Things Yoda might say.....(Read at own risk of laughter)

[Tomak Ohara]

Things Yoda might say in bed......

"Deushbag you are, Shmuck yes."

"Who is your daddy."

"Like that you do, dont you?"

"Bend over show me your darkside."

"Feel the force."

"Yes the ears are for ressing your ankles, hmmmmm."

"You like the green lightsaber dont you?"

If i am out of line delete i. Sorry just thought it was funny.

Things Yoda might say to you.....

"Get to know your father, you never know if Darth Vader he will be."

"Worrying is as effective as trying to stick C3po together with bubblegum."

"Sound like Grover from Sesame Street I do."

"Waste time not at Mos Eisely. In the end hungover you will be."

"Mess not with your hair. For when you are eight-hundred one-thousand it will look!"

"Wookies shed all over the furniture they will."

"Respect Mace Windu, very good in Pulp Fiction he was."

Things that could be Star Wars movies,

"Yoda loses his Virginity"

"Anakin and Padme: The Lost Movie Rated XXX"

"Chewbacca travels to America and gets Confused with Bigfoot."

"Yoda Comes to Earth and is Mistaken for a Rouge Muppet, Mauled, and then his voice is used to replace Grover"

Now these have nothing to do with Star Wars but my favorite....
I Know What You Did Last Summer Spoofs!

"I Still Have some Issues about what you did Last Summer."

"I Can not remeber what you did last Summer, but I am gonna kill you anyways"

And my favorite....

"I am on a Killing Spree this Summer"

Now Harry Potter Book Titles......

Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum
Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike
Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer
Harry Potter And The Gringott’s Bank Job
Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film
Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign
Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise
Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of Tolkien
Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader
Harry Potter - It’s SO Unfair!
Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem
Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer
Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic
Harry Potter And The Ratings War
Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms
Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees
Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9
Harry Potter And The Dragon’s Breath
Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England
Harry Potter And The Broom of Doom
Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000
Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt
Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater
Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce
Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident
Harry Potter And The Goblin’ Teasmade

And More......

Ron Weasley and That Kid With The Scar
Harry Potter and the Ugly Wizard
Harry Potter Takes A Trip to the Moon
Harry Potter and the Terrible Shock He Receives When Hermione Granger Finally Gets Credit For Saving The Day
Harry Potter, In All 500 Pages Of This Book, Is Not Once In Mortal Peril
Harry Potter Does Not Win The Quidditch Cup
Harry Potter Becomes Rabid and Foams At The Mouth
Harry Potter Misplaces His Brain
Harry Potter Eats His Children
Harry Potter Gets Jabbed With A Toothpick And Eaten By Madame Maxime As An Appetizer
Harry Potter Murders My French Teacher
Harry Potter Has A Book Named After Him and You Don't, Neener Neener Neener
Harry Potter Learns Ron and Hermione's Birthdays
No One Cares About Harry Potter Anymore, And Harry Likes It This Way
Will The Real Harry Potter Please Stand Up
Breakfast at Harry's
Harry Chang and the Feminist Wife
Harry Potter Reads the Harry Potter Book Series
Colin Creevey: I Stalked Harry Potter
I Stalked JK Rowling: A Fan's Story
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Whiskey
Harry's Potted and the Philosopher's Stoned
Harry Potter Falls Into Concussion After Draco Malfoy Asks Hermione Granger To Marry Him
Ron Weasley Murdered Draco Malfoy After He Asked Hermione Granger To Marry Him
Hermione Granger Fails the Sixth Year But Crabbe and Goyle Pass
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley, Parents of 18
Harry Potter and Hedwig's Overdue Vet Bill
Harry Potter's First and Last Kiss - The Dementor
Sirius Black and Severus Snape; the Best of Friends
Harry Potter and Severus Unite To Save House Elf Protection and Rights
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley Is Jealous of You But Always Keeps His Mouth Shut and I Don't Think You Are Treating This Talented Kid With Enough Respect, He Already Has To Put Up With His Brothers
Harry Potter Finally Discovers the Rare Contact Lense
Harry Potter Develops His Own Line of Hairspray
Sirius Black's Long Lost Love: Minerva McGonagall
Sybil Trelawney, Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil; Siamese Triplets
Harry Potter Faced With Separation From His Best Friend Ron Weasley Because Ron Earlier Killed Malfoy, He Is Now In Azkaban Going Mad (Ron Not Harry)
Harry Potter and the Unnecessary Long Stupid Predictable Idiodic Stream Of A Title

