Hey! I need a chick for an escort service!

[Fiend]

This is a job application (snicker snicker) for any chick who wouldn't mind being Fiend's girlfriend once he gets a physical manifestation. We can arrange the story behind it all later. Thanks, I await the eager line. :lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

you honestly can't be serious...... :mneh

[Liam Jinn]

Boy have times changed...No more working for the girls?!!

[Fiend]

I just want a chick that has the whole queen of darkness thing goin ya know? Its like an audition :lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

beh, don't sign up for such things...rp relationships just happen imo.....

[Silus Xilarian]

what about RP harems...

If they dont "just happen", then may i take auditions for that :)

[Dae Jinn]

*bops Sil with a whiffle bat*

With that attitude, you won't have much of a harem :mneh

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol but you have to hit them with something harder, Dae..... *gets out the force waffle iron and slams Xil(edits name) with it* see? much more blood.....>D and an odd burning hair smell.....

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*rubs the side of her head* wrong s'Il


:D

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

I'd never hit you, s'Il. See? different spelling-ness :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

lol, I know, but when I first read it, I was like, wtf??? I'm not even in the thread and someone's hitting me! :)

[Fiend]

HEY! I hope some of you babes are here to apply!

[Silus Xilarian]

hold on now....What attitude?

nothing wrong with wanting a harem... :)

[Dae Jinn]

Hmmmm. Fine. Then I want one.

I bet I fill up mine first :lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*bops Xil again, leaving a bigger burn mark*

[Jubei SaDherat Vader]

Such foolishness :angel

[Dae Jinn]

Jubei-chan, I know you wanna be in mine ;)

I already have one guy. Gue. :lol

[Silus Xilarian]

Why am i being burned???

It hurts :(

oh....and i didnt know there was a such thing as a full Harem :)

[Fiend]

:lol Hey! this is audition for my harem, back off! :wings

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Originally posted by Jubei SaDherat Vader
Such foolishness :angel

--say Mister Harem......

[Jubei SaDherat Vader]

Chastity is a virtue :)

[Dae Jinn]

An unfun one
:lol

(thinks you are being sweet though, charleigh ;))

[Liam Jinn]

I shant audition for any of the three going on right now. Please people, you forget the need of skill :p

[Silus Xilarian]

nope.....you were taking auditions for a girlfriend....a harem is much too different to be included with the request :)

[Dae Jinn]

skill?

Like anyone wants Liam in their harem anyways :lol;)

[Fiend]

Whatever, I just want a darkside chick! Good grief people! A simple request, if this doesn't work, I'll do it the hard way then! :lol

[Liam Jinn]

Try the hard way..:p

Tis a horrible sight for a flirt to see a thread such as this. Almost had a stroke..

[Dae Jinn]

Yes, you do that.

Making a thread like this makes you seem pathetic, and chicks don't like that :lol

Go hang around TSO if you want a darkside chick :mneh

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*jumps outta the thread*


:D

[Gabran Darkysa]

GJO has alot of gals... just bust one over the head with a club ala caveman style. Raid the henhouse and turn one! Heck I have thought of doing that myself.


>D hehehehehe.....

[Jhyx]

*scrambles in*

Did someone say there were hot chicks in here?

*flexes his studly muscles and flashes a dashing grin*

[Silus Xilarian]

*Grabs s'il and drags her back into the thread*

you arent getting away that easy!

[Fiend]

I'm gonna take the advice but you guys gotta quit this harem stuph okay, its freakin me out

[Liam Jinn]

I'm gonna tell Millard!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

hey!! it wasn't my fault!!

[Dae Jinn]

How is it freaking you out? It's a joke.....sheesh.

*punts Liam out of the thread* :D

[Liam Jinn]

Heh, not on you..on Silus :)

*sprays Dae and Silus with cold water*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ooohh, well then.


go right ahead ^_^

[Liam Jinn]

MUAHAHA....:)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

weirdo...*shears sheep boy*

[Gabran Darkysa]

Take it easy... we're just pulling your leg Fiend! ;)

[Fiend]

I know guys, its okay, the sarcasm is lost over the posts I guess, sorry

[Taylor Millard]

*Bashes Silus over the head with the


FORCE STEEL CHAIR!!!

I swear,,,:lol

[Silus Xilarian]

FORCE WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Hangs Taylor on the wall by his underwear*

go ahead Taylor...Edit my post here! >D

[Taylor Millard]

*gets off and

WHACKS SILUS AGAIN!

[Silus Xilarian]

Hey look....Taylor got off the wall....that can only mean one thing...

ANOTHER FORCE WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

*Hangs Taylor on the ceiling fan by his underwear, then turns the fan on*

[Taylor Millard]

You never factor in weight :lol

*falls off, with the chair in hand and lands on Silus

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Reminds me of the old Bar Room Brawls we had...

**Grabs a Bottle of something to drink**

This is getting entertaining! Just continue on, and ignore me.

[Silus Xilarian]

*takes the chair from Millard and fashions it into a crude device used for issueing painful wedgies*

*FORCE WEDGIE WITH THE CRUDE DEVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

:)

[Fiend]

:: sits by Dyzm with a hand to his face.::

You have to wonder, I mean, where do these people come from and what traumatizing event beyond birth made them this way?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I sure would like to know that... As far as I am concerned though, I am the only sane one here...

**Takes a look at what he was drinking**

Hey... when did they start bottling Beer? Hell... what will they think of next?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol at least someone isn't burning my clothes off again.....

[Leeloo Mina]

*tackles her and lights her clothing on fire*

>D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*puts self out with force bucket o' ice water then gets Leeloo with force pudding then covers self up with a stolen cloak*