come and talk to me

[Kyle Krogen]

I want to talk to someone

[Zeke]

About what?

[Sith Ahnk]

There was a goat

On the boat

In the moat

Watch him float

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

:Poke

[Marcus Telcontar]

<h1>BBBUUUUURRRPPPP</h1>

[Sanis Prent]

<img src=http://www.bama.ua.edu/~hicks020/pics/cirr.gif>

[Kyle Krogen]

I dont know....... something good........ or something

[Rognan Dar]

Excuse you marcus, man I cant smell that one all the way over here. >_<

[Marcus Telcontar]

We could talk about flatulance

[Wei Wu Wei]

OOH! Grampy Marcus! Tell us about flatulance! Pwease?

(Grabs rocking chair)

[Zeke]

I remember that thread called "...burp" where Marcus shattered everything glass in the B&G by burping. Then Helenias belched fire.

[Rognan Dar]

ya, that will be fun:D

[Marcus Telcontar]

She did?

[Zeke]

Sure did. Go see. Burned a table to ash.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Just did. And went one better

[Zeke]

That was sick. Sick sick sick. Teach Zeke.

[Marcus Telcontar]

A flatulance competion..... have not had one of those for a while

[Zeke]

We need other masters and knights to top you guys.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Oh boy! (Puts away rocking chair)

This wil be much more fun than listening to a Grampy Marcus story!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:Poke Rognan, change your avatar.. :D I'd walk you through it but I'm at work. just set it to nothing, or ask a mod to help ya. :D

And Kyle! NO TALKY FOR YOU! :mad

:D

:crack

[Marcus Telcontar]

I smell a family fued

:p

Or was that lunch?

[Wei Wu Wei]

How about both.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Family fued OVER lunch?

[Leeloo Mina]

Chicka?



......



Chicka chicka??

[Wei Wu Wei]

Leeloo, what exactly is that supposed to mean. Family Feud? You are on...but only if I get to be on your side.

::is afraid of the panning::

[Leeloo Mina]

CHICKA CHICKA!!!!?!!?!!?!



ooohh... panning?? PAN ME!!!! PLEEEAASSSEEE? :(

[Kar'h'tzen Shaed]

CHICKA CHICKA!

I'd Force Saucepan you, but I hear it just isn't the same.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Ah, I remember when every tried to create a wacky force attack

Force Trout
Force Frying Pan
Force Egg Beater
Force Fart
Etc. Etc.

Wouldn't that be great if everyone had a force attack? Well, I don't think so... It would get very... very annoying...

[Wei Wu Wei]

Aw, you're no fun.

[Leeloo Mina]

FORCE STEAK!!!

*hits everyone in the thread with a bloody, raw steak*


I thought most of those attacks were cool =P

[Leeloo Mina]

Especially the pan...


I love the pan.....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

How about Force Fingernails on a Blackboard!?


SCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Leeloo Mina]

ow, my poor ears.. and my fingernails always feel weird when someone mentions that.. *shivers*

Gah!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

>D

[Leeloo Mina]

Meanie!!

I'm going to tell the holy chicken on you!

[Rognan Dar]

No not that, not the holy chicken. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH,run hide.:lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*runs and hides* ^_^;

[Sith Ahnk]

It's time for a FORCE FORCED ACRONYM

IFLLGBIAAOF!

[Wei Wu Wei]

(smiles and nods)

Ok.

[Lion El' Jonson]

Force Ball of Meatloaf!!!!

:::waits:::

Hmm, it didn't work...damn thing must need new batteries...:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

THE HOLY CHICKEN COMMANDS YOU TO BOW TO HIM!!!

[Rognan Dar]

* Bows to chicken*

Man you got some ugly chicken feet.

[Zereth Lancer]

* gets a barbacue *

ok mr chicken its time to cook you for dinner

* grabs holy chicken and barbacues it *

Mmmm we will have a holy feast now

hehe:D

[Rognan Dar]

I want a chicken leg *grabs the chicken and breaks of a leg* Um, that some good chicken. :)

[Kyle Krogen]

I get the other leg

*grabs the other leg *

Mmmm good chicken Zereth

[Jedi Neo]

So your the reason the world is ending!

[Leeloo Mina]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


HOW COULD YOU?!!?!!!?!!?!?!!??


I hope you all die from food poisoning!!

:cry

YOU ATE THE HOLY CHICKEN!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*thwacks several ppl with force waffle iron*>D

[Leeloo Mina]

*gets smacked* YAY

*smackes her with a raw steak*

[Rognan Dar]

Oh yes a cat fight. :) *chants fight, fight ,fight*

[Zereth Lancer]

*takes cover first then start chanting with rognan*

Fight Fight Fight Fight Fight Fight

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*eats steak then get Leeloo with force pudding again*

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::everybody is crushed by Meatloaf:::

"Hey, it worked!"

[Zereth Lancer]

Ouch that hurt......wait Mmm this is good meat loaf Lion thanks

*dives for more cover behind a table on its side and start eating more chicken*

[Lion El' Jonson]

Trust the board to eat its way out of my weapons...:lol

[Kyle Krogen]

do you got some force pizza or force cake or force cookie?

