Tomak Ohara
Aug 6th, 2002, 12:03:12 PM
Things Yoda might say in bed......
"Deushbag you are, Shmuck yes."
"Who is your daddy."
"Like that you do, dont you?"
"Bend over show me your darkside."
"Feel the force."
"Yes the ears are for ressing your ankles, hmmmmm."
"You like the green lightsaber dont you?"
If i am out of line delete i. Sorry just thought it was funny.
Things Yoda might say to you.....
"Get to know your father, you never know if Darth Vader he will be."
"Worrying is as effective as trying to stick C3po together with bubblegum."
"Sound like Grover from Sesame Street I do."
"Waste time not at Mos Eisely. In the end hungover you will be."
"Mess not with your hair. For when you are eight-hundred one-thousand it will look!"
"Wookies shed all over the furniture they will."
"Respect Mace Windu, very good in Pulp Fiction he was."
Things that could be Star Wars movies,
"Yoda loses his Virginity"
"Anakin and Padme: The Lost Movie Rated XXX"
"Chewbacca travels to America and gets Confused with Bigfoot."
"Yoda Comes to Earth and is Mistaken for a Rouge Muppet, Mauled, and then his voice is used to replace Grover"
Now these have nothing to do with Star Wars but my favorite....
I Know What You Did Last Summer Spoofs!
"I Still Have some Issues about what you did Last Summer."
"I Can not remeber what you did last Summer, but I am gonna kill you anyways"
And my favorite....
"I am on a Killing Spree this Summer"
Now Harry Potter Book Titles......
Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum
Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike
Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer
Harry Potter And The Gringott’s Bank Job
Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film
Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign
Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise
Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of Tolkien
Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader
Harry Potter - It’s SO Unfair!
Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem
Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer
Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic
Harry Potter And The Ratings War
Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms
Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees
Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9
Harry Potter And The Dragon’s Breath
Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England
Harry Potter And The Broom of Doom
Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000
Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt
Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater
Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce
Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident
Harry Potter And The Goblin’ Teasmade
And More......
Ron Weasley and That Kid With The Scar
Harry Potter and the Ugly Wizard
Harry Potter Takes A Trip to the Moon
Harry Potter and the Terrible Shock He Receives When Hermione Granger Finally Gets Credit For Saving The Day
Harry Potter, In All 500 Pages Of This Book, Is Not Once In Mortal Peril
Harry Potter Does Not Win The Quidditch Cup
Harry Potter Becomes Rabid and Foams At The Mouth
Harry Potter Misplaces His Brain
Harry Potter Eats His Children
Harry Potter Gets Jabbed With A Toothpick And Eaten By Madame Maxime As An Appetizer
Harry Potter Murders My French Teacher
Harry Potter Has A Book Named After Him and You Don't, Neener Neener Neener
Harry Potter Learns Ron and Hermione's Birthdays
No One Cares About Harry Potter Anymore, And Harry Likes It This Way
Will The Real Harry Potter Please Stand Up
Breakfast at Harry's
Harry Chang and the Feminist Wife
Harry Potter Reads the Harry Potter Book Series
Colin Creevey: I Stalked Harry Potter
I Stalked JK Rowling: A Fan's Story
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Whiskey
Harry's Potted and the Philosopher's Stoned
Harry Potter Falls Into Concussion After Draco Malfoy Asks Hermione Granger To Marry Him
Ron Weasley Murdered Draco Malfoy After He Asked Hermione Granger To Marry Him
Hermione Granger Fails the Sixth Year But Crabbe and Goyle Pass
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley, Parents of 18
Harry Potter and Hedwig's Overdue Vet Bill
Harry Potter's First and Last Kiss - The Dementor
Sirius Black and Severus Snape; the Best of Friends
Harry Potter and Severus Unite To Save House Elf Protection and Rights
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley Is Jealous of You But Always Keeps His Mouth Shut and I Don't Think You Are Treating This Talented Kid With Enough Respect, He Already Has To Put Up With His Brothers
Harry Potter Finally Discovers the Rare Contact Lense
Harry Potter Develops His Own Line of Hairspray
Sirius Black's Long Lost Love: Minerva McGonagall
Sybil Trelawney, Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil; Siamese Triplets
Harry Potter Faced With Separation From His Best Friend Ron Weasley Because Ron Earlier Killed Malfoy, He Is Now In Azkaban Going Mad (Ron Not Harry)
Harry Potter and the Unnecessary Long Stupid Predictable Idiodic Stream Of A Title
Harry Potter and the Normal Year at Hogwarts
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy; Friends 'til the End
Hermione Granger and the Mystery of the Lost Homework Assignment
Harry Potter; Behind the Scar
Harry Potter is Kicked Off the Quidditch Team when he fails to Catch the Snitch
Harry Potter Faints when Snape Compliments his Work
Hedgwig Falls in Love
Harry Potter dies and No One Cares
Harry Potter and the Golden Toilet Seat
Depending on what you like this can be funny stupid or both. Enjoy. Toodles!
