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Marcus Telcontar
Sep 3rd, 2002, 10:57:41 PM
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,5032585%255E13762,00.html
Diego Van Derveld
Sep 3rd, 2002, 11:00:59 PM
Scarred for life by poo.
Daiquiri Van-Derveld
Sep 3rd, 2002, 11:07:09 PM
*nudges Marcus*

You forgot the Force Watermelon Launcher!

:rolleyes
TheHolo.Net
Sep 3rd, 2002, 11:10:53 PM
:x and :x again!
Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 3rd, 2002, 11:40:02 PM
ewww!
Darth Viscera
Sep 4th, 2002, 12:37:21 AM
I don't get it. What kind of an idiot falls into a septic tank? The process must have been quite delicate in order for that woman to have her accident. First, she had to dig up the septic tank, then she had to find some sort of access to the inside of it, UNLESS she wanted to flush herself down the toilet, and then she had to decide to stay put and not try to extricate herself from the admittedly sticky situation.

"Ooh, I think I'll take a dip this mornin'!"
Jedi Neo
Sep 4th, 2002, 12:41:15 AM
Well, it's time to start scrubbing this thread.....

:x



Someone had to say it...


::Neo puts on Bio-hazard suit and begins to clean up the thread.::

This could take a while...
Dark Lord Dyzm
Sep 4th, 2002, 02:10:33 AM
That aint going to help, with this ammount of Crap, you just pushing it around.

Maybe DV, being 80 years old, she thought it was a Hot Tub? Who knows what those Down Under Think... The Toilet Flush spins BACKWARDS For God Sake.
Alpha
Sep 4th, 2002, 05:53:28 AM
>_<
Diego Van Derveld
Sep 4th, 2002, 08:07:45 AM
This reminds me of Joe Dirt :)
Seerrasseei Tsseerra
Sep 4th, 2002, 08:35:41 AM
:lol and :x would think she could ever get truely clean besides she'll always be known as the lady who fell in a septic tank......
Daiquiri Van-Derveld
Sep 4th, 2002, 08:42:19 AM
And be called "Grandma Stinky" by the neighborhood kids >_<
Seerrasseei Tsseerra
Sep 4th, 2002, 08:53:42 AM
:lol
Lady Vader
Sep 4th, 2002, 06:28:19 PM
>_<!!!

:x!!!

Just... SICK!
Wei Wu Wei
Sep 4th, 2002, 08:38:04 PM
I must say, that is a work of art. And people say strange things happen on the American news.
Zeke
Sep 4th, 2002, 08:49:33 PM
SICK! SICK! ::makes soulscars:: SICK!
Zatania Duvall
Sep 4th, 2002, 10:04:27 PM
Count on an old lady to manage to fall into a septic tank.
Wei Wu Wei
Sep 6th, 2002, 03:09:29 PM
Well, that wasn't very nice of you to say...
Zatania Duvall
Sep 6th, 2002, 03:15:41 PM
Well I'mma klutz and even I don't fall into obvious holes that smell like human doo doo.
Gouyen Chee
Sep 6th, 2002, 03:39:31 PM
In a similar vein:

http://www.darwinawards.com/personal/personal2002-11.html
Admiral Lebron
Sep 6th, 2002, 03:46:55 PM
Heh. I've had situations like that.
Morrigan Van-Derveld
Sep 6th, 2002, 06:22:04 PM
You've fallen in a tank of poo before?
Seerrasseei Tsseerra
Sep 6th, 2002, 10:55:13 PM
:x *moves away from Lebron*
Inu
Sep 6th, 2002, 11:00:50 PM
Oh man, I gotta send Gouyen's link to my dad. He's military, he could appreciate the humor.