Bama vs North Texas - Virtual Tailgate Party (Everyone's invited)

[Sanis Prent]

This is for CMJ and Taylor, who are both Eagle fans, and neither of whom could actually make it down to Tuscaloosa today to enjoy Southern Hospitality. Therefore, we will play a hypothetical, and think of what might have been. I have my tailgate down, a sixer of McEwan's India pale chilling in the fridge, alongside another sixer of Anchor Steam, and a handle of good ol Jim. Firing up the grill, and I got some barbecued tipsy chicken...pre-marinaded to my own recipe >D. Now, Kickoff isn't for another 7 hours, and I'm about half a mile from Bryant Denney, so we've got a lot of living to do before kickoff...and before things get rowdy.

Welcome to Tuscaloosa, and Roll Tide :D

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

o_o I'm sorry. I have no clue what this is about. I'll just do what I always do and cheer.

"YEAH! Tuscaloosa! WOOH!"

Have fun ^_^;;;;

[Sanis Prent]

:lol

No, its "Roll Tide!"

Tuscaloosa's just the town. The team is the Crimson Tide :)

Now, for a little fight song ^_^;

Yea, Alabama! Drown 'em Tide!
Ev'ry Bama man's behind you, hit your stride!
Go teach the Bulldogs to behave
Send the Yellowjackets to a watery grave
And if a man starts to weaken, thats a shame
For Bama's pluck 'n grit have writ her name in Crimson Flame
Fight on! Fight on! Fight on men!
Remember the Rose Bowl, we'll win then!
Roll onto vict'ry! Hit your stride!
You're Dixie's football pride, Crimson Tide!
Roll Tide! Roll Tide!

[Sanis Prent]

Important stuff for Alabama fans to know:

1. The Spirit of Bryant is a real thing.
2. Hate Auburn more than anything...except Tennessee.
3. The number of national titles we have is 13. The number of national titles Auburn has is one. Auburn is not a real football team.
4. The color orange is ugly.
5. The best offense is a good defense.
6. You don't need an all american quarterback to be good.
7. NCAA sanctions are a political way of saying that your team is too good.
8. The only decent thing that came out of South Bend is the movie "Rudy".
9. We ruined the Rose Bowl for everybody!
10. "We're gonna beat the hell outta you" isn't a threat. Its a friendly welcome to Tuscaloosa.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*Gets herself a plate and fork then browses through the food*

Charley knows Im not a college football fan but I think he'll let me stay since I have cousins from 'bama who are big Tide fans :D

Hey, wheres the chocolate? :(

[Sanis Prent]

33-7 Bama :)

Shoulda been 50-0, but I'll take it ^_^;