OOC: Hey...

[Synteck]

OOC: Hey, I'm trying to look for a girlfriend. If anybody wants to RP with me...Let me know.:\

[Kar'h'tzen Shaed]

It might help if you clarified whether you were looking for an IC or an OOC girlfriend. ;)

[Synteck]

OOC: I am looking for an IC girlfriend...Thanks!

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol That's funny.....I just gave my last female character away to a guy......hmmm.......if I find someone I'll let you know...... :D

[Synteck]

Thanks...that would be helpful...

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Get your self a cizerack! :lol

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol

I latched my Ciz onto Xazor's IC Father....Verse! :lol :lol :lol That is something to see......heheheeh

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

:lol Verse and Ciz orgy

[Mockadane]

A Ciz.... no humans availible?????????

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

YIKES@YOUR PICCY

:uhoh scary.......I dunno hmm...maybe youll get more luck tomorrow.

[Mockadane]

This is like e-bay.... $20.00 'submit'

Let us see how many can spike interests here??????

watches tote board!

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

E-Bay? <.< Yeah......

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*is drinking but isn't THAT drunk yet*

;) :p

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol!!!

Well, if Xazor wasn't having all of her......problems.....maybe she would go for someone like that.....but he is a creepy looking dude....... :lol

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Lol, I was going to say sometrhing but I forgot ya'all don't speak french......-_______-

[Mockadane]

WELL ... Xaz... mock isnt all that creapy lookin... and doesnt care if all the squirrels arn't running in unison!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

not enough beer in the world, sorry......

[Eldorack]

Under this calm sexy exterior, beats the hear of a true warrior...

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Looks a bit... horny... or is spikey the right word? I don't know, English was only my frist language, and I still havn't picked up on all the taboos yet/

[Synteck]

REOWR...(makes scraping motion with hands...)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Syn-san wa baka desu...... :mneh

[Mockadane]

'Journey playing in the background'

chicks dig Journey...

[Eldorack]

Hey Miss Deville, i see Mock staring at you...

Cautious MMMMYYYY PPRRREEESSSIIIOOUUSSS.....

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Wait a Tick... Seeing how that Background Image is of the same one which the Sith Order uses for Corellia, does that mean you are secretly based on our planet? If so, do you mind if I start hunting you down to kill you for trespassing?

http://tso.clanpages.com/TSO-banners/00_Corellia_planet_banner.jpg

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*yawns* meh.....

[Synteck]

...YOU can try...

Dont mistake kindness for weakness...

[rin]

::Kick's the S H I T outta Dyzm:: Yeah, and don't mistake smallness for tallness!...Wipe's a boger on his popus ass...:P

[Mockadane]

So...Tsseerra, are all Cizerack women capable of handling themselves in a sticky situation.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

I go by Seer not Tsseerra, and that depends on what kind of situation you mean......

[rin]

::Kick's the S H I T outta Mockingbird:: The question is whether you can handle two at once you big ole hunk of junk!

[Mistress Tatiana]

::runs in and seperates the two::

Now boys! That'll be enough of that.


:rolleyes

[rin]

::Pull's the S H I T outta Tatiana's hair:: Outta the way missy...Ugly over here might mistake ya for a viddel or something...hehehe :P

[Mistress Tatiana]

HEY! :verymad Get your hands off me!


::smashes the heck out of the little turd::

:headbash

[rin]

::Steal's her wonder bra:: You mean ole bad ole woman you...Picking on little people...You should be ashamed of yourself you bad ole witch you! >:(

[Mistress Tatiana]

:eek

Pervert! :verymad

That's it! I'm calling Soth! You'll be sorry you ever crossed my path little one!

[Mockadane]

Mockadane puts his thumbs together in a pinching motion, as if to pick a pimple. "Ill get rid of your ass one way or another... Stiff..."

"My appologies Seer."...

[rin]

O.o

Ohh yeah...Well, ahh...Fine then!...Blood sucker's...! All you stinky Vampire's need glade stick-up's on your hairy back's!

[Synteck]

Synteck! Gives Tatiana the gazing look.

"Hey, Baby."

[Mistress Tatiana]

::glances over at Synteck::

What are you looking at? What, is this room full of perverts??

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

sliff, you're odd......tis okay, just don't like going by my last name....