"Deushbag you are, Shmuck yes."
"Who is your daddy."
"Like that you do, dont you?"
"Bend over show me your darkside."
"Feel the force."
"Yes the ears are for ressing your ankles, hmmmmm."
"You like the green lightsaber dont you?"
If i am out of line delete i. Sorry just thought it was funny.
Things Yoda might say to you.....
"Get to know your father, you never know if Darth Vader he will be."
"Worrying is as effective as trying to stick C3po together with bubblegum."
"Sound like Grover from Sesame Street I do."
"Waste time not at Mos Eisely. In the end hungover you will be."
"Mess not with your hair. For when you are eight-hundred one-thousand it will look!"
"Wookies shed all over the furniture they will."
"Respect Mace Windu, very good in Pulp Fiction he was."
Things that could be Star Wars movies,
"Yoda loses his Virginity"
"Anakin and Padme: The Lost Movie Rated XXX"
"Chewbacca travels to America and gets Confused with Bigfoot."
"Yoda Comes to Earth and is Mistaken for a Rouge Muppet, Mauled, and then his voice is used to replace Grover"
Now these have nothing to do with Star Wars but my favorite....
I Know What You Did Last Summer Spoofs!
"I Still Have some Issues about what you did Last Summer."
"I Can not remeber what you did last Summer, but I am gonna kill you anyways"
And my favorite....
"I am on a Killing Spree this Summer"
Now Harry Potter Book Titles......
Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum
Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike
Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer
Harry Potter And The Gringott’s Bank Job
Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film
Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign
Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise
Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of Tolkien
Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader
Harry Potter - It’s SO Unfair!
Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem
Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer
Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic
Harry Potter And The Ratings War
Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms
Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees
Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9
Harry Potter And The Dragon’s Breath
Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England
Harry Potter And The Broom of Doom
Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000
Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt
Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater
Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce
Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident
Harry Potter And The Goblin’ Teasmade
And More......
Ron Weasley and That Kid With The Scar
Harry Potter and the Ugly Wizard
Harry Potter Takes A Trip to the Moon
Harry Potter and the Terrible Shock He Receives When Hermione Granger Finally Gets Credit For Saving The Day
Harry Potter, In All 500 Pages Of This Book, Is Not Once In Mortal Peril
Harry Potter Does Not Win The Quidditch Cup
Harry Potter Becomes Rabid and Foams At The Mouth
Harry Potter Misplaces His Brain
Harry Potter Eats His Children
Harry Potter Gets Jabbed With A Toothpick And Eaten By Madame Maxime As An Appetizer
Harry Potter Murders My French Teacher
Harry Potter Has A Book Named After Him and You Don't, Neener Neener Neener
Harry Potter Learns Ron and Hermione's Birthdays
No One Cares About Harry Potter Anymore, And Harry Likes It This Way
Will The Real Harry Potter Please Stand Up
Breakfast at Harry's
Harry Chang and the Feminist Wife
Harry Potter Reads the Harry Potter Book Series
Colin Creevey: I Stalked Harry Potter
I Stalked JK Rowling: A Fan's Story
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Whiskey
Harry's Potted and the Philosopher's Stoned
Harry Potter Falls Into Concussion After Draco Malfoy Asks Hermione Granger To Marry Him
Ron Weasley Murdered Draco Malfoy After He Asked Hermione Granger To Marry Him
Hermione Granger Fails the Sixth Year But Crabbe and Goyle Pass
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley, Parents of 18
Harry Potter and Hedwig's Overdue Vet Bill
Harry Potter's First and Last Kiss - The Dementor
Sirius Black and Severus Snape; the Best of Friends
Harry Potter and Severus Unite To Save House Elf Protection and Rights
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley Is Jealous of You But Always Keeps His Mouth Shut and I Don't Think You Are Treating This Talented Kid With Enough Respect, He Already Has To Put Up With His Brothers
Harry Potter Finally Discovers the Rare Contact Lense
Harry Potter Develops His Own Line of Hairspray
Sirius Black's Long Lost Love: Minerva McGonagall
Sybil Trelawney, Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil; Siamese Triplets
Harry Potter Faced With Separation From His Best Friend Ron Weasley Because Ron Earlier Killed Malfoy, He Is Now In Azkaban Going Mad (Ron Not Harry)
Harry Potter and the Unnecessary Long Stupid Predictable Idiodic Stream Of A Title
Harry Potter and the Normal Year at Hogwarts
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy; Friends 'til the End
Hermione Granger and the Mystery of the Lost Homework Assignment
Harry Potter; Behind the Scar
Harry Potter is Kicked Off the Quidditch Team when he fails to Catch the Snitch
Harry Potter Faints when Snape Compliments his Work
Hedgwig Falls in Love
Harry Potter dies and No One Cares
Harry Potter and the Golden Toilet Seat
Depending on what you like this can be funny stupid or both. Enjoy. Toodles!