A post not related to Sigs.

[Oishii Sakana]

Every last post in the Helpdesk is about sigs. I guess by the time I next look at this post it wil be hijacked and willl address sigs, too. Just to spite me!

I swear everytime I am in the Helpdesk, someone is like, "I'll give you 48 dollars, a piece of string, and my left testacle if you can make me a sig as cool as yours."

Then someone else is like, "Hey, cool!"

The Marcus shows up and steals the 48 dollars, piece of string and the left testacle... I swear, we need soem diversity here!

[Gav Mortis]

o_O

[Yasashii Mikan]

Good point, bro! :lol

[imported_Grev Drasen]

Uhh... isn't that what this forum is basically for? Sigs?

People usually post ooc questions in the ooc forum.

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

Wait... So you're saying Marcus has more than 3 testicles? I don't think that's normal.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Why not? he shoots watermelons out of his rear.

[Oishii Sakana]

Marcus hasn;t stolen the left testacle yet! I remember this post being a plcae to go if ytou had questions RPing. Sigs were on the side. I remember there being a few non-sig posts here before...

[Alpha]

You can still post 'em here. :) Just everyone seems to be on a sig kick lately...me included. :D

[Oishii Sakana]

SSee there? I'm surprised Marcus hasn;t seen what I wrtoe about the left testacle yet...

[Alpha]

Give him time...:)

*runs for cover*

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

Err... I meant 3 testicles. *edits*

*points*

[Oishii Sakana]

Testes, testes, one, two....three??? o_O

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

.........This forum is basically for sigs.......it's just a coincidence everyone's on a sig rampage that's all, oh and........you should HIDE or grampy will give you the panning :p

[Zeke]

This is THE funniest thread I've seen in a LONG time.

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Funniest? Your just an immature kid! ..........Wait.........Im the most immature person in swfans.net <________< What am I saying *Takes his pills*

[Oriadin]

The forum is supposed to be used for people who have a problem or want to ask a question or whatever. The thing is, I dont think newbies quite grasp that when they first join, I dont think I did and then after a while you get into the swing of things and there arent many questions asked. So then all people have to post about is new sigs, hence why the forum gets sig and only sig posts.

I like this thread though!

[Oishii Sakana]

Thanks, all. Lance, you know you want someone to give you their left testacle for you to make them a sig...

Just admit it...

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

<_<................................................*s macks you and pins you down* That's not true ;____;

[Alpha]

Or is it...? :lol j/k! :D

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Your supposed to be on my side we're family REMEMBER! :mad!!! ~.~.............=P

[Alpha]

I was joking...Besides, I always annoy family...:D

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

I always annoy EVERYONE!

[Ange Tot]

:mneh

you're all acting like children!


*shows off fancy random-sig*

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Oh shut up Angey-Poo :p

[Ange Tot]

Shut up yerself Lancey-nancey-boy!

*bap*

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

NANCEY!? *Takes out his frying pan* Shall you be my first victim!?

[Ange Tot]

don't make me use..........


*dun-dunduuuuun*

The pictures!

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

The Pictures?.........o_O

[Ange Tot]

*sighs*

These pictures!!!


<img src=http://members.fortunecity.com/mercuryshabonspray/mtg/17.gif>

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

@_@!!!!!! :) !!!!

[Alpha]

:lol

[Oishii Sakana]

I'm impressed. I'll give you 48 dollars, a piece of string and my left testicle if you would show us another picture.

[Aki Raa]

*sighs and expects to be harassed very soon, goes back to reading her novel*

*thwaps Oishii over the head with aforementioned novel*

[Enya Ramelian]

Would gladly give all the male Jedi's left testicle for a random sig thingie :) huggles heheheeh :crack

[Alpha]

Oh, you're so generous...:D

[Wei Wu Wei]

Leave my left testicle alone.

[Oishii Sakana]

Even the ladies are giving away left testacles...see? It is as I told you!

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Rofl :lol

[Alpha]

:lol . :D :D :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Well, if the question is sigs, then that is what is asked. But anyone can ask anything they like.

Now, can I have you left testicle please?

[Wei Wu Wei]

lol... OH NO!!!!! (Runs very fast)

[Oishii Sakana]

At last, he arrives. And no, you can only steal left testacles in mid transaction. Even when testacles are involved, we must adhere to certain standards.....lol

[Alpha]

O_oo_O

[Yasashii Mikan]

:lol Oh dude, Marcus, you didn't just ask that! ::checks post:: Ok, maybe ya did. But I got a sig, and one's enough, so I'm afraid there will be no left testicle for you. This is a sick, sick thread....