[Wei Wu Wei]

Only the ladies can give out cookies. And lollies.

[Rognan Dar]

So what do you say ladies, can you make us some cookies?:D

*use's force meatballs and hits kyle*

How about some of that kyle.:)

[Kyle Krogen]

*opens mouth and meatball flies into it*

Mmmmm good rognan but a little cold

*sends force peanuts at rognan*

haha take that rognan hehe

[Rognan Dar]

Rognan see's the peannuys and uses his meatballs again to hit kyle's nut.

hahaha got you there :)

*Then use's focre piano on head* BAHM

Oops, did I do that

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:eek

*runs away from the thread, screaming*

[Kyle Krogen]

*dives out of the way of the piano*

hey you could of killed me Rognan

*uses force invisible*

[Marcus Telcontar]

If you think this thread got out of hand, you should go to Arcan IV......

And no, I'm not going to link. I'm still reeling from the thread's contents.

[Rognan Dar]

:lol hey dont send them there, it's not for kids :lol

no go ahead it's funny

[Wei Wu Wei]

Are you sure? They might not be able to take it. I mean, Marcus, who shoots watermelons from his bum, couldn't take it. I dont; think they need to see that.... lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

If anything the the thread got worse. My eyeball exploded to protect my sanity from what Yog posted

[Rognan Dar]

what did yog port again, and they probobly shouldn't see it.

[Marcus Telcontar]

He posted Yog nude

[Leeloo Mina]

I'm not a cat!!

*remembers posting a pic of her in cat ears*

er, not much of a cat. :)

[Kyle Krogen]

oh ya this is what i think of rognan:headbash

[Rognan Dar]

He posted Yog nude

oh ya that was grouse.

Oh and kyle this is what Im going to do to you :shootin then i'm going to do this :duel and then :headbash

whahahaha

[Lion El' Jonson]

Even thread about nothing...(well, nothing much..:lol) get hijacked around here...

I LOVE THIS PLACE!

[Leeloo Mina]

It's so great, huh?!!?!


*makes cookies for ever guy in the thread*

[Lion El' Jonson]

hmmm....cookie...

*munch, munch*

[Leeloo Mina]

^_^

*eats a cookie*

[Lion El' Jonson]

Hmh, 'dese are gud!

:::bites into a cookie, teeth rattle...:::

I seem to have unearthed a talon in mine...

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

Uh.. Not my fault!

*dances around singing*

Jella Boom.

BADAboom.

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::turns down the Morphine drip...:::

Nurse, can I have the muzzle...:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

Oooh, will I look like hannibal?

*keeps dancing around*




BADABOOM

[Lion El' Jonson]

No...you'd look more like a monkey with a muzzle on....come to think of it, you WOULD look like Hannibal...:lol

[Wei Wu Wei]

CLAP MONKEYS! CLAP!

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::Leeloo goes around, banging cymbals together:::

Whee, what fun!

[Sene Unty]

*shoots Lion because he ates when people ridicule monkeys*

Damn dirty Lion.......:D

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::Bullet bounces off:::

Damnit, I told you it's good to have spare condoms!

[Sene Unty]

Spare condoms made of metal?????

[Lion El' Jonson]

yes...for ultimate protection, all night long...:lol

Medieval Era protection...:D

[Sene Unty]

I dont know if a woman would appreciate the metal feel......

[Lion El' Jonson]

:lol, ok, then, how about aluminum?

[Sene Unty]

but aluminum couldn't deflect bullets......

[Lion El' Jonson]

Ok, fine, Kevlar....wait a sec, I think that snags...oh well, lets say Chain-links, then!

[Sene Unty]

Chain link condoms.....but that would mean it would have holes.....wouldn't that defeat the whole purpose....:D

[Leeloo Mina]

OW >_< METAL CONDOMS?!

I hope they'd have spikes on the inside >D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

o_O O_o this kinda convo again? >D I mean uh....:angel

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

[Lion El' Jonson]

:lol, they had something insane like this on Zthing way the hell long time ago...like the full body condom...

I pray to the god of babies, sex, and adult toys that there are NO spikes...otherwise the male population would quickly die out....:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

>D

Heh heh heh..

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Lion El' Jonson]

I wonder what they call the god of sex-toys...

[Sene Unty]

Yeah like you girls want us all to leave...you know you love us...:D


And the God of Sex-Toys is named.......Larry Flynt

[Leeloo Mina]

Yeah, we love you guys as much as we love the slimey bug guts left on our shoes after we squish one.. the kind that if you pick your shoes up later and your hand gets in that stuff it makes you shiver and you have to go wash.






:)

j/k

Now what's this talk of sex gods?

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::Smashes two people in bed with a hammer:::

WARGH!

:::Blows up a condom store with lightning:::

AAGH!

I AM A SEX GOD!!!!!!

[Sene Unty]

YOU ARE NO SEX GOD!!!!!! I NEED PROOF

[Leeloo Mina]

Ummm... >_<

>_<

:angel

And no neither of you are the sex god.... ;)

I know who he is :lol:lol






:angel

[Lion El' Jonson]

from personal experience?

:lol:lol:lol

[Leeloo Mina]

;)