Today...

[Admiral Lebron]

Well for the next 30ish minutes, is womens equality day. So tell women they are your equals...even if its to shut them up. ;) :) :D

[Sean Piett]

You're every bit as important as me, Lebron.

Haw, haw!

[Admiral Lebron]

You will die little man. :shootin

[Diego Van Derveld]

Only if they pee standing up.

[Zatania Duvall]

I may be a woman but I'm sick of hearing about women's right hoo ha. Why? I live in the place where it was founded and it's pounded into our heads every year in school! All 12 years i heard about it, and frankly I'm tired of it. LOL Sure I'm glad to have my rights, but dang man, why drag it on?

[Severen Morkonis]

Damn i love when a girl says "Man" after her words...:D

[Zatania Duvall]

I've been listening to my brother and his friends for too long. Their improper English and slang terms are rubbing off onto me.

[Loki Ahmrah]

Not only that, Diego. They also have to write their names in the snow! >D

[Severen Morkonis]

Shut it Little Green Man! :)

[Zatania Duvall]

Just a thought but some women do pee standing up. But they mistake their shower for a toilet. O_o

[Severen Morkonis]

Thanks for that..O_o

[Diego Van Derveld]

I'm going to invent something momentous, and call it the "Equala-spout"!

Bringing equal rights to the final frontier -- the lavatory!

[Severen Morkonis]

If you like the bathroom that much mate you go right on ahead.......strange fellow...

[Khendon Sevon]

*pokes diego in the eye* I think this has gone far enough!

Psh... anywayz, us guys are always better guitarists... and that's all that matters, right?

[Loki Ahmrah]

Too late, Diego! Believe it or not but something like that already exists, it's esentially a small, paper cone and it looks ridiculous! I saw it on V Graham Norton once. :)

[Zatania Duvall]

lol That just makes me laugh, men being better at something. But maybe thats because I've grown up in a town where the men are complete idiots. You'd think they were the spawn of incest or something.

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

"Hejy! Sssqueeze a cannon ball out frrrom between jyourrr legsss twjice jin one njight gujys, then ji mjight be jimpressssssed!!"

Writing your name in the snow! How envious I am .... NOT!!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

A cannon ball?! o_O

I'm afraid of you now!

And...and...bah I say! BAH! To this WHOLE thread and esp. to Charley. :mneh

[Severen Morkonis]

Cano ball from between my legs?....were exsactly would the cannon ball come from?

[Helenias Evenstar]

You Master Lebron can do more than just shut up. You are not funny and this thread is not funny.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I saw it on V Graham Norton once.

:lol!! That was so weird :x

[Kelt Simoson]

Ouch

*Has complete respect for women..*

So dont shout at me :(

[Jehova Eaven]

Yes it is, you just have no sense of humour. BTW, thanks for sharing a quote that was on television, lebron.

[Helenias Evenstar]

Sure, I'll believe you. If I was drunk and on nitros oxide, sailing on the Amazon with nothing between me and the fishes except for a sheet of wet chickens. Eating a Phirana fillet roll, topped off with whale fat I might find it amusing.

[Severen Morkonis]

I wouldent, i would be asking myself "where the F**K am i?"

[Sene Unty]

As Sene sails on the amazon, drunk and on nitros oxide with nothing between him and the fishes except for a sheet of wet chickens while eating a Phirana fillet roll, topped off with whale fat, he wonders.....where the F**k he is!!!!!!!!

[Admiral Lebron]

Meh. The best lesson I ever learned was you're always gonna offend someone when making jokes.

[Diego Van Derveld]

Personally, I think Helen needs a Kyle's Mom avatar.

"WHAT WHAT WHAAAT!!!???"

[Vega Van-Derveld]

LMAO

[Zatania Duvall]

The cannonball is meant to be a metaphor for child birthing. I think.

As for Hellinas, everyone be nice! :p Not everyone is going to find this humorous, not everyone is going to like it. Just don't single those people out. To each man(or woman) his (or her) own mind. I personally don't find much funny but I don't care. Nothing in this thread offends me so I'm not going to gripe. :D

[Diego Van Derveld]

No its not a singlular thing. Its a recurring pattern of militant offendedness :)

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

*shoots Lebron from a cannon*

:D

I feel better now :angel

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Admiral Lebron]

I could glass every planet in the Pride. . . with ease. Don't tempt me.

