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Hermes Spearman
Aug 12th, 2002, 06:25:19 PM
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<font size="+4">A NEW ORDER.
A NEW REPUBLIC.</font></font></p></td></tr></table><table width="804" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td width="272" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">

<font color="#000000" face="Courier, New">The Galaxy may at last celebrate the freedom it has so long desired now that the New Republic has finally established democracy throughout the majority of systems from the very nerve-centre of Coruscant. Last night, the demonic statues of Diktat Viscera, Grand Admiral Thrawn and the haunting representation of Emperor Palpatine himself were symbolically upturned and destroyed. Joyous festivities went right through to the early hours of this morning, the song and dance never tiring.
We at GNN also herald this day historic for the future of our noble organization. No longer will white blaster-totting drones repress the truth-seeking media, nor will the free-speaking press have their voice suffocated and stifled at the ruthless hands of evil dictators. We are a free people and now we must learn to use our liberty to ensure that power-craving madmen never sit upon a throne of power ever again. Although the Galactic Empire has been burned to it's foundations,</font></p></td><td width="528" align="center" valign="top" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><p align="top"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#000000" size="+3">http://www.andrew-milligan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/roleplaying/gnn/images/freedom.jpg[/b]</font>
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<font color="#000000" face="Courier, New"><font color="#000000" face="Courier, New" size="+1">woe betide those who forget to stamp out the embers.
Late last night reports came in of a raid conducted by remnant Imperial forces on the world of Kuat. A New Republic shipyard suffered the loss of almost a score of dreadnaught-class warships, such a travesty should not go unpunished and GNN vows to be a weapon for truth and justice, striking the last, fatal blow to dictatorship for the free people. Our chairman and founder, Mr. Hermes Spearman, received word from a Sergeant Tyle, who happened to be on Kuat at the time of the assault and he has given his word that these petty thieves will be brought to justice. </font></td><td width="264" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">

<font color="#000000" face="Courier, New">Today, Mr. Spearman gave this statement:
"GNN urges every man, woman and child who value their freedom to help the New Republic in their efforts to eliminate the remaining Imperialists and their power-hungry acts of violence and cruelty. The Galactic News Network has maintained it's reputation to 'strike whilst the iron is hot' and in this case, it is piping. Act now and see an end to the squabbling, Imperial warlords and welcome a new order, a New Republic."

<font face="Times New Roman"><font color="#000000">For full story...</font> (http://www.swforums.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21631)

<font color="#000000">For latest news...</font> (http://www.andrew-milligan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/roleplaying/gnn/press/2b.html)

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Telan Desaria
Aug 12th, 2002, 07:18:50 PM
The fall of Coruscant came as predicted by our Lord Diktat, Darth Viscera. Had we as Imperials been tasked with its defense, then rest assured that that world would be free of Republic clutches and in the safe talons of Imperial Might.

The Empire is an entity, embodied by more loyal men and women than the Republic would care to admit, many within its own borders. They are on fallen worlds, and in smashed cities. They hope, after the Republic has failed them, that Imperial Order and Majesty reigned supreme again, in place of demorcratic anarchy.

Never doubt the resolve of the Empire or its ability to thwart those who oppose it.

Though it was predicated and allowed:

the Fall of Imperial Center shall not go unavenged.



Ministry of Propaganda
-Secretary of Universal Affairs,

Beh G. Brother

Zeke
Aug 12th, 2002, 07:40:49 PM
Oooh...cool. Ver. 2.0 of the Forum's newspaper has no spelling errors! Nice pic, too.

Sanis Prent
Aug 12th, 2002, 10:02:19 PM
>D

Chase Starwalker
Aug 12th, 2002, 11:16:31 PM
very, very nice.

props Gavino!

Daanarri Raurrssaatta
Aug 13th, 2002, 12:19:45 AM
*wants to be in the news*

:cry

:D

Vega Van-Derveld
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:22:36 AM
http://www.andrew-milligan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/roleplaying/gnn/press/2c.html

WOOT! :D :crack

imported_Lance Stormrider
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:03:14 PM
Omg, that is awesome work :D

Vega Van-Derveld
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:14:04 PM
Damn straight :D

Chase Starwalker
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:29:36 PM
oh hush Vega! Your star struck! :D

Vega Van-Derveld
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:33:04 PM
:crack I know!

Sanis Prent
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:36:27 PM
I'm just waiting till they do a Xazor -- "Who's my baby's daddy?" story.

Vega Van-Derveld
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:37:33 PM
:lol!

Celsius Snowtamer
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:38:17 PM
:lol

Hrm, what does one have to do to get on the news?

Sanis Prent
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:40:31 PM
Favors...

...:mischief

Vega Van-Derveld
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:41:58 PM
Killing people works too.

Celsius Snowtamer
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:57:49 PM
Killing, or favours....

hm....Killing sounds like fun........