[Lord Soth]

Look's over at the wee lil piss ant then kick's his ass right out the door...

Then glance's over to Synteck with a coy look...

That ah baby doll there would be mine little man...lol

[Mistress Tatiana]

::walks up to her lover and clings to his arm with a big smile on her face::



:mneh

[Eldorack]

Looks over at Soth..."Dude...is that true you guys have hairy backs. EEEEWWW."

[Lord Soth]

Pull's her in to himself, then kisses her passionately. Wave's his hand to the other's in the room...

"Don't worry my friend's...We do have a room." lol

[Synteck]

Looks at Soth..."Well now, is that negotiable?"

[Lord Soth]

Not as hairy as Merc's...I heard they have hair on their back's like throw rug's bro...:)

[Lord Soth]

Look's slowly over to Synteck...

"Not if ya like swollowing your own blood and spitt'en up shattered teeth bro ham..." lol

[Mockadane]

"So Seer... Are Cizerack more flexible...than humans?....This could be interesting."

Laughs at Soths comment.

[Alana Stormcloud]

Walks in with a raised eyebrow. o.O Only the male vampy have hairy backs and uhhh uncle mockys sporten a throw rug hehehe :)

[Lord Soth]

Well, well, well...Look what the cat drug in...Alana...I hear all you Vampie women have hairy toe's and corn's on them for day's...

Look's at his babies toe's then sigh's...

[Mockadane]

"YA KNOW...If your a spitter, your a quitter..."

[Alana Stormcloud]

Kick his azz for that Tatiana gf heheheh Looks at toes Hell no I'm not sporten corns hehe Spears an apple fritter out of Soths hair...

[Eldorack]

Looks at all of them..."Which is it baby....Spits or Swallows?" (austin powers)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*laughs* questions like that are gonna get ya bopped.....Seer IC is engaged.......at any rate, not answering that.....ask someone else.....

[Mistress Tatiana]

That is a bunch of bull Soth! Besides, I wouldn't talk about feet if I were you.

::looks down at Soth's feet::

You've got Hobbit looking ones.

:lol

[Alana Stormcloud]

Kicks Uncle Mockys azz take that and that. Sicko. hm guess thats why we love ya huh heheh hugs him :) OOOOOOOOOOOOO gf he does huh Sothie is half Hobbit hehehe

[Lord Soth]

Well at least they have skin on them!!!

[Mistress Tatiana]

>_< Well I should hope so, otherwise that would be just really gross. :x

[Alana Stormcloud]

He also has bird legs :)

[Lord Soth]

I also don't need leg's when I can walk on my hand's with 19's to support me lil sis...:P

[Mockadane]

Mockadane looks at Seer. "My sincerest appologies."...

Grabs Seer by the shoulder and starts petting her backwards to her disliking.

[Alana Stormcloud]

:p Deflates his muscles, there now there only 2 inch hehehe big as your legs now lol

[Eldorack]

Eldorack panics... Whistles for Dog immidiatly... Points to Mock where a Cat like woman is about to prance on him...

[Lord Soth]

I'll cut yo ass...My beedie eye'd lil sista...

[Mistress Tatiana]

:lol Good one my vamp sis!

::gives her a high five::

:D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew? you're doing what now?

[Mockadane]

"I've always wanted to do that."

[Lord Soth]

Petting you backward's...Ya know...Your fur is now ah going the wrong way...LOL

[Alana Stormcloud]

High five gf :) now you can pick him up lol :) Watchs as Mocky gets scratched hehe

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

ah, we don't have fur though.....ah well...*scratches Mock anyway* baka!

[Mockadane]

Rewinds tape
Peting backwards
kitty freakin
Dog sicking
Mock Runnin
Pushes play

[Lord Soth]

Looks over to Tatie-wanna...Tomm is a great day to find out...Better bring a fork lift my love...Hate ta see ya blow a power cupling...:P

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;; opens the curtains and lights the wonderful sun rain in on the vamps ;;

:D !

[Synteck]

Hands Soth a bottle of Just For Men

"To get the grey out..."

[Eldorack]

Vega's a Meanie...Pushes the off button on his mag-lite...

[Alana Stormcloud]

Basks in the sun :) Dont you just love tans :p Takes out puppy chow Feeds the Garou hehehe :p

[Mistress Tatiana]

Oh, I'll definatly be lifting you to new heights my love. >D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Lord Soth]

Get's Vaga a dog collar for her flee ridd'en form...