[Diego Van Derveld]

No you couldn't :mneh

[Admiral Lebron]

Yes I can. :|

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

No, jyou couldnt, ljittle man :smokin

[Admiral Lebron]

Hmm...beware...The Empire is mighty powerful.

[Marcus Telcontar]

THUMPSIE TIME!!!

FORCE FBH!!

WHAM!!

:: Lebron is decked by a 50lb sledgehammer!!::

Today's lesson kiddies - the Empire is powerful, but not more s than copious amounts of pain and a bloody big hammer.

[Loki Ahmrah]

"Hejy! Sssqueeze a cannon ball out frrrom between jyourrr legsss twjice jin one njight gujys, then ji mjight be jimpressssssed!!"

Now I know where the women are on pirate ships, no wonder we never seem them on the deck! :lol

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

*tweaks one of Loki's little pointed ears*

Thatsss rrrjight! We arrre all below deck, laughjing at the men :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

LOKI!!! TMI!!! TMI!!!!!

:x

[Loki Ahmrah]

I can just see it now. A pair of legs sticking out of every porthole....FIRE!!! >D

They've really lost their skills since the days of the pirates; ping-pong balls! PEH! :lol

[TheHolo.Net]

>_<

[Oishii Sakana]

Loki, apologize before all the women that see this thread hunt your scrawny cyber rear end down and kick the crap out of it. They have every right to be angry about the way you guys are teasing them. I'm offended too. you make decent guys like me look bad.

[Sean Piett]

*Hands out forged pictures of Oishii at a male supremacy convention*

[Marcus Telcontar]

A backside appears from under the decks....

FORCE JEDI WATERMELON LAUNCHER!!!

POW!!!


::Oishii is hit by a watermelon and splattered to the wall!! And a Jedi Master walks away oddly, for you do not want to know where the watermelon was launched from....::

[Loki Ahmrah]

Oishii:

1. Drop your trousers.
2. Bend over.

That way you will be able to present your deeply moral views with more clarity.

[TheHolo.Net]

Now, now. Lets keep it civil folks. :)

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

*swats Loki's and Marcus' rears with a light tap of her claws*

Jyou two! Ojissshjiji hasss the rrrjight to vojice hisss opjinjion, too. Ssso :mneh ;)

[Sean Piett]

*Hands out forged screenshots of SWFans.Net flaming innocent children*

[TheHolo.Net]

Bans Piett

>D :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Consdiers firing a watermelon at Mr .Net, but realises the launcher is still feeling a bit uncomfortable after the last shot ::

Be it known that today, the Jedi WaterMelon Launcher was born, within the hallowed halls of the Jedi Temple!

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

*snickers* :lol

[Loki Ahmrah]

*swats Loki's and Marcus' rears with a light tap of her claws*

Kinkeh! :mneh


Jyou two! Ojissshjiji hasss the rrrjight to vojice hisss opjinjion, too.

I couldn't agree more, that's why I wanted him to present those very opinions more clearly. :)

[TheHolo.Net]

Considers using the abilities of the forum god to make the Jedi Watermelon launcher into something else entirely

Nah, not this time.

[Loki Ahmrah]

Be it known that today, the Jedi WaterMelon Launcher was born, within the hallowed halls of the Jedi Temple!

It really makes you wonder what actually goes on inside that place! :lol

[Oishii Sakana]

It's just like a bunch of stuck-up pigs to treat the nice guy like garbage. I hope you guys feel better, after trashing me like that. You come on here and disrespect the entire female gender of our species, like they don't deserve to be treated like people. I don;t know how you people are going to survive in real life. Learn some respect. It would do you all good.

[TheHolo.Net]

Ummm one thing to understand about OOC and about 99% of the posts made here. They are all usually made in complete jest. I really doubt there has been very little in this topic that was the least bit sincere.

And I did try to moderate this so it diodn't get to this point, but it appears I was a tad slow. :x

[Sean Piett]

Bah, humbug. At least I get a post for my troubles.

[Loki Ahmrah]

Right, without being rude this time.

I wouldn't say what I have said in this thread if I thought it would be taken seriously. I have nothing but respect for most if not all people in this community and as such don't like being given life lessons when I don't need them.

I am sorry you saw my comments as serious but there's nothing more that can be said nor done about it.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Sean Piett
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w00t!


Oh, it looked better in paint. *Sigh* Die!!! :mad

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

*hugs Loki for the apology to Oishii*

*then chases him around the thread for past comments, her paws swatting randomly at his fanny* :mischief

[Oishii Sakana]

You offended the main man...the one that holds sway over every fictional life on this board...that's ;like ticking off God! Do it again!

