Papa was a rollin stone...

[Diego Van Derveld]

...wherever he laid his hat, was home :smokin

[Ange Tot]

Diego???


isn't that a racist term for Italians?

[ReaperFett]

No, it is a name. Diego Simeone, Diego Maradona.



Papa was a rollin stone...
Mick Jagger finds another kid, eh? :)

[Izumi Chieko]

And an ugly one too boot!

[Diego Van Derveld]

Diego is merely a name. The slur you refer to is "Dego", I believe...which I myself would not use, due to my own partial Italian descent.

And yes, its a bit from a Rolling Stones song, one I thought that had some relevance to this chr ^_^;

[imported_Grev Drasen]

Dago is the nickname people call people of Spanish/Italian decent. It's not necessarily offensive in some cases though.

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

ANOTHER Vanderveld X_x God when is it gonna FINISH!!!???

[Marcus Telcontar]

They breed faster than Marzullos!

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

That is so right Marcus :)

[Sith Ahnk]

Smell better

[Diego Van Derveld]

:grumble

[Arya Ravenwing]

Mmm I like Diego. :)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Dego eh? HA! Now I got something to call my friend, Mr. Italian boy, with a name like Marcacini (not the right spelling, but it sounds like that.) He keeps making fun of my German name, but I'll show him! I'll SHOW THEM ALL!!! MAWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[Arya Ravenwing]

*quickly gives Dyzm his medicine* ^_^;

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Before everyone's eyes turns green and grows a beard**

Wrong Medicine!!!

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

whoops! ^_^;

[Vega Van-Derveld]

They breed faster than Marzullos!

You have Diego to blame fo that. Ain't that right, pop? :D

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

"Pop" ??? OMG OMG OMG

:crack

:lol

Your daddy is hot. :)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:D :lol

[Morgan Evanar]

x_x

There isn't ANY way ANTYHING good can come of this.

I'm going to hide now.

[Dasquian Belargic]

O_o

[Kelt Simoson]

Diego = Morepowerfull that vega maybe?...Thus...nothing good

[Dasquian Belargic]

Nope. Diego can't use the force. :)

[Kelt Simoson]

Diego= complete phyco = cuts people up for no reason.....wait..thats what Vega does..okay i give up.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Nah, Diego is just normal, aside from the whole man-whore past where he left behind thousands of little Van-Dervelds babies ^_^

[Diego Van Derveld]

My kids are all a bunch of disrespectful, ungrateful bastards! :verymad

They might be able to use the force, but I can still give em a lashing with my belt! :mad

[Dasquian Belargic]

:o

[Xander Kace]

Lay some law down!

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:headbash

[Xander Kace]

X_x

[Vega Van-Derveld]

>D

;; kicks the dead body for good measure ;;

[Xander Kace]

O_O!!!


...

...

X_X

[Diego Van Derveld]

(breaks a switch off nearby oak tree) >D

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Van Dervelds are very scary *runs*

[Xander Kace]

twitch

twitch

x_X

[Diego Van Derveld]

I'm nice enough...

...but I don't put up with no lip, boy! >D

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*likes diego already*

Can I borrow that switch when youre finished with it?

*grins at Vega >D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

^_^; !

[Diego Van Derveld]

Only if you have wide hips, Daiq >D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:verymad You've already had enough children, stay away from the women

[Diego Van Derveld]

I gotta make up for the bad crops. Surely you understand, boy.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

By screwing your sons girlfriend? o_O

[Diego Van Derveld]

My son is dead. Whatever are you talking about >D

[Kelt Simoson]

Jerry Springer Style









Jerry: "And today on keeping it the family....Vega Van-Derveld!!...give the dark lord killer and murderer of thousands of beaings a round of appluase......so Vega..how ya feeling Bud?"

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Yeah, your son is dead. I keeeeelled him.

;; checks list of Van-Dervelds to be destroyed ;;

Your turn next ! :D

[Kelt Simoson]

The program starts up with the title "The maiming and killing of family members"

Jerry: "Here on todays show...." :)

[Diego Van Derveld]

You'll have to find me first.

And the most dangerous wolf is the injured one, thats backed into a corner >D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

No, no... I'd say the one with the lightning coming out of his fingers and lightsaber in his hand is more dangerous :)

[Diego Van Derveld]

(takes a trip to myrkyr)

Care to wager again?

(pets vornskyr)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:grumble

I'll still kick yer ass!

[Diego Van Derveld]

Sounds like somebody has some "daddy issues"! :lol

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:mad

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

:( Cant we all just get along?

*pulls tape measure out of her pocket and slides it around her hips*

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

*ljicks herrr ljipsss at the delectable ssspecjimen ssstandjing beforrre herrr*

"Dejigo, would jyou ljike to come overrr to mjy place and we can djicussssss jyourrr famjily trrree jin morrre detajil?"

*Purrrs sssoftljy*

[Diego Van Derveld]

>D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

... o_O

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

O_o@This thread

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Cat girl + Wolf man = :x

[Diego Van Derveld]

Is that a complaint from you, boy? :)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Nono. Enjoy the cat woman. I look forward to seeing the hideously disfigured babies :)

[Diego Van Derveld]

Can only improve after your lot, flea-bitten disgrace you were.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

I only have you to thank for that :)

[Diego Van Derveld]

It starts with the force. Then, you are constantly having make-overs...

At this rate, you'll have all my brood sipping frapuccinos, and watching figure skating.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Hey, what's wrong with figure skating?!

[Diego Van Derveld]

Oh nothing at all, boy :rolleyes

All that civilization I suppose.

Look at my son, Mr. Civilized >D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Nothing wrong with being a bit civilized, hey? :D

[Diego Van Derveld]

Well go on then, Civilized :lol

I shan't be attending your ballet recital this evening though

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Fine then! I don't need your approval, I can be a star ballerina without you!

...

:cry

[Diego Van Derveld]

No handkerchief to dry your tears, Civilized? What a mess!

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

......o_o.......*Pictures Vega beeing a ballerina dancer*

...........................................EW..... ......................*shivers*

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;; hides tutu in shame ;;

:(

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*will burn his tutu if she ever finds it!* >D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

... Daiq, I took it from your wardrobe :uhoh

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

:o

*turns off the figure skating that was on the telly* :rolleyes

(detests figure skating in rl >_< )

[Vega Van-Derveld]

I like blading and ice skating :mneh Not figure skating though... too hard :x

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

o_o........*3 hours later* *Still freaked out about that image of Veggies*

[Idolon Mortiferus]

Vega in a tutu? thanks for the nightmares guys.O_o

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

*flattensss herrr earrrsss back asss ssshe ssstarrresss at Vega, then sssjidlesss up to Dejigo*

Thjis pup of yourrrsss, thjis whelp, he jis mossst ungrrrateful. Jyesss, jyou ssshould punjisssh hjim ssseverrrljy.

*exposes her sharp teeth in a smile, her tail whipping furiously at the thought of watching two strong delectable males drawing blood on each other*

ji get to ljick the wjinnerrr and take hjim home wjith me!

*purrrsss loudljy*

[Diego Van Derveld]

(pulls out his belt) >D...

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*shakes head* qujite odd anjimalsss thessse onesss arrre.....

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:eek!