Here, take a cookie.

[Ryla Relvinian]

http://avari.ath.cx/fortune_cookie.shtml

I promise, by the time you are finished, you'll feel right as rain.

[Ryla Relvinian]

You are dumb when you sip sweetly while you code. :lol

How true, how true.

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

Luck will befall you while you throw a hotel.

o_O How did it know I was going hotel throwing?!?!

:lol

[Sejah Haversh]

I got

"Many girls will paint on your mouse very quickly. "

And then the classic, "All your base are belong to us."
Okay, so I had the wrong window open for that one... I just love that video.

[Ryla Relvinian]

"While you gasp, you notice a man about to fondle."

*gasp*

SEJAH!!! :lol

[Salemn Lysce]

"Many rocks will run on your sheep very stupidly"

O__o

[Dasquian Belargic]

"May your platypus allways be under your wombat."

Sweeeet :D

[Nupraptor]

You are yellow ochre when you scream intelligently while you listen. O_o

[Marcus Telcontar]

Sit and feltch. You need a duck.

[Alpha]

You are simple when you fondle quickly while you bend

???????

[Alpha]

Sit and drink. You need a girl. - How very true!!!

AND

Luck will befall you while you throw a jedi training session.

hmmmm....:)

[ReaperFett]

"While you crack, you notice a bat about to paint"



But then, THE CLASSIC...










"Sit and poke. You need a girl"




:)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

"Sit and poke. You need a girl"


:lol!

[ReaperFett]

part one I don't understand. Part two is true :)

[Ainë Elenion]

Luck will befall you while you start a planet?

[Navaria Tarkin]

"Sit and crack. I need a dog."

WTF???? I am allergic to dogs btw

[Wei Wu Wei]

...Takes a cookie...

[Kelt Simoson]

"Many monkeys will oogle on your cat very quickly."

Now dont get me wrong but...i mean...ahh nevermind

[Zeke]

::takes a cookie and eats it::

I do feel better. It sez...::is holding it upside down, flips it over::

Sit and code. You need a monkey.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Actually, that cookie did make me feel right as rain. Thanks, Ryla!

[Arriana Daynon]

"You may find many ducks at www.yahoo.com."

"While you sweat, you notice a well about to egg."

"May your platypus allways be in between you and your chicken."


:lol These are amusing!

[Sanis Prent]

You may find many sheep at slashdot.org.

:x

[Alpha]

is slashdot.org even a site? Or do I even want to know?


Found another one:

You are small when you oogle wistfully while you oogle.


?????:huh