Question for the ladies :)

[Dae Jinn]

ISn't Fett a cutey? He says no and I say yes, therefore I must make a thread where I will be proven right :lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Fett is burningly hotness. ;)

[Ligaurrraa]

jYesssh, Defjinjiteljy :D

[Gibbon Meffoon]

"Gah! He ain't nothin' but a sack of chicken feathers and a pretty smile! All you young'ns today care about is looks, well, in my day, we had substance! Maybe you should give it a try!" The old codger snapped angrily at how the young generation was messing everyhting up from when he had it all perfect.

[Ligaurrraa]

:lol


ROTFLMAO

[Gibbon Meffoon]

"Look! This stripey girl can't even stand up for five minutes before fallin' over and havin' a breakdown! Maybe it's because she ain't got to muscle on her. That's the problem with you little ladies, all thinkin' about your looks and never workin' out. Why, in my day, a good woman could heft her weight in sides of beef, and she did, too!" He went on grumbling.

[Marcus Telcontar]

You were lucky. We had to live in a shoebox by the lake!

[Ligaurrraa]

Oh no, Grampy Marcus :lol

*prepares to hear lots of stories about "the good old days"*

[Gibbon Meffoon]

Gah! You're lucky t'ave had a shoebox! We'd dream of livin' in the luxury of a shoebox! No, we lived ina moist paper bag in the middle of the highway, all seventeen of us kids, and papa with 'is four wives. Don't go sayin you had it harder of'n me, you whipper-snapper!

[Azhure Darkstone]

Yada yada yada...back in my day......

a new nickname! Granddad Darkstone
:-P

*wisely says nothing else*

[Master Yoghurt]

A moist paperbag?? Oh, that would have been concidered paradise where I grew up. A sticky bubblegum wrap was our home. All 35 of us kids were cramped up in there. All we had to eat was frosen garlic rice. We had to work 25 hours a day and use toothpicks for shoes.

[Idolon Mortiferus]

You got it worse than me? oh, please! me and my 48 brothers and sisters grew up in the bubblegum, we had to eat each other to keep warm and wouldnt waste toothpicks as shoes, we wore them as shirts.

[Marcus Telcontar]

LUXURY!!!

(BTw, this is called a Thread Hijack. Who wants to talk about Fett, we want to talk about how we had it harder than anyone else!)

[Oriadin]

We cant talk about that, there are younguns about!

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Gets a blank look, re-reads his own posts and then nearly dies with embarrasment ::

[Oriadin]

Dear oh dear. :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

You, mate, have a dirty mind.

You fit in quite well, come to think of it :p

[Oriadin]

ACTION: Looks around and points at himself as if to say 'me?' with an innocent glare.

;)

[Zeke]

::sits in front of Marcus' rocking chair::

Tell us more about back in your day, Grampy Marcus! Didja hafta post uphill bothways 15 miles in the freezing snow?

[Dae Jinn]

:lol @ Zeke

[Alpha]

:lol!!!!!!!

[Chance]

http://clandestinelife.clanpages.com/pink006.jpeg

:eek

[ReaperFett]

You hijack because you dont want to say no. I understand :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

o_O

[Ange Tot]

Fett has a nice body, just cover his face witha paper bag and everything is okay!










j/king, Fett has a sexy voice tho......

[Zeke]

Fett, now there's 2 of 'em sayin' you're hot. Quit hijacking! This thread is about Grampy Marcus' stories of back in the day, not Fett's appeal to women!

[imported_Eve]

I think I should get the credit for Fettish being a pimp.
I was like his scout - I discovered him!


[choked up] He's my special boy!! [/choked up]

[ReaperFett]

Topic Wars :)

[Zeke]

The Fettish Empire vs the Grampy Alliance

[ReaperFett]

I dont sleep. The opposition gets up six times a night for the toilet :)

[Zeke]

But Grampy Marcus has FORCE PANNING! and a few other nice FORCE attacks that no one to date has been able to defend against!

[ReaperFett]

Easy. Force ignore ;)

[Ange Tot]

Yeah, but Fett has his sexy "I'm british, do me" voice!