I accept your apology, Loki.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Oishii Sakana
You offended the main man...the one that holds sway over every fictional life on this board...that's ;like ticking off God! Do it again!My worshippers still exist hoorah! :D :p

[Loki Ahmrah]

I accept your apology, Loki.

So you bloody well should! :p


*then chases him around the thread for past comments, her paws swatting randomly at his fanny*

You really don't want to know what "fanny" means in England! :lol :lol :lol

[TheHolo.Net]

I bet he is right. >_<

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Loki Ahmrah
So you bloody well should! :p Points out the :p in Loki's post

A very obvious sign of jest. :)

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

Umm...yes, I do! It would bug me all night now, not knowing! :)

And I couldnt say the "A" word, not with the big guy looming over us in all of his SWFans.Net glory! :p

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Nasseeri Haalleerraa
Umm...yes, I do! It would bug me all night now, not knowing! :)

And I couldnt say the "A" word, not with the big guy looming over us in all of his SWFans.Net glory! :p Got that right missy! :D :lol

[Wei Wu Wei]

What is it with Cizerack;s and feeling people's heinies? I swear, one day, in an IC post, Wei is going to be swept away by all the Cizerack females interested in him and will be taken away to the pride...never to be seen again....


(Realzes what he has said)

OH, CRAP!

(Runs)

[TheHolo.Net]

From the looks of it she didn't have much of a target either. :eek

Impressive skills she has. Run Loki Run!

[Loki Ahmrah]

It's not my heinie I'm afraid of her getting hold of, I'm afraid she might get hold of something I never knew I possessed! :eek

But if that's the case I can always look on the bright side, my bedroom has a mirror. :smokin

[Admiral Lebron]

I wish I was joking. . .










:)

[Oishii Sakana]

Oh, my....

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Admiral Lebron
I wish I was joking. . .










:) Bans Lebron with Piett

[Oishii Sakana]

At any rate....RUN, LOKI! YOU ARE IN DANGER!

[Admiral Lebron]

Technically I am unbanned then. Since you've banned me like before. Oh! :rolleyes

[TheHolo.Net]

No, I set your post count to 0 supposedly. Now it shall be -5000 >D

[Admiral Lebron]

PLEASE?! WOULD YOU?! That would rock.

[Oishii Sakana]

DON'T ARGUE WITHTHE FORUM GOD! You will bring his wrath down on us all....

(Cowers behind a rock)

Forgive him, SWFans-sama! He knows not what he does!

[Admiral Lebron]

I don't worship false gods. Adonai is the one and only.

[TheHolo.Net]

Oishii is granted the favor of the forums deity

:)

[Oishii Sakana]

WOO-HOO! I GOTS ME A FAVOR THINGY! WHO IS THE MAN?

Notice I did not say, "forums diety." I know my place.

[TheHolo.Net]

:lol

May your posts be plentiful and highy revered. :D

[Oishii Sakana]

Thanks, much. I appreciate it. I got posts. Lemme see...which ones would be cool to share???

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
:lol

May your posts be plentiful and highy revered. :D

You are enjoying this far too much!!! :verymad

I will take away your Godly powers with my own! There.

Bloody hell, it doesn't work. =(

Oh wait...it does now! Fancy that! =D

But all I can do is grow those floopy green ears back with it. >_<

Oh well, it could be worse. I could be a big, ugly Ogre. :cool

Whose gorgeous wife fooled me into thinking she was someone else once. =|

Oh well, thank God I'd only have the pointy ears. An ugly ogre who is fooled by a woman! Make that an ugly, brainless ogre!

Oh wait, she fooled me and had his kid. I think I need to go to my room and cry from jealousy. :cry

Yeah, sorry about that. It was just a one-night thing...it ripped my poor little heart out! sob sob sob

You said you cried from jealousy. Well ever heard the phrase green with envy? That must make you such a cry-baby! Poor baba!

SWFans: Read the post as if it is your own, not mine and keep it straight. It reads more like Loki has A freudian condition that does include the word envy. :D

ROTFLMAO!!! :lol Either that or I have another psychological disorder...schitzophrenia. Hmm...probably the former! :cry

[Oishii Sakana]

Whoa....this changes lots...YOU GIVE THAT BACK! lol

[TheHolo.Net]

>D

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

*mesmerizes SWFans.Net with an old video of people worshipping King Kong*

:rolleyes

[TheHolo.Net]

Is unaffected and makes it into a Mel Gibson flick, mesmerizing her instead

[Loki Ahmrah]

You evil sod! I wondered what you were all-smiles about! :verymad

[TheHolo.Net]

:angel

[Admiral Lebron]

You are no angel.