Look's over to Synteck and hand's him a bib for the drool...

"Keep the Agison bro...Your old man might need it"

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Bah!

;; throws holy water on Alana ;;


..

;; gets collared?! ;;

:x

[Alana Stormcloud]

Washs Hair with holy water. Has an organic experiance hehe :p

[Mistress Tatiana]

Holy water? Oh please! :rolleyes That wouldn't hurt a fly let alone a vampyre.

[Lord Soth]

Clip's Vega's dute claw's and get's out a pooper scooper...

[Vega Van-Derveld]

... Damnit what kills you people?!

;; sets fire to everything ;;

:|

[Mistress Tatiana]

Hey girl! No fair! Pass some of that holy water this way. >D

[Mistress Tatiana]

Fire? I dunno.... I need to consult my associates.

[Alana Stormcloud]

Passes the holy water gets out the marshmellows yummy hehee:p :crack

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;; curls up by fire ;;

:cat

[Lord Soth]

Only time...Only time my german-shepard friend...:P

[Mockadane]

Okay...this is more like it.

Skewers an oscar mayer, and holds it over the flame.

ELDORACK, BRING THE MUSTERD.

[Mistress Tatiana]

Now this is what I call an evening filled with fireworks. :D

:lol

[Alana Stormcloud]

Steals Mockys hot dogs lol roasts more marsh mellows. Throws more oil on the fire :crack Pets the Lupine :)

[Lord Soth]

Ohhh my country tis ah fee...Fee?...I almost said flee...

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*curls up on couch by fire, purring while tail twitches at the tip*

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;; bites Soth ;;

=^,,^=

[Eldorack]

Watches as the fires light dances provocativly over Alanas form...

When she notices him, he raises his eyebrows in a typical male fashion, as the song Lets Get It On plays in the background.

[Lord Soth]

Shut's miss seer's tail in the door and watch's it twitch some more...

Bite's the Lupine then spit's out fur...:P

[Alana Stormcloud]

Raises eyebrow a Eldorack. "I will own you boyyyy." lol :p

[Mistress Tatiana]

Hey! Rabid dog! :eek

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*meowrs in pain before bopping Soth with FWI*

[Alana Stormcloud]

Watchs foam form on Vegas muzzle. Gets out gun :) hehe

[Mockadane]

The music abruptly stops and Mockadane repetidly bashes the radio into an unrecognisable pile of plastic.

"Dude...Thats my NEICE."

[Mistress Tatiana]

FWI?? What's that?

::looks over at Alana::

Oh yes! A killing! A killing!:crack

[Alana Stormcloud]

Chains Eldorack to a wall. Kicks Uncle Mocky in the shin hehehe Shoots the rabid dog :) :crack

[Lord Soth]

Rip's her whisker's out by the root and make's tooth pick's with them...

"And ya know what they do with cat gut's right?" Look's for his "Strata various" violin.

[Eldorack]

Looks over at Mockadane as he ruins the moment.

Looks over at Soth. (thinking of sliff) "You can keep your mojo and your money...I want your baby...GET IN MY BELLY"

[Lord Soth]

Night everyone...Hugg's...:)

{END OF TRANSMISSION}

[Mistress Tatiana]

Well, it's been nicing chilling with all of you, but I gotta get my beauty rest. :D Night everyone!

::disapears before their eyes::

:ghost

[Synteck]

He wants his baby back baby back baby back Ribs.
He wants his baby back baby back baby back Ribs.
He wants his baby back baby back baby back Ribs.
CHillie baby back ribs

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Ciz don't have whiskers....*bops Soth again anyway though* :cat

[Alana Stormcloud]

hUggels you two see ya tomorrow. Huggles everyone else been fun, need sleep. "ILL BE BACK :) Kicks Mocky into the thread and you know which one :) Takes Eldorack with her as she goes hehehe

[Dasquian Belargic]

:lol

:wave's to the vamps

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Holy sh-t I go to sleep and when I come this thread 5 pages added O_O!! What the hell

[Aspara]

The freakiness of the people of the night........


*reconsiders*

[imported_Firebird1]

O_o

Is it just me or do I need to create a Simon Belmont character?

And Mock....

You have a PM.