Open wounds + Lime juice = OWWW!!

[Sanis Prent]

>_<

Dammit to hell!!!

(drinks Red Stripe)

This will stop hurting soon ^_^;

[Admiral Lebron]

You just get smarter and smarter don't you?

[Zatania Duvall]

Try cutting your hand open on a cardboard box(hurts like HELL), then working with clay and house paint/varnish. I had to cuz if I didn't I would have got a bad grade for art class and wood shop. :p

[Admiral Lebron]

Weak.

[Sanis Prent]

accidents happen.

[Yasashii Mikan]

You poor child. Worst for me was I cut myself on a broken faucet.

[Admiral Lebron]

What were you doing with Lime juice though?

[Levi Argon]

You should've put some salt into it to neutralize the lime juice.

[Navaria Tarkin]

I cut my hand with a huge stable that was in a cardboard box. Thing is link quarter inch thick and sliced my hand open good

[ReaperFett]

lol :)



Try cutting your hand open on a cardboard box(hurts like HELL), then working with clay and house paint/varnish
Try working ina cardboard box factory :)

[Admiral Lebron]

I'm to good to incidentally maim myself.

[Zatania Duvall]

Oh no, thats not the worse that's happened with me. :p I'm a major klutz. Want a list? I'm the only person you'll ever meet that can jam her elbow by falling on a pillow. I broke my shoulder blade, I stepped on a stick and it went almost entirely through my foot and got infect, then had a nail go entirely through my wrist, had a bookshelf fall on me and cut my eyelid open, then a nintendo did the same to my other eyelid. I think the worse out of all those was the stick going through my foot... It swelled up to be three times the original size and was pussing badly. Couldn't walk for a long time.

[Admiral Lebron]

My dad ran himself over with his own car. Beat that

[Wei Wu Wei]

I cut my upper lip really bad shaving once, and that was just before this date I was going to go on. It was horrible. I had this huge scab under my nose. I was so embarassed...the girl didn;t seem to mind, though. She never mentioned it anyway...

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Admiral Lebron
What were you doing with Lime juice though?

Lime juice comes from limes. Limes are usually included with summer beer, such as Cervesa, Corona, and Jamaican Red Stripe, which is what I am having :)

[Levi Argon]

Originally posted by Wei Wu Wei
I cut my upper lip really bad shaving once, and that was just before this date I was going to go on. It was horrible. I had this huge scab under my nose. I was so embarassed...the girl didn;t seem to mind, though. She never mentioned it anyway...

Reminds me of several scenes in Goldmember! :lol

[ReaperFett]

Put a staple in my thumb the other week from accidently picking up a stapler and squeezing

Front teeth broken from swimming pool

Scar on finger from touching end of car ciggerette lighter

Scar on forehead from banging ehad on fireplace at a young age

[Admiral Lebron]

Ick. Beers like Corona and red stripe suck.

[Sanis Prent]

I'm sure they pale in comparison to your delightful lead-flavored drinking water :rolleyes

[Wei Wu Wei]

The Goldmember comment isn;t funny. My brother did that to me until the scab went away. now I got a little scar. He don;t do that "Mole" thing anymore.

[Loki Ahmrah]

:rolleyes

[Admiral Lebron]

Nah. I prefer a hoppy beer.

[Zatania Duvall]

Forgot one thing. I fell asleep on a plane when I was little without my seatbelt. I fell forward and my teeth went through my bottom lip. And thats why they tell you to wear a seatbelt...

[Sanis Prent]

And what then, do you prefer?

[Admiral Lebron]

Hoppy beers. Like Sierra Nevada. Pale ales I think.

[Sanis Prent]

You think?

Bah!

At least you knew that Sierra Nevada made a Pale Ale. I can give you credit for that :)

[Admiral Lebron]

I don't know much about beer, as I am 14. But my dad is serious beer drinker. It's his Hobby. He's into Zymurgy(sp?). It rubs off a bit.

[Sanis Prent]

Well if you like the hops, I'll suggest Rogue's Dead Guy :)

[Admiral Lebron]

Rogue's Dead guy eh? Never heard of it. Which is odd because I spent more time in the freezer of a liquor store then at libraries.

[Sanis Prent]

Its from a brewery in Oregon. The bottle's got a skeleton on it :)

[Admiral Lebron]

Neat. I'll tell my dad to try it.

[Severen Morkonis]

I was once carving some wood (dont as why) and i cut my leg open with the knife..bearing in mind this was a stanly knife and i cut so close to a mole it was not funny. Then my gran put TCP on it...ouch ouch ouch..that stings like hell....and stinks

[Sanis Prent]

I had a mole on my neck once. I removed it with my pocketknife. Bled a bit, but it didn't come back :)

[Severen Morkonis]

O_O

[Admiral Lebron]

Can't say I've done that. . .