*plots*

imported_Lance Stormrider
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:08:02 PM
Lmao :lol

Celsius Snowtamer
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:09:39 PM
Wanna be killed Lance?

No? Too bad, you posted first so you volinteered.

*drags Lance off to be mauled to death*

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:16:09 PM
That's two threads that I have a hand in that've been covered.

I don't know if I like this much publicity. :\



People might get the wrong idea about me :D

imported_Lance Stormrider
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:19:35 PM
*Looks at your CT* Ouhhhhhhh its one of the dark stalkers!!!

Where's Morrigan and Felicia!!! *Gets dragged*

Celsius Snowtamer
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:25:04 PM
*mauls claws and kills mercilessy*

NOW can I be on the news?

imported_Lance Stormrider
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:29:24 PM
X_x *Doesn't die* Can't die before I get an autograph from Morrigan and Felicia

Xazor Elessar
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:29:27 PM
:lol @ Charley!!!

"Who's My Baby's Daddy?"

:lol!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! That would be the funniest thing!!!! :lol!!

Or....

"Someone's Sleeping In My Bed....and it sure ain't Shade!!!" :lol!!!!

imported_Lance Stormrider
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:30:33 PM
Lmfao! :lol

Celsius Snowtamer
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:43:45 PM
*media-ish voice*

We are here live in the Jedi Living quaters, just outside Miss Xazor Dawnstrider's bedroom, we are going to open the door and find out who she REALLY has being with all this time.

*sound of door opening*

OH MY LORD! It's JABBA THE HUT!

*end media-ish voice then hides*

Xazor Elessar
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:51:11 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!

"..." Completely speechless to that one, Celsius!! :lol

I would not be caught DEAD with Jabba in my bed!!

:lol!!!!!!! AHH! That rhymed!!! :lol Hehehehehe.....man...I am one newsworthy Garou.... :lol!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!

ReaperFett
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:53:58 PM
You wouldnt be caught dead with him in your bed, as they wouldnt be able to find the body :)

Xazor Elessar
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:57:04 PM
:huh

Ah....okay Fett......

FETTS THE FATHER!!!!! :lol

Celsius Snowtamer
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:59:14 PM
*laughs from hiding spot*

Leeloo Mina
Aug 13th, 2002, 08:02:41 PM
:lol:lol!!!


Poor baby, I wouldnt WANT to know what jabba and xazor's child would look like >_<

ReaperFett
Aug 13th, 2002, 08:04:22 PM
Me? But......wouldnt that mean that the force was involved? Like than kid, what was his name, Anakilm?




:)

Leeloo Mina
Aug 13th, 2002, 09:01:59 PM
....... O_o

Dae Jinn
Aug 13th, 2002, 09:17:58 PM
Cos we need little Fetts running around here -_-

Kelt Simoson
Aug 13th, 2002, 09:49:19 PM
Little Fetts?...NO!..the Horror!






:)

Sanis Prent
Aug 13th, 2002, 10:23:07 PM
It would be like that scene in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"

Right...I've decided to sell the lot of you for medical experimentation.

Awwwwwww dad.....

Leeloo Mina
Aug 14th, 2002, 04:20:14 AM
:lol:lol

We could always use some more sanis' running around here, though :D Ones that are at least 18 ^_^

ReaperFett
Aug 14th, 2002, 05:58:19 AM
I would call them.......mini-me :)

imported_Lance Stormrider
Aug 14th, 2002, 07:48:38 AM
Imagine little mes o_O! O_o! I'm already extremely annoying now imagine 20 others like me :D I would create an army and take over the universe!!!









Ok I'm smoking way too much pot.......

ReaperFett
Aug 14th, 2002, 07:50:20 AM
20 of you would be annoying? Imagine 20 mes

imported_Lance Stormrider
Aug 14th, 2002, 07:53:35 AM
O_O!!!!!!!! *imagines* Woha..........

ReaperFett
Aug 14th, 2002, 08:00:53 AM
ten would be depressed, one would have got good at something unimportant and become amazingly arrogant over it, three are telling jokes to make up for the lack of substance in anything they say, and six are doing nothing :)

Leeloo Mina
Aug 14th, 2002, 10:31:12 PM
:lol Is that how you're divided up fett? :( *pats him on the shoulder*


What about like 100 me's running around saying "Chicka chicka"?

imported_Lance Stormrider
Aug 15th, 2002, 08:44:17 AM
Ack! 100 Leeloo Minas!! ACK!!!! *Dies just thinking about it O_O..*

Dasquian Belargic
Aug 15th, 2002, 09:18:36 AM
We already had that when Leeloo was an active roleplayer, with all the little Leeoloo wannabes :x

ReaperFett
Aug 15th, 2002, 11:01:06 AM
Scary :)

Arya Ravenwing
Aug 15th, 2002, 01:56:53 PM
Chicka chicka!

:)

ReaperFett
Aug 15th, 2002, 02:57:04 PM
We knew you were like that anyway :)