Star Wars Sexual Lines

[Ki-Adi Kindo]

Saw this on a website and thought it was hilarious. Check it out.
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Sexual Star Wars Trilogy Lines



STAR WARS

'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'She's fast enough for you, old man.'



THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK


'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?'

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

'Hurry up, golden-rod..'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'Possible, he came through the south entrance.'

'But now we must eat, Come...good food, come...'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.'

'Control, control, you must learn control!'



RETURN OF THE JEDI


'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.'

'You're a jittery little thing aren't you?'

'In time you will call me master.'

'A little higher, just a little higher.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else!'

'What could possibly have come over Master Luke?'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

[Darth Viscera]

*tosses a rope at Mr .net and points angrily at Kindo*

Hang heem!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:rolleyes

[IG-88]

You have apparently missed it, but the scene where IG-88 - myself, though the need for the third-person referrence is obviously needed here - is hanging around with all of the other bounty hunters and Darth Vader is FRAUGHT with sexual tension. My sleek lines SCREAM it, inaudibly.

Fortunately, the Imperials at that time did not employ any female recruits on that particular ship, nor were there any female bounty hunters. The sensuousness was completely lost, but it kept the film at a PG rating.

[Wei Wu Wei]

lol...Kindo , that is so cool. I saw a magazine where they took some quotes out of the X-men cartoon/comics and they sounded really bad out of context. Just be careful that you don;t get introuble with an administrator or something, ok?

[Lady Vader]

:lol

[ReaperFett]

Just be careful that you don;t get introuble with an administrator or something, ok?
I am fine with you just posting lines. Providing it doesn't get any worse.


But I'm a mod ;)

[BerithXho]

:lol IG-88

[Chase Starwalker]

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

:lol

[Zeke]

This is sick, but hilarious.

[Telan Desaria]

" High! Just a little higher!"
:D :crack