The Real Life Mutant Cockroach

[Zeke]

Last known location: Under baby bro's play table. It's loose, beware the Mutant Cockroach!

[Mutant Cockroach]

::Skitters around in an unknown area::

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

o_O Uh oh. I fear this will be another crazy thread.

[Zeke]

Maybe. I have yet to find him...It rampages throughout the house...