[Zeke]

::wishes girls wanted him as bad as they want Fett::

[ReaperFett]

ANge, have you ever ehard my voice? :)




And Zeke, apparently the trick is to be as unwantable as possible. Confused? Good :)

[Ange Tot]

Yes I have, when you sent Dae the sound clip of you saying "Crumpet"


You do have a sexy voice, even if I only heard one second of it.

[ReaperFett]

oooooooh, the public sounds. Thought everyone who had heard them was "eliminated" :)

[Zeke]

Maybe that IS my problem. I get alot of "Oh, you're handsome and nice and all, but I'd rather date THAT guy" then they point out some brutish oaf with a mind of an ape.

[ReaperFett]

Me....................date........................ .......nah, never :)

[Zeke]

At the rate I'm goin, I'll probably never have a date either. We should make a brotherhood of the eternally dateless or something.

[ReaperFett]

youre 2 years younger though. You have time kid :)

[Zeke]

I hope so.

[ReaperFett]

Providing you dont basically live like me, you'll be fine :)

[Ligaurrraa]

Awwwwww, with attitudes like that, you'll never get dates! be confident you two! I know Fett is a cutey, you probably aren't that bad either Zeke :p Just don't be down about it. you'll get dates someday...

[ReaperFett]

there is such thing as running out of time you know :)

[Dae Jinn]

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :)

bad Fett-Pet. Don't be mean to yourself. Silly boy :p

[Zeke]

::looks over and sees Fett draped with women...looks at himself and sees he is alone...sad::

[Dae Jinn]

bah. :\

*enrolls all the single jedi guys she knows into a dating service* :)

[Zeke]

Dating service?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh Lordy be! Can I have premission to use that HHHHHHHHHHHHIIII-JACKED!! picture?

Now when I posted as a kid, packed were sent via Avian carriers! Lucky to get a reply in a month and packet loss was fritening. Net Cat was something to truly fear, let me tell you

[Dae Jinn]

I think Grampy Marcus needs to be sent to a home! :lol



*ducks* Kidding :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

I AM at home - with the flu.

:: ACHOO!! ::

*SPLAT*

Ooops, sorry about the mess on you

[Zeke]

Eeewww, Grampy Marcus sneezed on Aunty Dae!

[Dae Jinn]

*flicks snot at Zeke and makes Marcus some chicken noodle soup* :p Not the first time a Jedi has "sneezed" on me :p

[Zeke]

Eeewww! ::dodges:: I want some soup!

[Arya Ravenwing]

Grampy Marcus...and the Force Bed Pan?!

:eek

*runs away*

Fett IS cute. And Eve is his pimp. Its true. :)

[Ligaurrraa]

Ew...the force bed pan is just.......wrong.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Better than a Force Enema

[Ligaurrraa]

I guess a full bed pan is better than an enema >-<

The worst would be Force Hot Carl....:lol

[Chance]

Oh Lordy be! Can I have premission to use that HHHHHHHHHHHHIIII-JACKED!! picture?

Go for it :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Coooooooool :)

[Kelt Simoson]

*Twaps grampy marcus with a rubber hammer*

[sonja]

You can have Fettish for $500/hour. He is booked this morning, but he is free in seven hours.

You want him to come as a lumberjack?

He doesn't need much, just a cup o' tea to wake him up.






Any takers? :: puts on her purple pimp hat with a green feather ::

[Alpha]

O_o :lol

[ReaperFett]

Im being sold like cheap meat :(




:)


Fett IS cute
Boba or Jango? :)

[Zeke]

:lol

[ReaperFett]

I bet shes more of a Jango kinda girl :)

[JaAku Dama]

nah, Reaper I bet :)

[Ange Tot]

REAPER REAPER!


*molests him for free*

[sonja]

Quit yer bitchin' Fettish, or I'll mark you down.

Hah!

[ReaperFett]

what are you, my mother? :)

[Zeke]

That's no way to talk to your meal ticket.

[ReaperFett]

I wasnt, I was talking to a poster :)

[sonja]

Your mother wouldn't pimp you out.

