld]

Or are from the Ozarks

[Sejah Haversh]

Yeah, but, you forgot to mentiont he four months of solid rain in winter that we get here in Washington. I must say, as a not so avid gamer, that's quite dpressing...

[Leeloo Mina]

Originally posted by Diego Van Derveld
Or are from the Ozarks

What's wrong with the Ozarks?!

...wait, dont answer that. :p

[Nupraptor]

Maybe in a month or so when you catch up to the video gaming industry you might find it funny. So says the man playing a mod for a 4 year old game. :p

[Diego Van Derveld]

ouch

[Morgan Evanar]

I play it because my UN1 people are like family that I'm happy to see.

If we changed games I probably would switch without a second thought.

[Moltar]

I laughed, I cried, I spewed chunks after t took me five minutes to find the play button.

Quite frtankly I could of gone through life with out watching that, but I guess now I'm scared for life.

Does anyone have a mint?

[Leeloo Mina]

Yeah, sure. *hands him a peppermint :p and saves some wedding mints for herself* Mm.. wedding mints..

[Lord Gue]

mmm, pillow mints

[Leeloo Mina]

the kind at the hotels?

The hotel in miami didnt have pillow mints!!

I HATE THEM!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Point me to a better one, and I'll play it.
Outcast is fun, but it lacks a certain... team effort.
America's Army is still full of glitches. Battlefield 1942 Lags like Hell.

So of course I am playing Mods. Which keep being updated and made new.

Day of Defeat for example. I'm better at DOD then CS... alot better. CS I'm just an average player. In DOD, 90% of the time, I in the top 1 or 2 spots.