[Sanis Prent]

It wasn't a very big mole, mind you. It was just very pronounced, growing from a small contact point on the skin. Cutting that sucker wasn't a big deal.

One time I had a rock that got lodged in my hand from a game of basketball. Digging that sucker out with a knife...now that was pain.

[Admiral Lebron]

I've done that.

[Darth Viscera]

In the blizzard of '96 I slipped on the ice and fell on a very large, frozen rock.

I fell head first, and landed on my front tooth.

I think I'm very lucky, for only 1mm or so of it was chipped. Still noticable, though.

And better my tooth than my forehead.

[Diego Van Derveld]

I chipped my front tooth by making one of those faces on the back windowpane of my dad's truck. My friend hit the glass :mad

[Ligaurrraa]

I got a pencil stuck through my finger when i was little. like through the tip of it. Don't remember the how or why, must have surpressed it :)
I rarely get cuts though, I hate blood x.x so icky

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent
I had a mole on my neck once. I removed it with my pocketknife. Bled a bit, but it didn't come back :)

How does one explain how someone so intelligent can bring himself to do something so utterly daft! :eek

Are you mad, man!? :x

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I've done so much stupid stuff I should technically be dead. Let's see here.

I've been trampled by a horse, bucked more times than I can count, been flipped up over the front end of a horse numerous times, I've got several scars on my arms where I've been cut by barbwire, exacto knives, and boxcutters, got myself lost on a mountain with a snowstorm rolling in, fell off my bike and busted my chin wide open, almost lost three fingers in a really bad roping accident, broke my elbow in 3 different places, wore down the cartilage in my knees until it's practically nonexistant, and now, my right hip has taken to popping out of its socket and not going back :\

[Darth Viscera]

and now, my right hip has taken to popping out of its socket and not going back

At times like this I thank Atom that my skeletal structure is relatively intact. Although sometimes when my yawns are too powerful, my jaw hurts as if it's been overextended.

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Let's see...I have...

Cut my chin open on Christmas Eve (3 stitches). Fallen out of a stroller and banged my head (wonder why I'm so messed up now), broken my ankle playing Chinese Freeze Tag (and I got the guy 'out' too). Tripped over a friend and hit my chin on a nail (3 stitches). Collided with a friend and got knocked uncouncious and cut over the eye (13 stitches). Tripped on some acorns and cut my leg on a piece of metal edging (10 stitches). Slammed my finger into a sliding door. Gotten spinal arthritus from 7 years of marching band...and the kicker.

Gotten into a knife fight with a midget.

Sorry t'hear 'bout your hip s'Il :\

[Diego Van Derveld]

I'm not even getting into the injuries I've had. Well...I haven't had many. Strangely enough, I'm almost like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Aurelias Kazaar
Gotten into a knife fight with a midget.


That could be dangerous. The midget, being disadvantaged in the realm of verticality, would have no choice but to stab you in the boys.

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

lmfao!!! A midget?!? you are going nowhere tonight until we hear the whole story!!! :lol

[Diego Van Derveld]

I would've spared no mercy, and kicked him in the head!

[Zatania Duvall]

I would have played midget tossing like in The Oblongs.

[Severen Morkonis]

LMAO...well lets see here.

I play hockey and have done for about 4 or so years in goal so here goes. I have broken my arm in to places "wrist and upper bicep" from being checked right over and onto my fist and yes it hurt as bad as it sounded. I have broken my nose twice, once when the puck hit my helmet cage so hard the cage hit my nose and smashed my bone and once when i was out of the goel and on the ice and was checked nose first into the class barrier. ive fractured my ankle once when i sliped on the ice skates blade and bent myankle left at the same time as someone smashing me down from a frontal hit. The cuts i have had from that game im not even going to tell you...tomany to metion even with with the goaly armor on...

[Kandis]

*whistles*

Biggest ingury for me was being hit by a car on my right side and fracturing my left tiba plateau (aka knee cap bone thingy), and when I was little, I dunno, before Kindergarten, my forehead was cut open by a dog had to have six stitches, 3 on each side of the cut. Still have the scars from both.

[ReaperFett]

How does one explain how someone so intelligent can bring himself to do something so utterly daft!
I could have seen myself doing that

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

:lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

too many injuries for me to post really, oddly enough, I only get slight scars and I've never broken a bone even with working with horses for several years....was bitten, kicked and one pulled my arm outta the socket but no scars or anything.....

[Zatania Duvall]

Don't say that. O.o You'll jinx yourself. Trust me. After I said that I never broke a bone, I broke my middle finger, broke two toes, then my shoulder blade.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

oppsy.... damn, I'm screwed now eh?

[Chewie]

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHTHTTHAAAAAAAWWWWWW"
^translation: dont you hat it when you cut your self shaving i might kill my self if i dont watch out

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

:lol