[Dae Jinn]

Not unless she really needed the money :)

[Kaytor Surna]

*Starts reading through the thread.







Half way through dies laughing.*


OMG! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rollin :crack :lol

My family is giving me weird looks because I am laughing so hard.

[Zeke]

I thought they gave you wierd looks no matter WHAT you were doing. :)

[Dae Jinn]

*steals chibi zeke for her collection* :D

[Kaytor Surna]

Boot to the head

*A boot sails out of no where and hits Zeke in the head.

[Zeke]

::ducks boot:: Go get some quality footwear! Dae, quit stealing me!

[Kaytor Surna]

Force boot to the head

*A boot sails out again and targets Zeke, hiting him hard on the head.*

:p mneh

[Zeke]

Fett, I gotta borrow your move. ::FORCE IGNORE:: Thanks. ::gives Fett his move back::

[ReaperFett]

I got moves ;)

[Zeke]

Dude, I'm gonna join you in your club of "Girls think I'm hot but I don't believe them" club. I'm being fought over in the pic request.

[ReaperFett]

So I saw. But you did post your bare chest. Most anyones ever seen of me is my shoulders :)

[Zeke]

I don't see what's so special. It's not like I'm ripped or something.

[ReaperFett]

Maybe everyone else on these boards has an eye condition :)

[Zeke]

Or they're easy to please :)

[ReaperFett]

True :)

[Zeke]

Wonder which it is?

[ReaperFett]

Maybe both? :)

[Zeke]

Let's see...Ladies! Why do you find me to be attractive?

[ReaperFett]

eah, same question for me! :)

[Pheonix Planesrender]

No on Zeke and I have never seen a pic of Fett so I cant answer that one.

[Ligaurrraa]

Fett has a good personality, he always makes me laugh and feel better when i'm feeling crap :) Plus he is cute.:lol
I don't know Zeke well enough and the fact that he is too young for me kinda is a turn off. But you are cute Zekey! :)

[Dae Jinn]

Of course, neither of you are as cute as my Gue is :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*only seen one pic of Fett* meh.....*doesn't wanna wade through posts for Zeke's pic*

[Zeke]

My pic's on page 61 of the Pic request! Behold, a link!


http://www.swforums.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15282&perpage=20&pagenumber=61

[ReaperFett]

Seer gave me a meh, thats not positive! :)

[Dae Jinn]

That's Seer :p there are more girls than just that, Fett-Pet :rolleyes

[ReaperFett]

yeah, who stay silent. How......convenient :)

[Dae Jinn]

They are just intimidated by your incredible sexiness :D

[ReaperFett]

hope you arent connected to a lie detector, else it just blew up :)

[Dae Jinn]

:p No lie detector here :D

[ReaperFett]

Broken them all already eh? :)

[Dae Jinn]

Nope, I don't lie *shines halo* O:P

[ReaperFett]

it's dirty :)

[Dae Jinn]

Not now *Halo gleams and is shiney* :D

Fett = inexplicably sexy

All guys who act like you get chicks, you remind me of my friend Bill from college! :)

[Zeke]

::feels left out::

[Dae Jinn]

same with you, Zekey :)

[Oishii Sakana]

lol You sure are original.

[ReaperFett]

Apparently Zeke, feeling unattractive is attractive :)

[Zeke]

Hm...I must be damn fine.

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Lol

[ReaperFett]

Damn these paradoxes :)

[Zeke]

I hear ya :lol

[ReaperFett]

They want to make it hard for us peeps :)

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

Thought this thread was hijacked... O_o Oh well.

[ReaperFett]

No, because some of us start new threads for things that arent on topic ;)

[Dae Jinn]

No, it's guys who are cute who are like "oh, girls hate me" and stuff. then girls are like "no way! you are cute and nice" blah blah blah...My friend Bill was like that and he got lots of girls :lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
Seer gave me a meh, thats not positive! :)

yep, and neither are feh, beh, peh......*checks out Zeke* meh too.....

[Dae Jinn]

:\
well...everyone has different taste in guys....

[ReaperFett]

yeah, and 99% arent positive for me ;)

[Kelt Simoson]

The point is you gals are just talking nice to us..trying not to let us get sad...

