Me + Microwave = Bad News

[Cherice St_Hilare]

Alas, for me, I am not what you could call a "chef". The only thing I'm good at 'cooking' is toast and arranging vegetables on a plate. I just put in some leftovers in the microwave and covered it with a scotch towel, and next thing I knew the thing was on fire.

Now the kitchen reeks of smoke and my meal is ruined. :cry

Why can't I go near the microwave and do anything good?

[Aiden Rennure]

I believe that those things are cursed which is why I don't have a microwave.

But I can order in like you wouldn't believe!:lol

And, when I have money (never), I barbeque at the beach because I'm too cheap to buy a grill. Besides, the ones at the beach don't cost me anything;)

*walks down to the beach cooks up some chicken*

There ya go:)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Oh my god. Me a boy the lazuest guy in the world can cook bette then you! :mneh XD that's really a shame :lol My little 5 years sis would never do such a thing as to fire her meal Lmao! :lol


























































JK Cherice dont smack me dont smack me! >_<

[Aiden Rennure]

*Kicks him in the shin*

Mwaha:evil

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

*Hangs him by his shirt and then hangs him on a hook* Now you be a quiet boy. :p

[Aiden Rennure]

I hate being short:mad

[Zatania Duvall]

I'm a good cook as long as I have a recipe in front of me to look at. :D Otherwise it might end up too salty, not enough of one ingredient, or not cooked long enough.

[Admiral Lebron]

I'm a good cook...just gimme the phone and...:rolleyes

[Aiden Rennure]

*Shirt rips. Bites Lance's ankles*

Don't call me boy.

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

OUCH! *Hits you with a pancake* Boy boy boy boy!!! Hahahah! (Btw who are you? Lots of ppl are curious to know who's rping Aiden)

[Aiden Rennure]

*eats the pancake.*

Yummy.



(I'll never tell :evil)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

(Got AIM?)

*Adds some honey to the pancake* Ok no were hijacing this thread! >_<! Oooops Cherice will kill us

[Aiden Rennure]

Correction, she'll kill you...I'm too cute:)

(Nope. But you'd have kill me to get that info and then I'd be dead so...)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

(Your no fun, I was about to give you something real cool but ok. =P)


Riiiiiiiight.........<_< I can run but not you :p

[Aiden Rennure]

(It shall all be revealed...in time...)

I can run but I won't...that way, she'll chase you:D

Besides....I made her chicken....and we all know that bribery is the way to go! Hoo-ha!

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

(what that I'm your dad :eek!)

~.~.....ILl eventually find a way to kick your -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- =P

[Aiden Rennure]

(Not that...way to go Einstein, now everybody knows...:lol)

*points finger*

Child abuse in the making!


*laughs as Lance is taken away*

My butt is unkickable
:D

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Quiet you :p!

[Gouyen Chee]

Too bad you're on the wrong side of the country, Cherice -- I'm a pretty good cook. Heck, I make my own pizza dough from scratch....

*attempts to e-mail Cherice a homemade pizza -- ends up with big cheesey, tomatoey mess on computer*

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

-stomps the stomping goddess and runs out of the thread--

[Gouyen Chee]

*puts on her Force RomperStompers and chases after Lance*

*STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!*

[Moltar]

Just do what I do and live with parents...


Uh Help, I need an appartment... Help...

[Chase Starwalker]

It's all fun and games untill someone burns down the Microwave!

[Cherice St_Hilare]

-- Beats up Lance for child abuse --

Don't ever touch that boy unless you like pain. :mad

-- Huggles Aiden and gives him cookies and lollipops and other stuff that she doesn't have to cook --


Oh, and now my mom's microwave is stained with blackish smoke. >< I'm doomed.

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

HAHA WELL DONE FOR YOU FOO'

[Cherice St_Hilare]

Excuse me ?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*thinks that's preettty sad* :lol

[Aiden Rennure]

Ha ha:D

[Cherice St_Hilare]

:(

[Aiden Rennure]

I wasn't laughing at you:)

I was declaring my triumph of cookies and lollipops with a manly "haha":D

[Cherice St_Hilare]

A manly haha ?

But you're just a kid ! :lol

-- Pats and gives you more --

[Aiden Rennure]

:|
...I'm a very manly kid then...

:D

[Motssumi Rosskaarru]

:lol you're too little for a manly haha......

[Verse Dawnstrider]

Come to SC sometime. I can cook up a storm! As long as I have directions....I am a master cook. No directions......we better order out.

[Cherice St_Hilare]

Somebody's been eating his Wheaties for breakfast ! ;)

[Aiden Rennure]

Don't I get like....a coupon book of manlyness? :(

[Cherice St_Hilare]

Don't grow up. :( Then I won't have a little boy to raise.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

meh, kids always wanna grow up too fast.....nope, no coupons...

[Aiden Rennure]

Just wait 'till I hit thirteen.

Mwuaha>D

[Motssumi Rosskaarru]

thirteen, what? when you get all gawky?:lol

[Aiden Rennure]

Bah!

I won't be gawky!

I'll be suave and sexy and have lingerie models clinging to me:D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

at thirteen, you will be gawky, unless you're only of the lucky few who don't seem to have to deal with that, you're screwed to being gawky at that age......

[Cherice St_Hilare]

:lol

Yeah, listen to Seer. She probably knows from experience. ;)

[Admiral Lebron]

I remember when I was 13. The year before was hell because I had to get ready for my bar mitzvah. >_< Very unpleasant times.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Aiden? Your butt is unkickable? I doubt it! TO your room young man! (Points toward some place in the distance)

Cooking? i can cook! But only over an openfire, in a dutch oven or a propane stove. Microwaves don;t count.