[Oishii Sakana]

oh, you guys just have no vision.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I am a touch confused tho - are you saying that I take the transaction without somethng in return, or that my sigs are the cause of said transaction being stolen?

[Alpha]

I have vision. If I didn't, how would I see the screen? :)

[Yasashii Mikan]

Um..I think it goes like this. You make the sig. When you put up the sig for the person, they are then supposed to give you the $48, piece of string, and left testicle. Or as you put in the sig they give you the items.

[Kelt Simoson]

The hell?....O_o

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Vat da f-ck

[Loki Ahmrah]

o_O

[Ligaurrraa]

No no, Marcus gets the testicle mid-transaction...:lol

[Wei Wu Wei]

Poor Loki and Kelt....

[Oishii Sakana]

Don;t look at me in that tone of voice, young man. Go to your room!

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Backs away slowly ::

Somone get the doctors with the coats with the straps.... we got a live one here!

[Ange Tot]

O_o

*carts Wei and Ohishii off, for.......Fun*

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

*runs from the thread in fear*

[Alpha]

*had an idea of what Ange's version of "Fun" is. Runs away from the thread*

[Dae Jinn]

*sits alone in the now quiet thread and eats cookies and milk.* :)

[Ange Tot]

*has Wei and Ohishii in little pink frilly dresses sitting around a tea table, but instead of tea, it's chocolate milk and cookies*

"Would you like some more tea Miss Wei?"

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

ewww...Miss Wei.........

[Wei Wu Wei]

Why thank you, Mister Ange. What a lovely host oyu are.

[Oishii Sakana]

Yes, Mister Ange. Might I say that moustache makes you look quite distinguished.

[Alpha]

O_o

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Lmao :lol

[Oishii Sakana]

Oh, and Mister Ange, I do love it when you forget to shave everyonce in a while. That rugged look really makes you seem like a wild man.

[Alpha]

*slowly backs out of the thread*

Ange haven't I taught you ANYTHING? :) You're supposed to gag your guests so they don;t SAY ANYTHING. :D :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

Gag me? Kinky. j/k At any rate, I don;t feel like being at a tea party now.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Alpha]

:D

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

*Bursts out of the shadows after 5 days of not posting OOC*

Haha....

[Ange Tot]

*whaps both Wei and Oishii over the head with a tea kettle*

Bad.

*carts Wei off*


:D

[Wei Wu Wei]

WWOOOOO-HHOOOOOO!!

::Gets carted away::

[Da-Xia]

*comes in and carts Oishii off as well*



;)

[Oishii Sakana]

YAY! I get to be carted away!

[Alpha]

*is all alone*

No one wants to cart me away? :(

[Oishii Sakana]

Nah. Your just alpah bits. No one wants you.

[Alpha]

Oh, gee thanx...:(

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Lmao "Bits" Sounds so wrong to my ears.

[Chesta]

*thwaps Alpha over the head with his sickle, then carts Alpha off*


:evil

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

dunno but a guy carting Alpha off seems wrong somehow.....:\

[Alpha]

You're right...that does seem wrong...

[Zeke]

It doesn't SEEM, it IS wrong. But that character is played by Ange anyways, so...

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

.....Not Angey-Poo -___________-

[Aki]

*baps Zeke and carts him off too, leaving Lancey all alone*

[Zeke]

::carted off::

[Alpha]

Oh, so in reality, I'm carted off by Ange? *shrugs* That works. :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

lol. At least I have the real thing!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*wonders why nobody carts her off* >D

[Wei Wu Wei]

I would, but ange would be angry. ALPHA CART OFF THE CIZERACK!

[Ange Tot]

*thwaps Wei*

Bad enough they surround you in the bar!

*drags Wei off, like the cave-men used to do*

[Wei Wu Wei]

Cave woman! Uga bugga! lol! This is fun!:rollin

[Ange Tot]

*drags Wei off by his Hippy hair*

Oh course Dear, how fun.

*molests*

[Wei Wu Wei]

ooohh....you gonna get the PDA sig if you not careful, ANge.

[Ange Tot]

HA!


How? Marcus (unfortunatly) lost his hosting site for it, I do believe.

[Wei Wu Wei]

I'm still not going to do anything in case you are lying.

[Alpha]

*carts Seerrasseei Tsseerra off* :D :)

Hey, you asked...:D

[Wei Wu Wei]

GO, ALPHA! YOU DA MAN! lol

[Da-Xia]

*THWAP*

:mneh

*watches as Wei goes flying*

[Wei Wu Wei]

Realizes Ange still has him by his "Hippy Hair" and goes no where.

Gots me an anchor!:)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

hehe, that I did.....

[Alpha]

:D