[Dae Jinn]

*hugs Kelt* Yep :) Can't have sad little Jedi boys running around.

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

God and the to say that purpose of this thread was to seek if my daddy was cute or no, I never even noticed :lol of course he is runs in the family. ;)

[Dae Jinn]

:lol


Sorry, you're the exception in that "family" Lance ;)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

You say that just cause you want me so bad and you dont want no one to know it. ;)

[Dae Jinn]

sure, i want you like i want a rash Lance :) *has a boy and one is enough*

[ReaperFett]

She didnt say if she likes rashes :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

:p Nyah huh

[ReaperFett]

its true though :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Indeed, the daddy is right. :p Dae loses! Muwhaa

[ReaperFett]

Never question a Fett ;)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Damn right. ;)

[ReaperFett]

lol:)

[Dae Jinn]

*punts both Fetts*

Who the hell likes rashes??? honestly. common sense boys :lol

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

You. :)

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, just you :)

[Dae Jinn]

no, i think you 2 do :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

I do? :)

[ReaperFett]

I dont. Stop trying to throw accusations :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

He is right. Stop it!

[ReaperFett]

Cunning thing :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

I feel terribly insulted. :mad *still can't believe what Dae said*

[ReaperFett]

Ive heard worse, trust me ;)

[Dae Jinn]

Nice face there Lancey :)

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Face it, if I wasnt married IC and OOC, every single girl would be over me in a shot.

[ReaperFett]

A shot of what? Whiskey? Tequila? Pure alcohol?


:)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Sex

[ReaperFett]

They wouldnt be all over you before that? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Depends how drunk I am

[ReaperFett]

is it better you are or are not? :)

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

No, but if you were Hugh Jackman I'd be all over you. ^_^;

[ReaperFett]

just the name, or the looks? :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Now let's see who would get more chicks in a single situation Grampy or Daddy!? :p

[ReaperFett]

lol! :)

[Nasseeri Haalleerraa]

ji have alwajysss, thrrrough mjy entjirrre ljife went forrr the malesss wjith the perrrsssonaljitjy. ji dont gjive a rrratsss assssss about looksss!!!

Fett-Bond, ji have told jyou beforrre that ji think jyou arrre verrrjy funnjy and ji meant jit!! Jyes, even ji have fljirrrted wjith jyou!!

Zeke, ji do not know jyou, ssso ji cannot comment, mjy apologjizesss.

*pats Fett's backside :D

[Oishii Sakana]

Ok, ya'll...umm...

A girl once told me she would never date me becuase I was a decent guy.

Another girl told me I was too good to be true

And thirdly, a girl asked me if I was real.

All this was in Real life. I feel like a whimsical fairy tale creature or something.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Do you really have blue hair? ;)

[ReaperFett]

cant REALLY :)

[Hart]

Hey... no one's ever said I was too good to be true... :(

[ReaperFett]

Im too bad to be believable, that do? :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

Too good to be true? like a Fairy tale?

[Oishii Sakana]

Yeah, a fairy tale. Being too good to be true cost me a hot date. And no, mny hair is not blue in real life. Sorry.

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Damn you.

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

:cry But I like blue hair! j/k :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

<_< Erm

[Oishii Sakana]

....

[Gibbon Meffoon]

Bah! Back in my day, we didn't even NEED hair! Oh no, growign hair was a luxury for the weak and spoiled. REAL men spent their time killign wild animals to eat them and fightign off legions of evil sock puppets instead of lounging about growign hair!

And Blue hair? Oly people I know with blue hair are little old ladies that drive Cadillacs. You ain't a lady, are you? Can't be a man, too much hair. Get a haircut, you no good worthless hippie punk! She wouldn't date you because you spend too much time preening that periwinkle mop of yours! Look at me, no big hair, and a ladies can't get enoguht of me! Bah, kids these days, so pathetic.

[Oishii Sakana]

But Gramps, I like this hair of mine....Women nowadays think long blue hair is super-sexy! Daani likes blue hiar, after all.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

don't particularly like dyed hair myself since all the guys around here change it has often as they change clothes......