Harry Potter and the Normal Year at Hogwarts
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy; Friends 'til the End
Hermione Granger and the Mystery of the Lost Homework Assignment
Harry Potter; Behind the Scar
Harry Potter is Kicked Off the Quidditch Team when he fails to Catch the Snitch
Harry Potter Faints when Snape Compliments his Work
Hedgwig Falls in Love
Harry Potter dies and No One Cares
Harry Potter and the Golden Toilet Seat

Depending on what you like this can be funny stupid or both. Enjoy. Toodles!

[Darth Viscera]

a-hyuck hyuck hyuck.

[Dr. Strangelove]

dis vas most funny, yet I most ask, how long did you take to create all dis?

[Wei Wu Wei]

That is a long list, dude. hey, it;s that dude from that one commercial!

[Zeke]

"Eet is not only possible...it is essential!"

That one, right?

[IG-88]

Not only did you utterly mangle the Yoda parody of the once-popular "sunscreen song", none of your other amazingly witty... "things"... are funny in the slightest. I sincerely hope you did not bother to type any of them, yet I suspect by the grammar and spelling black holes that SUCK MY VISUAL SENSORS RIGHT TO THE MISTAKES that this is not so. At least you didn't make them all up yourself. Congratulations on that.

Some say that droids do not have any sense of humour. We counter by saying that humans are idiots. The universe goes on.

[Zeke]

You can critisize the thread without being rude about it. You know that, right?

[Chase Starwalker]

ignore IG-88, most people do :D

[Sanis Prent]

IG...there is art to insulting. You, are Rembrandt!

[Dios Kane]

I thought he was hilarious man! Tomak totally ripped the stuph off so he can be bashed to no end.

[Marcus Telcontar]

IG, that was the work of a true wordsmith. For once I see the point of having a rusted and defectively programmed droid here.

By far the funniest thing in this thread

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Ron Weasley and That Kid With The Scar

Har :)

[IG-88]

Zeke, I believe I will pridefully point you in the direction of the brilliant, yet human-created We Are Robots (http://www.wearerobots.com) site and then arrogantly demand that you visit the site and listen to the "Angrybot" episode - if you are of an age where you don't mind hearing numerous instances of general naughtiness in a verbal monologue. I will not be answerable to your spawners if they happen to overhear and choose to be upset about it.

After you - no doubt - enjoy Angrybot's rantings, I would then ask you if you thought the Flash animation was trying to be rude or amusing.

Marcus Q'Dunn, your post is fraught with carefully twisted half-truths, but the first sentance had some nice moments.

I thank all of my staunch - though weak, and biological - supporters, and suppose I will disintegrate them last when I finally take over the galaxy.

[Ansatsu]

Shut up IG. I play Tomak too. Yeah, I ripped it off. But now you are just being mean. You really have no heart frickin robot. *Pulls out the gadget they used to shut down R2-D2 and hits the button but IG does not turn off.* DAMMITT! Piece of crap wont work! BTW, I did handtype them all Jack@$$!!!!!!!!!

[IG-88]

You are quite correct, I really do not have a heart.

Fortunately, this means I can eat all the fat-dripping steaks I wish to.

Unfortunately, I cannot because I have no internal organs at all.

Wait, that's a "fortunately".

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:eek

*edges away from the bounty hunter droid*

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

"Who is your daddy."

Something I can imagine Yoda saying XD

"Sound like Grover from Sesame Street I do."

I've always thought he sounded like Grover.

[Zeke]

But Yoda would school Grover's sorry butt in less than a sec if the 2 of 'em ever met.

[Ansatsu]

Laugh at my funny!!!!!!!!

[Dios Kane]

Nope sorry Tomak, no one has ever laughed with you, only at you or somethin you wripped off

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

:lol

[imported_Grev Drasen]

I smell beeeeeeeeeeeeeeef.