Presenting!!

[Darius Van-Derveld]

Continuing the proud Van-Derveld family tradition of turning people into crazed swfans, I present my first convert.


Idolon Mortiferus!!

[Idolon Mortiferus]

Hi! umm. after all that introduction i feel really stupid [shuffles feet] well, not much to say yet, but im going to post up a little bit of bg stuff about my chara as a thread... um. i WILL get a better avatar cos this ones.... [censored] ^^;;; see y'all soon.....?

[Admiral Lebron]

Hi!

[Kar'h'tzen Shaed]

Hullo.

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

yo :smokin

[TheHolo.Net]

Welcome to tha looney bin. All the straight-jackets are out of stock so you will have to wait a few weeks before you are issued one for your own safety. :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Can I pan the newbie?

Just kidding!

:: Looks about as everyone looks at him ::

Honest!!! Just joking!

:: Hides pan behind his back ::

[TheHolo.Net]

Put your straight-jacket back on Marcus! :mad

[Admiral Lebron]

I have two thousand posts! :crack :rollin :crack :rollin :rollin :crack :rollin

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oi mate ^_^

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Admiral Lebron
I have two thousand posts! :crack :rollin :crack :rollin :rollin :crack :rollin You do know I can "fix" that for you right? >D:p

[Admiral Lebron]

And I can "fix" you. :evil >D :rolleyes :D

[TheHolo.Net]

uh huh, sure. :p

[Admiral Lebron]

I do know a few rabies. :)

[TheHolo.Net]

I am omnipotent, you are....insignificant. :p j/k

[Admiral Lebron]

Look at the last person who said that to my god. :D

[TheHolo.Net]

I hereby find you guilty of topic hijacking and your punishment shall be……

Sets Marcus loose and makes his pan appear in his hands

tsk tsk tsk >D

[Admiral Lebron]

I've been panned before. I liked it! :o

[TheHolo.Net]

ewwwww. :x

Leeloo is going to be jealous.

[Admiral Lebron]

Tough noogies.

[imported_Grev Drasen]

Welcome Idolon.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Hi.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ah HA! I have been set loose!

FORCE.... (thinks about an apt punishment and then gets a spendid idea)....SCREAMING INFANTS!!!

:: 100 infants appear with Lebron in a locked room, with him tied to a chair with Acme Escape-proof rope, and begin screaming for food, hugs or a diaper change ::

[Sean Piett]

Eeeep!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol!!!

Hi Idolon!! :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol 'ello newbie :wave

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;; waves heljo to Laura ;;

:D

[Kelt Simoson]

hello newbie butt :p...welcome to the Phyco Board...

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Yoohoo...can I paint hish veenky gohld? Yoo know, eets vot I doo.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Can someone get me a translator here?

[Dasquian Belargic]

@_@

[Admiral Lebron]

Sucks to be me eh?

[Idolon Mortiferus]

hi all!
look i got pretty signatures and stuff... if they actually work, that is O_o

[Dasquian Belargic]

;; clapclapclap ;;

:mneh

[Kakita Yoshi]

Ohh my....I have done a good job. :p

[Idolon Mortiferus]

ya have havent ya.... yasssss... youve created a monster...... [runs riot with Res Evil theme tune blasting.]

[Dasquian Belargic]

O_O

...

*click*

;; shoots zombie in the head ;;

:D Ahhhhhhh

[Idolon Mortiferus]

Caplin: "I shot her 5 times..... why was she still standing?"

Rayne: [Blasts her with Auto] "Bitch isn't standing now."

Whee!

[Vega Van-Derveld]

You like that movie too much :)

[Idolon Mortiferus]

yup. i love resident evil. seen it 8 times so far....

[hums theme tune. "at the beginning of the 21st century the Umbrella corporation had become the largest commercial entity in the united states. 9 out of every 10 homes contain its products. its political and financial influence is felt eveywhere.
in public it is the worlds leading supplier of computer technology, medical products and healthcare. unknown even to its own employees its massive profits are generated by millitary technology, genetic experimentation and viral weaponry."

cuts to screen of man in radiatioon suit using remote arms to move green and blue cylinders into a metal case. one is thrown as the man leaves the room and locks the door. it breaks. man seen running through corridors and crashes into man in suit, who says "Thank YOU!" he turns to his female colleague [who later has her head chopped off by an elevator] who replies with "Some people, huh?"

scenes of a "Fire drill" follow. a woman trapped in a room being flooded, people being gassed with halon, lifts falling [eeew!] etc

scene cuts to Alice, lying KO-ed in shower, with amnesia....]

.... ok. that says it all really, doesnt it?

[Dasquian Belargic]

... :x

[Kelt Simoson]

RE the movie sucks, nothing like the game..they even changed the nams around..the only one they left was Raine..ive aplyed all the games..they just ruined it...

[Dasquian Belargic]

:x ... Laura is gonna cuss you out for saying that about the movie

[Jedi Neo]

http://abrams.clanpages.com/swcerealhjk.JPG

:Wistles:


DOH!!!

[Inabrin Tain]

[Tweek]OHH GOD THE WHISLING IS IN MY HEAD!!![Tweek/]


Where is Laura...damnit girl post here!

[Dwayne Hicks]

Hang on, I saw a brilliant graphic earlier today.....

[Dwayne Hicks]

<img src=http://clandestinelife.clanpages.com/pink006.jpeg>

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

O_o

[The Thread Hi-jacker]

HANDS UP!!! THIS IS A HI-JACK, REBEL SCUM!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*kicks the Thread Hi-Jacker in the shins*


I ain't no rebel scum.

I'm just plain scum.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

hmm, seen that mallet thwack piccy somewhere before but can't remember where......:\