[Loki Ahmrah]

My turn to >D

[TheHolo.Net]

So slow. :p

[Admiral Lebron]

I am offended by the angel icon.:angel It is cleary a christian angel as Jewish angels have been described to have six heads, six arms, each weilding a flaming sword. This :angel is not that.

[Loki Ahmrah]

All to easy. :crack

[TheHolo.Net]

Yeah, but I'm not Ogre and his main squeeeze is soo hot. Ouch.

[Loki Ahmrah]

That's something I've always wondered - did Ogre go on the pull outside an opticians or something when he picked up Dale? >D

[TheHolo.Net]

You just wish you knew his secret don't ya? :p

[imported_Firebird1]

::Makes himself the Forum Devil.::

:evil

Kids, don't go into the light, it's cold and empty.

Don't go into the dark, its miserable and murky.

Comeon kids, lets all go have some Ice Cream....

[TheHolo.Net]

:lol

[imported_Firebird1]

Hay someone had to do it..


After all, who else would you expect to feed you ice cream..



























>D

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
You just wish you knew his secret don't ya? :p

It's true!! :cry

[TheHolo.Net]

:lol

My sides hurt now :|

[imported_Firebird1]

Yeah, but I'm not Ogre and his main squeeeze is soo hot. Ouch.


So your Ogre, since Ogre= SWFans.net. But you said that you weren't Ogre, but your SWFans.net. But every one this side of England knows that your Ogre, but your not...


Oh look I've gone cross eyed..

I'll just go down to the local Glasses store....

[Loki Ahmrah]

:lol

I thought those green ears would give me luck with the women! All I ended up with was a scandal worthy of Jerry Springer. What fortune! :\

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Firebird1

I'll just go down to the local Glasses store....

You after your own Dale now? :D

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Firebird1
[So your Ogre, since Ogre= SWFans.net. But you said that you weren't Ogre, but your SWFans.net. But every one this side of England knows that your Ogre, but your not...Looks at username

I'm SWFans.Net

[imported_Firebird1]

Isn't everyone after their own girlfriend (or whatever).
It's not like we can share them.....

[Loki Ahmrah]

They're very much welcome to share me. :smokin

[Moltar]

LOL!

:lol

[Admiral Lebron]

Yes but no one wants to share you. It's all supply and demand.

[Zatania Duvall]

O.o............. WTF did I miss here!? LOL

[Helenias Evenstar]

LOKI!!!!!

FORCE BOOT TO THE NUTS!

:angel

You disgusting little boy! Make me laugh that hard again and I'll... I'll... I'll......

Okay, I admit, I have no idea what I will do to you. At the top of the list however is a good panning if I ever recover from that imagery and laughter

Yes, there is a way to poke fun. Loki did it quite well. Certainly puts a new meaning in the term 21 gun salute

[Loki Ahmrah]

Ow!! :eek

Nothing wrong with blokes making fun of women after all, the female of the species always gets the last word!

(Squeaks and scurries off to :cry)

[ReaperFett]

Hang on, there was a day where all women are equal to me? Could have told me earlier, didnt have time to send out all the "With Sympathy" cards :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*points and laughs at Loki* you know that you deserved that.....

[Zatania Duvall]

If I went back in time to the time when women we just something you owned, I'd kick the crap out of all the men that treated them as such. :D Muwahaha. *cracks knuckles*

[Admiral Lebron]

Then you'd be shot or stabbed or stoned. :)

[Moltar]

Yes a long time ago that would of happened...

o_O

Did I miss something here, or did we just get on to the topic again. I thought I told all of you to eat Ice cream!

Why aren't you eating it yet?

[Jehova Eaven]

Ice Cream is good... but Ice Cream cake is better. Come on, children. Time to go to the uh.... ice cream and cake store. :: Lures them all into a cave holding a magical piece of ice cream cake, humming happily all the way ::

Ha ha, well yeah Zatania. You'd probably be strung up and then beaten with sticks with nails in them. Those were my kind of days... when you could just string up whomever you wanted for no reason... wait that never happened...

[Slayn Cloak]

yes it did... remember last weekend?

[Jehova Eaven]

Oh... I thought I dreamt that....